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Monday, January 12, 2009

A hidden camera catches an Iranian cleric committing adultery, and the video rockets around the blogosphere, where a new generation can finally skirt state censorship.

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"These "opportunities"an Orwellian euphemism for scandalshave dramatically increased in the past few months: The Tehran police chief was found to have an odd fetish, ordering six prostitutes in a brothel to say their prayers before him while naked (he is currently free on bail); the Minister of Interior faked a degree from the "London-based" Oxford University (he was recently impeached); and now the Hamadani cleric who likes to "do some Nasnas" has reportedly been sentenced to 100 lashes and banished to another province."

Of course, the woman was likely stoned to death.

There are some interesting posts with the article, including:

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Who'd a thunk it? You mean they're just like Southern Baptists????????????

like i've said

i hate the clergy

of any religion

what makes you soooo great as to tell ME how to interpret the words.

I can read

I will know more and better without your perversion

That's the problem klifferd-you have your OWN perversions.....whether you're willing to admit it or not.

Who'd a thunk it? You mean they're just like Southern Baptists????????????

#2 | Posted by NumberSix

EXACTLY like them. In every way. Same religious insanity-same 14th Century mindset.
Same hypocrisy-different excuses.

One of the sadder aspects of the Iranian revolution is the fact that with increased religious political empowerment came a big decrease in women's options. A lot of women were forced to quit their jobs because it wasn't considered moral or seemly in the new overly religulous Iran. Wot this meant, ultimately, was that a lot of women who previously held decent jobs were driven by economic desperation into prostitution and, predictably enuff, some of their biggest clientele involved the powerful Iranian clergy. A heaping helping of hypocrisy is that. Irony au go-go.

Ordinarily, Spud is a big fan of irony but some times not so much.

This is one of those times.

Was this nas-nas vid a simple affair or a case of sexual exploitation? The video offers no clues.

FTA: Of course, it is hardly news that hormones do not always heed titular expectations, but this is the first video evidence of a cleric's misbehavior to spread publicly. Iranians' glee at exposing such hypocrisy, however, is tinged by another sentiment: anger.

Many remember how last yearironically in the same province of Hamadana medical student was arrested by the "Morality Patrol" for sitting with her fianc in a public park. When her family was finally allowed to visit her 48 hours later, they were asked to remove her lifeless body. Police claimed she had hanged herself in the temporary detention centre, and the state blocked an investigation by warning that any discussion "would only give the enemy's propagandists their much-needed opportunity to attack us."

Ya see, this is why seperation of church and state is soooooo important.

FUCK THA MORALITY POLICE!

Fuck religious hypocrisy!

Disempowering religion's societal stranglehold has been one of the west's biggest and best accomplishments to date. Too bad the religulous right wants to backtrack on all those gains.

As to the popularity of this vid on the Iranian equivilant of Digg? Spud thinks it's good that people over there are wising up to the hypocrisy of their so-called leaders and encourages everyone around the globe to do the same.

Open yer eyes.

Be Well.

/Like a tater o' doom like to do
stage left.

Many many years ago... in the 80s... a man... an Islamic man... A GOOD man (we thought)... went on a campaign to make Pakistan an Islamic-State like Iran or Saudi.

His name is Sami-ul-Haq (see pic)

mprofaca.cro.net

He was very popular... but what he was saying was pure stupid.

So someone (ISI most likely) got two of his favorite hookers to tell all to the papers about how he liked and what he likes.

Mr.Haq can't go to sleep unless he has one gal in front and one behind.

He became known as "Mulla Sandwich" and his politcal career was ruined (even today) and his dream of an "Islamic State" went kaput, never to come up again.

Those hookers deserve a medal.

If you really want to destroy someone, you make people laugh at him.

Like Putin sent Gary Kasparov a flying penis.

That kinda thing.

Now Gary Kasparov's career is finshed, just like Mulla Sandwich.

Video of Kasparov being attacked by flying penis.

www.youtube.com

This is how you finish somebody's political career. LOL

Video of Kasparov being attacked by flying penis.

I laughed to the point of pain when I first saw that one. The next super-badass chess engine should be named Deep Throat in homage. Queen takes penis. Check. Mate in 13 moves (or about two minutes).

Nasnas? If you're naming your member after a mythological beast, it kind of speaks to your inferiority complex. If there are any ladies on the DR, would you take seriously a man who asks you if you want to see the Minotaur? Then again, Wikipedia says nasnas is a demon-esque creature that's basically half of a human. If I was going to be making cheesy Persian pickup lines, it would have to involve "trying the kebab..." and it would have to be made with horse-meat. I'm sure it sounds more sultry in Farsi.


I say!

That, "Meet Single Persians HERE", banner ad is most apropos!

Lol i just noticed that. The ad-targeting software probably sees "porn" and "Iran" on a blog and thinks it's found a reservoir of sexually frustrated Persians. Which, I imagine, includes most of the urban singles in a country where you can get locked up for flirting. I would love to see how the per-capita masturbation statistics compare between the secular, lust-ridden West and everyone's favorite theocracy outside of Kansas. Not that anyone keeps those statistics, or really wants to. And people never honestly answer questions about jacking off. No girls admit to masturbating, for instance, but someone has to be keeping the "personal massager" industry afloat in these hard times.

Actually in Shia Islamic law, you have the concept of 'temporary marriage' ("Motta" or some such name) where the marriage automatically expires after some time or date.

Your marriage can expire after one hour or after 5 years (for example)... depending on your marriage contract.

As you can guess, this is also abused as legalized prostitution.

So, no, they are not sexually frustrated all that much.

Tosser-
Rush Limbaugh also pays for it. That says nothing about anything other than money=power to get sex for hire if you are a douchebag.Your rules are just more exclusionary.

Oddly, Islam is very much into sensuality and mullahs are historically known for such nonsense. Which makes the stoning of young women in Iran and SA all the more sickening and hypocritical. Just ask Iranians about the legends of ribald mullahs and they should all know at least one or two.

If they are so fast to urge others to punish women, why shouldn't they be forced to live in glass houses?

(Oh! I forgot! Men are superior to women in that culture; and if a women forgets it, she is in big trouble -- "Watch out for those flying rocks, Little Lady.")

"Ouch!"

If you're naming your member after a mythological beast, it kind of speaks to your inferiority complex.

#10 | Posted by ZombieHunter


What about if you name it after a fictional tv character?

like a sit-com character?

Ok, ok, i'll tell you, its 'Fred Mertz'.

Which makes the stoning of young women in Iran and SA


When have they done this?

What about if you name it after a fictional tv character?

I'll call mine Shaft, and while I'm doing a striptease, I'll sing a song that goes like this:

What's that girthy white dick
That pleasures all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who's got the length and the width
To send you into fits?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

What's the meat that won't be beat
When the clap is on the street?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say my Shaft is a long mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Video of Kasparov being attacked by flying penis.
www.youtube.com
This is how you finish somebody's political career. LOL
#9 | Posted by Tosser


Klifferd I have to ask after all the questions from you about my "man parts" here goes.

1) Are you still gay ???

2) Did the flying penis video arose you ???

3) Do you own a flying penis ???

4) would you like a pic of the bottom of my shoe ???

5) Are you all pissed off yet ???

Peace be upon you regardless of sexual orientation...

Mother-fraker... do I sound like "Klifferd" to you?

Mother-fraker... do I sound like "Klifferd" to you?
#20 | Posted by Tosser

No my apologies, I just enjoy getting him all pissed off and the flying pecker was funny as hell...

The video cuts out before we see her tits...WTF!

the flying pecker was funny as hell...

I want to get a whole bunch of them, and then have them swarm Ann Coulter the next time she speaks in public. It'll be like that movie The Birds, except with penises.

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