Happy Saturday

simple mind, simple pleasures.

Hey, that's Murph's hamster!

It has it's ankles up!

Hey, that's Murph's hamster!

It has it's ankles up!

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2008-12-13 12:09 PM

ff!

well heres my report from the big date last night

no I didnt even try and get the bra unhooked but I would like to send a big thank you out to americanunity for trying to help with the article about effective ways to get those babies out in the open..........LOL

we had coffee and talked for two hours and ,,,MURPHY>>>>>>I was on my best behavior....

no I didnt even try and get the bra unhooked

#5 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-12-13 12:15 PM

only because you noticed the adams apple at the last second.

-well heres my report from the big date last night

Fortunately, there are pics...

only because you noticed the adams apple at the last second.

#6 | Posted by hillbillydeluxe

well now that you remind me....there might have been a little 5 oclock shadow..

and besides....if she didnt RUN TO A ROOM to rip my clothes off my bulging muscled up body..
then she HAD TO BE GAY................lol

and besides....if she didnt RUN TO A ROOM to rip my clothes off my bulging muscled up body..
then she HAD TO BE GAY................lol

#8 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-12-13 12:24 PM

or desperate.

BLT wanted to take her back to his place, but the Library was closed. Now when you referred to taking off the bra, were you referring to hers or yours?

"no I didnt even try and get the bra unhooked"

In other words, she was ugly.

were you referring to hers or yours?

#10 | Posted by northguy3 at 2008-12-13 12:27 PM

he was refering to his. his date's

actually for a woman of HER AGE, she want bad...
but instead of one 50 year old I am looking for TWO 25 year olds............hasnt worked yey but I WONT GIVE UP............

AND HERE IT IS >..just like we have been predicting

from article in houston chronicle about daschle being picked to do health care

he stated that he wanted to have a federal health care board and here is what that board will do
ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE from the new york times by robert pear..........
the board will decide which drugs, devices, and treatments are covered......

GOVERNMENT run health care that libs are demanding...so there is part of what you will get.

she want bad...

#13 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-12-13 12:29 PM

maybe should do more than troll for fat, ugly, desperate women in the "library".

hey dont knock fat and ugly desperate women in the library....

talk about pent up sexual desires.

and REMEMBER ONE THING YOUNG FELLOW

they all LOOK THE SAME

FROM THE BACK OF THE HEAD................hee hee

i know. goatman tells me you're getting a little thin on the back of your head.

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

a good comeback.........pretty funny!!!

so lets take a look around the ole bibliotech and see if there's any more lonely housewifes out for a break..............

i'm done old man. go have a margarita and a good weekend.

remember. texans suck, cowboys suck, longhorns suck,
red raiders suck. the aggies? i don't want to point out the obvious.

blow it outyer ass cowboy

and you have a good one too

AND I AM REALLY DISAPPOINED AND PISSED AT YOU RETORT dwellers

I just CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT I have not read one single post about the WIFE of the governor of ILL

she was caught on tape cussing as bad as him and has been called a slut and I havent read one good joke or turn of a phrase about her

so I will give you one courtesy of rush

this is the democrat defense plan that was used so successfully by hillary and the dems in those GOOD OLD DAYS of blowjob billy

and the defense is where they accuse him of being crazy and her as being less than prim and proper
its called the "NUTS AND SLUTS" DEFENSE.

now get in there and lets read some funny shit about her

FF for Corky #3 and #7 ;o)

now get in there and lets read some funny shit about her

Like she had sex with you, Rusty?

IF you are talking to me, and I have to guess at that because I dont know who this rusty person is...
then you must not have seen pics of her

cute and cusses and sluty....now THERES MY KIND of woman.

"we had coffee and talked for two hours and ... I was on my best behavior..."

That's a whole new Pandora's box (you should pardon the expression), BLT. But what did you talk about? Bailing out CEOs? Limbaugh or Malkin? Free love (or reasonably inexpensive) in the Castro district. Inquiring minds need to know. herm

I just CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT I have not read one single post about the WIFE of the governor of ILL

You're not kidding. She's as much a wack job as he is and just as corrupt.

Bonnie and Clyde

we covered all the big ones

politics
me
religion
me
children
me
family
me
relationships
me
and why I wasnt getting any.............

actually for a woman of HER AGE, she want bad...
but instead of one 50 year old I am looking for TWO 25 year olds............hasnt worked yey but I WONT GIVE UP............

Just remember, she may be looking for two 25 y/os too and 25 will go into 50 a halluva lot more often than 50 will ever go into 25.

Sort of like the guy married to a 40 y/o told her he was going to trade her for two 20 y/os. She reminded him he was wired for 150, 220 would kill him.

cute and cusses and sluty...now THERES MY KIND of woman.

#24 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-12-13 01:28

"Sluty" is with two "t's" not one.

I didn't even need a dictionary to know that one. lol

o I didnt even try and get the bra unhooked

#5 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-12-13 12:15 PM

only because you noticed the adams apple at the last second.

#6 | Posted by hillbillydeluxe at 2008-12-13 12:18 PM

Since when has that ever stopped BL2?

So, Rusty, did you at least get a reach around?

Sluty" is with two "t's" not one.

I didn't even need a dictionary to know that one. lol

#29 | Posted by CalifChris at 2008

oh chris baby............what does it matter.......sluty slutty....you say tomato I say tomaaaato.............so lets call the whole thing off

as a matter of fact, a nice looking woman just IM'd me and we are heading for starbucks..

MAYBE TONIGHT will be the night that john henry gets fed.....................

okay folks

have a great weekend as I am out of here.........

and try and be nice to someone today

NORTHGUY>..come on I know you can do that if you just try hard enough...

and OUT

hasta laredo

BL2

"Sluty" is with two "t's" not one.

I didn't even need a dictionary to know that one. lol

#29 | Posted by CalifChris at 2008"

oh chris baby............what does it matter.......sluty slutty....you say tomato I say tomaaaato.............so lets call the whole thing off

- BushLover2

Guess you missed my (in vain) attempt at humor. I was making fun of myself -- as in I (should be ashamed) I knew that particular word so well I' never need to look it up. The joke was on me -- not to point out you couldn't spell. Oh well, you know what they say if it takes longer to explain your joke than to say it.

btw -- are there any libraries safe for women to go in the State of Texas? Or just in your neck of the woods. lol

Opps. Screwed up the italics. Mea culpa.

" didn't even try and get the bra unhooked..."

Wise move, BLT, the tits would probably have come off with it...

You're correcting Rusty's spelling?

The rest of his fucked up posts don't bother you?

Really?

Rusty types like he has Parkinson's.

Poor Rusty, borderline intelligence disorder, ED, and now Parkinson's.

Only a matter of time before we have a RIP Rusty Trombone thread here on DR.

Sad.

Casting for the new Batman film:

Is it me or are the Gerbils kind of lethargic?

I guess Obama is going to have to also put 'healing racism' on the back burner with his other promises as well.

and try and be nice to someone today

NORTHGUY>..come on I know you can do that if you just try hard enough...

Hey Rusty, I called Joe Knollenberg's office and offered to pay him to shovel my driveway. I like to help the unemployed.

Rusty is busy jerking off to a National Geographic in the library bathroom.

You're correcting Rusty's spelling?

The rest of his fucked up posts don't bother you?

Really?

Rusty types like he has Parkinson's.

#37 | Posted by LeeAtwater at 2008-12-13 03:10

No, for the second time, now --

I wasn't correcting BL2's spelling.

My comment was suppose to be a joke (at my expense) directed to BL2 and his spelling of "sluty" with only one "t"

Obviously my (lame) attempt to jokingly apply the word "slutty" as to my own self -- by kiddingly suggesting to BL2 that "slutty" was one word I could never misspell (and wouldn't need a dictionary) -- went over like a lead balloon. Joke's over -- if it ever even began.

I called Joe Knollenberg's office and offered to pay him to shovel my driveway. I like to help the unemployed. -- #42 | Posted by northguy3

Damn... did you know that seat had been held by a Republican (only 3 different ones, in fact) since 1933? Did you see district maps? Did Birmingham/Bloomfield actually vote Dem, or was it high turnout in Pontiac & Southfield?