I will not eat turkey jerky.
No reason just no turkey jerky,

Swim more.
Ski more.
Save more.
Sleep more.
Redacted less.

.......think more........talk

All I can say is if your are a jew, a christian or a muslim, lipzoidial is gonna be up your ass all of 2009. No free passes for religious kooks in 2009.

FACT!!!!

I resolve to spend less time whipping my extremely Masochistic BDSM slave and spend more time caning my extremely Masochistic BDSM slave.

Go back to skool.

I resolve to keep my New Years Resolutions this year.
There is only one.

I resolve not to have ANY New Year's Resolutions this year....

My resolution is to finally resolve my resolutions, once and for all.

I want to fuck more.
And to BE fucked less......

Awww rev i thought you said you were going to give up the gay midget clown porn.

I want to fuck more.
And to BE fucked less......

#9 | Posted by frankf55 at 2008-12-31 03:12 PM

Don't complain to us, tell your wife.

I have made the same resolution for twenty years:

I hereby resolve to keep the resolutions I made on December 31, 1987.

I will not eat turkey jerky.
No reason just no turkey jerky,

#1 | Posted by salamandagator at 2008-12-31 12:30 PM

Dine out a lot in 7-11's, do ya?

"Dine out a lot in 7-11's, do ya?"

Honestly i can not remember the last time i even set foot in a 7-11 and to my knowledge have never consumed turkey jerky. See, there are just some animals that are too tasty to accept a substitute, with the exception of elk beef it that animal. It is a mystical magical animal that seem to exist just to pleasure our taste buds without regards for its own safety.

So this year we should all resolve to be thankful that they have no defenses and are perfectly willing to die for your fillet Mignon or prime rib dinner.

Thank you cows.

P.S.

That pork last night meant nothing.

P.P.S.

And if your interested in a threesome i know a lobster that would be happy to join you in a little surf and turf, but only if you are comfortable with it.

Thanks again my bovinian friend.

IF we are all nice enough it might never come to this.

Yumm, love surf (w/melted butter and lemon) and turf (rare to medium rare).

You've got yourself a dinner date, Salamandagator.

Damnit, I didn't know about this thread and answered in the Nooner.... ah well, worth repeating:

Only one resolution worth making/keeping:
Continue to laugh at the stupidity known as humans.

/Yes, of course I'm laughing at myself
//I'm just laughing harder at you is all

My DR resolution? Try not to get annoyed with the likes of Goatman, Moneywar, Johnson or FWThom. It will take great effort, - like all true resolutions.

I already done told you people my New Year's Resolution.

1440x900

(though it started today, thank you UPS, lol)

/reads #21 and beer flies out his nose.

Damnit, you owe me a beer! Geez that hurt!

My DR resolution? Try not to get annoyed with the likes of Goatman, Moneywar, Johnson or FWThom. It will take great effort, - like all true resolutions.

Mine? Annoy the hell out of m8.

People get annoyed by anonymous bloggers? I had no idea anyone took this place that seriously. Someone needs a real life.

You don't have to keep em', you just have to make 'em!

Typical No Guilt Liberal Liar. Promises, Promises. Corky come out. Admit you're a woman, or a castrate who squats to pee.

My resolution is to up the resolution. I'm learning video on a Sony HDV. The challenge of course is to do hand held and zoom smoothly. I'm making all the usual mistakes but when I get some good tape I'll put it up for the Drudgies to review.

My Word on that.

Try not to get annoyed with the likes of Goatman, Moneywar, Johnson or FWThom. It will take great effort, - like all true resolutions

What a wussbag, I guess I will have to lean on moder8 a little more but apparent he can't take similar views very well. Must be anti-everything.

How about a DrudgeTube?

"rare to medium rare"

Blue rare the only way to go, if its not mooing it's not worth eating.

if its not mooing it's not worth eating.

Sounds beastly.

Sounds feastly.

I resolve to have a bigger harvest this year with stinkier buds and higher THC.

Shouldn't be too hard.

I started my resolution a few months ago. So far, it's cost me about 400 bucks.

So far, since october, I've spent about 8 nights outdoors.

Getting back to nature...so to speak.

For any fatties who are making weight loss their new year's resolution and are serious about it:

www.kettlebellkettlebells.com

16kg, or 35 pounds, that's the one for you, fellas. There are cheaper ones out there, muscledriver's gray line for example. Dragon's door has the good chit though. Best of luck to everyone.

-Corky come out.

I know that would make it easier for you as a confirmed mountain misogynist to hate me, but as long as you are President of the Appalachian Girl Haters Boys Club, and I do mean "boy", as in shallow-end, pencil-dicked turd-taster, I guess you'll just have to do it the hard way.

I resolve not to make Mikey happy this year by assuming he can read humor in what I say rather than taking the opportunity for his specialty, the lamer than normal cheap shot.

I'm gonna fix the internet in 09.

and move to Alaska, grow a full beard, eat a bear and drink even more beer.

LeeAtwater must die.

I have cried too
I have cried too long
I have cried too
I have cried too long
No more sorrow
Got to carry on.
Found deep water
Before I'd even
learned to swim
Found deep water
Before I'd even
learned to swim
Never thought I'd
See the sun again.
Once I was a
Once I was a man alone
Once I was a
Once I was a man alone
Now I've found a
Heart to call my home.
Like a Phoenix
I have risen from the flames
Like a Phoenix
I have risen from the flames
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/GZd ]
No more living
Someone else's dreams.
I have cried too
I have cried too long
I have cried too
I have cried too long
No more sorrow
Got to carry on.
You almost had me, old lady
You almost tied me down good
You played the lady in waiting
And I waited as
long as I could.
Too long the songs
have been silent
Too long the strings
have been still
I never knew what you wanted
And I guess that I never will.
Like a Phoenix
I have risen from the flames
Like a Phoenix
I have risen from the flames
No more living
Someone else's dreams.
I have cried too
I have cried too long
I have cried too
I have cried too long
No more sorrow
Got to carry on.

Dan Fogelberg

no booze

no other recreational drugs

no chocolate

no red meat

no caffeine

no gambling

no sex

aw, fuck it

I'm going to lose weight and be taller. I figured I could get liposuction and get the fat grafted to the soles of my feet.

My resolution is to put more needy families into my properties at greatly reduced rents.

I resolve to stay as warm and cuddly as I am.

That and not hit a lick at a fucking snake until the money runs out.

Back to the gym, as I have been out almost 3 months now.

No more chew.

Step up my daddy skills ie. more fishing trips, less work.

Happy New Year everyone.

To see 2010.

To see 2010.

You missed it on the big screen, but it can still be seen on DVD.

Happy new year to you Goat.
As one of the "lurkers", I find your posts both intelligent and honest.

Thanks, R. Happy New Year to you as well.

I admit my 2010 joke was weak on brainpower, though. *grin* I watched that movie last week so it was still on my mind.

My expanded resolution...

Next eve I will not eat hot wings combined with drinking the "perfect Bloody Mary " .

Oh where did that cast iron stomach of my 20's go ?

Oh where did that cast iron stomach of my 20's go ?

I don't know about yours, but mine went outward.

"outward."

Well Goatman... I got the cold germ from hell a couple of weeks ago. Made the mistake of following Wisgod's advice with the Nyquil...which nearly killed me.
Then my dog died xmas eve.
Long story short I have not only lost that nasty persistent last ten lbs...but 4 more.

BUT
Good news...DH bought me a big canister of Hershey bars for xmas...I guess he liked me as I was.
He knew I can not resist the plain old Hershey bars...mmmm...better than Dove, Ghirardelli, or Godiva !
Such a peasant.

Then my dog died xmas eve.
~Kerrin

Condolences, we lost one in February and are still grieving.

Sorry to hear about your dog.

I agree, Hershey's is the best milk chocolate, though I am a sucker for those Dove ice cream bars.

"Then my dog died xmas eve."

That had to be a major pain.

"Condolences, we lost one in February and are still grieving."

Only dog lovers can understand. We lost our old "mama dog" of seventeen years last Jan. and her fifteen year old son at Thanksgiving. 2008 wasn't a great year for us either.

Our home is way up in the back and beyond ...on a dirt road. My Bear was one nasty German Shepherd that went every where with me...even on my runs. I never had to look over my shoulder for trouble because he was also my protector. He was very aggressive..but learned to obey commands...so he never tore anyone's throat out.

I contacted the shepherd rescue org...will interview another hard to place dog Fri. I hope we click...I can do her a lot of good if she will let me. I guess they have had her for close to a year and no one wants to take her on.
A project of retraining her should help fill the hole in my heart. Bear was a rescue set to be put down...so there is hope for any dog.

Kerrin, growing up we had a German Shepherd/Collie mix. She was as you say, with me all the time. I threw a paper route for 5 years. There was not a day went by when that dog was not behind my bicycle. When I went door to door to collect every month, she stood between me and the subscriber. At first this freaked some people out, but they got used to her. In fact, we became somewhat of a legend.

If I went to my friends' house, she would wait by the front door for me. If we went out the back and I went home from there, the dog would wait all night. I would often have to go get her.

That was almost 40 years ago, but when I see the folks in the neighborhood still living they still talk about that dog following me everywhere.

Awwwh Goatman...now ya did it...made me cry!

Have a GREAT day everyone.

I am now headed back to the woods for a day of recovery.I think I can make the trip without being overcome with...ahem...motion sickness.
We stayed down to celebrate with family and friends...unfortunately it involved two vehicles.

Bye !

All I can say is if your are a jew, a christian or a muslim, lipzoidial is gonna be up your ass all of 2009. No free passes for religious kooks in 2009.FACT!!!! #4 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-12-31 01:18 PM | Reply

Bring it on, cosmic accident, product of random chance in a universe that did not have you in mind!

I never figured out the concept of "Fresh" jerky.
I mean, seriously.

Kerrin,

Sorry about your dog.

I resolve to communicate briefly and poorly in the blogosphere, and then get really pissy and mad when others don't understand what I said.

I resolve to assume too much, and read anger and hate into what people write on this (and other) blog(s) where it wasn't necessarily intended.

I didn't consciously make those resolutions LAST year but I sure as shit did that!

Ohhh,
I resolve to neglect my wife and kids watching political analysis shows and reading about politics on my crackberry...

...And watching youtube videos, and buying mp3s on itunes...

My Bear was one nasty German Shepherd that went every where with me...even on my runs. I never had to look over my shoulder for trouble because he was also my protector. -- Kerrin

We had Shepherd when I was a kid -- similar thing, great protector, but a sweet, sweet dog. I look at pictures and cannot believe what she put up with from my brother and me -- we used to make paper party hats for her birthday, gave her death-grip hugs, etc.

She used to scare the hell out of anyone who came to the front door, but we found out accidentally that she had incredibly good judgment. We all came home from church one Sunday and noticed lots of things were out of place -- someone had clearly been in the house. Didn't make sense with Molly there, until a neighbor later told us that her little girl, then six, had snuck off, walked in the unlocked door, and played for a while. Other than licking her in the face, Molly didn't touch her.

Condolences, Kerrin and Zap.

My big one this year is letters and thank-you-type notes. Letters, because I'm horrible at keeping up with old friends, even though I miss them. Thank-you type notes because there are so many people who do nice little things -- like the barista who remembers my coffee drink even though I'm not a regular, the bus driver who is always on time and learned my name -- and I wonder if anyone ever writes their supervisors with *positive* comments. So the goal is one letter and two thank-you-type notes every month. Kinda corny, I know. Fire away, Chair ;-)

Better Muffins.....

And a world wide ban on car antennae...

Kerrin: So sorry to hear about your dog.
I got both of mine from rescue, one's a 7 yr old Shepherd mix and the other a 3.5 yr old male GSD.

If the DR is a ship and RCADE is the captain, I think we had a successful voyage in 2008. Despite a motley crew with mutinous ideas we discovered some treasures and charted some undiscovered territories. RCADE ran a loose ship and gave us each enough rope to hang ourselves, but he always cut us down from the yard arm after a few weeks and always pulled us up from the other side after a good keel hauling. RCADE is no Captain Bligh and the DR is a jolly ship.

Staying within the law, of course, I'm going to do whatever I want to do, go wherever
I want to go, and not give a damn what anyone thinks.

I resolve to be a better person simply for the sake of doing so

I resolve to get a 4.0 GPA

I resolve to get my 5K time back under 17 minutes

I resolve to not mix liquor, wine, and beer again

I resolve to eat less red meat and cheese

I resolve to only bite the heads off of truly obnoxious religious people

That should get me started...

So the goal is one letter and two thank-you-type notes every month.
Kinda corny, I know. Fire away, Chair ;-)

#62 | Posted by Phoenix at 2009-01-01 02:16 PM

Not corny at all, Phoenix.

RCADE is no Captain Bligh and the DR is a jolly ship.

~Thom

The Jolly Rogers?

Doesn't that make us a pirate ship?

Be Well.

I resolve...

Zombie You sound like an alcoholic. If you really want to get a 4.0; join AA and stop drinking