Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, December 18, 2008

Media Matters: Fox News' Sean Hannity has been a prolific and influential purveyor of conservative misinformation. But never has he so enthusiastically applied his talents for spreading misinformation as he did to the 2008 presidential race, focusing his energies primarily on President-elect Barack Obama. Day after day, Hannity devoted his two Fox News shows and his three-hour ABC Radio Networks program to "demonizing" the Democratic presidential candidates, starkly explaining in August: "That's my job. ... I led the 'Stop Hillary Express.' By the way, now it's the 'Stop Obama Express.'

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Congratulations Sean! You deserve this, and so much more for your "work".

But he's a "Great American", he makes sure to tell us that all the time.

Weirdest hairline.

Why is it necessary for this article to be so dishonest while trying to point out dishonesty. Do they really think people are that stupid?

Doesn't surprise me that ultra-left-wing whack job group Media Matters picked Hannity. It was either him or Rush Limbough, not because they misinform but because they are influential and extremely popular conservative icons.


Curious that Media Matters left out complete phonies like Chris Matthews who famously said it was his job to make the Obama presidency a success. Talking about selling out journalistic principles of personal ideology.

"not because they misinform "

You're joking, right?

Hannity is the biggest proponent of "they found the WMDs in Iraq", a lie so egregious even the administration wouldn't touch it.

Chris Matthews wasn't lying.

Hannity lies.

Morons believe him.

End of discussion.

Libs go absolutely nuts about Fox news and talk radio. They already have the three major networks most major newspapers, CNN, MSNBC, NPR.
WTF, if Obama is successful at retrieving the "Fairness Doctrine" out of the toilette, we will have to construct pirate radio.

Ha ha, you bought FoxNews bullshit THOM.

You are one of the ones that they are able to pull the wool over.

I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC SELF!!!!

You have been HAD.

Fox is Right Wing Propaganda. Of course you think anything to the left of that is Liberal.

FOXNEWS OWNS YOU!!!!

Ha ha!!

Proof of misinformation is all over his website. FOr example:

10/22/2008: Election Day
With less than 2 weeks to go before the nation knows who our new president will be and the polls showing a wide difference we want to know what you think.

Do you believe the polls showing Obama way ahead of McCain?
No 81%
Yes 12%
I guess we'll see on Nov. 4th 7%

Stupid, stupid motherfuckers his fans are!!!!

10/3/2008: VP Debate
On Oct. 2nd history was made during the VP debate at Washington University in St. Louis, MO.

Who won the debate?
Palin 85%
Biden 15%


It sure is easy fooling the complete idiots among us huh Sean?

It's funny, I was listening to NPR this morning and they had a Jesuit priest giving an editorial about how people have replaced pictures of Jesus and the Holy family on their Christmas cards with pictures of themselves and I was thinking to myself "This is the station that cons are always bleating is too Liberal?".

And FWT, this story has nothing to do with the political leaning of Hannity, but the truthfulness of what he says, they're two diffent things. If you guys can show where Chris Matthews lied or distorted statements to benefit Obama, then you'll have a case.

media matters is a progressive research and information center(far left and liberal) so i wonder if there's one liberal or dem. on the runner up list?

NPR does lots of religious-type stories.

if Obama is successful at retrieving the "Fairness Doctrine" out of the toilette, we will have to construct pirate radio.

TOILETTE? FeySwishthom must be dreaming of butt pirates attacking him....

Butt Hannity-great derailing job on November 4. Keep up the good work.

"Hannity is the biggest proponent of "they found the WMDs in Iraq", a lie so egregious even the administration wouldn't touch it."


You are talking a disagreement in definition. Yes they found mustard and sarin gas. It was decided later that it was too old to be considered a wmd even though a UN report found it to be still of high purity.
Is it dishonest to work with the definition that existed before the crazy political climate?
I don't think so but you are entitled to your own oppinion.

Geez, lucky dog...

That is far bigger than winning the Nobel Prize or an Academy Award.

Well Sean, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

...now ratchet it up a bit pal.

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES KEITH OLBERMAN "INFORMER' OF THE YEAR.

The thing that amazes me the most, all the time, is that some folks really do believe clowns like Hannity. I actually know a couple, one of whom now says though that he "doesn't take it seriously."
Ha Ha...too bad he and millions of others did take it seriously long enough to saddle us with Bush for the past eight years. Too bad they didn't stop taking them seriously before they destroyed the entire economy. It's great they finally woke up but damn it took an awful long time. Pure unadulterated stubbornness has destroyed our middle class and now our economy. Even now, there are posters still defending Hannity or Rush when they fully know that they have helped lead us to where we are today and who have been the cheerleaders for our destruction but they are still too stubborn to admit it.

"You are talking a disagreement in definition."

No, we're not. We're talking about why the US went in, and it wasn't for uncover worthless munitions buried in the sand for ten years. But that didn't stop Hannity, who either knew better yet continued to barf the bullshit, or didn't know better, in which case he's an imbecile.

"Is it dishonest to work with the definition that existed before the crazy political climate?"

The "definition" had nothing to do with worthless munitions. Hannity redefined it to mean anything he chose.

"It was decided later that it was too old to be considered a wmd"

And Hannity still continued to report they had found the WMDs. What don't you understand?

I've always known Hannity embellishes the hell out of stuff. It's why I don't listen to him any more. I thought everybody knew it. Well, I guess they do now.

NOBEL PRIZE recipients:

- Jimmy Carter
- Al Gore
- Tom Friedman

Academy Award recipients:

- Al Gore
- Bill Clinton

MEDIA MATTERS MISINFORMER* OF THE YEAR

- Sean Hannity

* Misinformer is not a word as recognized in the English language...anyway SEAN HANNITY WINS !!!

Who is Media Matters ?

"Academy Award recipients: ... - Bill Clinton"

Link?

Boy, this thread really got BNJohanson working overtime.

Too funny!

CORRECTION

Bill Clinton thought the Grammy Judge sucking his rod was worked for the Academy- My bad...

"The "definition" had nothing to do with worthless munitions."

Oh, i'm sorry i guess you definition of worthless trumps the UN's findings
www.un.org
here by the way.
Page 79 is of the most interest. It may also interest you to know that it predates the finding of thousands of munitions that we did in fact find. You can argue all you want that they are not big enough, i can understand that argument but the blathering about them not being effective just does not meet any burden of proof in fact just the opposite. So why are they considered to be infective if the studies concluded they were viable?

My argument is not that they had them, i just don't care. Instead i would say that there is an plausible stance that they should be considered WMD. I have a hard time calling someone a liar when he definitely has a valid point. See, i base my conclusions on what they say not who they are, try it sometime.

Media Matters names Hannnity "Misinformer" of the year?

Damnitalltohell!

Spud had a twenty on Rush!

The only thing stupider than Yawn HamncheeZ is any moran who believes a word out of his fatuous, lying mouth.

Why yes, Untreated Staph Infection, Spud was looking at you when he sed that.

Be Well.

/As he do
stage left.

Its a matter of who has more credibility: Hannity or Media Matters. Kettle calling the pot black. I think Hannity feel honored to be chosen by his enemies.

Among liberals, I would list Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Arianna Huffington, Joe Klein.... and more.

" So why are they considered to be infective if the studies concluded they were viable?"

Because one would have to break one open, remove the contents, and smear them on someone's skin, just to cause a relatively minor burn. I guess, using some vague barometer, that makes them "viable". But it's no longer a WMD if there's no possibility for the "M".

"Instead i would say that there is an plausible stance that they should be considered WMD"

The WMDs we were referencing when we went into Iraq to find the WMDs were not these munitions. Period.

"See, i base my conclusions on what they say"

Sean said they found "the WMDs", as if these were the ones we went in for. He was either barfing crap he knew was bullshit, or is an idiot. Maybe both.

Its a matter of who has more credibility: Hannity or Media Matters.

#30 | Posted by takitez

Not really.

They enumerated all the things he has said that they consider to be lies or misinformation. Refute those things, not the source reporting them.

The Monst does not have to worry here.

Don't know ANYTHING about Hannity but he sounds like a jerk!

Monst does not watch Hannity.

Do not watch Fox News.

Do not watch Fox!

(do not get caught watching the game on fox, thats IT!)

"Because one would have to break one open, remove the contents, and smear them on someone's skin, just to cause a relatively minor burn. I guess, using some vague barometer, that makes them "viable". But it's no longer a WMD if there's no possibility for the "M". "

I guess you chose not to rear the UN report the one that said even after 12 years of storage they were found to be of high purity, but i guess you know better.

Sanantoniorogue, I think the bias of Media Matters should be pointed out first before any refutation is undertaken. This way one can really think of the motive and credibility of either. This way undue victory is not claimed by any party.

Um, no. So, you can't refute any of it, so it's goalpost moving time, right Tookitoften?

Um, Takitez, what is this so-called "bias" you refer to with Media Matters?

"MEDIA MATTERS NAMES KEITH OLBERMAN "INFORMER' OF THE YEAR." #19 | Posted by bnjohanson

FF. I would bet Media Matters never once considered the comedy trio at MSNBC. But then Media Matters is an inaccurate, left wing, bias site so that is expected.

I guess you chose not to rear the UN report the one that said even after 12 years of storage they were found to be of high purity, but i guess you know better.

Posted by salamandagator at 2008-12-18 06:31 PM | Reply

Still spew the garbage don't You. David Kay said You had stronger chemicals under Your kitchen sink than what was found in Iraq. If they can not be used for a WMD then You do not have a WMD. Please do so ever try yet again.

Larry

Thank You Sean!

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES DRUDGE RETORT AS THE MOST INFORMED BLOG SITE*


*since Drudge Retort was the only site to mention this news, Drudge Retort was the only candidate to consider during the voting process.

Like Hannity gives a flying fuck. Just more fodder for his radio and tv show.

"Please do so ever try yet again."

This is great, completely throwing out the UN study because it conflicts with your world views. If you don't want to even consider opposing views, especially ones that have plenty of scientific data to back them up i truly feel sorry for you.

When are you morons going to drop the WMD and Iraq thing ? The only morons that actually believed that horseshit was Bill Clinton when he was President (and used a live bombing of the place to divert attention from that wonderful blow job he got from that fat ass while his naked ass sat on the American flag), and the democrats in Congress that are as easy to fool as the liberals are on this site. Everyone else knew the real reason why we bombed and killed Saddam and his sons ? It's over, we got him and the liberals are crying over it- Who cares, screw 'em.......

You don't even know who David Kay is do You Salamander Hmmmmmmmm quite Hilarious if I do say so Myself. TYhey did NOT find WMD in Iraq. So sorry to have burst Your bubble yet again.

Larry

Larry, get checked for Parkinson's.

" because they are influential and extremely popular conservative icons."

Umm, "icons"?

You call people whose job consists of hooking the listener thru the next comercial break an "icon"?

You fucks are dumber than I thought!

What kind of man can't stop himself from poo-pooin' "getting a bj"?

Bizzare it is!


bnjohanson acts like he/she is turning them down all the time!?

Nanc, is that you?

" because they are influential and extremely popular conservative icons."

I don't know about that. I equate them more to a guy like Wrestlings Vince McMahon.

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES REDNECKVILLE THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR'S BACHELOR

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES CHRIS MATTHEWS AS HAVING THE MOST TERRIFIC BLOND HAIR FOR A 66 YEAR OLD OF THE YEAR !

"Everyone else knew the real reason we bombed Saddam...."

Ah, yes----Neoconservatives. What a race of geniuses you guys proved to be.

If all you wanted was Saddam and his sons dead, I could have described one dozen ways to have done that without spending one-trillion dollars. Would have donated my time, too.


If all you wanted was Saddam and his sons dead, I could have described one dozen ways to have done that without spending one-trillion dollars. Would have donated my time, too.

#53 | Posted by Zed

Well, quit being a piker and send your list to B.O. regarding that little rat bastard from Iran.

One trillion dollars to where ? TO MY STOCK ACCOUNT WHERE THESE COMPANIES HAVE ALLOWED ME TO STAY WAYYYYY IN THE BLACK YOU WORTHLESS SAP!!! AHHHHH HAHAHAHAH, SPEND MORE AND MORE AND MORE SO I CAN BUY MORE GOLD CUPS TO HOLD MY PISS AND THEN POUR ALL OF IT ALL OVER THE HEADS OF THE POOR, COMPLAINING LIBERAL LOSERS....

I swear, I do not expect to live long enough to see a presient less interested in winning a war than George W. Bush.

And, I also swear, I expect we'll eventually hear Bush wasn't interested in Iraq because he spent his time swatting flies and eating them, like Renfield hoping for Vlad Dracula to appear and give him spiders.

I don't think you're BNJOHANSON. He was an ass, but at least he was creative. Niceville? That you?

"Ah, yes----Neoconservatives. What a race of geniuses you guys proved to be."

That's right fool. We get bigger and richer and get what we want more and more. You get fatter and older and your squeels become fainter and fainter....

NEOCONSERVATIVES or milk toast liberal, hmmmm- OK, I Love it.

Niceville, you bad boy.

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES BARACK OBAMA AS THE NEXT HUMAN BEING TO BECOME NEOCONSERVATIVE

Does he need to be spanked, Zed?

(I just figured all that Gladiator talk and requisite movie imagery might be creeping into your emotions.)

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES RICK WARREN AS OBAMA'S VOICE ON BEHALF OF THE GAYS, FREE CHOICE, AND NON-BELIEVERS FOR THE NEXT F O U R Y E A R S !


...we'll wake you fools up in 2012.

WOW.

salamandagator, utastaff, fwthom, takitez, wisgod, and (ESPECIALLY) bnjohanson: All dismissing, deflecting, and spinning the Media Matters item!

Hey, thanks for the early Christmas gift y'all!
REALLY GREAT to watch your "performance".
Oh, and better yet, some in CAPS too. It was very difficult to hear/comprehend your comments until you did THAT :-)!

No doubt the incisiveness of your position convinced many tonight...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*whew*

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES CHRIS MATTHEWS AS HAVING THE MOST TERRIFIC BLOND HAIR FOR A 66 YEAR OLD OF THE YEAR !
#51 | Posted by bnjohanson at 2008-12-18 07:52 PM

OFF ON THE AGE---BUT, HEY, IT'S HOW ONE FEELS, RIGHT?---SO IF CHRIS MATTHEWS' BLONDE HAIR ROCKS YOUR BOAT, DON'T STONEWALL, YOU LITTLE KHARMA CHAMELEON YOU, JUST GO WITH IT!!!!!!!!
~George Alan O'Dowd

Trueblue, do you seriously give that big of a fuck what MM says?

No.

What IS amazing is that y'all DO!

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES BARACK OBAMA'S SIDEKICKS AS THE MOST PRO WAR, PRO FREE TRADE, ANTI-GAY, ANTI-LIBERAL, PRO-LIFE, ANTI-NON-BELIEVER, AND TRULY NEO-CONSERVATIVE CABINET EVER CONCEIVED BY THE LEFT...OF THE YEAR !

MEDIA MATTERS NAMES THE LIBERAL LEFT AS THE BIGGEST SUCKERS IN VOTING FOR OBAMA SINCE THE CONGRESS THAT VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO KILL IRAQ

WOW.

salamandagator, utastaff, fwthom, takitez, wisgod, and (ESPECIALLY) bnjohanson: All dismissing, deflecting, and spinning the Media Matters item!

~TrueBlue

The folk you have named above are all wot Spud likes to call "non-reality based beings" whose grasp on the complexities of the world they live in is so tenuous it is practically non-existant.

They actually believe that the paid liars on Fox and right wing radio are a neccessary counter-weight to wot they percieve as a left wing liberal bias in other media.

American media largely dumbs down (and distracts) the populace and their success in that regard is proven daily in the postings of the above named individuals who've gone beyond "dumbed down" territory and are now well within the land of "propagandised sheeple".

Rtards, in short.

Be Well.

POSTED BY BJBOHANSON

YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOUT LOUDER, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU WHAT WITH THE MUSIC AND ALL.
~Pee Wee

Thank God Media Matters, The Daily Kos, The Huffington Post, and The Mainstream Media suckered the gays, minorities, and The Liberal Left as a whole to vote for the true Republican- Barack Obama.

- Richard M. Nixon

Media Doesn't Matter, Daily Kocksucker, and Huff n Puff are all lib whacko sites. Don't believe anything you read there. If they say it's raining don't even bother getting an umbrulla when you go outside.

Thom the Magnificent

wot ewe al dont undtstnd is thet I em reel smard end eye dont need wot those rtards thet watch Fox cuz their nuttin butt propogradized sheeep.

- DOC SARVIS

No, not DOC SARVIS

signed,

DETHSPUD

Memo to: Bnjohanson
From: RN
RE: Reality

PSSSST!
I'M DEAD
~Nixon

#74 | Posted by bnjohanson

Uh-oh, another holder of a matchbook-induced certfication in expertizing lonely sheep loses it on the DR. LOL.

Did you hear that?

Is that you Tricky ?

LOUDER, BJJOHANSON!!!!
~Pee Wee

dethspud, what is canada's position on fags? Life time participation in your Military?

"Is that you Tricky ?"

They don't have me to kick around anymore.
Murray Chotiner and I are here playing poker.
Bebe Rebozo's mixing up the toonies.
Pat's in her fur coat and Checkers is licking...
Oh, Jeezus!
~RN

"what is canada's position on fags? Life time participation in your Military?"

You looking to pull some rank?

MEDIA MATTERS DECLARES RICHARD STEELE AS THE #2 AFRICAN AMERICAN TO THREATEN THE FAR LEFT TO EXTINCTION

FOX news will sponsor the annual "HANNITY POLE SHOW" Special on Christmas day, Larry Craig is signed on as a Special Guest to inspect Hannity's pole, inspection only as they can't do the suckie thingie on TV! Since all they had was a 6" ruler, they had to break it in half for the show. CNN's gay Anderson Cooper is a bit jealous of this annual pole show and will sponsor a boycott, to participate email Cooper at cooper@HannitySucks.com!

That's pretty good Doc.

dethspud, what is Canada's position on gay individuals?

~WisGAY

Um, we're kinda committed to equal rights fer teh ghey folk hereabouts.

/Well, except in Alberta.
//Alberta is a lot like Texas only colder.

Life time participation in your Military?

Naw, we basically decided to give in to reality and made our Navy the officially gay branch of our armed forces.

You guys oughta think about making it official too.

Be Well.

dethspud, what is canada's position on fags? Life time participation in your Military?

Being gay is a prerequisite.

Being gay is a prerequisite.

#87 | Posted by goatman

That, and doing the 100yd. retreat in under 4.6 seconds.

Being gay is a prerequisite.


Thank you for your service.
~Dudley Dooright

"...doing the 100yd. retreat in under 4.6 seconds."

Nah...that's France.

Will you three report to my office immediately and don't worry, I'll show you how we will all sit down together to pee when you get here.

- Mayor Gavin Newsome

Isn't there a 1000-dissembling-posts-per-day maximum on DR? Johnson/Bnjohanson must be trying to break the bank during her unemployment.

MEDIA MATTERS CONCLUDES THAT SAMBURGER / SAMBARBER HAS GARNERED THE MOST WORTHLESS POST OF THE YEAR

Lay off Sam "Floyd" Barber, bnjohanson. He still gives the best butch in Mayberry. -Goober and Gomer

It's over, we got him and the liberals are crying over it- Who cares, screw 'em.......

#44 | Posted by bnjohanson at 2008-12-18 07:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Although you clearly don't, I think the families of the 4000 Dead American Soldiers might care.

No WMD's, almost a trillion dollars and 4000 dead Americans to get one man? Does this seem reasonable to you?

Democrats are the reason I left the Democratic Party.

Republicans are the reason I left the Republican Party.

both parties are agenda based organizations that put their own pet agendas before the overall welfare of this country and it's citizens.

COMMONSENSE:

The only complaint the families of the solders KIA, and those that were injured are that they cannot stand a bunch of liberal wussies attempting to stand-up for them and they wish they could take the battle to your doorstep to cut your worthless balls off.

Where did the trillion dollars that was spent go ? Into American companies and has been an outstanding hedge in my stock account as I am warm, rich, and happy and you're bitching, uninformed, and lonely except for the loser few and that man that dresses like a woman and sits down there in Crawford picketing all day as her son sits in heaven still thanking God for getting him the hell away from her.

Your question: Does this seem worth it to me ?

My answer: Yes, moron- It does.

The only complaint the families of the solders KIA...


Such an idiot. You really do need to expand your circle of personal contact.

Doc Sarvis:

Why don't you write down your e-mail address and I'll have your mailbox blown-up by lunch with hundreds of thousands of e-mails from the folks mentioned above with pleadings for you to show-up and to get your ass kicked once and for all. I don't where you live, but you better keep that "poor soldier" opinion horseshit way far away from any base.

Actually, give it try. You're so tough to stand-up to the personal opinions of our volunteer force. Let us know how your opinion goes and see how obvious it is that your motive for this is the tremendous guilt you feel as a born draft-dodger and the confusion of being born less-than-a-boy.

Where did the trillion dollars that was spent go ? Into American companies and has been an outstanding hedge in my stock account as I am warm, rich, and happy ....


Your question: Does this seem worth it to me ?

My answer: Yes, moron- It does.

#97 | Posted by bnjohanson


Say no more.

#99 | Posted by bnjohanson

Oh, please, don't presume to speak for the soldiers you dishonor. You want an email address? Sorry, but here's a phone number for you: (703) 607-8000


Arlington National Cemetery, loser boy.

You're so tough to stand-up to the personal opinions of our volunteer force.
#99 | Posted by bnjohanson
www.youtube.com

"Volunteer force"?
Oh, I get it:
imagecache2.allposters.com

LOL

Media Matters told me that Kool-Aid is supposed to make my wiener work.

~ Doc Sarvis

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've the stock market beat.

...But a man worthwhile, is the man who can smile,

...When his shorts aren't too tight in his seat- ohhh ha, ohhh ha ha, oh oh oh, oh-OK poopsie...."

~ TEDBAXTER

That would be Arlington National Cemetery, BJJohanson. Y'know, as in Tomb of the Unknowns? JFK gravesite? Where they bury some of the folks big bad chest thumpers like you need to have die in order for themselves to feel "manly"? Don't hesitate to ask if you need directions, loser boy.


"Media Matters told me that Kool-Aid is supposed to make my wiener work.


~ Doc Sarvis"

Ol' Docster may not believe that, but I understand he takes Viagra just to keep from peein' on his shoes.

A grateful nation owes you a well-deserved pat on the back for confiding the results of your Viagra experiments, Banjo Boy.

A grateful nation would be that much more without the likes of those* that hate the country that allows them to have a heartbeat.

* -Charles Manson
-William Ayers
-Doc Sarvis

#108 | Posted by bnjohanson

Ah, yes, BJKommando, who gets off on the deaths of others.

LOL

"A grateful nation would be that much more without the likes of those* that hate the country that allows them to have a heartbeat."

Awww, Johnny...what would it be like without a Doc to amuse us on the DR? After all, he spent YEARS attaining a Pee Aitch Dee which qualifies him to provide endless world-class comedy for our entertainment.

Let's see now, in one corner we have BJKomando, a douchebag who jerks himself off when "Taps" is being blown to honor those who die in the wars he thinks do him good and which are worth the lives only of others...and in the other corner, Banjo Boy, a megaloser who's preoccupied with other posters' genitalia and golden showers.

Let the Sad Sacks' Games begin!

Yea, like Media Matters all that, only an idiot would listen to their liberal based puke.

Doc...we know you attempt to deflect attention from some of your strange activities, but there is factual evidence of the kinds of things you and your little leftist-socialist Pee Aitch Dee candidates do. Is it true that you are the bald guy with the grey beard?

www.zombietime.com

Hate to break it to you, Banjo Boy, this being the Season and all, but you're the one who gets all bent (so to speak) about golden showers and graduate degrees. The problem, grumps, is in your head. Of course, it just happens to be the only head you've got so you'll have to live with it. Here's wishing you something better than your usual loser-life 365-day slog on the sisyphean treadmill when January 1, 2009 dawns.

"Here's wishing you something better than your usual loser-life 365-day slog on the sisyphean treadmill when January 1, 2009 dawns."

Gee, Doc...I don't know why you think I suffer in some "loser-life." I wake up in a good mood every day looking forward for you to provide quality amusement for us here on the DR. The only depression I experience is when I consider what I would be losing if you ever found a job and wouldn't be available every day to make me laugh. You and your little friends do provide a service, after all. I suppose the support you receive from the government is well spent.

"I wake up in a good mood"

Thank you for your personal testimony, Brother Banjo Boy.

I'm sure your day will be complete if you find someone who actually cares.

In the meantime, hoist your fat ass back up on the sisyphean treadmill and see if you can sweat off a few of those pounds you've taken on injesting your training diet of malt liquor, crispee creams, and corndogs.

Speakkng of malt liquor, crispy creams and corndogs...how about that Sean Hannity, Mr. Misinformer of the Year?

"In the meantime, hoist your fat ass back up on the sisyphean treadmill and see if you can sweat off a few of those pounds you've taken on injesting your training diet of malt liquor, crispee creams, and corndogs."

Actually, I'm in good weight and I hate malt liquor, crispee creams and corn dogs. If it makes you feel any better though, I LOooove Budweiser beer, ribs, moon pies and RC Cola. I can't understand how you pussified leftists eat all that tofu, bean sprouts and drink latte and Perrier. That's what makes y'all have to sit down to pee.

#118 | Posted by jestgettinalong

Have you always been interested in other people's excretionary details?

Doc Sarvis:

You need to get your liberal campus-stranded ass to a military base and find some buddies to defend and picket with your anti-war, anti-USA liberal-book-based intellect. Make sure to throw on those cammo t-backs if you really want it hard....

#120 | Posted by bnjohanson

Wow, BJ, you're really some kind of fucked up, aren't you?

BN's just a tad irritable cuz he can't wash the santorum out of his favorite pair of boxers.


You need to get your liberal campus-stranded ass to a military base and find some buddies to defend and picket with your anti-war, anti-USA liberal-book-based intellect. Make sure to throw on those cammo t-backs if you really want it hard....

BJ, I traced your IP, and it's not like you're posting this drivel from Iraq...

But that's okay, I was thinking that all the people like you could move to the states that border Mexico. First cut off your internet access and build a wall to keep you in the United States and not revealing your stupidity to the rest of the world. Then build another wall to keep you out of the parts of the US that think you're a damn fool. Comprehensive immigration reform.

Traced my IP huh....I am right here as I serve as a window to the zoo. I mean the world has read about you, the Mainstream Media loves to show you on TV but we can't find you freaks in the real world unless we hang-out in San Fran after midnight. Even then, when faced, you scatter away into the dark. You know us alright, we're all over and you are too afraid to say anything out loud because you know you're just plain crazy.

This is just like hanging out at the San Diego Zoo and watching the monkeys laughing at us as they're stuck in their cages so far away from reality. We just smile, shake our heads, cruise out to the parking lot to smoke a fatty, and come back in to look, smile, and point at you some more.....so great.

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THIS SITE ?

DID THESE TURKEYS SHOW-UP FOR WORK TODAY OR HAVE THE WUSSY LIBS HAD ENOUGH AND JACKED ME OUT OF HERE ? MY LAST HEADLINE IS THIS PLAYED OUT MEDIA MATTERS GARBAGE AND THE CONTENT HERE IS CAUSING MY IQ TO PLUMMET TO THE LEVEL OF ZOMBIEHUNTER !!!

"I serve as a window to the zoo"

Indeed.

A window, or a mirror, I wonder...

All these "conservative" comments bragging about how happy, wealthy and thin they are are too f'n funny for words.

Because the most successful among us always have enough free time in the middle of the business day to anonymously let other anonymous people know about this "success" over and over and over.

And pretending to speak for millions of US soldiers is about as misleading as one can get. And since when do we defer our decisions to those least likely to be impartial or pragmatic? A bit like asking a dog if it wants normal servings for a week or a weeks worth of food right now. Predictable, pointless, and unproductive.

We just smile, shake our heads, cruise out to the parking lot to smoke a fatty, and come back in to look, smile, and point at you some more.
-BJ

I assume that you are making a reference to smoking a large marijuana cigarette. That's illegal and supports terrorism- don't you listen to your propaganda? Anyway, what are you doing claiming a vice of us liberal, college-educated, peace-loving pinkos? Weed is ours, damnit. What are we supposed to do before we go out and have one of our anti-war hippie jam fests? What are we supposed to do while waiting to get hard again during pagan orgies? What are we supposed to smoke while discussing the scientific impotence of intelligent design and plotting the downfall of Christianity?

One question BJ- do you listen Rush Limbaugh while you're going for a cruise?

"I am right here as I serve as a window to the zoo..."

Unemployed and bitter, huh? Don't worry, Hannity will be on soon to tell you whose fault it is. My guess is those damn entitlement liberals.

ah irony.

Has Sean Hannity ever claimed he was anything other than an entertainer?

Hollywood ain't real. Hannity ain't an impartial journalist. Surprised?

Sure, Rush and Sean bloviate, but they get paid to bloviate. The reichwing has the radio while error amerika flounders. The libs have tv and the interwebz while repubs bitch about kos, huffpo, and the unholy trinity of msnbc.

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

"Hollywood ain't real. Hannity ain't an impartial journalist. Surprised?"

"Hey Bill, sincuwas, can I get one mor b-ear..."

Hannity serves a valuable function, no one wants to associate with assholes, so a quick way to identify an asshole is to ask "are you a Hannity fan?", a yes answer means you have found an "asshole", quick as a wink, Wa La, thanks Hannity!!

I never thought of it that way. Thank you for finding the silver lining in an otherwise bleak-looking cloud of intolerance, pettiness, and political rhetoric.

Takitez: I'm still waiting for your answer to my question (#37).

Murphy names media matters piss-ants of the year.

Sam, Media Matters ignored all the liberal misinformers and targetted Hannity. I call that bias.

And that is my final answer!

Where did the trillion dollars that was spent go ? Into American companies and has been an outstanding hedge in my stock account as I am warm, rich, and happy and you're bitching, uninformed, and lonely except for the loser few and that man that dresses like a woman and sits down there in Crawford picketing all day as her son sits in heaven still thanking God for getting him the hell away from her.

Your question: Does this seem worth it to me ?

My answer: Yes, moron- It does.

#97 | Posted by bnjohanson at 2008-12-19 07:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

Banjo,

Good to know you're so pleased with yourself for profiting off the dead soldiers.

As for my financial picture and social life, you couldn't be more wrong.....but you must be used to that by now.

Media Matters told me that Kool-Aid is supposed to make my wiener work.

~ Doc Sarvis

#103 | Posted by bnjohanson at 2008-12-19 08:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

Banjo,

What's with your creepy fascination regarding others virility?

Hannity is the biggest hack on the right. He's as absurd and as predictable as Jack Cafferty.

Johnson/Bnjohanson:

Please keep dissembling and posting in caps. It makes you seem as if you temporarily raised your IQ to 100.

To paraphrase Sherlock "If you eliminate the impossible,whatever you have left,no matter how improbable, becomes the truth!"
Hannity has been accused of smearing and defiling Obama (who in reality is owned and run by wealthy,Right Wing CorpoRats) with a disinformation campaign - but seeing that this so-called negative campaign didn't hurt Obama in the slightest,the reality is that Hannity,by way of Fox media,was actually carrying out a campaign to brainwash people into voting "for" Obama! Its like the movie The Manchurian Candidate with a twist because the American voters have become the Manchurian Candidate by way of concerted media brainwashing!

Takitez: in other words, you have no answer but you'll attack them nonetheless.

In the words of your sage, Palin:
"I gotcha." *wink*

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