The Mr. Fickle Truthiness Guide (tm)

wow hans...has to be a slow news day in that basement of yours

ALL RIGHT gentleme and ladies

here it is..

arizona in BLOW OUT>....not from them but against them

philly in a REALLY CLOSE ONE

the other two home teams will win.........

contact your bookie today

"has to be a slow news day in that basement of yours"

How're things at the computer bank in the public library? Finished The Little Engine That Could for this afternoon's communal reading group?

and might I add...there must be something afoot here at the old bibliothech...( neal and bob...thats german for LIBRARY)......
there are more good looking women walking around than normal...they must have known that I was going to be here this morning

SORRY DOC>..I was typing while you were regurtitating that same old shit....LOL

and I have to be carefull now about my p's and q' because something called NEAL AND BOB is monitoring my posts.

The library and NSA are monitoring your posts.

I'm making fun of Bush lovers (and spurning your advances).

and more info from the big lunch the other day

anyone see stewart the 2nd day after...
funny shit

but an article I read made a comment about this too.
the color of the ties...the republicans and obama had on blue ties and clinton and carter had on red ties..
so is there some significance to that as well as the fact that carter was a LONG WAY away from the other four????

BLT trollin at the library and he wants to be taken seriously.

LOL.

good one nealand bob....now you are getting it...
and I am sure later tonight you will both be getting it....

ba dump dump

thanks smitty

and N&B please go to the talking to hamas thread and read my post there before you respond to anything else I might say here today or in the future.

thank you

Honestly, Hans -- get a life, get laid, something. You are getting very creepy.

BLT trollin at the library and he wants to be taken seriously.

LOL.

#9 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at

actually when it comes to any of the three women I am looking at now

I dont want to be taken seriously
I want them to take me home

and isnt it ironic...we on the right and myself personnaly are called all sorts of names about being ignorant and here I am in the FUCKIN LIBRARY surrounded by knowledge of great thinkers and writers in the history of the world

and all I get from the left is scorn and ridicule....go figure.
whats the matter ..scared I will let you see my mensa card?????

Honestly, Hans -- get a life, get laid, something. You are getting very creepy.

#12 | Posted by goatman at 2009

TAHNK YOU>>>.I have been trying to tell him that its time for him to get laid for some time now......

hans ...do us all a favor and get out once in awhile...LOL

actually when it comes to any of the three women I am looking at now
I dont want to be taken seriously
I want them to take me home

and isnt it ironic...we on the right and myself personnaly are called all sorts of names about being ignorant and here I am in the FUCKIN LIBRARY surrounded by knowledge of great thinkers and writers in the history of the world
#13 | Posted by bushlovertwo

wow hans...has to be a slow news day in that basement of yours

He's obsessed with me. I've obviously gotten under his skin in a very big way. I suppose some would be flattered, but I think it's weird. The guy needs a life complete with sex and companionship outside of the blogsphere. I think that would fix his problem and get me off of his mind -- at least for a few minutes.

you know doc...has anyone told you that you have sort of a little 'sick' streak in you....LOL

NEAL AND DOG>...please take note of the way some of us who are diametrically opposed politically here get along...

doc is a victim of the liberal mental disorder and is by all measures shows signs of pedophillia and other strains of anti social behaviour and yet,..

he "AINT SO BAD ANYHOWS........

and he also knows that I am joking
he hasnt grabbed a little kid in a long time...LOL

GOATMAN>..thank God its your turn....I already had my turn with it.....

heres where N&B try and make that statement a sexual one and then deny they are gay.....

WHOA....great looking bitch just walked by with number 18 on her shirt......so thats not THAT FAR from 69 is it??>??

"he hasnt grabbed a little kid in a long time"

I just wish it was possible to say the same about Mr. BLT. So far we haven't been able to shake his story that every time he grabs one in the Little Golden Book stacks and shouts "Gotcha!" he's just playing tag. But truth will out.
~Nellie Niedermoher
Childrens' Literature Doyen
Plano Public Library

GOATMAN>..thank God its your turn....I already had my turn with it.....

LOL. I heard hans was obsessed with rob for a while, too. I suppose he'll one day tire of me and latch onto someone else.

In the meantime, I'll sit back and laugh and pity the poor guy.

BTW, I'm just curious -- is there anyone here who actually clicks on all those links Hans puts up? I hope so. Even though he has put up each of those links dozens of times, I'd hate to think he spends that much time HTMLing for nothing.

WHOA....great looking bitch just walked by with number 18 on her shirt......
#19 | Posted by bushlovertwo

In the meantime, I'll sit back and laugh and pity the poor guy.

#21 | Posted by goatman at 2009

you know what though..

and keep this just between you and me....or is it me and you...SORRY NB>...damn that grammar thing...

he's not so bad once you see his good side....
sush...dont tell anyone....

wont be crushed...I get it....and if you DID get it being crushed would certainly be one of the risks wouldnt it

but what a REALLY uncompassionate and unmannerly thing to post..........she cant help it if those big macs keep calling her....

we on the right and myself personnaly are called all sorts of names about being ignorant and here I am in the FUCKIN LIBRARY surrounded by knowledge of great thinkers and writers in the history of the world

Have you ever considered reading books at the library? They'll even let you check them out and take them home!

okay so then here is my post from the talking thread

put up or shut up

as for me I am going to cruise the stacks and look for my next book

HEY ....any suggestions....and a grammar primary is not an option...LOL

and NB........read my information resume from the other thread as well....
and you will see that retirement is REALLY a wonderfull thing and I highly recommend it.

I could retire, but I like working. I'm not yet ready to spend hours in a library using their computers and staring at women who think I'm a perv LOL

HEY NB

I have to admit it here

on the other thread about primer

you got me on that one;

good job

he's not so bad once you see his good side....

I assumed he's always sitting on his best side. *grin*

Greetings Football Fans!

Where is AU?

GO TITANS!

Good Luck today--you are going to need it with the Ravens coming to give out bear!

What is up with Hans? Stalking and such?

Very unbecoming...

I could retire, but I like working. I'm not yet ready to spend hours in a library using their computers and staring at women who think I'm a perv LOL

#29 | Posted by NEALANDBOB_GOP

OUCH

okay allready....you have shown yourself worth of the dishing it out and taking it comment.....

and of course there is still no suggestion for a book to read so I guess I will begin my search..

and by the way...my retirement also includes writing and teaching and other endeavors
such as winning money at the track which is where I am headed off to now..

so here is the next tip of the day

sometimes you just ignore the feet per second conversion from 5ths of secounds to the 2nd call and breeding and matchup and sometimes

you just bet on the gray..

have a great rest of the weekend

"Have you ever considered reading books at the library?"

They have books in the library, too? I dunno. . .
Tool of the Devil and all, y'know. Like jumper cables and lightning rods.

Have I ever told you about the time I climbed up in a tree during a West Texas lightning, holding a lighting rod aloft with a pair of jumper cables fastened to my...well, to my nether regions...shouting, "GAWD, IF YOUR'E A GONNA DO IT, DO IT NOW!" Don't remember much about, but I was told the lights in Amarillo were out for an hour.
~BLT

I want them to take me home

bushblowertoo:

Did your Mom hafta sell her car to get crack again?

BushLover

He he he he

Do they have any books in the library about 'how to get laid'? I'd say you should surround yourself with books on topics women find alluring. See if they have the "Kama Sutra", "Women - The Better Sex", or "A Guide about Women for Men Who Love Women".

Those types of books ....

Staring at their tits or ass isn't the best approach.

Walk up to an attractive woman who's reading, and ask her about the book. Do NOT stare at her chest! Don't let your eyes waver from hers as she shares her info with you. Ask questions like, "Please, tell me more", and the like. That's how you get in the sack with strange women. It also helps if you're groomed and are wearing Musk.

I don't believe that kind of line will work on any woman.

Trust me.

as a matter of fact I have a date tonight and NO doc its not with one of your LADIES like you posted us from your PRIVATE collection.........still using those to bring up your SPERM IQ?

( hey look NB....I used another thread on this one to bash doc..........how bout that????)

and again...

have a great rest of the weekend

BushLover

Also, make comments like, "you have such a good grasp of this material", "It's rare to meet someone so well read", "How does such an attractive woman find the time to read all this?", "I find reading and listening are the best ways to enlarge my understanding, not talking."

If the conversation gets going well, after about half an hour subtly move the conversation to relationships and say something like, "Ya, most men just don't get women. I mean, someone who'll make love and then not cuddle is an oaf!" ... Things like that.

Walk up to an attractive woman who's reading, and ask her about the book. Do NOT stare at her chest! Don't let your eyes waver from hers as she shares her info with you. Ask questions like, "Please, tell me more", and the like. That's how you get in the sack with strange women. It also helps if you're groomed and are wearing Musk.

#37 | Posted by NEALANDBOB_GOP

so going up to her and asking if those huge tits are real might not work huh????

thanks for the help....

BushLover

RE: Your date tonight

The quickest way to a woman's heart is through your open ears. You need to appear much more interested in what she has to say than you actually are LOL

"That's how you get in the sack with strange women."

As if BLT has ever had a problem getting into the sack with strange women.

and EVERY TIME I THINK IM OUT>..of the retort..
THEY DRAG ME BACK IN

and look another pic of one of doc's HO's.....

really have to go now

going to try out NBs approach to this one good looking bitch

sorry murph...I guess I had better not call her that either should I???

OKAY IM back......damn my right cheek hurts...red marks on the face dont feel good/..///

now I really have to go. I just realized that this is date # three with this woman and we ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS>.it means the pharmecy better still have that viagra persription.....

HASTA LAREDO

so going up to her and asking if those huge tits are real might not work huh????

In 99.999999999999999999999999999
999999999% of cases, no

thanks for the help....

Hope I did

Listen, listen, listen. Be really interested in finding out as much as you can about her. Talk about yourself only if she asks, but only for a minute. Then say, "Well, that's enough about me. I'm really interested when you were talking about (?????)"

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is through your open ears"

(and make sure you don't smell! LOL)

I just realized that this is date # three with this woman and we ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS>.it means the pharmecy better still have that viagra persription.....

Feeding her Viagra isn't going to help.

I will give you each a report on monday..you know IF THE DATE IS OVER BY THEN..............

and now its off to the stacks...and NO DOC>>>I dont mean hiding behind them and jumping out at the little kids..............

"something afoot here at the old bibliothech...(bob...thats german for LIBRARY)......"

A bibliothek is indeed a library, BLT, and since Merkel we've capitalized German. herm

Another Dem bites the dust--fraud, taking gifts from contractors, taking gift cards and giving them to her staff instead of underpriviledged families.

Charged with 12 counts of felony theft, perjury, fraud and misconduct in office, becoming the city's first sitting mayor to be criminally indicted.

Sheila Dixon Baltimore Mayor--

And then I picture BLT in his - er - community's house of books, peering over the "My Pet Goat" on his computer screen to ogle the boobs of females who CAN read, then posting something about his MENSA card! Ah, for the life of a rightie. herm

And Murph has the nerve to take on corrupt DEMOCRATS? herm

I'll see that Baltimore Mayor's $3200 and raise you 30 Iraq War, Bush crony, no-bid contractor's $200,000,000,000

They are on both sides Herm--but the Dems lately have all the headlines.

Neal--hopefully they have some committee investigations for the contracts given for the Iraq war.

actually when it comes to any of the three women I am looking at now

Apparently Hans has a problem with liars. Especially liars who then lie about the previous lies they've told.

Maybe if said liar would just fess up and admit he's just a flaming troll who pulls shit out of his ass.

To save you time Goatboy, I'll post your unimaginative response for you:

"Maybe if you would admit you're taking Hans side because you're one of his 3 listeners."
#666 POSTED BY GOAT TURD

Neal--hopefully they have some committee investigations for the contracts given for the Iraq war.

#56 | Posted by MURPHY

God, let's hope so. I've read some horrible stories about contractor abuses that would curl your hair (if it isn't already curly).

Hello hi...

I hear someone is having a mental breakdown?

Did I have anything to do with it? (hope not)

Maybe if said liar would just fess up and admit he's just a flaming troll who pulls shit out of his ass.

LOL What about said hypocrites who tell people to 'live in the now' while they base their own blog persona on other people's past?

Lies? OK. What about a person who openly abandoned the truth of a non-liberal to support the untruth of liberal? Party over truth IOW.

I guess you give that person a pass for the same reason -- party allegiance.

Briwo, before you start tossing names at others, look at your owns side. Then you'd be a little bit more credible and I'd be apt to take you more seriously.

Clean your own house (party, people, whatever) first, then attack me -- OK? To do otherwise is simply disingenuous a pathetic display of faux outrage.

Besides, I won't be satisfied until his obsession spills over into his 'radio show' so that his three listeners can all talk about it. He did it for Rob, didn't he? Why not me? I'm jealous.

Have a good day!

Are you arguing with someone who isn't here?

Last week some lady with 6 coats on pushing a shopping cart was doing the same thing. LOL

Maybe one day Briwo will invite Goatman call in as a guest on his radio show?

(I wouldn't miss that show for the world hahaha!)

Are you arguing with someone who isn't here?

Is Goatee going nuts too?

I thought it was this Hans guy?

Hello hi...

I hear someone is having a mental breakdown?

Did I have anything to do with it? (hope not)

#60 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-01-10 02:13

You're still awake???

Thought you would have been tucked in and asleep by now.

Well whatever... as long as I didn't do nothing.

Thought you would have been tucked in and asleep by now.

I usually sleep at around 3am. It's only half past midnight now.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger."Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"

FF fir Rein--lol

Neal-- hopefully they have some committee investigations for the contracts given for the Iraq war.

#56 | Posted by MURPHY

Don't hold your breath.

Bush and the Republicans blocked all the Iraq war profiteering contracts investigations at every turn. Face it, Bush and his gang are thieves who have robbed the American taxpayers of BILLIONS of dollars with phony cost-plus, no bid war profiteering reconstruction projects in Iraq. FACT.

Bush did every trick in the book to keep him and his war profiteering buddies protected from any scrutiny --

... The Bush Administration used signing statements and claims of executive privilege to undermine oversight. In the instances where the Democratic-led Congress has been able to pass legislation to strengthen contracting oversight, the Bush White House has used signing statements and improper assertions of executive privilege to undermine oversight. Citing national security concerns, the Bush Administration sought to weaken the authority of the Special Inspector for Iraq Reconstruction and the Commission on Wartime Contracting.

The Administration has opposed the creation of a database to track the past performance of contractors and opposed the consideration of a company's use of off-shore tax havens when awarding defense contracts. Further, the Bush Administration has refused to cooperate with Congressional investigations into contracting abuses, often stonewalling congressional requests for information and testimony....

Hello hi...

I hear someone is having a mental breakdown?

Did I have anything to do with it? (hope not)

Tosser

No, this place has always been a looney bin.

"#61 | Posted by goatman at 2009-01-10 02:15 PM "

Holy shit. Is goatman still ranting about Hans? Talk about obsession.

CC--Bush is gone in 10 days.

The Dems are in charge and can do what they want--Obama will sign on approval to get his version of transparency on this issue.

No excuses either.

If there are irregularities--they need to be out in the open.

Yes we are chalk full of craziness...

Null you must have missed the first post on this thread.

It wasn't just the Republicans, either, who did war profiteering in Iraq.

Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein's hubby made big bucks with war reconstruction contracts and she was on one of the oversight committees for investigation into that very type of activity. She should have stepped down as she is just as guilty.

MURPHY

CC--Bush is gone in 10 days.

The Dems are in charge and can do what they want--Obama will sign on approval to get his version of transparency on this issue.

No excuses either.

If there are irregularities--they need to be out in the open.

#73 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-01-10 02:44 PM

You're 100% right. If Obama covers up and stalls any investigations into the abuses of war profiteering I will have no faith in him either and to me that will mean he did not keep his word. Should be interesting to see what happens.

I will hold Obama's feet to the fire too.
I hold no allegience to either political party.

Holy shit. Is goatman still ranting about Hans? Talk about obsession.

"Holy shit. Is Hans still stalking goatman? Yes he is, but I am forced to ignore that part since hans is a liberal and I am a sheeple."

nullbrain

Di-Fi should be the first on the chopping block with her husbands' profiteering.

But since she is a Dem--I don't expect there to be many committee hearings.

Di-Fi should be the first on the chopping block with her husbands' profiteering.
But since she is a Dem--I don't expect there to be many committee hearings.
#79 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-01-10 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
e_Stop Embarrassing Yourself

Yeah, you have to wonder what she's got on the GOPiggies in Congress that they left her alone for so long.

They are on both sides Herm--but the Dems lately have all the headlines.

But but but but but - I thought they were the liberal press?

That play clock expired. Bad refereeing. Raven's should have had to punt.

With a new "green administration" and a congress promising to push "green" initiatives I am going to do my part and cut my Google searches down to 1 every 3 days. Instead I will use Yahoo.

Whadda ya gonna do?

Ya, the Raven's should have had to punt, but TN turned it over 3 times, once on the 1 yard line. I haven't really been following football this year anyway. Next year. Glad the Inauguration is in 10 days! That's my Super Bowl this year.

Weather forecast for Pittsburgh tomorrow?

-89, snow, ice, and 60 MPH winds LOL Go Steelers!!!!!

I am hoping the Chargers win. That would be nice.
Larry

I am hoping the Chargers win. That would be nice.
Larry

It's going to be FREEEEEEEEEEEEZING in Pittsburgh tomorrow. They're saying coldest day in history - ever. So cold your breath freezes, your lungs freeze and break in a thousand pieces if you aren't from Pittsburgh

Either way, January 20th (week from Tuesday) we'll finally have a decent President after 8 years of arrogance and incompetence. Too bad Obama has to be handed a fucking mess that never should have been.

LOL REIN !! Great find. LMAO

It just wasn't meant to be in Nashville today. Our stellar running back was injured 1st quarter, turnovers. My football season is over after rooting for Pittsburgh 'til I go hoarse tomorrow :-)

"Murphy is all gussied up for the big game."

Quite fetching, if I do say so m'self. I only have one question, Reinheit: Do you think that's a tattoo, decal job or birthmark?

"It just wasn't meant to be in Nashville today"

Sure looked like the clock hit zero before Baltimore snapped the ball. Still, good game.

It's the ONLY reason why I want the Chargers to Win is because of Murphy. Without that I would care less.

Larry

It did hit zero, DOC. The refs weren't on their game there. It was at 0 for at least a second before he got the play off.

I think MURPHY went to one of her many voodoo friends. LOL

Well, tomorrow it's gonna be -112 C in Pittsburgh with 8' of snow, 110 MPH winds. Penguins on the field.

Larry,

MURPHY's alright as long as she isn't talking about politics. I already won my Super Bowl November 4th. I could really care less about football this year.

Go Steelers! You betcha!

Do you think that's a tattoo, decal job or birthmark?

LOL, it looks like it was done with magic markers. The M&M in the ear is an especially sweet touch.

I'm picking Carolina over Arizona. Probably be asleep in a couple hours though.

Hey there--

That photo has a serious resemblance to my Granny! lol

AU--Dang--that was one heck of a game.

The ref blew the play clock. Should have been a penalty--and then there was a chance for OT.

Too many penalties and that Johnson guy was missed after he got hurt. Next year will be better for the Titans.
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As for tomorrow--

GO CHARGERS! -18 wind chill--it's going to be really cold. Brrrrrr

Well, tomorrow it's gonna be -112 C in Pittsburgh with 8' of snow, 110 MPH winds. Penguins on the field.

LOL

I seem to recall some famous/legendary game---believe Lombardi was involved?----that came pretty close.

The M&M in the ear is an especially sweet touch.

Hey, when it comes to M&M's at an NFL game it's strictly a bring-your-own propostion. Do you have any idea what they crap costs at a big stadium concession stand?

This AZ NC game is a slug out.

Looks like both of the games tomorrow are going to be Brrrrr..

AU--Dang--that was one heck of a game.

The ref blew the play clock. Should have been a penalty--and then there was a chance for OT.

We would have had 4 minutes to get close enough for a field goal to win.

Too many penalties and that Johnson guy was missed after he got hurt. Next year will be better for the Titans.

Ya. Turnovers, Johnson (who rocks). Thanks for the good thoughts. Just wasn't meant to be.
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As for tomorrow--

GO CHARGERS! -18 wind chill--it's going to be really cold. Brrrrrr

I heard like -210, 12' of snow, and 100 MPH winds LOL

Hey, MURPHY, good luck tomorrow though, really. I know this means a lot to you after the devastating, demoralizing defeat on November 4th. LOL

Wow. I went to the store to get a Powerball ticket and Arizona scored twice.

#102 AU---LOL -210, what is that Mars?

Yeah I was depressed for about 3 days and all is ok. ;o)

So that play clock snafu was on 4th down?

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Warner is just a cool guy in the game.

Imagine you are bagging groceries at the local Vons and the Rams call you to pitch in as the quarterback.

Some destiny there.

So that play clock snafu was on 4th down?

Ya. It would have been 4th and 5. We'd have had the ball back with 4:00.

Warner is just a cool guy in the game.

Imagine you are bagging groceries at the local Vons and the Rams call you to pitch in as the quarterback.

Some destiny there.

Cinderella story for sure. My wife and I think our kicker - who missed THREE pretty short field goals in the 2000 Super Bowl - got paid off to miss. He was as regular as Big Ben all season. But inside he can't hit 30 yard chip shots? Fuggedaboudit!

PS

-210 for tomorrow's game. Supposed to be the coldest day ever recorded on Earth! LOL

Beautiful full moon out tonight!

I need to catch up --

Who will be playing in the Superbowl and which team will win?

I thought Titans-Panthers.

Good thing I didn't bet money on that Super Bowl matchup. My kneecaps are in really good shape.

GO CARDINALS!!!!!!

YYYYYEEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWW!!!!

When did Rex Grossman become the QB for the Panthers?

Well -- here are the brackets--

AZ is kicking some serious butt--or booty..

Wasn't the QB for the Panthers Delhomme (?)