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Friday, January 02, 2009

During CNN's live New Year's Eve telecast, comedian Kathy Griffin told a heckler, "Screw you. Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what? I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth."

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Are you disputing the fact that Glen Beck is, indeed, a heroin-shooting Mormon?

If I was a mormon, I would have to shoot heroin to put up with all of the magical underwear and blatant bullshittery of Joseph Smith.

Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what? I don't go to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth.
Kathy Griffin

You really have to ask if that's funny?

You really have to ask if that's funny?

I didn't see it, but it would have cracked me the fuck up.

Hecklers of performers are scum and should be squelched as obscenely as possible.

A spokeswoman for CNN did not return a call for comment. The remarks were edited out of the rebroadcast of the show for the West Coast.

CNN are a bunch of pussy-assed biatches.

The West Coast gets so screwed around with so-called "Live" broadcasts.

Except when speaking the name of the vice president, CNN goes out of its way to avoid using the D-word. In 2007, while reporting on the popular "Saturday Night Live" short by Justin Timberlake and cast member Andy Samberg, CNN replaced the offending word in its title, calling it "(Blank) in a Box."

Meh, Dick in a Box was semi-funny but Box in a Box rules.

In clips of the incident posted on YouTube, Griffin appears to be addressing one or more Times Square revelers who had hung around after the ball had dropped.

Bless teh good ole UtubeZ!

Roll tape...

Narf!

Spud likes KG.

She's one fiesty chick.

Anyone who gets into a pissing contest with a professional comic will most likely lose big time just like this Times Square drunk that Kathy made her biatch.

Why all the agro over a remark made during wot she thought was a break?

THIS...

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

LOL.

TV fer the most part has all the edginess of a nerf ball and it's precisely it's lack of occasionally offensive material that offends the hell out of Spud.

/That sed, with the advent of cable and sattelite tv there has been a real evolution towards less maudlin goo on the tube and that trend is quite encouraging.

Be Well.

Hecklers of performers are scum and should be squelched as obscenely as possible.


#4 | Posted by silver_ironist at 2009-01-02 04:14 PM | Reply


Good hecklers fucking rule. It's the shitty ones that give the rest of us a bad name.

Good hecklers fucking rule

Ah, well that explains tons.

Airhead views himself as a "good heckler".

Well, he's half right there.

/which should up his overall average quite significantly.

Be Well.

If it insults you, then I think it's fucking hilarious. And vice versa. Get it?

Good hecklers fucking rule.

Find a club with an open mike night and give it a shot.

Come back and tell us about good hecklers.

Find a club with an open mike night and give it a shot.


Come back and tell us about good hecklers.

#9 | Posted by silver_ironist at 2009-01-02 04:39 PM | Reply


Been there, done that.

I've watched her career over the years, and Kathy Griffin can be quite funny at times with some of her jokes, but way too often she has a nasty and crude mouth on her.

Truthfully, I was surprised CNN decided to have Griffin on as co-host but figured the producers had warned her beforehand to clean up her act since the New Year's Eve broadcast is generally a family show.

She's had about $100,000 worth of plastic surgery done on face, body, and her teeth in the last five years hoping to give a jump start to her career, but what's a pretty face if the words coming out of her mouth are ugly.

She has a sense of humor and good comedic timing but for some reason feels she has to be filthy mouthed in order to get a few laughs. I'm no prude, but feel Griffin definitely does not belong hosting any show where kids and teenagers are going to be among the viewing audience.

Hey 101, you know Don Rickles is still living and performing. Why don't you go to his show and heckle him and see how that works out?

To answer the question, yes that is funny. But I flagged it as abusive. Two more remarks like that and she'll lose posting privileges here for two weeks.

KG is a Potty-Mouth.


The truly great comedians get it done without resorting to profanity.

"The truly great comedians get it done without resorting to profanity.

#15 | Posted by MACV1972"

That's fucking bullshit, you goddamned asshole.

KG said a "naughty word" on CNN?

Boo Fuckin' Hoo. CNN is nuthin' but a buncha pussies anyway.

If you can't do, heckle.

"The truly great comedians get it done without resorting to profanity."

The two greatest comedians of my generation, George Carlin and Richard Pryor, make Kathy Griffin look like a nun.

I'm just surprised 101 didn't take Griffin's comments personally. I guess getting his ass handed to him so often on the DR has toughened him up.

That was really funny! Stick it to him! LOL!

"The truly great comedians get it done without resorting to profanity.

#15 | Posted by MACV1972"

That's fucking bullshit, you goddamned asshole.

#16 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-01-02 10:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Profane

Profanity is ok when you are talking about a thing, but when you use it on people, then it's over the line.

That was Kathy Griffin?

I wasn't paying a lot of attention -- the TV was on in the background, but I thought it was just another one of those untalented chicks who washed out after a few seasons at SNL.

I didn't realize it was an untalented chick who has been washing out of lame-ass shows for 25 years!

Regis didn't want her!

I'm a right-wing Christian evangelical and I think that's funny.

Sheyt, I even though what she said about her Grammy being her god was funny and timely.

This woman is simply annoying.

That would be Kathy Lee GIFFORD not GRIFFIN Vernon

#11 | Posted by CalifChris at

She should try to be more like Will Smith with his nice clean rap.

www.youtube.com

Why don't you shut the fuck up PP! No one cares what you think! I don't come to your job and knock the dicks out of your... er, Oh nevermind. Fuckwad.

"That was Kathy Griffin?

"I wasn't paying a lot of attention -- the TV was on in the background, but I thought it was just another one of those untalented chicks who washed out after a few seasons at SNL.

"I didn't realize it was an untalented chick who has been washing out of lame-ass shows for 25 years!

"Regis didn't want her!"

#24 | Posted by vernon at 2009-01-03 01:03 AM | Reply | Flag: Ready, fire, aim

That would be Kathy Lee GIFFORD not GRIFFIN Vernon

#27 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-01-03 01:13 AM | Reply | Flag: Funny

Hans

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."


LOL.


TV fer the most part has all the edginess of a nerf ball and it's precisely it's lack of occasionally offensive material that offends the hell out of Spud.


/That sed, with the advent of cable and sattelite tv there has been a real evolution towards less maudlin goo on the tube and that trend is quite encouraging.


Be Well.

#5 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-01-02 04:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

"8 The wicked prowl on every side,

When vileness is exalted among the sons of men." Psalm 12

I have to say I never really cared for Griffin. There is something a little too harsh, too angry, too selr-centered and not funny about her. She is a comedian, so I expect her to be irreverent and not PC. I don't have a problem with her addressing her heckler, but she should get some original material. It's not like we don't see comments like hers here, day after day, year after year:

Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what? I don't go to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth.

What's funnier is that she said that in front of Anderson Cooper..

Kathy Griffin is nothing more than a slob. She is not even funny. A no class slob.

It seems she is a homo hater.

She's a dirty girl.


That's a good thing.

"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book." Hemingway

Suck it up, Kathy, and raise your game.

Just when you think CNN could not sink any lower.

Anything for ratings i guess. How patheic.

Hey Cabo, stick to one post, you redundant dunce.

Actually she may be funny at times but a true performer adapts their act to his/her audience. Obviously, someone forgot to tell her she's on national tv and her comedy should have been rated PG material.

Anyways, if it weren't here, I'd never know it had happened as I don't watch much TV period much less CNN. I had a few friends over for a XBOX live party.

Lonnie

It seems she is a homo hater.

#36 | Posted by cabo_vato

Are you ever right about anything?

She's a gay icon fer fook's sakes.

She's pals with Rosie O'Donnel and Lance Bass who she knew was gay fer years and yet she never outed him in her act.

Okay, admittedly her feud with Perez Hilton over her "hypocrisy" regarding her cracking wise about Clay Aiken closet antics fer years while keeping Bass' secret safe does make the situation look somewot more ambiguous than it actually is.

That sed, would she have done the show with AC if she truly hated gay folks?

Be Well.

Obviously, someone forgot to tell her she's on national tv and her comedy should have been rated PG material.

~Loonie

She thought they had gone to break when she slagged that heckler.

Be Well.

Thanks for the background info, Spud. On or off camera, gay rights supporter or not, I'd like to know what Cooper really thought about her comment.

Thanks for the background info, Spud.

Yer welcome as always.

On or off camera, gay rights supporter or not, I'd like to know what Cooper really thought about her comment.

Spud imagines that he A) Is okay with it cos she put up with the asshole until she thought they had cut out before eviserating the loser and B) Thought it was actually pretty funny.

Being a public figure such as he is he will prolly not express these opinions any time soon.

Call it a hunch.

While Spud respects the mind set of comedians like Bill Cosby, Bob Newhart and to a much, much lesser extent Sinbad who refuse to "work the blue" in terms of material Spud would still much rather listen to an old Pryor or Carlin or Lenny Bruce routine replete with foul mouthed talk.

Lenny Bruce on the Irish

Be Well.

/Off fer lunch now
stage left.

She thought they had gone to break when she slagged that heckler.

Be Well.

#44 | Posted by dethspud
-------------------------
So what your saying then dudspud is that someone at CNN didn't do their job by informing them they were off air for a commercial break? Talk about incompetence!

Lonnie


Hey Cabo, stick to one post, you redundant dunce.

#41 | Posted by LetUsPrey


Congratulations on your promotion to post monitor. Your parents ust be so proud of you. This must be a special day in your life.

Where is the outrage from the gay community?

CABO VATO,

You won't have any because she is a liberal. Remember they get a free pass on all criticism due them because they are liberal. Now had a republican comedian done this, it would be front page news and the liberals would be calling for his head on a stick.

Lonnie

You won't have any because she is a liberal. Remember they get a free pass on all criticism due them because they are liberal. Now had a republican comedian done this, it would be front page news and the liberals would be calling for his head on a stick.

Lonnie

#50 | Posted by lwalk17

How VERY true... WHat a shame.

But I am sure if I were to make a negative comment on here about some fag sucking on a hard cock with man juice oozing out of his queer mouth the libs here would be all over me.

But I am sure if I were sucking on a hard cock with man juice oozing out of my queer mouth Chimpy would give me a big thumbs up.

#52 | Posted by cabo_vato

#53 | Posted by reinheitsgebot


So, you are queer?

Are you trolling for companionship you drooling chimptard?

No, but thanks for asking.

But I am sure if I were to make a negative comment on here about some fag sucking on a hard cock with man juice oozing out of his queer mouth


So, you are queer?


It sure looks like it. Maybe there's an RNC meeting nearby you can attend.

Nice try at deflection. Thak you for proving my point lemming.

Retard, are you 'thaking' me for pointing out your pathetic projections?

if you think that's funny you need to get out more.

The first time I heard that line I kicked the slats out my crib.

She needs new (any) material that is funny.

I didn't watch it but when I have had the misfortune of seeing her 'act' it's been snooze time.

Why are you angry at me and not kathy griffin?

Why are you angry at Kathy Griffin, did she strike a nerve?

I never said I was.

You are still in the closet aren't you?

You are still in the closet aren't you?

Projecting again, aren't you?

You should go tell your dad you and mom have someting in common, you both like to suck stangers cocks.

Ah, Cabo. Learn that one at recess?

"if you think that's funny you need to get out more.
The first time I heard that line I kicked the slats out my crib."

#60 | POSTED BY STICKMAN

epic fail.

Please....don't mention "snooze time" while simultaneously knocking a professional comic (quite regardless of whether you like her material or not, she is actually paid to perform) and being embarrassingly - and completely - unfunny....ever again!

I didn't take the time to read all of the above comments. Suffice to say, I can't stand the sight or sound of the red-headed cunt named Kathy Griffin. Don't know who, what, where that bitch would appeal to anyone.

Regards, BD

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