You ought to pay me money for the waste of that 4mins 35 seconds.
What a bunch of drivel.

But you did manage to waste enough of your precious time to show us your willingness to be an ignoramus.

OBaaaamaaa!
Haha!

excellent, jeff.

i've often wondered if anybody outside blogging is paying attention to what's going on?

thanking God for this avenue.

Thanks, NANC.

@#4

You need to get down on your knees and bow down to RCADE, thank him for the privelege. God doesn't blog.

A little kowtow never hurt.

WOW!

is rcade god?

this isn't the only blog in town, dxlickr.

HOLY CRAPPE!

should have put my glasses on before that last comment - sorry, dxinaslinger!

For the sake of our country I pray and hope that it is not that bleak of a future.

There are days though when the culture war does seem to be going to the seculars.

Just have to keep the chin up and carry on.

don't be of this world, murphy. we HAVE to live in it - we don't have to conform to it.

"There are days though when the culture war does seem to be going to the seculars."

THANK GOD.

"don't be of this world, murphy. we HAVE to live in it - we don't have to conform to it."
Excellent point, NANC.

We need to get back to "Love thy neigthbor" way of life.
Not the "I got mine, and fuck you" way of life.

The bankers are pillaging us while we fight over Liberal, conservative, republican, democrat, white, black, Muslim, Christian, and Jew.
Divide and conquer.

I thought his farm animals comment was appropriate. If you noticed at the beginning of the clip, he had scenes from Idiocracy. I literally will not watch reality shows because I fear they will make me dumber (insert stupid jokes here). From some of the commercials I have seen recently for new reality series, I honestly believe that "Oh my balls" is right around the corner.

Stand you false god before me.
I'll execute his sorry fucking terrorist ass.

terrorists, all of you.

I literally will not watch reality shows because I fear they will make me dumber (insert stupid jokes here). From some of the commercials I have seen recently for new reality series, I honestly believe that "Oh my balls" is right around the corner.
#14 | Posted by jsprague

Yeah, I used to feel that way. Now I think they're just as pitiful as any other tv show... only they have no pretensions about their worth. At least its honest. I still don't watch them, but not because they're worse than anything else on the tube. Watching more science/news/documentaries and less drama/comedy bs lately, if I'm watching tv at all.

I'm a real bummer at the water cooler.

I'm a real bummer at the water cooler.

#16 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Associate #1; Haggie, what'd you do last night?

Hag; nothing much, just changed a diaper and watched tv. yep.

Associate #2; yep

Associate #1; yep

Hag: Yep (sigh)......, I'm gonna go kill myself now, excuse me.

Hag: Yep (sigh)......, I'm gonna go kill myself now, excuse me.
#17 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Yep!

FF (choking on my coffee)

But seriously, more often than not I try to start conversations about things I've read here.

You wouldn't believe the blank stares I get from people.

Has anybody here ever tried that?

Has anybody here ever tried that?

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-01-08 10:04 AM | Reply

Yes, in fact just yesterday I told a co-worker "I just called somebody a pant-pissing fag and then laughed about how many of those Palistinian mutts have been massacred by those alligator-armed jews!".
Saul just looked at me and and walked away. I heard him on the phone talking to his partner and crying.
I went in to his office and told him he was a sissy and then knocked over his latte.

alligator-armed jews
#20 | Posted by 101Chairborne

???? I had to get up and walk away from my computer for a moment after that.

???? I had to get up and walk away from my computer for a moment after that.

#21 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-01-08 10:14 AM | Reply

You got it though, right?
In my made up scenario I was attempting to be as offensive to my jewish co-worker "Saul" by infering that "jews" were cheapskates and tight with the buck (hence alligator armed...short arms that don't reach all the way down to their pockets where the money is...).

As they say, if you have to explain it then it's not funny.

"they sell it all like it is a right and then they decide"

I take what Alex says with a pound of salt...but he is interesting and thought provoking.

As they say, if you have to explain it then it's not funny.
#22 | Posted by 101Chairborne

I didn't get it. I'm going to hell for laughing at it though, I guess.

What I was thinking was that it's pretty hard to shoot somebody with alligator arms. oh well.

I can' believe you've never heard of "alligator arms". It's not a jewish slur, it's a general comment for people that never reach for the check or their wallets.

I can' believe you've never heard of "alligator arms". It's not a jewish slur, it's a general comment for people that never reach for the check or their wallets.
#25 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Nope. Sorry. I'm gonna use it in the future though. my brother is a cheap bastard who never wants to pay.

Just keep your laws off my body, and we're good.

Scientific Dictatorship? What a joke. Just because religion isn't the law of the land, all of a sudden we are headed for moral bankruptcy?

I guess if it comes down to a choice, I'll take the secular over the religious. At least secular society doesn't pretend to be divinely inspired.