Somebody just doing thier part to help the economy!

Yeeeee haaaaw!

This must be another example of the type of "Common Courtesy" that Bloatego was bragging recently could only be found in Texass.

This word...

Be Well.

Yawn

"I guess it rains on the just as well as the unjust."

The Jesus Policy must not cover glass.

In other news, young Jimmy Duron, age 7, was seen outside his father's business playing with his new BB gun received on Christmas.

Same thing happened here in Katy Texas about a month and a half ago. On my street alone which has only 50 houses on it(estimated), there were 27 vehicles with windows shot out. According to the policeman who woke me up at 3am to show me teh damage to two of my vehicles this was third instance in less than a month. I chalked it up to hooligan kids, but the other day I was coming home from gf's house at about 3:30am and there was a safelite glass truck driving very slow through my neighborhood. I decided to follow him and he drove around my neighborhood twice before he realized I was following and he then proceded to drive up to hwy and head toward Houston. Very curious to me that he was out there.....driving aimlessly.

LM

LM,

I'll take your word for that story but I find it hard to believe that IF someone was trying to drum up glass replacement business they would be stupid enough to do it out of a Safelite truck.

But, then again, criminals are'nt always the brightest bulbs out there.

Be Swelled

As always, exit stage PUD!

Weird coincidence. I work for Safelite and I was driving through Katy recently on a night that some vandal shot a bunch of car windows out. A car started following me, and I was afraid it was the gunman and he had a pathological hatred of glass. I was lucky to escape. I cry myself to sleep at night now in a windowless room.

Funny flag for Rogers!

"Business has been real slow, so this is a welcome change for us," said Rodney Duron, co-owner of Freddy's Auto Glass & Mirror.

Well there's your culprit right there.

Anyone know what Ted Nuggent was doing at that time?

With all the excitement in France they figured they would create some here.

Here is what should have happened, about a year ago a friend of mine was sitting on his back porch when he heard the sound of a baseball bat hitting mailboxes on the street behind him. He ran out the front door stood behind a tree and armed himself with a brick seconds later a car full of vandals took aim and hit his mailbox just as he threw the brick through the drivers window breaking the glass and hitting the little bastard right in the head. The cops found him in the emergency room he said he fell down and knew nothing about the brick found in his car or the 50 or so destroyed mailboxes. Anyway the cops did not prosecute my friend but did tell him the little punk got 15 stitches across the top of his head and left telling him off the record good shot...

My guess is that all 75 antennae are still intact, given their overall resilience.

Mine too

"My guess is that all 75 antennae are still intact, given their overall resilience.

#15 | Posted by joe "

Those car antennae jokes ceased being funny about 6 months ago. You would think an unemployed lawyer could come up with some new material.

Those car antennae jokes ceased being funny about 6 months ago. You would think an unemployed lawyer could come up with some new material.

Ditto...

Those car antennae jokes ceased being funny about 6 months ago. You would think an unemployed lawyer could come up with some new material.

Bullshit. Still funny.

Here is what should have happened, about a year ago a friend of mine was sitting on his back porch when he heard the sound of a baseball bat hitting mailboxes on the street behind him. He ran out the front door stood behind a tree and armed himself with a brick seconds later a car full of vandals took aim and hit his mailbox just as he threw the brick through the drivers window breaking the glass and hitting the little bastard right in the head. The cops found him in the emergency room he said he fell down and knew nothing about the brick found in his car or the 50 or so destroyed mailboxes. Anyway the cops did not prosecute my friend but did tell him the little punk got 15 stitches across the top of his head and left telling him off the record good shot...

Ooops double post sorry...

Not to mention the fact that a lefty just made one yesterday, and Null Set was nowhere to be found. Null, you're an irrelevant bore.

The Window Glass businesses are prime suspect.

Nulli has no comment on Vern's Calculator jokes...Unless Joe makes one.

"Not to mention the fact that a lefty just made one yesterday, and Null Set was nowhere to be found. Null, you're an irrelevant bore.

#22 | Posted by JOE at 2009-01-06 02:30 PM | Reply | Flag:"

Well, Joe, not being an unemployed lawyer I don't have the time to read each and every post on Drudge like you do.

obviously

Null, you're an irrelevant bore.

Only on his good days

Actually, Vernon calculator jokes are a crashing bore as well.

I always thought he was funny, almost as funny as BL2...

That's true Null, you're just a professional bore, and a monumental prick. You're also an expert at obsessing over my personal life, which you know very little about. Keep on truckin, little buddy.

Jethro goes to town.

"That's true Null, you're just a professional bore, and a monumental prick. "

Nobody gets under Joe's skin like I do. Hahahaha. Keep on dancin', puppet.

rogers - how do you know he didn't just have a rational fear of bloggers?

Those car antennae jokes ceased being funny about 6 months ago. You would think an unemployed lawyer could come up with some new material.
#17 | Posted by nullifidian

I disagree. I still chuckle whenever one comes out of left field. It may be childish, it may be silly, but dang it! it's still funny.

Well, it's one way to inject some stimulus into the economy I suppose.

"The Window Glass businesses are prime suspect."

A great business to own during a recession.....if things get slow.....just shoot out a few windshields....hmmmm.....I'm going to look into how much it costs to get going in that business.

Nobody gets under Joe's skin like I do. Hahahaha. Keep on dancin', puppet.

Calling someone a puppet lost its humor about 6 months ago. As a cellar dwelling troglodyte, you should have some better material.

"As a cellar dwelling troglodyte, "

...
#37 | Posted by Axiom

Spoken by some gun-tottin' survivalist losertarian. Funny.

Spoken by some gun-tottin' survivalist losertarian. Funny.

Just practicing my constitutional rights.

Have an issue with that?

Of course you do. You're a liberal.

Few years back, there were some punks going through the neighborhood at night heaving large-softball size rocks through car windows, usually the rear window. In some cases, the rock went from back to front taking out the windshield too.

I felt really bad for an elderly woman who lived down the street because she had an early 70s Plymouth sedan that was none too popular to begin with. I believe she ended up having to scrap it because nobody could find glass, let alone new seals, for it.

This is a big problem with owning older vehicles.

Dont discount the Gun and Ammo store too. 75 rounds is a lotta lead.

75 rounds is a lotta lead.

Not in Texas

Btw, nulli my little cabbage...

I'm not a survivalist. I am simply prepared. I don't have a bunker out in the woods where I stockpile 100's of thousands of rounds of ammunition and decades of food.

I have guns for recreation, hunting and personal protection. I have food stockpiled for several months and ways to get water should the power fail.

I'm not insulted by the term survivalist because it's either survive or die. I suppose we know which you would choose.

"... you'll shoot your eye out kid."

Probably a case of a dysfunctional heterosexual marriage expressing rage. Or possibly the child of dysfunctional heterosexual parents having fun with a gun.

Why can't we all be gay?

Only 75 cars with their windows shot out?

This news wouldn't rate more than one paragraph on page 28 of the Los Angeles Times.

Why can't we all be gay?

#45 | Posted by TheOneBS

I suspect YOU probably are gay. You should take look deep inside at your repressed urges.

Time to call in Janet Reno!! Waco was where she cut her teeth!!!

Waco produces some of the most amazing little league teams and girls softball teams in the nation.

I suspect this was just some frustrated kid who didn't make the cut.

I'm not insulted by the term survivalist because it's either survive or die. I suppose we know which you would choose.

Of course we do. It's survival, but he would expect the government to take to fruits of our preparedness and divide them with him

"Those car antennae jokes ceased being funny about 6 months ago." Null

No they didn't, they are just as funny today as they were 6 months ago.

On gaurd!

Of course we do. It's survival, but he would expect the government to take to fruits of our preparedness and divide them with him

No one ever learns anything, even when they see it on tv.

"Dont discount the Gun and Ammo store too. 75 rounds is a lotta lead."

Someone who obviously doesn't shoot, or buy ammo.

Even if you're shooting .50 cal at $2.00 plus a crack, the dealer isn't making much.

I'd seriously look at the glass operation, since they're cleaning up.

Follow the money.

it wasn't i.

Nanc-
"me"

This is just David Koresh shooting from the flip side. You know when His compound got torched all of those bullets went with Him. I wonder if He is trying to send a message. Oh and I would like to know if any F150's were hit. Them some fugly trucks.

Larry

Only in Texas could someone shoot out 75 windows and nobody thought to look out side and see who did it. They must hear guns going off all the time.

Business has been real slow, so this is a welcome change for us," said Rodney Duron, co-owner of Freddy's Auto Glass & Mirror.

Has anyone bothered to look into Mr Rodney Duron?

Those car antennae jokes ceased being funny about 6 months ago. You would think an unemployed lawyer could come up with some new material.

Bullshit. Still funny.

#19 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-01-06 02:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Let me guess, you use YouTube to entertain yourself with the "Where's The Beef" commercials too?

Oh, here's one that will have you in stitches;

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ...

Only in Texas could someone shoot out 75 windows and nobody thought to look out side and see who did it. They must hear guns going off all the time.

BB Guns make so little noise, you'd never hear it.

There are also .22lr rounds that make very little noise when fired. Might wake up the dog, but probably not the person in the house unless they're a light sleeper.

If a BB gun can shoot out a car window then it ain't like the ones we used to shoot each other with when I was a kid.

If a BB gun can shoot out a car window then it ain't like the ones we used to shoot each other with when I was a kid.

What kind of weak-ass BB gun did your parents give you? I had a wal-mart special Daisy and it went through the front glass of my grandfather's 1980ish gremlin.

It was an improvement on the car.