Yes, he is omnipotent, and is responsible for tsunamis, earthquakes, what have you.
You ain't even heard the half of it yet.
All that has transpired in the last 8 years can be boiled down into three words:
My Pet Goat.
Ever-conscious of the corporate tools that comprise the "media", Bush continued to read the aforemntioned book as the worst terrorist attack in history ocurred on U.S. soil. Shrub knew damn well that although the #1 contibutor to the GDP of our oil competitors was the extraction and sale of hydrocarbons, the "default" industry (#2) was goat production.
As the esteemed Juan Cole has noted, after the Jew-backed jerking of mohair subsidies in the U.S. market, the industry was primed for a comeback in the new context of globalization controlled by multi-national corporations.
Knowing the degree of immiserization that would be caused be a drastic plunge in oil prices, the Bush cabal sought to soften the blow by propping up the goat markets.
Bush's pointed insistence at reading books about goats ensured global attention to the industry.
Was the pet goat an Angora?
Boer?
Spanish?
Did it emit methane?
Could it be stump-broke?
Like so many other plots hatched in the bowels of this bumbling, criminal organization, the goat tack failed.
Now we're left with a crumbling infrastructure, our Childrens' future sold out to China, crushing debt, and a foreign policy that continues to create terrorists.
And now they're even throwing shoes.
Worst. President. Evar.
Excerpted from Pinche Mao @ Counterpunch