Lousy excuse Goatman. If I was going to be gone someplace and something very important to Me was to transpire in so close of a proximaty to the time I were to go back I would make doubly sure it was done before I left."
Excellent point, Larry. And very true.
Whatever, hans. If my prognostication skills lack and that is the best you can do to get your childish, 'gotcha', it is obviously something very, very important to you. I don't understand it, but since this blog, your archives, and your 'gotcha' moments seem so precious, go for it, dude.
I'm an awful american for missing a vote due to something beyond my control. But I think Uncle Sam will forgive me. I gave six years of my life in service of this country, something you, as a chicken shit did not even consider.
You win
(picturing hans jumping up and down his room clapping his hands chanting "goody, goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops.)
(Oh, btw, I'm sure you'll already have done it, but be sure to put a flag on the "I'm an awful American" part in the second paragraph so that you can take it out of context a couple of years down the road)
I'm off to seek adult converstation