yes, i heard there won't be enough port-a-potties for all the sh*t that's going to be flowing that day.

yes, i heard there won't be enough port-a-potties for all the sh*t that's going to be flowing that day.

That's okay,not to worry: the GOPiggies are heading out of town.

Oh good. When I saw the headline, I thought we were facing a chicken shortage.

**** Oh good. When I saw the headline, I thought we were facing a chicken shortage.
......#3 | Posted by wisgod *****

.....did'nt you see Doc's post just before yours ??

*** the GOPiggies are heading out of town.****

the chicken-hawks, chicken shits, chicken brains are going over to the Paraguayan embassy to make sure their visas are in order.....

yes, doc - our mamas taught u.s. to come IN out of the cold.

remember, no umbrellas or strollers.

yes, i heard there won't be enough port-a-potties for all the sh*t that's going to be flowing that day.

of course, there may be no need to worry at all.

#1 | Posted by nanc at 2009-01-14 11:04 AM | Reply |

True. The amount shit flowing OUT of the WH on that day is staggering, but eventually every little rtard turd will be put where it belongs: the sewers of failure, calamity and shame.

Its goona be too cold! The crowds wont be as big as expected becasue of the weather.

"Only a Bush appointee could have failed to see this one coming."

Umm.

He did see it coming. It hasn't happened yet.

Sounds like good idea on Bush's part.

The cost to the city will hopefully be offset by this and the influx of money spent during it.

I heard Obama is riding into D.C on a donkey and people will be laying down palm leaves for him to walk on...

It only took a little more than two months for Bush to figure this out?

That might be a new record.

Bush declares state of emergency in DC?

Hmmm.

Spud declares state of stupidity in Bush's brain.

Only a Bush appointee could have failed to see this one coming

"Nobody could have imagined"? Well there is some resonance there.

Otoh, Wot if this is really an example of Bushian foresight?

FTA: If the extra money is needed, it will come from the Federal Emergency and Management Agency budget, Stanzel said.

Ya see, Bush knew this dire emergency in DC was coming back when Katrina hit and that's why he was so slow in responding. He was just trying to save money fer Obama's inevitable innauguration.

/Admittedly, just a theory.

If previous Obama get togethers are any indication then the crowds will show up in droves and they will be relatively well behaved and contented.

It's not like this is gonna be a rethuglycan hate-fest like those Nuremberg-esque rallies that Scary and Yawn put on in their campaign.

Be Well.

I heard Obama is riding into D.C on a donkey and people will be laying down palm leaves for him to walk on...

~Axiom.

Bush should never have declared an Emergency he should have seen the people collecting palm leaves for Obama to ride into D.C on the donkey and declared a national disaster instead...

"Bush Declares Obama's Inauguration an Emergency"

Now he tells us.

Remember there are only six days LEFT before you get stimulated

The real point of the headline seems to be missed. It wasn't "Bush declares 'state of emergency'" so much:

"** as cost of Obama's swearing-in ceremony soars **"

"But by the time the final dance has been held at one of the many inaugural balls the costs for the day will be a staggering 110m." That is --$160,000,000.00-- in US Dollars.

Hypocritically speaking:

Salon.com bitched: Giving Bush a pass -- again - Jan 20, 2005 "The D.C. press corps failed to ask hard questions about the inauguration's huge cost"

"Anthony Weiner, New York Democrat, who complained that the estimated $40 million for the Bush-Cheney inauguration is extravagant."

"The Associated Press moved a story that asked, "With that kind of money, what could you buy?" ... vaccinations and preventive health care for 22 million children ... and a down payment on the nation's deficit."

"But a review of the cost for past inaugurations shows Mr. Bush's will cost less than President Clinton's second inauguration in 1997, which cost about $42 million. When the cost is adjusted for inflation, Mr. Clinton's second-term celebration exceeds Mr. Bush's by about 25 percent."

I heard Obama is riding into D.C on a donkey and people will be laying down palm leaves for him to walk on...

#12 | Posted by ATaxpayer

I hope he wears a name tag so we can tell who which ass is riding and which ass is doing the work.

W is God-
Shouldn't you wait until Obama racks up $5,000,000,000,000 in debt, allows a massive terrorist attack to occur on his watch, and lies us into a war before you get all snarky?

No.

Obviously not, W is God.

He should just place his hand on Lincoln's bible in a small private ceremony inside the white house and donate the money to the families that have lost children in Gaza due to the zionist jews unprovoked attacks.

I heard Obama is riding into D.C on a donkey and people will be laying down palm leaves for him to walk on...

#12 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-01-14 01:34 PM |

Better than taking the back door after the 2000 heist, no?

101-
How many children is that? Around 400?

Bush is a prophet sent by God.

How much of your money have you and your "partner" Alexandrite sent those childrens' families? What about blankets or food?

"Bush is a prophet sent by God."

Wow, talk about opening up to ridicule! Is that how the moon got so pockmarked?

I guess the answer is none.

You can guess whatever you wish as you cheer their deaths.

Translation: None

How many Gaza orphans have your two ladies adopted?
None? Shocking.

With the faux outrage you display one would assume you'd have a house full of those mutts.

Supplies to Gaza are in lock-down, by order of Israel, 101. The territory is sealed, and the fish in the barrel remain.

Prior to the lockdown, how much did you send? None? Shocking.

There are relief organizations that I contribute to irregardless of the current situation or its actors, but Gaza is sealed.

(regardless)

You, on the other hand, openly cheer the deaths of fish in a barrel.

Links. Amounts. Dates.

Or are you lying, again?

Links. Amounts. Dates.

Or are you lying, again?

#38 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-01-14 02:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

Right. I'm going to supply you with personal information to assuage your own guilt.

"He should... donate the money to the families that have lost children in Gaza due to the zionist jews unprovoked attacks."

The Pretend Paratrooper tries an anti-semitic zinger and may not understand that first crack should go to AMERICAN families that lost children in Bush's cruelly stupid war. herm

He did see it coming. It hasn't happened yet.

It shouldn't have required a state of emergency to deal with an event planned 75 years in advance.

"It shouldn't have required a state of emergency to deal with an event planned 75 years in advance."

Talk to the Mayor of DC - it's his problem, and it's only because he can't handle it that the Feds have to step in and help.

You want to talk about sh!t flowing, check this out:

Ah, but that would require you to recognize the shortcomings of a democrat. Better to blame Bush while you still have a few days to do so.

There are relief organizations that I contribute to irregardless of the current situation or its actors, but Gaza is sealed.
#35 | Posted by BetelG

Gaza is sealed to keep the dumb asses in and the rockets mortars and missals out. Anyway BetelG I heard a very short Poem the other day and saved it for you and Kliffered.

***** A Very Short Poem. *****

One day a very long time ago their once lived a Palestinian man who supported HamAss, he did not shoot rockets or fire missals into Israel. But that was a very long time ago and only lasted for one day the end...

Ahhhh, what a difference in the news stories a "D" makes.

#19 | Posted by KBM at 2009-01-14 01:55 PM

careful now... wouldn't want anyone here to start thinking objectively or anything....

"wouldn't want anyone here to start thinking objectively or anything...."

Now, now, don't be dissin' JeffinD behind his back!

"Anthony Weiner, New York Democrat, who complained that the estimated $40 million for the Bush-Cheney inauguration is extravagant."

"The Associated Press moved a story that asked, "With that kind of money, what could you buy?" ... vaccinations and preventive health care for 22 million children ... and a down payment on the nation's deficit."

"But a review of the cost for past inaugurations shows Mr. Bush's will cost less than President Clinton's second inauguration in 1997, which cost about $42 million. When the cost is adjusted for inflation, Mr. Clinton's second-term celebration exceeds Mr. Bush's by about 25 percent."

www.infowars.com

Ahhhh, what a difference in the news stories a "D" makes.

#19 | Posted by KBM

FF!

What were the pant-pissing libs that post here saying about it at the time?

I can't imagine there wasn't a thread about it. One of you handy-dandy computer people should find that discussion so we can have a laugh.

Right. I'm going to supply you with personal information to assuage your own guilt.

#39 | Posted by BetelG at 2009-01-14 02:41 PM | Reply

So, liar it is.

What were the pant-pissing libs that post here saying about it at the time?

#49 | Posted by 101Chairborne

And all the time I thought they ate with their peckers.

there is no such word as "irregardless".

Please dont feed the trolls.

Gaza is sealed to keep the dumb asses in and the rockets mortars and missals out.

In addition to the "missals," I'd say they're keeping food, water and medicine out, too. And keeping the "dumbass" people in the line of fire along with "HamAss". Seriously, all of the people who have their lips firmly pressed against Israeli ass need to look in the mirror and realize that you're being shat upon.

Nanc-
There are relief organizations that I contribute to irregardless of the current situation or its actors, but Gaza is sealed.

#35 | Posted by BetelG at 2009-01-14 02:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

(regardless)

#36 | Posted by BetelG at 2009-01-14 02:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

Nanc-
Thank you all the same for the correction. I'll be sure to return the favor in a case where you don't correct yourself first, unlike this instance.

It shouldn't have required a state of emergency to deal with an event planned 75 years in advance.

#41 | Posted by rcade

a black president in the white house and every damn obama nut sucking liberal in the country coming to see it was being planned for 75 years?

Talk to the Mayor of DC - it's his problem ...

It's the inauguration of the president! The feds should have had a plan and funding in place to handle the crowds and security. Putting it all in DC's lap is ridiculous.

Perhaps the money that was set aside for the 'Victory in Iraq' party might be available.

It shouldn't have required a state of emergency to deal with an event planned 75 years in advance.

Agreed, but consider the source.

C'mon, Bush didn't even have the foresight to tell ex-Aussie PM Howard to stay at the fucking Hilton fer his Bushit Medal of FreeDUMB ceremony in order to let the Obama family use Blair House to make their transition into the WH as tradition demands.

Actually, that was less indicative of a lack of Bushian foresight and more an indicator of supreme dickishness in the Choad-choker in Chief.

S'rsly, that was a real dick move by Bush.

Be Well.

It's the inauguration of the president! The feds should have had a plan and funding in place to handle the crowds and security. Putting it all in DC's lap is ridiculous.

#60 | Posted by rcade

In these economic tims it would have been prudent to scale down a bit.

After doubling the debt, Republicans can be fiscal conservatives again, Cabo?

No, lets just keep on spending.

This $150M isn't about me, it's about you. -Barack Obama, friend of the peoples.

After tripling the cost of an inaguration, Democrats can be Democrats again, BetelG?

Bush is a prophet sent by God.

#27 | Posted by timbci at 2009-01-14 02:15 PM | Reply | Flag

What did we ever do to God?

bush is no prophet - united methodists are not even given to studying prophecy.

if you're serious, alexandrite - our nation is under judgment. on a whole we forgot where our bounty came from so the Lord is allowing u.s. our way. He is backing out of the family photo - we're on our own so to speak.

I'm not sure about the inauguration being an emergency but I'm sure the administration will end up being one.

Have you ever seen the movie "Annie"? Daddy Warbucks said it best, "everything's urgent to a democrat". I got that even as a kid.

Now if Oprah fucking Winfrey really wanted to shine & make her mark on the (dare I say it again, sigh...) "HISTORIC" moment, she should foot the bill.

"She's paying for my inaugural, what a lovely way to say I love you"

They need to just set up the threesome & get it over with don't they? I hate Oprah!

It's appropriate, given the performance of emergency officials during Bush's term, that they couldn't have foreseen Inauguration Day. The day of the event has been known since 1933! Only a Bush appointee could have failed to see this one coming.

#7 | Posted by rcade at

OH PLEASE

I know its not "In " to tell the godfather here that he is full of shit but hey...if the foo shits....(okay thats an old joke but IM old too you know)....

no one could have guessed that people were going to go completely apeshit over this guy in this way and PLEASE refer to todays liberal hypocrisy historical moment for the rest of this post.

YOU DONT want to miss it...