Did someone say nipples?

Not another nipple thread!

Geeze.

Milk....it does a body good!

3 squirts Please. Hold the decaf

Not another nipple thread!

Geeze.

~CChris.

Hardly surprising, CChris.

Before Goat shows a picture of his tuchus again I better post this.

I'll have a texas titty twister with a dash of nipple.

i know about tits but i don't know anything about coffee, don't drink the stuff.

i simply cannot get the image out of my head that they'll have some old truck-stop waitress with a bee-hive hairdo and big old pendulous boobs. one of the nips has a single curly hair on it.

What kind of bees make milk?

Boob-bees

Before Goat shows a picture of his tuchus again I better post this.

sportsbybrooks.com

You win an internet.

Before Goat shows a picture of his tuchus again I better post this.

I can't get the link, but the text is enough for an ff.

i simply cannot get the image out of my head that they'll have some old truck-stop waitress with a bee-hive hairdo and big old pendulous boobs. one of the nips has a single curly hair on it.

Don't put down the righties wives like that-you'll hurt their feelin's-then we'll have a big whine-one-one bill to pay again.
That last one-after the Election-almost bankrupted me as it was......

Topless women... and coffee? I'm there.

ap-one'll get you up and the other'll get you going.

And deth-if you're gonna steal from Woodie (hmmm) Allen....

I'll take the titty twister and make it a double!

Next thing You know they will have a funnel at each table where the woman can press Her breasts into which will cause the lactating nipples to seep the breast milk into each cup of coffee adding an unique foaming action to the desired coffee beverage.

Larry

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2009-01-06 08:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

DAMN!

And deth-if you're gonna steal from Woodie (hmmm) Allen....

~NG#3

Wasn't aware that Spud had done so.

If so, all apologies to the Woodman.

Ta to Rein fer rounding out this thread nicely with the pix provided in post #6.

Wot's a T thread without a little A?

Be Well.

LMAO! I jut moved from Vassalboro up to Bingham, Maine last year. Damn it. Why did I ever move! What a small world though that my little town pops up on Drudge. I tell you though, I have to wonder about who the waitresses would be. I didn't see many women there who's boobs I would want warming my coffee mug.

Nothing new, a few years there was a topless donut shop in the Tampa FL area.

At least it wasn't a bottomless donut shop-with make waiters..and a "unique" delivery....

AHHHH! "MALE" waiters...

Milk....it does a body good!

#3 | Posted by wisgod

Only if you are under 2 years old. If you are a tit person, don't let cream be your excuse.

LOF'ingL!!! how did this make it to the front page? Is rcade an investor?

"Mac Daddy's Pub at the Fat Cat Grille"

Sounds like a fun town.

Why can't Debbie-do-gooder mind her own business? Is she afraid her hubby will take his business there?

Again it is a few people trying to dictate behavior to others.

Seems like our choices, and lives are being run by a few self righteous piss ants.
Stopping a Walmart...stopping a topless coffee house...a few dictating to the majority.

Is rcade an investor?

#23 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

He does like to tit-ilate you guys with these pieces.

I grew up in Maine, and there some pretty gals, but I am not sure how many of the live in Vassalboro. Its not exactly down on the populated part of the coast.

Again it is a few people trying to dictate behavior to others.

Seems like our choices, and lives are being run by a few self righteous piss ants.
Stopping a Walmart...stopping a topless coffee house...a few dictating to the majority.

#24 | Posted by kerrin57 at 2009-01-08 08:32 AM | Reply

In general, I agree.
My question is, if some 60 year old female weighing in at 210lbs wants a job there and doesn't get it, can she sue? I realize it's a private business and all, but what wiggle room do they have in such cases?

In Brattleboro, Vt, they don't have any law against public nudity. The residents were generally fine with it until the past couple of years some 90 year old (give or take 5 years) continually strolled nude through "downtown". The people sitting at the outdoor cafe' enjoying their sandwiches started growing tired of it and now there's a lot of noise about enacting a law.

some 90 year old (give or take 5 years) continually strolled nude through "downtown".
101

THAT ought to be against the law no matter where one lives!LOL

Seriously though...I would not be for allowing people to stroll down the street nude....then I would say it would be within the general public's prerogative to pass a law against such displays.

But a privately owned business behind closed doors should not be dictated to. To be exposed to the titties one must willing walk thru the door .

They could always take it to Portland =P Then I'll have another reason to visit again!

My question is, if some 60 year old female weighing in at 210lbs wants a job there and doesn't get it, can she sue?

Today unfortunately...yes...if you tell her up front the she is too old AND too fat.
Lawsuits are a form of coercion for many piss ant causes.

Seems like our choices, and lives are being run by a few self righteous piss ants.

#24 | Posted by kerrin57

And they exist in both parties.

My favorite old National Lampoon quote: Cream in your coffee? No not recently.

Excuse me miss, are those dispensers self-serve?

I am not sure about the legal issues, after all, Hooters obviously somehow gets around it.

I am not sure about the legal issues, after all, Hooters obviously somehow gets around it.

#33 | Posted by deadarmadillo at 2009-01-08 09:57 AM | Re

That's exactly what I was thinking. I wonder how they can do that without being sued for discrimination?
What if some chick with no legs and great tits applied?

**** At least it wasn't a bottomless donut shop-with make waiters..and a "unique" delivery....
......#20 | Posted by frankf55 *****

......they have one of those in Washington.....
......it's called the Republican National Headquarters......

"What if some chick with no legs and great tits applied?"

If they're smart, they'll hire her. You'd be absolutely amazed how many guys have a "thing" for disabled women. She'd probably out-earn anyone else in the joint.

If they're smart, they'll hire her. You'd be absolutely amazed how many guys have a "thing" for disabled women. She'd probably out-earn anyone else in the joint.
#36 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

I agree that there is definitely a market for that sort of thing, but if you're looking for full bodied service, that's a bit of a turn off.

I am not sure about the legal issues, after all, Hooters obviously somehow gets around it.

#33 | Posted by deadarmadillo

I never have been to a Hooters where the women were topless.

......they have one of those in Washington.....
......it's called the Republican National Headquarters......

#35 | Posted by skizziks

It is in barney frank's basement

What if some chick with no legs and great tits applied?

#34 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Put an ashtray on her head.

If they're smart, they'll hire her.

#36 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2009-01-08 10:31 AM | Reply

I agree, it would be much easier to look down her shirt because she'd be in a wheelchair...

*** It is in barney frank's basement
.....#39 | Posted by Sniper ****

....that's another fast food outlet... Barney's Hot Dog Stand ......
......it's two blocks down Lexington Avenue, just beside Mary Cheney's Furburgers......

It is in barney frank's basement

#39 | Posted by Sniper

What, his dungeon for homeless asia boys?

Spud-I'm guessing you get your fix at Tit Horton's. But it does give new meaning to the dunkin' in Dunkin' Donuts...

......they have one of those in Washington.....
......it's called the Republican National Headquarters......

#35 | Posted by skizziks

It is in barney frank's basement

#39 | Posted by Sniper
-------------------------
LMFAO. Good comeback Sniper!

Lonnie

topless coffee shop? Why not? It's a private business for adults only, right?

"My favorite old National Lampoon quote: Cream in your coffee? No not recently.
#32 | Posted by chimpsmirk at 2009-01-08 09:47 AM"

Kudos to chimpsmirk for determining the origin of this thread's headline!

i simply cannot get the image out of my head that they'll have some old truck-stop waitress with a bee-hive hairdo and big old pendulous boobs. one of the nips has a single curly hair on it.

#7 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009

its a terrible thing you are doing here
I cant believe you are describing the pic of northguys wife.,....shame on you

OH I JUST GOT IT

CREAM in your coffee....as in....you know....cream...

LOL! Nothing is wrong with the human body. But if a 300# chick sat there topless I do not think I could drink a coffee. I would leave. But it would be her choice to stay if she wanted.