The only man this Wang Guiying broad is gonna find is some other old fart who's basically 'wang gone'.

The 107-Year Old Virgin?

REtlvnit or whatever his new moniker is might finally get a chance to get laid instead of playing with himself and calling it "golf".

The 107-Year Old Virgin?

She could auction herself off on e-bay.

Like this student has done:

BLT!

Now's your chance!

Why ruin a perfectly good life?

I believe Herm has been spoken for.

Is she rich?

BLT!

Now's your chance!

My thought, roo.

Until I realized she probably wants sex....

Sure, she says she wants a fellow centenarian, but when some 90-year-old hottie drops by and starts putting the moves on her, she'll be robbing that cradle in a heartbeat.

Just think - some guy's gonna have a whole century of frustration to work through.

At least he won't have a mother-in-law to deal with!

prolly has a death wish

McToast has some free time...

There is hope for some of you losers.

"What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?" asked Wang Guiying.

Probably nothing at all.

Look on the bright side, you won't have to worry about any kids fighting over your will when you pass on.

Just make sure you don't die a virgin, even at 107.

That would have been something in your life you'd regret not having done. lol

And you might want to make sure if you do find a husband, you first get yourself a pre-nup -- unless he's 110 when you two walk down the aisle.

There is hope for some of you losers.

#13 | Posted by cabo_vato

So says cabo_ vato who has already emailed Wang Guiying 12 email marriage proposals
since reading today's article.

If she says "yes" let me be the first to offer you my congratulations, dude.

The 107-Year Old Virgin?

She could auction herself off on e-bay.

Like this student has done:

[LINK]

Cheers

#4 | Posted by Grendel

Your link says she's a student auctioning her virginity to pay for a Masters Degree in
Family and Marriage therapy and has seen bidding hit $3.7 million.

Sure beats beats paying off on your student loans for the next 20 years.

#15 | Posted by CalifChris

AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW that hurts. Did I hit a nerve there princess?

BTW it is 86 here.

I just turned on the Weather channel and it said 80 degrees but that's for my little suburb.
Maybe it's warmer in your neck of Los Angeles (or wherever you live). Personally, I prefer 80 degrees over 86.

Cabo-vato

AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW that hurts. Did I hit a nerve there princess?

Nah, just wanted to make sure you lived a loooong and happy life, cabo vato.

Married men live longer than single guys. That's a well known fact.

Even if you have to put up with a wife's yapping all the time, as far as I know,
no guy has ever died from being "talked to death." lol

Married men live longer than single guys. That's a well known fact.

I'm not so sure about that, it just seems longer.

no guy has ever died from being "talked to death." lol

My X used to wake me up to "talk." I can't believe how many times I put up with that. But back then I was in the canoe club and could drive in to the base and rack out.

I'm not against marriage but today a guy needs his own place. Think of the positive effect that would have on the housing market. Instead of cohabitation you'd just work out a visitation schedule.

My luck I'd be required to bring tools.

"There is hope for some of you losers.

#13 | Posted by cabo_vato "

Why do you right-wing nuts hate women?

Does anyone know if this 'Cabo Vato' the same clown who used to go by RETNluvnit (Retarded & lovin it)?

OzarkAggie

I'm not against marriage but today a guy needs his own place. Think of the positive effect that would have on the housing market. Instead of cohabitation you'd just work out a visitation schedule.

Hey, you could always buy a duplex -- each live next door yet still have your own "space"
-- along with separate keys.

...My luck I'd be required to bring tools.

You'd only need to bring one. *wink*

You know he's a jeweler. *squint*

SHE GOT TO BE HURRY UP....TIME IS THE KILLER...

There is that old Redd Foxx punchline, "Who says you can't take it with you?"

Hey lots of single men avaliable Chicka Just afta looky

Larry

"SHE GOT TO BE HURRY UP....TIME IS THE KILLER...

#27 | Posted by BADAOPHAY"

Guesses? I say Belgian.

kerrin - my thoughts exactolutely! ff that.

"Does anyone know if this 'Cabo Vato' the same clown who used to go by RETNluvnit (Retarded & lovin it)?"

Could also be StillBorne. That little fag has used other aliases in the past when he was too much of a pussy to accept a banning as well as being to stupid to mask his IP address.

Christ-on-a-crutch! You'd have to hose down her pussy JUST to get all the dust out of it.......

**** McToast has some free time...
...............#12 | Posted by northguy3 ******

......he has higher standards.......

.....prefers his chicks young, somewhere between 80 and 90, and with a half-billion inheritence.......

**** Woman, 107, Seeks First Husband *****

......wonder what going down on her would be like .......

*** My luck I'd be required to bring tools.

.....#21 | Posted by OzarkAggie *****

............just one..........

......wonder what going down on her would be like .......

Posted by skizziks at 2009-01-13 03:38 PM | Reply

One would think a Garden Hose would be needed. Maybe some wet ones(The wipes people use on vacation) You might need to take a feather duster to it to clean the cobwebs out first however.

Larry

......wonder what going down on her would be like .......

Depends....