Virgin? Wow....If I throw 4 shoes at Bush, do I get twin virgins?

Way to go, dipshit-Unite the bastards against us.
Aren't you Proud of yourself bushie?

You should be too ashamed to ever show your ugly face in public again.

Virgin? Wow....If I throw 4 shoes at Bush, do I get twin virgins?

#1 | Posted by dxlingr

No, you still get to go home to bridezilla, but at least there are 4 less dogs in the house.

Egyptian Offers Daughter as Reward to Bush Attacker

I wrote it before and I'll write it again: We need to export our surplus feminism to countries like Egypt where they have a severe deficit.

Egyptian Offers Daughter as Reward to Bush Attacker

Well, at least his daughter is 20 years old. When I first saw the headline I thought it might another story of some tribal elder giving his 8 year old daughter in marriage.

Oh I'm totally going to fling a shoe at a despised foreign official if I get virgins!
Hey, at least this might deter some suicide bombers. Why die for 72, when you can just fling a shoe for 1?

How much for the girl? She is for sale right? So, how much will you take for the girl? I have a camel, 2 goats, and a brass hookah.

Bush must be winning the war on terror. Muslims who used to be fierce head slicers are now proud to merely toss shoes. Eventually they will only be able to post tough messages on DR.

And people think mutts like this can be dealt with rationally.

They are less civilized than cavemen. We just need to rape them of their natural resources and treat them like the animals they are. Once we've taken what we want or need we should let these savages become extinct, if not help them become extinct.

-We just need to rape them of their natural resources and treat them like the animals they are. Once we've taken what we want or need we should let these savages become extinct, if not help them become extinct.

Done that already.

Done that already.

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2008-12-19 09:39 AM | Reply |

Not quite yet. We need to take away Sharm El Sheik and blow up the pyramids and the sphynx...Tourist dollars will only lengthen their filthy little existence, and it can not be tolerated.

101 for SecDef. He's the only one so far with a workable plan for long-term stability in the Middle East.

101 is rolling today. Don't forget to melt down the Kaaba for it's nickel and iron.

We need to export our surplus feminism to countries like Egypt where they have a severe deficit.

#4 | Posted by member2586

Anytime you want to ship saint sarah to the ME, tell me where to send the donation....

YEAH!

It's about time we had another wingding self help thread, I was getting worried about their low self esteem and we all know nothing builds up their character quite like gang beating the defenseless invisible(s)!

Shoe throwing is mentioned in the Koran and one of the punishments under shitarrhea law.

YEAH! What the hell are you babeling about Incohorentville?

Diarrhea law? What a shitty religion that is!

I'm sure al-Zaidi would love to marry her... in about 5-8 years!

"I would like to live in Iraq,..." - Anyone else find this statement interesting? Why would anyone want to live in Iraq - it's a horrible, totally destroyed, militia ridden country! Unless we're finally making progress there, of course. And who would know better than someone who lives a lot closer to the ME than us?

Come on you guys..do you know what a pain a virgin is? I'd much rather have a mature experienced woman in bed than a virgin...been there done that...got the souvenir spoon.

"YEAH! What the hell are you babeling about Incohorentville?"
#17 | Posted by member2586

Just commenting on all this circle-jerking tough-talk from the wingdings! It's funny and good for moral! It's like watching an arrogant fool talk up how it's to be done --- but then failing miserably at it!

And you're like watching a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

"No, you still get to go home to bridezilla, but at least there are 4 less dogs in the house.

#3 | Posted by wisgod "

And this is wit?

Did anyone notice the size of those shoes?

And this is wit?

#23 | Posted by Snark_Needleton

for those less dim...

"Egyptian Offers Daughter to Shoe Tosser"

I didn't know we had an Egyptian that blogged on here, he must really hate Tosser if he's puttin' up his wife to shoo him away.

woops, wife = daughter

fucked that up

oh well

seems as that such persecution is still taking place after the video game has been released.

I suppose that if it's a toss-up between the virgin daughter and the 2008 Golden Shoe Award for courage and excellence in journalism, I'd take the former. But only (ahem!) barely.

Has anyone else noticed that the Pretend Paratrooper seems to have been off his meds for several days now? herm

Christ, I guess it's good thing he didn't actually off boy dunder, this guy would be in line for the title of deity.

Has anyone else noticed that the Pretend Paratrooper seems to have been off his meds for several days now? herm

#29 | Posted by herm

I'm sure the UAW would say no.

I can not believe the level of hate some of you have shown
wonder why they hate us so much
could it be because we hate"them"so much
Even dogs know why you hate them.

and Shrub couldn't care less.

That is his real legacy.

Samtheman: they hated us long before bush. they will hate us all thru O-man and loooonng after.

"Samtheman: they hated us long before bush. they will hate us all thru O-man and loooonng after.

#34 | Posted by vsheri9457"

Not invading a sovereign country over nothing and not assassinating democratically elected leaders will go a long way towards reversing that.

letusspray don't be so naive! You are sounding like Jimmy Carter!!!!

You are correct
they hated us for a long time,they will hate us even more now
Just imagine if the Russian army invade us and told us we are here to free you and provide a better life (but we have to destroy your country and kill hundreds of thousnads in order to accomlish that)
You and I would resist,we would be "insurgents"our fellow Americans will call us heros and freedom fighters,of course the Russains will call us "terrorists"
Just think about it!!!

Yeah, but is she pretty?

We need to export our surplus feminism to countries like Egypt where they have a severe deficit.

#4 | Posted by member2586

Anytime you want to ship saint sarah to the ME, tell me where to send the donation....

#14 | Posted by northguy3

I think those guys in the ME are more likely to have had their eyes on Barney Frank's heinie.

Just imagine if the Russian army invade us and told us we are here to free you and provide a better life (but we have to destroy your country and kill hundreds of thousnads in order to accomlish that) You and I would resist,we would be "insurgents"our fellow Americans will call us heros and freedom fighters,of course the Russains will call us "terrorists"
Just think about it!!!

One's terrorist is another's freedom fighter- literally. The mujihadeen were freedom fighters in the 1980's, and the survivors are now Islamic radicals that are screwing up Afghanistan and Pakistan. And as far as this Russian invasion... you fuckin bet we would resist...

WOLVERINES!!!

"They are less civilized than cavemen. We just need to rape them of their natural resources and treat them like the animals they are. Once we've taken what we want or need we should let these savages become extinct, if not help them become extinct."

GimpBorne,

At least when GoatFuck does his baiting he is more subtle.

At least when GoatFuck does his baiting he is more subtle.

Yeah, but you still bite every time, fish.

Bush didn't win the hearts and minds of iraqis...he had to settle for soles.

Good one, Alex

"Yeah, but you still bite every time, fish."

Hey GoatFuck, Yeah that's the only way you can argue. Do a set up where you vaguely commit to some point.
Have someone rip your asshole.
Then claim you didn't say anything of the a sort and call opponent an idiot.
But when nailed to a point start crop dusting the entire thread.

What a fucking loser.

They starting to slow down production in the Gulf like the OPEC countries light bulb changer?

Hey GoatFuck, Yeah that's the only way you can argue. Do a set up where you vaguely commit to some point.

And you call this:

GimpBorne,

At least when GoatFuck does his baiting he is more subtle.

#41 | Posted by furio at 2008-12-20 06:44 AM

LOL. Physician, heal thyself.

They starting to slow down production in the Gulf like the OPEC countries light bulb changer?

Sorry to disappoint you, but this light bulb changer still has a job until at least December 2011. Don't start partying because of my demise yet.

Only a fool would think that a two month downturn in the price of oil suddenly shuts down drilling and production.

But wait! "only a fool would think . . ."

Never mind, furryhole.

They starting to slow down production in the Gulf like the OPEC countries

PS, furryhole, maybe the news isn't as current over there in eastern Eurpope as it is here, but the companies drilling in the GoM are not OPEC members and therefore are not bound by their production cuts. If anything, it may increase production as long as oil stays above $20/bbl or so.

But since you seem to be so gleefully waiting for me to lose my job on the rig, I'll let you know when things start slowing down so that you can get your gala organized. Keep your fingers crossed!

this is the mind set off our foes women are property
to be given or takin as prizes---where are all the liberated ladies on this deal
jasman