My wife told me this yesterday and I thought she was joking! SEA KITTENS? What's next, renaming HAMAS Towel Puppies?

"What's that smells like Sea Kitten, baby?
I really would like to know. X 2
That ain't puddin', baby
That ain't pie.
That's the stuff that got you by.
So Keep On Truckin', mama
Truck my blues away"

Nah.

Apologies to Jorma.

Peta needs their starfish penetrated by a trouser trout.

God I hate PETAphiles.

Well, if a pussy smells like fish
Is it sea-kittenish?

God I hate PETAphiles.

Me too. The price of pate de fois gras has skyrocketed.

If it smells like fish, eat all you wish

If it smells like cologne. leave it alone

If it smells like fish, eat all you wish

I love fish tacos!

Well in that case I like my Sea Kittens deep fried in beer batter.

Charlie the tuna is flipping over in his grave. My political science prof once told me "dog bites man" that's not news on the other hand "man bites dog" now that's news. Next day, page 2 NY Times, man bites dog. This story qualifies for man bites dog.

Fried, broiled, or grilled, which way would you like your kitten...oh that just sounds bad and will give some far eastern countries a bad name.

This is months old, but is still capturing attention.
It's peta's way of offending children, so they will feel bad if their parents make them fish for dinner. Fuck the ADA for suggesting a diet including fish?

BTW peta is controlled by the Pew Foundation, and they make no secret of their hatred towards recreational fishing. What ever Pew says, EVERY non profit in the world must do.....

My wife and I just had some wonderful food directly related to this today!

Let me see if I can do the terminology right.

Preheat oven to 350.

Take one of those short loaves of french Bread, slice it along the length and in half, then set aside.

Take 3 cans of tuna sea kitten, drain them and give the juice to your land kittens (are they cannibals now?)

Add half a package of alfalfa sprouts.

Add three heaping teaspoons of mayo, preferably light.

Give a good healthy squeeze of mustard, about 4 times what you'd person uses on a hamburger (which made from Gargantuan Mooing Dogs, apparently).

Then take red pepper, it MUST be the red stuff because the black produces the wrong taste, and shake the shit out of it into the mixture until you have what seems like JUST barely too much. Then double it.

Mix together well the sprouts, mayo, mustard, pepper, and tuna sea kitten.

Scold your cannibalistic land kittens for being little bastards.

Spread the mixture over the bread.

Take a mixture of cheddar and mozzerella, put LIBERALLY over your tuna sea kitten mix, then bake for 9 minutes in the preheated oven.

Enjoy you Smokin' Sea Kitten sandwiches!

what a sane person (or you'd) use on a hamburger, I meant to say. Hooray! I may be a good cook but I'm a shitty typist!

My Question to PETA is

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why do they taste like meat?"

Mmmmmm....fried kittens...awwwwwgggrrhhhhhhhhh

Actually, one very famous Vegetarian was named Adolf Hitler....

The idea of treating animals as ethically as possible is not inherently silly in fact it's quite noble.

That sed, some of the actions of PETA from time to time have been quite silly.

This one instantly goes onto the all time PETA Silly Moments List with a bullet.

Speaking of things both cuddly and PETAish...

Sea Kittens?

Sorry, but they aren't doing much to win people over when they do stupid shit like this.

Let's see

Bacon Grilled Cajun Sea Kitten

Sauteed Rainbow Sea Kitten with Green Tomato and Blackberry Sauce

Pan-Roasted Sea Kitten Bruschetta with Chili Vinaigrette

Grilled Butterflied Sea Kitten with Lemon-Parsley Butter

Pan-Seared Sea Kitten with Olives, Tomatoes and Oregano Brown Rice

Black Sea Kitten with Corn and Jumbo Lump Crab Saute

Yummy!

PETA is right! Why am I taking care of this kitten? It's just a dumb animal, like any old trout.

Where's my wok?

Where's my wok?

Posted by shmoopty at 2009-01-13 10:07 PM | Reply

It went with Your shoes to the grocery store.

Larry

Ummm, give me some flour, salt, pepper, and a mess of tasty sea kittens. What more could one ask for than a batch of fried sea kittens(previously known as flounder).

I prefer lake or river kitten...mmmmm omega 3s.

I prefer lake or river kitten...mmmmm omega 3s.

Posted by jubal_harshaw at 2009-01-14 02:35 AM | Reply

I started taking fish oil pills for My heart and boy after about a good 20 30 minutes i have this God awful fish taste in the back of My throat. I swear they must use the least expensive fish oils in them there pills. Nasty

Larry

Larry...just try eatin salmon...lake trout..anything of the salmonid family.....better flavor and good for ya.

Larry...just try eatin salmon...lake trout..anything of the salmonid family.....better flavor and good for ya.

Posted by jubal_harshaw at 2009-01-14 02:57 AM | Reply

Thanks for the tip I will get some cans of salmon tonight.

Larry

Larry, you have to get the ones that are enteric coated. They don't break open until they enter you intestinal tract.

I had a regular one burst open in my stomach once and I tasted nasty fish for 2 days.

Ahhhh, PETA...always good for a few laughs.

I can just picture it...
Long polycarbonate confrence room table...
Half a dozen tele-conference phones on speaker... Everyone in the room wearing those rectangle shaped, black plastic frame glasses...
Plates of celery sticks and bottled water...
Inspirational 'Sea Kitten' posters on the walls...
Stacks of 'Sea Kitten' bumper stickers and 'Sea Kitten' pens on the table in front of the 60" flat screen TV...
The prettier one with no earlings at the head of the desk, exuberantly lifting her chin with superiority and accomplishment...
LOL!

I suppose now I have to take my son "kittening" under the Hathaway Bridge?

Thanks BuzKiller I'll check em out,

Ok what the fuck is up with these so called stylish glasses anyways?? The ones that look like someone ran them through a bandsaw and cut them in half. What is the use in wearing glasses that only cover part of Your eye socket?? I know I have given RCADE grief in the past about His 1950ish style glasses He sports on the Workbench website but at least His covers the whole eyesocket. Where in Gods green earth did they come up with such lunacity??? I think they are as goofy is all get out. I guess I am weird I dunno.

Larry

This reminds me of when restaurants started to universally refer to dolphin fish as mahi-mahi. I guess this stuff does make a difference to some people.

Meat is murder.

tastey. tastey. murder.

@ larry -- I dunno, about the glasses.

On a really cute girl, it makes her look like a naughty librarian. I have a thing for naughty librarians, I think. Yep, I do.

Ok I'll take Your word for it Axiom

Meh. I can haz dinner?
(and a LOLcat dies, and I laugh)
Look, they already have catfish anyway. And they are also good eats.

/proud member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Thats it...now i got a hunger on for some good old smoked laker..all I need now is a day warmer than -30 c to get out on the ice.

Did you notice...those sneaky devils at Starkist now only put 5 ozs of tuna...excuse me...SEA KITTEN in their cans?

What is next with these nuts...beef cows = pasture puppies?

In other news: PETA has been renamed IDIOTS

What is next with these nuts...beef cows = pasture puppies?

#37 | Posted by kerrin57 at 2009-01-14 08:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

I done toldya alread, Gargantuan Mooing Dogs!

I love eating sea kittens! That gives a fresh new perspective that chinese restuarants all serve cat....LOL

dolphin fish as mahi-mahi. I guess this stuff does make a difference to some people.

#32 | Posted by katieberry

That's dauphin (sp?), not dolphin. not the same fish. in fact a dolphin is a mammal, i think.

dauphin or mahi-mahi is just pure god-given goodness from the sea. blackened with a little lime-butter on the side.

Dolphins are marine mammals that are closely related to whales and porpoises. There are almost forty species of dolphin in seventeen genera.

y'all are both right about dolphin. That name is used both for the mahi-mahi (fish) and the sea mammal.

on mahi-mahi: I've seen them catch them on the rig. The are beautifully colored animals when they are brought on board, but the second they die, they turn brown. It's the oddest thing. But they are delicious -- especially for a sea kitten!

I'm not sure, but isn't dauphin some sort of French noble title?

Newkirk lost it years ago and it looks like she isn't even looking for it anymore. It would be sad if she wasn't so well-funded and if she wasn't determined to cause the extinction of domestic dogs and cats. Do NOT make the mistake of laughing at her. She is dangerous. The law they passed in Riverside, California yesterday shows just how well-funded PETA is and that their efforts are starting to bear fruit - bitter, black fruit to be sure. I am pretty sure laws dictating forced spay/neuter of all dogs and cats will eventually be overturned in the courts but in the meanwhile these groups are causing a lot of aggravation.

What is next with these nuts...beef cows = pasture puppies?
#37 | Posted by kerrin57

I like the term "hamburger" bush myself.

I thought sea kitten was a euphemism for pussy...

"isn't dauphin some sort of French noble title?"

Heir apparent, as in the son of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

"I'm not sure, but isn't dauphin some sort of French noble title?"

Yeah...a dauphin was a prince, the next in line for the throne of France.

What about sea monkeys? Shower babies? etc.

Does peta have a stand on abortion?

Enjoy you Smokin' Sea Kitten sandwiches!
#14 | Posted by soheifox

Sounds like a Korean dish to me....

pasture puppies? or "Gargantuan Mooing Dogs!"

#39 | Posted by soheifox at 2009-01-14 08:41

LOL...I like mine better!!

By the way Peta is also very much behind the AGW agenda.... as a means to stop farming with livestock.

Enjoy your bean curd!

Mmmm, feline fillet.

#51 | Posted by cabo_vato

Plueeeze...I am eating my breakfast!

No that there is anything wrong with that.

we should call lambs . . .
. . .well, I guess 'lamb' is a good enough name. Sounds sweet, cute, cuddly.

Let's eat one.

we should call lambs . . .
. . .well, I guess 'lamb' is a good enough name. Sounds sweet, cute, cuddly.
Let's eat one.
#56 | Posted by goatman

Nice. When I was 19 I went to dinner at the Olive Garden with some friends who were part of PETA. When it came time to order, they got salads. Being young and unexperienced with "fancy" foods, I ordered veal, not rwally knowing what it was. The look on their faces was priceless.

I haven't talked to those folks much in the ensuing years...

Thoes animal lovers are wacko. A friend of mine went to the animal shelter in Baytown to get a dog. It took a couple months and lots of paper work. He said, never again.

Enjoy your bean curd!

Thank goodness for wild meat...moose.. elk etc..much better for you too!

i'll still batter them up and fry them no matter what you call them
jasman

Thank goodness for wild meat...moose.. elk etc..much better for you too!

#61 | Posted by jubal_harshaw

"The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table"

" He rolls into the parking lot of Leon's Thriftway in an old, maroon Impala with a trunk full of frozen meat. Raccoon the other dark meat.

In five minutes, Montrose, Mo., trapper Larry Brownsberger is sold out in the lot at 39th Street and Kensington Avenue. Word has gotten around about how clean his frozen raccoon carcasses are. How nicely they're tucked up in their brown butcher paper. How they almost look like a trussed turkey or something."

The rest here:

If you can't make your case without being dishonest - like calling fish "sea kittens" - that means you are wrong.

Thank goodness for wild meat...
#61 | Posted by jubal_harshaw

Mostly deer.goose and wild turkey here...I hate wild duck.
I just made a killer turkey barley soup yesterday.

"The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table"

#63 | Posted by ZOT

Coon, the other dark meat. Has a nice ring to it.

"Thoes animal lovers are wacko. A friend of mine went to the animal shelter in Baytown to get a dog. It took a couple months and lots of paper work. He said, never again."

One shelter wouldn't give my cousin a cat because she mentioned that her previous one had been hit by a car.

By that logic, shouldn't people not bring cats to shelters because shelters sometimes put animals to sleep?

I just made a killer turkey barley soup yesterday.

~Kerrin

Can Spud be yer friend?

S'rsly, Turkey Barley soup kicks ass! Is good stuff.

I have a thing for naughty librarians, I think. Yep, I do.

~Axiom

It's amazing when you go to a non-political thread how much commonality one can find with others.

For some reason I don't think that, "here kitty, kitty, kitty" will have the same affect on a fish... :/

i'm gonna have to stick to bunny wabbits...no coons for 100s of miles.

I'm not sure, but isn't dauphin some sort of French noble title?

#43 | Posted by goatman at 2009-01-14 09:23 AM |

yup, also the french name for dolphin.

Great thread, everyone. It's groups like PETA that make me think maybe I'm not so liberal after all. God, they're insane.

"Those animal lovers are wacko. A friend of mine went to the animal shelter"

We went that route recently... we lost our dog xmas eve.
You would think we trying to adopt a child. After all our references they still wanted to come to our homestead for a "home visit" . Their adoption form actually authorizes them stop in to check us out at a later date also.
DH politely told them would seek a dog elsewhere.

My sister-in-law is one of those people that takes in animals, for the shelters, to rehabilitate them. She is crazier than a shit-house rat and not much smarter.

She's get's all misty-eyed if you even pretend that you want to harm an animal but she didn't mind screwing up her own children to the point to where none of them can even be in her presence for more than a few minutes.

Everytime she's over and we have some meat product, I start talking about the particular animal that that meat came from. Like 'do you think this cow committed suicide? she had a little baby deer once that weighed about 1 lb., I told her it wasn't even big enough to make a sandwich with and she didn't speak to me for 2 weeks, which is a good thing.

PETA Renames Fish 'Sea Kittens'

No.

"Most parents would never dream of spending a weekend torturing kittens for fun with their families, but hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car," Byrne says.

These people are mentally and emotionally sick, sick, sick.

What kind of mind would even come up with such a comparison?

"We went that route recently... we lost our dog xmas eve.
You would think we trying to adopt a child. After all our references they still wanted to come to our homestead for a "home visit" . Their adoption form actually authorizes them stop in to check us out at a later date also.
DH politely told them would seek a dog elsewhere."

#73 | Posted by kerrin57 at 2009-01-14 02:33 PM

I recently adopted a dog and had similar problems with many of the shelters. One county shelter required references, employer info, utility bills, home inspection, etc...all on top of $200-$400 adoption fee. The next county over (10 minute drive) let me take the dog home that day and charged me $80 which included a carrier, collar, leash, and a coupon for a free vet visit. The first county just can't understand why no one will adopt their dogs despite their presence at every city and county event. Stupid stupid stupid.

"Glub glub says the sea kitten"

I think PETA should scale back this idea and not be so shellfish.

#79 is PUNishable by acute ejaculation from the thread!

"We went that route recently... we lost our dog xmas eve.
You would think we trying to adopt a child. After all our references they still wanted to come to our homestead for a "home visit" . Their adoption form actually authorizes them stop in to check us out at a later date also.
DH politely told them would seek a dog elsewhere."

#73 | Posted by kerrin57 at 2009-01-14 02:33 PM

I recently adopted a dog and had similar problems with many of the shelters. One county shelter required references, employer info, utility bills, home inspection, etc...all on top of $200-$400 adoption fee. The next county over (10 minute drive) let me take the dog home that day and charged me $80 which included a carrier, collar, leash, and a coupon for a free vet visit. The first county just can't understand why no one will adopt their dogs despite their presence at every city and county event. Stupid stupid stupid.

#77 | Posted by kevin23

Wow... I wonder if it is a state/county/city thing or just a society/group/shelter thing... because just this last august my husband and I got a cat through the humane society and PETCO and we had to fill out a form and an agreement (like inform them we are moving and some such drival, but no home visits), but we didn't have to bring utility bills, pay stubs and such...

Shoot, If they came by while my husband and I are at work they probably take the cat away because he starts howling.... loudly.... even when I go to check the mail or take out the trash. They would think we are torturing the spoiled brat.

"she didn't speak to me for 2 weeks, which is a good thing."
Yeah, for HER. Ya putz.

Now I'm all for the ethical treatment of animals, if for no other reason than it just seems like the right thing to do. The folks at PETA IM[ns]HO, are entirely too self-righteous about it and that's what kills their appeal [for me anyhow]. OK, so you're on a warm-fuzzy level with all the cute wee beasties of the world...good for you, enjoy all that good karma or whatever. Now leave me the fuck alone while I eat my rare steak & wear my well done leather jacket.

Also, last time I checked tuna already had a perfectly good name. Y'know what it is? TUNA!!!

...grumble-grumble-sea-
kittens-grumble-kiss-my-ass-
grumble-grumble...

Browncoat - PETA's ultimate goal is the extinction of domestic dogs and cats. Now, if someone can explain to me how planned extinction can possibly be called "ethical". I'm willing to listen. Extinction=Ethical? I don't think so!

Let's see
Bacon Grilled Cajun Sea Kitten
Sauteed Rainbow Sea Kitten with Green Tomato and Blackberry Sauce
Pan-Roasted Sea Kitten Bruschetta with Chili Vinaigrette
Grilled Butterflied Sea Kitten with Lemon-Parsley Butter
Pan-Seared Sea Kitten with Olives, Tomatoes and Oregano Brown Rice
Black Sea Kitten with Corn and Jumbo Lump Crab Saute
Yummy!
#21 | Posted by ElmoVanPeebles at 2009-01-13 10:05 PM

As disgusting as this thread is, you, sir, have excellent taste.

A blind man walks by a sea kitten stand...

I use unwanted kittens as lake trout bait in the spring..its a good thing.

#26 | Posted by LarryMohr

Larry--get the fish pills that say NO FISH BURPS and you'll be fine.

As to this thread--PETA is

Stupid is as stupid does...

Ok Murphy I will look in the morning. Thanks for the 411.

Larry