Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher lashed out at former GOP presidential nominee John McCain Tuesday, telling conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt dirty after "being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place."

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What an ingrate, McCain was just concerned for Joe's welfare.

From the article:

While Wurzelbacher was critical of McCain during the interview, he had nothing but praise for his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. "Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal," he said


This doesn't surprise me since I've gotten the same impression of Governor Palin. Small wonder the libs on the DR constantly dis her since they're obviously afraid of her.

FTA: he felt "dirty" after "being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place."

Told Joe not to walk past any mirrors!

Joe "the Palin Plant" is still on the Rtard rubber chicken circuit? Playing up Sarah "Real Deal" Palin as the future of the GOP while simultaneously dissing McCain?

Uh-huh.

Spud has not hesitated calling him Joe the Plant almost from the get-go but it has suddenly become very easy to see wot particular pot that plant came from.

Joe "The former Alaskan" with a relative who races snow "machines" with Todd "The First Dude" Palin is obviously in cahoots with Scary and her team of regressive assmunches.

Hopefully CNN and the rest of the corporate MSM stop giving this moronic liar the time of day some time soon.

FOX?

Spud'll be happy if they just don't give him his own show.

Be Well.

/Quite frankly both "Joe the Palin Plant" Wurlitzer and "Glenn the Bonehead" Beck appall the hell out of Spud.

Quite frankly both "Joe the Palin Plant" Wurlitzer and "Glenn the Bonehead" Beck appall the hell out of Spud

If Spudmeister is appalled by Wurzelbacher I can only surmise that the libs on the DR dis him cause they're afraid of him too.

I can only surmise that the libs on the DR dis him cause they're afraid of him too.

The non-plumbing welfare queen is good for a laugh now and then.

Will Joe ever go?

How long do we have to listen to this guy babble on?


"JAMBALAYA"

Goodbye Joe, you gotta go, me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou
My Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have good fun on the bayou

Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar, and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

Thibodeaux, Fontainbleau, the place is buzzin'
Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen
Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

-- Hank Williams, Jr."

Poor poor CC if only you realized how pitiable your efforts at portraying yourself as lib are.

GIMME_A_SCOTCH

Poor poor CC if only you realized how pitiable your efforts at portraying yourself as lib are.

Thank you for the compliment, sir. I mean it.
Why? Because I'm glad I came across "pitiful" in any portrayal of being a "liberal" simply for the fact I'm not one. I am somewhat conservative on many issues, not so conservative on others.

But like the vast majority of Americans of all political persuasions -- and unlike you -- I am indeed heartsick at the condition in which Bush has left my country. My concern gives me a label I am more than proud to wear -- a loyal American who loves and cares about what happens to my country.

The answer you need to be concerned with is what label do we Americans -- those who love and care what happens to our country -- what label should we give to you?

I had the displeasure of observing dick smack the plumber this weekend in person, Joe's son wrestles heavyweight for The Springfield Blue Devils junior high team. I think ol' Sam should have spent a little less time running around the country in his makebelieve land where people actually give a fat rat's ass about what he has to say and a little more time drilling singles and doubles with junior.

"-- what label should we give to you?"

Town drunk?

Village idiot?

Small wonder the libs on the DR constantly dis her since they're obviously afraid of her.

What's to be afraid of? She cost McCain two percent in the election. Republicans who think she's the future of the party boggle my mind. She couldn't manage one of the politicians' easiest tasks -- pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving -- without it becoming a total PR disaster.

I don't see how she goes anywhere but down. I think Repubs would be doing the Dems a favor by running her in '12.

"-- what label should we give to you?"

Sour Grapes.

"But like the vast majority of Americans of all political persuasions -- and unlike you -- I am indeed heartsick at the condition in which Bush has left my country."

Like for instance.. unattacked since 9/11? I think Bush spent way too much money.. and expanded government .. that's the only criticism I have of him..

And just to keep it all straight.. I'd be careful of the "vast majority" statement.. what did Obama win by .. 52% or so? That's hardly a vast majority..

But anyone that voted for Obama to change the spending and expansion of govt... is kidding themselves.

"Small wonder the libs on the DR constantly dis her since they're obviously afraid of her."

Afraid of her....hardly...more like grateful for her. I personally know several die hard Republicans who would have happily voted for McCain but didn't because of Palin being on the ticket. She will never pull more than the 30% of America that are as simple minded as she is.

Sorry son but the conservative base would have stayed home without Palin on the ticket. She was getting 10,000 people everywhere she spoke

...what did Obama win by .. 52% or so?"

Just because they didn't vote for Obama doesn't mean they weren't disgusted with the shrub.

Just because they didn't vote for Obama doesn't mean they weren't disgusted with the shrub

Doesn't mean they didn't support him either!

FACT!!!

Yes Danni and I know of several Republicans that only voted for McCain because Palin was a VP. Furthermore, I highly doubt you know any republicans.

The conservative base would have stayed home if it wasn't for the most ridiculous candidate for major office since Big Bill Thompson from the the corrupto state of IL. Which tells me the conservo base is made up little minds and spiritually dead zealots. As for Joe, he scares me little as small, insignificant chumps do.

"Doesn't mean they didn't support him either!"

So tell us again about the shrub's approval ratings?

"from the the corrupto state of IL."

Where does Barry flop ears hale from?????

FACT!

"So tell us again about the shrub's approval ratings?"

Who is "the shrub"?

How high are the Illinois gov's ratings?

FACT!!!


Sorry son but the conservative base would have stayed home without Palin on the ticket. She was getting 10,000 people everywhere she spoke

#15 | Posted by timbci

True. How soon the Left forgets that McModerate wasn't a true republican.

"Who is "the shrub"?"

Mr.28%, that's who!

FACT!

LOL. The Conservative base is made up millions of Americans. The town I currently live in has had one Deomcrat mayor in the last 20 years. It always leans Republicans although the limousine liberals have slowly started moving in but we try to make it uncomfortable as possible for them. I always wondered what the liberals though of the hunting club in the high school and the Christmas Tree on the front lawn of town hall

He's audtioning to replace Alan Colmes on
Manatee and colmes.

"How soon the Left forgets that McModerate wasn't a true republican."

The excuses you clowns come up with are laughable, if not down right pathetic.

"...but we try to make it uncomfortable as possible for them."

That's the ol' Amero-christian attitude!!

You go, girl!

What excuses ???? We don't need excuses. Unlike Dems who still bitch and moan about 2000 and 2004. We look forward not back. I look forward to being a pain in the ass to Menendez. I will leave Lautenberg alone because he is senile and doesn't even know where he is. I look forward to giving Big Head, I mean Corzine, hell when he uses contractos from Pa. and NY to rebuild roads and bridges that don't need rebuilding. Then there is the illegal immigrant issue. The Stimulus Bill will be fun

"True. How soon the Left forgets that McModerate wasn't a true republican."

Well excuse us, for some crazy reason we figured that the Republican Party would probably have nominated a Republican to run for president.....do you have any idea how stupid it sounds to deny McCain is a "true Republican"?????
I think what you mean is that he isn't from the Deliverance Wing of the Republican Party.

True. How soon the Left forgets that McModerate wasn't a true republican.

#23 | Posted by dogwizz at 2008-12-10 09:20 AM | Reply | Flag:dumb

What excuses ???? We don't need excuses.

#29 | Posted by timbecile at 2008-12-10 09:36 AM | Reply | Flag:dumber


You two should take yer show on the road.

" laughable, if not down right pathetic."

Not really...most rightwingers here made no bones about Mac not being what they wanted...just the lesser of two evils.
If he had not picked Sarah...he would really have gone down in flames...big time.
Then you Obomabots would have pissed yourselves with the so called mandate.

.....do you have any idea how stupid it sounds to deny McCain is a "true Republican"?????
Posted by danni

Do you have any idea how stupid it is to not look at a lifelong politicians voting record and not be able to define the person?

That's the ol' Amero-christian attitude!!
The American-Christian attitude is to preserve our culture and the libbies are trying to change it. This will never be Ireland

"Not really...most rightwingers here made no bones about Mac not being what they wanted...just the lesser of two evils."

Same bullshit whiney-ass democrats said about Kerry in '04.

"Do you have any idea how stupid it is to not look at a lifelong politicians voting record and not be able to define the person?"

So then you are calling the Republicans who nominated McCain stupid.
If Republicans didn't want to nominate McCain then why did they do it????
I'd have to say, your party is pretty confused.

"Same bullshit whiney-ass democrats said about Kerry in '04."

Not most of us, personally I still think he would have been a good president, I KNOW he would have been better than Dubya.

BTW the Republican Party should still be ashamed of themselves for the disgusting attacks on Kerry's military service. I lost respect for Republicans during that campaign and I haven't regained it since. Truely the party of the low road.

This is similar to what happens when you step on dog shit during a hike. Try as you might to clean your shoe, by the time you get home it still smells.

"I KNOW he would have been better than Dubya."

A dubious endorsement, at best.

I'd have to say, your party is pretty confused.

#36 | Posted by danni

You'll get no arguement from me on that. It was slim pickings for sure.

"Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal," he said


This doesn't surprise me since I've gotten the same impression of Governor Palin.

So Sam the fake plumber with thr fake income is now an expert on politics.

Shows you how far the GOPpers have sunk.

Same bullshit whiney-ass democrats said about Kerry in '04.

#35 | Posted by Dave

Now you are cooking Davie. Not all dems are leftwing loons.

Although Kerry was a dem...they could not stomach his traitorous actions of the past nor accept his wishywashy self .

Kerry should be embarassed by his disgusting attacks of servicemen in Vietnam. His whole political career was started when he accussed ALL Vietnam veterans of being war criminals. I always found it interesting that Steve gardner served with Kerry longer than any of his supposed fellow veterans that stood on stag with him yet he refused to support him

"Now you are cooking Davie."

No, that's "lamenting".

"Cooking" is when I made apple-banana bread last night.

Joe the Plumber has more qualifications to serve in Congress than housewives with too much time on their hands like Carolyn McCarthy

Purple bandaids indeed. I noticed that the Obama campaign never sank to such depths yet still handily defeated McCain. Morons like TIMBCI still can't deal with the FACT that John Kerry truthfully testified before Congress and helped bring about the end of that tragic and misguided war which resulted in the deaths of 58,000 Americans and untold millions of Vietnamese. John Kerry was a hero in Vietnam and became even more of a hero when he returned and stood up to Nixon and his band of criminals. Don't forget, John O'neil, the first Swiftboat Liar, was hired by Nixon to harass Kerry and he continued to harass him for thirty fucking years. To say he was a psycho is an understatement.

"John Kerry was a hero in Vietnam..."

Right! A real fuckin' hero during the entire three months he spent there.
Question...why is he such a hero and McCain not? Maybe because Kerry is a democrat and McCain isn't? Ok, I got it now, Danni?

Who is the small-minded idiot returning to the DR with his tail between his legs?

Dean_Buvia/James_Dean, that's who.

FACT!

Back on topic...
Joe the Non-plumber certainly didn't mind having all those media interviews for $$ though, didn't he?

Eaxactly, Danni. Another convenient FACT! left out by the Right is that NONE of the Swift Boat Liars served on the same boat as Kerry. I guess all of the Liars had nothing better to do than watch Kerry through binoculars 24/7...while patrolling...and being shot at...and returning fire.

And the end of the Vietnam war brought about the deaths of 3 million Vietnamese and Cambodians..as a matter of Fact the Vietnamese Communist Governement and Pol Pot were so proud of their victories, they stacked the skulls of all their "people' in piles and took pictures. We all are sorry and truly disgusted at the war Vietnam was fought by politicians and all the whiney clloege fags who protested right up until the day the draft was ended. then suddenly disappeared back into their pot dens. But at leats those 58,000 died trying to stop what eventually happened. And Yes, you courageous hippie parents and John Kerry can take prideful credit for the Killing Feilds of Southeast Asia.......Congratulations

"Joe the Non-plumber certainly didn't mind having all those media interviews for $$ though, didn't he?"

"I wanna bite the hand that feeds me,

I wanna bite that hand so badly,

I wanna make them wish they'd never seen me...."

-Elvis

"Question...why is he such a hero and McCain not?"

First John McCain was a POW, I don't know if that qualifies as making him a hero but secondly, I never and Barack Obama and the Obama campaign never criticized John McCain's service. He has always been respected by most of us as a former POW and also as a politician who has shown himself to put country first to steal a line from his campaign. He stands out from most Republicans for that very reason. I never wanted him for president but I never called him disgusting names like the Swiftboaters and many other Republicans did to Kerry.

John O'Neil is a hero with Vietnam veterans. It is interesting that you consider Kerry as a hero in Vietnam yet most veterans would disagree. Just a little sidenote. JFK was the first President to send combat troops to Vietnam and LBJ escalated the war after the Gulf of Tonkin

"yet most veterans would disagree"

LOL


BTW the Republican Party should still be ashamed of themselves for the disgusting attacks on Kerry's military service. I lost respect for Republicans during that campaign and I haven't regained it since. Truely the party of the low road.

#38 | Posted by danni


Wel, if bong lady is ashamed, I am not sure what to say.

Steve Gardner served with Kerry longer than any other veteran that supported him. He called Kerry out as a liar and opportunist. Kerry was never in Cambodia. The closest Kerry got to Cambodia was 50 miles according to eyewitness testimony

"And Yes, you courageous hippie parents and John Kerry can take prideful credit for the Killing Feilds of Southeast Asia.......Congratulations"

Bull shit. The killing fields in Cambodia were caused by American bombing in Cambodia enabling the Communists under Pol Pot to overthrow Sihanouk. The Vietnamese COMMUNISTS!!! eventually had to go in and put a stop to the slaughter.
It is beyond ridiculous for the U.S. to criticize anyone after napalming thousands of villages with men, women and children in them.
America was an invader with no inhibition about murdering millions of Vietnamese to prevent the will of the people of Vietnam from being carried out. In the end the Vietnamese won and today they run their country as they see fit not as Americans dictate that they should.

If Kerry was such a hero why did he lose hid run for Congress in 1972 after he testified in front of Congress in 1971


Lessee, a Rethug Pres illegally disrupts the fragile balance of power in Cambodia leading to genocide, and it was the fault of someone else?

Talk about shit for brains.

Yes today they run their country and the sons and daughters of men who fought for the South still suffer under the communist regime to this day

-after he testified in front of Congress

Yes, that was the Congress and the American people that STOOD AND APPLAUDED his speech that day.

Revisionist history is so pathetic.

"In the end the Vietnamese won and today they run their country as they see fit not as Americans dictate that they should.'

And that's what really pisses off dimwits like timbecile and cabo vacant.


It is also interesting how Vietnam has lobbied so hard to get sanctions ended so they can trade with the United States. I guess they are sick of living in the 13th century

"I WANNA BE SECREATRY OF STATE, I WANNA BE SECREATRY OF STATE"


JK

"If Kerry was such a hero why did he lose hid run for Congress in 1972 after he testified in front of Congress in 1971"

What a stupid question. You seem to equate being right with being popular. EVentually the people of MA did realize their error and did elect John Kerry and have continued to do so ever since. He should get a medal for his testimony to Congress.

Maybe Kerry should have offered to buy the post. It is how Illinois politics is run.

I will admit to a fear of President Palin. I have seen what 8 years of Dubya has done to this nation and atleast Bush got into Harvard. Imagine what this empty shell would do to the nation. The Neocons only love her because she is vaccant enough to give them that war with Iran they so desperately want.

I repeat if the American people cheered so much after he testified in front of Congress, why did he lose when he ran for Congress. He should have been courtmartialed

Revisionist history is so pathetic.


#62 | Posted by Corky

So are soldiers who shoot people in the back.


If Kerry was such a hero why did he lose hid run for Congress in 1972 after he testified in front of Congress in 1971

#59 | Posted by timbci at 2008-12-10 10:24 AM

If Bush is so great, why did he lose his first run for Govenor of Texas?

If Palin is so great, why could she not even win a beauty pagent?

If McCain is so great, why did he fail to become President TWICE?

We can plan this shell game all day long and prove nothing.

And that's what really pisses off dimwits like timbecile and cabo vacant,

#63 | Posted by Dave


WHAT ????????? I could give a shit about Vietnam now. What the fuck are you talking about boy?

Do you and danni smoke out of the same bong?

"I guess they are sick of living in the 13th century"

Or....they know American Corporations would love to take advantage of their poverty and low wages by outsourcing more American jobs there.
Funny how they are still Communist (as is China) yet our ideologically pure Republicans still support outsourcing jobs there. It's almost as if they like taking advantage of virtual slave labor or something. Almost like they would sell out America and Americans to save their precious profit.

Party slogan: profit before patriotism.


That happens in war, Wis, as you well know. Soldiers are trained to kill, front or back in a battle.

Actually Obama will give us the war with Iran. It is coming soon, hopefully before next Easter

"So are soldiers who shoot people in the back."

Especially the ones who murdered Pat Tilman. Then covered up the crime.

He should have been courtmartialed

Posted by timbci


You should have been aborted. But life is full of small injustices.

"So are soldiers who shoot people in the back."

And dogwizz would know...he's the war hero who doesn't shoot 'til he sees the whites of their eyes.

Slave labor is good for America.
Profit is all the matters at the end of the day

Nice try danni....

Dem party slogan: Corruption before patriotism.


Actually Obama will give us the war with Iran. It is coming soon, hopefully before next Easter

#76 | Posted by timbci at 2008-12-10 10:33 AM

I don't think so. The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were all about setting up a war with Iran, that much is obvious. If we could have maintained control of both those countries, we would effectively have Iran surrounded, but we don't. Obama is planning on leaving Iraq, not putting more troops there. THe "Surge" was all about war with Iran and not securing Iraq.

And dogwizz would know...he's the war hero who doesn't shoot 'til he sees the whites of their eyes.


#79 | Posted by Dave

I'll give you a 1.5 on that comeback, only because you worked "dogwizz" into it.

#38 | Posted by danni at 2008-12-10 09:51 AM

BTW the Republican Party should still be ashamed of themselves for the disgusting attacks on Kerry's military service. I lost respect for Republicans during that campaign and I haven't regained it since. Truely the party of the low road.

Let's see, danni. You are now an apostate. You supported the Republican Party and all of its objectives before "The Kerry Affair?"

I want to live in an alternate reality so that I can accept this as true. Where can I get a bong, and "the makins?"

Ah, the Republicans have forever alienated themselves from the affections of danni because of their attacks on Kerry's military record (which surprisingly were "attacks" that his comrades-in-arms validated).

Danni, this is just a matter of curiosity, but how wholeheartedly did you support any Republican position previously? And can you relate for us just how you esteemed the Republicans previous to the Kerry affair? This is a loss of support that needs to be evaluated, and the calculations used to determine a future course of conduct, which wouldn't have such a deleterious effect on the Party. Danni is probably not alone. There are probably literally dozens of people, who abandoned the Republican Party because of the views expressed on Kerry's military record.

Kerry is the man, who had no pride in his service, but publicly jettisoned what were purported to be his medals so as to advance his political career. He lived in a parallel world, and his denunciation of his fellow servicemen earned him the opprobrium he deserved. Hate and wait. And at the propitious moment, his fellows voiced their opionion of that devious manipulative ass.

Danni. Soon enough you mental illness will spread and the world will be a better place when you are institutionalized. You are funny like a clown. The Mnetally Ill are funny people

Johnson BRAVO.......

"The Mnetally Ill are funny people"

The ol' self-retorting retort.

You are, indeed, funny, timbecile.

Especially the ones who murdered Pat Tilman. Then covered up the crime.

#77 | Posted by danni

I would love to see your proof of murder. Or are you all bonged up again????

"Danni, this is just a matter of curiosity, but how wholeheartedly did you support any Republican position previously?"

Danni never said she "supported" any "republican position", you incompetent bonehead.

"Danni. Soon enough you mental illness will spread..."

It already has. She has contracted optiorectumitis. It is a malady caused by sucking too hard on the bong which causes her optic nerves to become entangled with her sphincter. Now, her asshole bites the seat everytime she blinks. It has also caused her to not know whether to shit or go blind. That fully explains all her posts. She should seek a surgeon to repair the situation, but must exercise care in her choice. If the disentanglement of her optic nerves and her sphincter doesn't go well, she'll go through her entire life with a shitty outlook.

I think it would be a good bet that John Kerry's war record and his testimony before Congress will read much better in the history books than will the record of his antagonist Richard Nixon.
His run for the presidency will be remembered as a lost chance to avoid the Republican Depression of 2008.

His run for the presidency will be remembered as a lost chance to avoid the Republican Depression of 2008.

Nobody will fucking remember him as anything other than being Teresa's bitch.

"the Republican Depression of 2008."

Thanks Danni. My laptop hasn't had a mouthfull of coffee on it in 3 weeks.

Hmmm. First of all depressions do not last for only ony year. Secondly, it is hardly a depression when unemployment is at 6.5%.

Kerry will be remembered as the man who funded his run for President by killing his best friend and bedding his mourning widow

"Thanks Danni. My laptop hasn't had a mouthfull of coffee on it in 3 weeks."

Republican Depression of 2008 is sure a hell of a lot more honest than some of the liars out there trying to blame it on Obama.....before he even takes office. Republican President and Congress did create the coming depression whether or not you are willing to admit it. Maybe we should call it the Reaganomics Depression or the Reagan/Bush Depression.

"Maybe we should call it the Reaganomics Depression or the Reagan/Bush Depression."

I'm leaning toward The Bush Bust & Bailout.

Who has blamed it on Obama?

Or the Clinton depression....

"Or the Clinton depression...."

Yeah, leaving balanced budgets and creating 22 million jobs does create depressions doesn't it.

The Republican President and Republican Congress started it, but the Republican President and Democrat Congress allowed it to happen. The Dems took control of Congress with promises they forgot as soon as the Oath of Office started. They have been Bush's rubber stamp for the since 2006 and were not a strong enough opposition before hand.

Or the Frank/Dodd/Pelosi/Reid depresion.


Who has blamed it on Obama?

#97 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-12-10 11:02 AM

Hannity and Limbaugh have said over and over that the stock market is crashing due purely to Obama's winning and proposed tax increases.

Yeah, the Dems had the ability to end Republican filibusters or override Bush vetos.....at least be honest.

the true name should be Greenspan/Bush Depression.

Or just Greenspan Depression.

"Hannity and Limbaugh have said over and over that the stock market is crashing due purely to Obama's winning and proposed tax increases.'

Dogwizz thinks rush and sean are fools and doesn't pay any attention to anything they say.

Yeah, the Dems had the ability to end Republican filibusters or override Bush vetos.....at least be honest.

But Danni, they still voted FOR Bush's proposals over and over again. They voted to continue funding the war over and over again; the war they promised to end! I am agreeing with you mostly, so at least be honest so I don't have to fight a two front war here once again.

Dogwizz thinks rush and sean are fools and doesn't pay any attention to anything they say.


#104 | Posted by Dave at 2008-12-10 11:11 AM |

I agreee they are fools, but to paraphrase Obi-Won, who is more foolish, the fools or the fools who follow? I listen so that I can know what they fools believe.

Forgot to close the italics sorry.

"I listen so that I can know what they fools believe."

Do you honestly believe that Rush or Hannity actually believe the stuff they say???
Personally I really don't but I guess if you are paid hundreds of millions of dollars you say what you are told to say by your owners.

"Do you honestly believe that Rush or Hannity actually believe the stuff they say???"

I think, for the most part, they do.

Do you honestly believe that Rush or Hannity actually believe the stuff they say???

No I don't. I saw "The Last Supper" as well and Ron Pearlman's character explained exactly what I believe about Rush and Sean, but their listeners DO believe them and it is their listeners who I debate and not Rush or Sean, so I feel I have to know what they know in addition to the truth so that I can counter their arguements. You learn nothing from those you already agree with I find, but can learn plenty from the opposing point of view.

Dogwizz thinks rush and sean are fools and doesn't pay any attention to anything they say.


#104 | Posted by Dave

Thanks for posting my response. Will you also be taking the fucking garbage out for me tonight when the old lady starts bitching?

"Thanks for posting my response."

Glad to be of help.

"Will you also be taking the fucking garbage out for me tonight when the old lady starts bitching?"

Possibly...is she attractive? (a long shot, I know)

"You learn nothing from those you already agree with I find, but can learn plenty from the opposing point of view."

I'm not so brave, their lies get my blood pressure up. I learn plenty from Thom Hartman.

Possibly...is she attractive? (a long shot, I know)


#112 | Posted by Dave

I doubt she's your type. She doesn't have a hairy back.

I'm not so brave, their lies get my blood pressure up. I learn plenty from Thom Hartman.

#113 | Posted by danni at 2008-12-10 11:25 AM

I understand. I like to get my blood pressure up every now and then; good for the body. I also prefer those I don't agree with. For example, it is the partisans who keep me coming back here, not the people I agree with. I actually rarely comment here until I find something I don't agree with.

She doesn't have a hairy back.

#114 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-12-10 11:30 AM


How did you train it to shave?*



*cheap shot and I am sorry, but it was too easy of a target. I am ready for the payback.

"I doubt she's your type.'

Well...then 'screw you', I'm not gonna take out yer fucking garbage.

Now that's funny, Dave.

"How did you train it to shave?"

Just damn.

Why can't I be that clever?

Why can't I be that clever?


#119 | Posted by Dave at 2008-12-10 11:35 AM

You were not repeatedly dropped on your head as a child. From age 6 months until four years old, I was strapped to a jack hammer and used as a bit by the Miami Cement Company. Maybe if you start today, you too can be a cleaver...I mean be clever.

Alright...this is completely out of control.

I'm going to get some beer.

I'm going to get some beer.

#121 | Posted by Dave

Thanks for inviting kanrei and I, cheapskate.

Have you noticed that you've never seen Joe the Plumber and Kato Kaelin in the same place at the same time?

Hans

Joe is an American HERO!!

FACT!!

i239.photobucket.com

"Thanks for inviting kanrei and I, cheapskate."

That hurt.

I'll take a microbrew...Maid Marrian Berry or Fat Tire please.

"Or the Frank/Dodd/Pelosi/Reid depresion."

Without use of the Googles I doubt anyone here could name any Representative or Senator circa 1929-1933.

On the otherhand, most people know that Herbert Hoover was the president during that same time period.

Good luck trying to convince Americans that this isn't the George W. Bush depression.

Hans

Good luck trying to convince Americans that this isn't the George W. Bush depression.


Hans

#127 | Posted by Hans at 2008-12-10 11:56 AM |

Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that means half the population is even dumber- George Carlin.

My point? A good percent of Americans still think Saddam was involved in 9-11: what people think and what really is rarely meet.

hey, this thread was about "Joe the Plumber" a low paid tax evading handyman claiming to be a plumber

now what do you call a lying sack of shit?
answer: Joe the Plumber

now what do Plumbers call him?
answer: Joe the Scab

now what does McCain call Joe the Plumber
answer: two face MF

the few wingnuts I know do the same, the counter salesman in a technical sales company lists "Engineer" on his business card, the used car salesman has "customer support specialist" on his card. Is this common among wingnuts?

Cabo_Vato:

Before you call any one else names, you should go back and read your posts with at least an 8th grader's respect for spelling, word choice, and grammar.

Seriously, if the right wing decides to keep pounding the JP thing and
really sees SP as the new image for the party, then Dems will be running wild at the end of a royally long leash (I voted for Obama, but will hold him accountable just as I did to the previous dick-weed) So, if JP and SP, these two 50s era cartoon patriots are the rights standard bearers, well then the right is only drop kicking themselves, and their hopes for taking back power, deeper down into the well of irrelevancy. Business, big business, those still with an inkling of loyalty to country, know that those two ass-clowns, and others of their ridiculous sort, are world class laughing stocks who would bankrupt our intellectual capital and have us sent to the back of the class, dunce cap provided. So... won't happen. The grown ups are switching off the cartoons. Time to get serious.

To you ignorant Fucks on the right, please I'm begging you nominate PALIN/JOE THE PLUMMER IN 2012, I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!

The more I hear about this FUCK the more he make me proud to be a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!

"Good luck trying to convince Americans that this isn't the George W. Bush depression."

The reality is that the Palin wing of the Republican party will deny there is an economic problem even as they lose their jobs, lose their homes, starve. With their dying breaths they will still be repeating Republican talking points and worrying that Obama might raise taxes on the wealthy.

This doesn't surprise me since I've gotten the same impression of Governor Palin. Small wonder the libs on the DR constantly dis her since they're obviously afraid of her.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ha, what.

oh, you're SERIOUS? Let me laugh even HARDER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well excuse us, for some crazy reason we figured that the Republican Party would probably have nominated a Republican to run for president.....do you have any idea how stupid it sounds to deny McCain is a "true Republican"?????
I think what you mean is that he isn't from the Deliverance Wing of the Republican Party.

#30 | Posted by danni

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It's easy, liberals and Independents voted for McCain in the primaries and voted for Obama in the General election. The process had nothing to do with Republicans nominating a Republican to run for president.

Deliverance Wing? I thought you liberals learned that stereotyping is dishonest. This statement is as dishonest as Liberals calling Republicans racists and Homphobes. After the election we found out who the true racists and Homophobes are when the gay and Lesbian community turned on the blacks and hispanics, calling them the S-word and N-word, who helped get Obama into office then voted against gay marriage.

Lonnie

It's easy, liberals and Independents voted for McCain in the primaries and voted for Obama in the General election. The process had nothing to do with Republicans nominating a Republican to run for president.

Um, aren't primaries closed? I know they are in Florida. Only Dems in the Dem primaries and only idiots in the Republican one...ok, cheap shot, but seriously, I thought only the Caucuss format allowed people from either party to vote.

Yes your free to vote but it was hypocritical to get upset when Republicans started voting for Hillary. It's dishonest to say that Republicans selected McCain, they didn't. Most went for one of the other candidates. To say that McCain was MY candidate was insulting. It was the liberals and Independents who voted for him in the primary's candidate.

Lonnie

"We in America today are nearer to the final triumph over poverty than ever before in the history of any land. The poorhouse is vanishing from among us. We have not yet reached the goal, but given a chance to go forward with the policies of the last eight years, we shall soon, with the help of God, be in sight of the day when poverty will be banished from this nation."
Herbert Hoover, acceptance speech for the Republican nomination, August 11, 1928.

At least our current president didn't go this far. Some conservatives I know claim we have succeeded in this. Others claim it's the fault of the New Deal that we haven't.

The poor among us in the US still have it better than the poor in other countries. I've seen families living in a cardboard box and sit outside the box during the heat of the day begging for money so they can eat. I always gave families some money for food while there but now that Americans are no longer stationed there, I'm willing to bet their government is not picking up the slack.

Lonnie

"It was the liberals and Independents who voted for him in the primary's candidate."

If it makes you feel better to believe that then be my guest. Most libs I know are Dems and happily voted for eitehr Clinton or Obama in the primaries and Obama in the election. John McCain is certainly no liberal, he may not be a religious fanatic but he is still a conservative.

"The poor among us in the US still have it better than the poor in other countries."

Don't worry, at the rate we are going we will equal their poverty soon. Thank you Bush and the Republicans since Ronnie Raygun.

If it makes you feel better to believe that then be my guest. Most libs I know are Dems and happily voted for eitehr Clinton or Obama in the primaries and Obama in the election.

#140 | Posted by danni

Very true. The turnout for Clinton and Obama in the primaries was historically large. I don't think you could make a case that very many Democrats wasted their time crossing over. McCain was not even the crappiest of a crappy field so it didn't really matter much.

John McCain is certainly no liberal, he may not be a religious fanatic but he is still a conservative.

#140 | Posted by danni

Baloney. He's a Moderate. Hell, Bush isn't even a true Conservative.

I never said I was worried Danni. Nobody in my immediate family are worried. My daughter is a lawyer in Dallas and my son is a school teacher in Denton. I have a stable job and a retirement. I'll always get by one way or another. If I start having problems, I'll merely execute my options and go back to college courtesy of the VA and my disability benefits.

Lonnie

You tell them Wisgod. The only real Conservatives we had were Romney and Thompson.

Lonnie

Lonnie, Tommy was our former Govenor. Trust me, he wasn't a Conservative. He spent like a drunken sailor.

The only real Conservatives we had were Romney and Thompson.


Lonnie

Then you really are doomed for more than eight years.

"Lonnie, Tommy was our former Govenor."


I think he was referring to 'ol Freddy boy.


And I've got some beers here, if ya want 'em.

Nothin' fancy, just some Dundee Pale Ale.



"I think he was referring to 'ol Freddy boy."


Oh shit, that's right. I almost forgot about Fred and his trophy wife. Upon refelction, we had a fucking misrable bunch to choose from.

In 1980, the fools on the left were begging the Republicans to vote for Reagan. Bush was considered the candidate with the foreign policy experience and we gave them what they wanted. Of course, Reagan beat the incumbent President and then thrashed Mondale. We will give you again what you ask for. Another Republican Governor that you think you can thrash. LOL YOu people are fools. I love it when the peasants speak up!!!!

I love it when the peasants speak up!!!!

#150 | Posted by timbci

And yet I'll bet every single one of the "peasants" knew that Al Gore got more popular votes than George Bush in 2000.

Guess who didn't know that?

Popular vote doesn't mean a thing Sanantoniorougue. It's the electoral votes that matter.

Lonnie

"Popular vote doesn't mean a thing Sanantoniorougue."

Yer late to the dance, Lonnie.

Popular vote doesn't mean a thing Sanantoniorougue. It's the electoral votes that matter.

Lonnie

#152 | Posted by lwalk17


Uhm, yes I know that Lonnie. Please read my post again.

George Bush won in 2000 because it was deemed by God

"In 1980, the fools on the left were begging the Republicans to vote for Reagan."

#150 | Posted by timbci at 2008-12-10 03:50 PM | Reply | Flag: Ancient history

Meanwhile, for a little more recent history on getting people to vote, how did that whole "Operation Chaos" thingy work out?

Hans

Don't you worry. Diebold will be making a comeback.
I just wish that the Black Panthers would have confronted me on election night

"George Bush won in 2000 because it was deemed by God"

#155 | Posted by timbci at 2008-12-10 04:16 PM | Reply | Flag: Another one who hears God speaking?

Meanwhile, Al Gore received 500,000+ more popular votes in 2000.

Hans


-I just wish that the Black Panthers would have confronted me on election night

They did, and we have your reaction....

www.junkylife.com

The Network anchors tried to call Forida for Gore before any people who actually have a day job got home from work. I is so funny. They need to take some remedial classes on how to properly manipulate an election. Perhaps Acorn can teach them a thing or two

Meanwhile, for a little more recent history on getting people to vote, how did that whole "Operation Chaos" thingy work out?

Hans

#156 | Posted by Hans
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Well concept wise, it worked out great since you asked. We all knew Hillary was a Clinton and Clintons don't run a clean campaign like McCain wanted to run.

The intent was not to get Hillary elected as most liberals think it was to allow Hillary to stay in the fight and fight all the way to the General election. Operation "Chaos" worked like a charm. However, I voted for Hillary because my candidate was out of the race and I was pissed not because Limbaugh asked me to. I'd already made the decision well before Limbaugh came into play.

I may have to make it a every primary practice in the future though. Vote Democrat in the primary and Republican in the General. Then sit back and listen to idiots like Chris Matthews talk about tingly feelings going up his leg and smile.

Lonnie

"Operation 'Chaos' worked like a charm."


It sure did!

Thanks a million for the large Democratic gains in the Senate, House, State Legislatures, Governorships, and, of course, THE WHITE HOUSE!

LOL!

"Well concept wise, it worked out great since you asked. ... The intent was not to get Hillary elected as most liberals think it was to allow Hillary to stay in the fight and fight all the way to the General election."

HRC stayed in the fight and fought "all the way to the General election"?

She did?

Excellent alternative reality there, "lonnie"

"Operation "Chaos" worked like a charm."

No doubt President-elect McCain and Vice President-elect Palin will forever be grateful for "Operation Chaos."

Hans

"Thanks a million for the large Democratic gains in the Senate, House, State Legislatures, Governorships, and, of course, THE WHITE HOUSE!"

LOL is right, Sanan!!!

Let's hope that they, as "lonnie" says, "make it a every primary practice in the future".

LOL!!!!

Hans

I can't wait for Obama to crack under pressure from Congress and move to the left. It will make things easier in 2 years

"I can't wait for Obama to crack under pressure from Congress and move to the left. It will make things easier in 2 years"

Noted.

Hans

In the meantime, I will be proactive before my taxes are raised.

The Service industry will get 50% less tips at Christmas Time. The doorman, dry cleaners will all get 50% less this Winter. The Doorsman should complain to his union and ask them to pick up the difference. Of course, my CPA and broker will still get the same because they actually save me money

"I can't wait for Obama to crack under pressure from Congress and move to the left. It will make things easier in 2 years"

For some reason the rightwingnuts are not very good with their predictions:

Bush Approval: 36 Percent
And the fuck-amerika left is going to win to the next election how?????

with ideas?

no

with love?

no

so what do you care how Bush is doing

Posted by mark61099 at 2005-11-12 12:51 AM

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Iran President: Charge Bush for War Crimes
I love when I read things like this. It shows that Islamic savages and leftists are on the same page. Keep talking asshole and please keep cheering him on libs --it only helps us in '06 and Guliani in '08

Posted by mark61099 at 2005-11-27 08:12 AM

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Dean: U.S. Won't Win in Iraq
US Electorate: Dems wont win in '08

Posted by mark61099 at 2005-12-06 07:35 AM

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Senate Dems Look Good for 2006
SENATE.........he he.. DEMS......ha.. LOOK ......he he he he.....GOOD FOR ha ha ha 2006......AAAAHHHHHHHH..

I just love a good laugh in the morning.

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2005-10-06 09:16 AM

Hans

"-- what label should we give to you?"

Town drunk?

Village idiot?

#10 | Posted by Dave

Town drunk? Sorry I didn't vote for McCain. Village idiot? Nope I didn't vote for 0bama either.

Shows you how far the GOPpers have sunk.

#42 | Posted by northguy3

Try again I've never been a Repub but I was a Dem the first 16 years I voted but the last 20 anything but Dem or Repub as a rule.

EVentually the people of MA did realize their error and did elect John Kerry.

#66 | Posted by danni

I think it was more that Suffolk county wanted Kerry out of MA that got him elected

John McCain is certainly no liberal, he may not be a religious fanatic but he is still a conservative.

#140 | Posted by danni

McCain started shedding his conservatism in the 90's he's a Dem in all but name.


I can't wait for Obama to crack under pressure from Congress and move to the left. It will make things easier in 2 years

#165 | Posted by timbci

Nah he's already buckling to the whip of his Washington D.C. and Wall St handlers but I agree that the Dems will lose seats in 2010.

hey... GIMME_A_SCOTCH

make it a double... you right-wingnuts are insane.

@NMG_NO

i voted for Obama for a few reasons, but mainly to toss the religious zealots out of government on their fat hypocrite asses.

how about you, is that your label?

ichiro it's obvious you wouldn't know a right-wingnut if he stuck his foot up your ass so STFU!

Palin's a Republican? really? that's a riot.

if that's true, if that defines being Republican, the party is lost.

"If he had not picked Sarah...he would really have gone down in flames...big time."

Mcpunk DID go down BIG TIME, dummy.

what culture did you say you were trying to preserve, again?
an American-Christian one?

fuck you. you anti-american jerk.

they ALL are. so they all get a trial where each their individual mitigating circumstances, if any, will rise or fall.

that's JUSTICE, ever heard of it? perhaps you think some uniform exempts you from it?

those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.

i voted for Obama for a few reasons, but mainly to toss the religious zealots out of government on their fat hypocrite asses.

McCain never struck me as a religious zealot. Why do you say that?

ichiro it's obvious you wouldn't know a right-wingnut if he stuck his foot up your ass

I don't think he knows a religious zealot, either. Even McCain's adversaries never put that label on him. I've never heard his say or see him do anything that would make me call him that.

Goat do you ever sleep? Or do you work nights? I have worked night so long now I don't think I could function at a day job anymore.

Goat do you ever sleep? Or do you work nights?

I work nights my first week offshore (now) and workd days my second week. Then when I'm home, I never know. Sometimes I go to bed at 3:00 AM and get up at 9:00 AM. Sometimes I go to bed at 6:00 PM and get up at 2:00 AM.

But I'm like you. I've worked mostly nights in my life and I like it. One of the main reasons is that I am an amateur astronomer, so I have to be up nights to practice my hobby.

Quite often, the guy on 'C' crew wants to work days so I'll work both my offshore weeks at night. The only downfall is crew change. The helicopter gets here at 8:00 AM or so and it can be hard to travel after having worked the entire night.

I have done that a few times. The worst feeling is having to make a long drive after the night shift. I drove all the way to Dallas after working an 11-7 in El Paso. I was exhausted.

Look, McCain was pretty screwed no matter what he did. I mean, I actually liked him somewhat at the outset of the election (enough to consider him about 75% seriously after Obama won the Dem. nomination) but for the radical conservatives, they couldn't stand a moderate as their nominee (God forbid that someone who doesn't obsessively hold to one ridiculous ideal 24/7 get into power! He'll kill us all if he shows even the slightest departure from jerking off Reagan!). To my extreme distaste I watched as McCain sank into all that conservative bullshit, and finally put the icing on the cake by picking the most conservative little cutie-pie he could find to be his veep.
Basically he sold out his ideas to try and win, which failed him utterly.

I also loooove all the lunatics who are so quick to nail Obama when he hasn't even taken his affirmation yet! Lolwhut!? Usually one should wait until he actually begins to call the shots bigtime, and then look at the outcomes before we criticize. I mean, the amount of times I've heard and seen people express a desire for the country to fail under his regime, just so they could laugh at the Obama supporters is sickening! Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

You want to know who's judgement I trust more than pretty much everyone on DR, more than any pundit on TV, and certainly more than anyone in print?
Warren Buffet.

Although, at least we get to see Joe has picked up a few political tricks from his time on the trail. Palin/Plumber '12 perhaps?

"Small wonder the libs on the DR constantly dis her since they're obviously afraid of her."

Honestly, I am afraid of Palin. That woman represents all of the worst components of republican ideology: divisive in her approach ("real" America...), acid-tongued attacks that cloud the real issues, vacuous, ignorant of international affairs (the woman never left the country), opportunistic, single-focused in terms of foreign relations (our way or war), fundamentalist in her approach to spiritual belief (dinosaurs and mankind, anyone?), lying and flip-flopping to fit popular trends...man the list could go on and on and on but the main point is she just is not very fucking bright. It would be like Bush, but worse...

Though this profile will scare away many of the moderate or more "centered" electorate, it seems to galvanize the crazies to the far right. After her pathetic performance in this race, she still garners more support than any other republican. Add that to the usually impressive election machine that the republicans have and you've got a fucking hillbilly, fundy, ignorant wretch for President.

Consider this: with the incredible damage inflicted to the u.s. by the republicans in the past 8 years, it was still a close race. The Dems should have crushed and humiliated the repubs this go around, but they won by what? 7%?

Her chances at getting to penn. ave are good, and that is very scary.

I also loooove all the lunatics who are so quick to nail Obama when he hasn't even taken his affirmation yet! Lol whut!? Usually one should wait until he actually begins to call the shots bigtime, and then look at the outcomes before we criticize

That's a pattern with pissed off republicans.

They were pissed Clinton beat Bush 41, and started in on him before he'd taken the oath of office. Despite that, we had 22 million new jobs and a balanced budget at the end of his term to replace the recession he was handed.

Deja vu all over again - as Yogi Berra would say.

Yeah, right?
I am looking forward to the next few years, because you know that eery wingnut righty will still be prophesizing that Obama will kill us all, despite th fact that he's probably going to be a huge factor in digging our way out of the crises we face now.

In Buffet I trust.

I voted for Obama, having said that Senator Mccain is an American hero, "Joe The Bummer", is a piece of Dog Shit, an that is an insult to all the dogs in the world!!!! FUCK YOU JOE, GO FUCKING HOME YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

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