Wind, solar, thermal...Obesity.

Wind, solar, thermal...Obesity.
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If this pans out, the US could be the #1 exporter of biodiesel for centuries!

In all seriousness, I guess it's good the Dr is being green, but the whole concept of fat fuels makes me shudder. Ugh.

Plastic Surgeon Turns Liposuctioned Fat into Biodiesel

He could also make the finest soap...

Oh Larry.....

WisGod sign Me up. I'll do it in a fucking heartbeat. Seriously.

Larry

He could also make the finest soap...

Sell rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Wonderful idea but illegal in the US as the article says.

Also says a pound of fat = gallon of gas. Not sure how much energy it takes to convert but sure sounds promising.

If it's illegal in the US, could you set up processing facilities in international waters? Offshore lard rigs?

McDonald's powered car.... Kewl!

Fat people could have a surgically implanted port in their belly hooked to suction that they would connect the tube when they got in the car, just jack it in, crank up and go!

Getting serious for the moment. Being an obese person I have thought about if I had the money to do either Lipo or Lapband method of losing weight but then I think I got Myself this way why should I use a cheat to lose weight. To me it is akin to shifting the Responsibility for Me losing weight onto the medical community. I don't think that's really fair to them. Sure they would happily do the procedure but is it right?? I don't believe it is. You have to decide for Yourself that You are going to lose weight and do something about it. I am at present. I figured since My legs were fucking up during My sleep it was high time I did something about it. Sure the other way would be quicker but where is the reward in that??

Larry

Congrats, Larry. There are too many people who become resigned to a lifetime of obesity. People like you, who are committed to changing their lives, deserve respect and support. Best of luck to you.

This 'doctor' should be poster boy for the Jewish Stereotype Monthly.

Look at the figures in that article. This fucker must have had a bunch of illegal Mexicans performing operations alongside him and his girlfriend.

No way the fuckwad could do that many procedures in a safe, professional manner.

And the greedy mutherfucker claims to have illegally used medical waste to avoid buying fuel for his SUV? What a guy. Every Jewish mother would love to fix up her little girl with this winner.

As for converting animal fat into biodiesel, it ain't rocket science any more. Half the pig farmers in Arkansas are doing it.

And what the fuck is 'green' about ANY SUV?

Thanks but I got scared. When Your lower legs both become numb and nonfunctioning until You rub em for a good 15 minutes it's high time to do something about the weight. I wasn't ready to go to the Chair just yet. Maybe when I am old and decrepid I will. If I live that long.

Larry

And what the fuck is 'green' about ANY SUV?

#13 | Posted by axe at 2008-12-24 12:35 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

The AntiFreeze

Larry,

Good one about the antifreeze.

I wish you well with your health issues. You are a member of the most ruthlessly oppressed minority in our society. The lack of support obese people receive is shocking and nobody is blameless.

Those of us who are natural mesomorphs or ectomorphs can't relate and don't want to understand what you are going through.

I hope you find a competent and caring practitioner to help you with your weight. I doubt liposuction will be the answer, but it might play a small part in the treatment program. Run from any quack that proposes it first out of the gate.

Thanks Morris. I am hoping that with the slow and steady method I won't have as much flabby skin to remove that I normally would have with rapid weight loss. I HAD 2 fat rolls one major one and one minor one. I have lost the minor one and am working on losing the major one. So far I see some but not great skin flab thankfully. I just hope when all is said and done I won't have that much. I'm just scared about going the surgical route. I have heard of too many complications besides it's a cheat as far as I am concerned. Thanks for the information. Greatly appreciated.

Larry

Thanks Axe. It's a struggle but I hope to get to where I can feel good again.

Larry

What would Tyler Durden do?

Earthrace - human fat-powered boat, ready to sail across the globe and set new world speed record!

December 21st, 2007

Suck the extra fat out of your body and give it to this guy, Peter Bethune. Let him build a boat that is powered by your body fat to let you sail across the globe in super high speed! It isn't a joke, the guy mentioned here built an eco-boat, called Earthrace, powered by bio-diesel made of fat from his backside. He intends to set new world speed record for circumventing the globe in the boat next year.

The rest here:

What's the MPC rating? (Miles Per Cellulite)

Larry, I was married to a woman that loved to cook. And damn, she was a great cook. The kind of food you want to eat 2 plates-full each meal.

I was in my early 30's and I had high blood pressure and sweated like a pig all the time, even in winter.

I was 75-100 lbs overweight, approaching 300 lbs. I just decided one day that 2 bites of delicious food was not more fulfilling than one, so I resolved from that day on that I would only eat one plate full of food for dinner and I would have no ice cream or chocolate (my weaknesses) in the evening. And no junk or processed food at all, any time for any reason.

It actually took 2 years and some low-level exercise, walking, riding a bike, but I finally got back to my natural weight, which is 225 lbs.

I had a nice converstaion with my doctor during that time. I told him I was put off because the exercise and eating instructions says you have to do this or that in order to get some results. My doctor told me that that was all bullshit. He said that anything is better than nothing. a 5 min walk is better than no walk. 10 calories less is better than 10 calories more.

Shoot for the super bowl, but if you only make it to the playoffs, you still had a great season.

Good Luck,

Energy independence for America in 2009!! Do your duty, harpoon a fatty.

Go for it Larry! Good luck!

Yep good luck Larry.

Axe your right I really can not understand the plight of a fat person. I eat on average 3k-4k calories a day 50-60% of them junk food. Yet I still have low chlosterol low body fat and just about perfect health. I have 0 self control when it comes to food but have really never needed it. I simply do not gain weight. I used to be very critical of fat people until I realized that the only thing that separtes me from them are good genes. If not for hitting the genetic jackpot I would probably have toped 300lbs years ago.

I have become a bit more compasionate to individuals of weight but still not perfect. I will keep working on it.

However with all that said there is a problem with obesity in our country and a lot of it is an attitude problem, compasion is one thing but people are still responisble for themselves. For every Larry trying to loose weight there is a Justin (a friend of mine who weighs in at 550) who just doesn't care. Then I hear about wanting to treat obesity as a disability and give tax payer dollars to folks who just don't care. If we were to have programs to help people loose weight that would be one thing but just throwing cash at folks who don't care about their own health seems so very wrong headed to me.

Heck if a good doctor said that someone like Larry (and I am sorry to keep singleing you out) needed a medical procedure to help them do what they are trying to do on their own I would send every penney I could afford, (not much don't count on me Larry) however if we just hand out free lipo to every fucker who can't stop eating then you better belive I will be marching on the capitol.

Oh and as far as this doctor goes, I hope he gets montezumas revenge for the way he treated paitents.