Actually, "tosser" means "chronic masturbator"
I know it means 'wanker' in Brit slang.
I am having non-stop orgasm.
Tosser, if you spend so much time, casting forth your seed upon the ground, what has become of your vaunted career as a sexual athlete, a man who satisfies so many women, a veritable Pakistani Casanova, who also is a gourmet extraordinaire.
Is it true that your have a business plan to open "The Menstrual Blood Cafe?" Are you experimenting with new dishes, testing various diets among your many amours, women who slaver at the prospect of being serviced by Tosser? Do the different diets give a particular taste to the menstural blood for the discriminating palate.
As Pakistan's foremost cunnilinguist, do you distinguish the taste of first day blood, second day blood, third day blood, etc.? Is there a difference such as with "extra virgin olive oil?" Or for example, a difference with the first squeeze of the grape? Oops. Sorry. Wrong question. You folks don't drink, do you?
So as Pakistan's gourmet cocksmith chef, have you devised new dishes for your countrymen featuring menstrual blood, which must be a particular delight for them.
I'm trying to figure out why you would want to be a wanker when you have so many women at your beck and call. You are not now so devoted to the area in which your expertise surpasses that of all others Tosser, that you are too busy dreinking, tasting, experimenting with variations of recipes, to engage in intercourse?
Why is it that a person as talented as yourself, who has achieved so much as the world's most talented menstrual blood chef, who has concocted dishes for his countryment to gorge themselves on, is distracted by martial activity. Aren't you a man, who would rather drink blood than shed it? What has happened to you Tosser?
I had you figured for an outstanding fellow, Tosser. But now you depict yourself as sort of a punkah boy standing aside providing service to your betters, rather than yourself being out in the bush engaged in the martial arts, attacking convoys instead of just being in the cheering section. Have you yourself ever been involved in combat, Tosser? Or is it all blow and no show. Wait. Sorry. Each man has a place in the world, and yours is gourmet chef with a specialty unrivaled elsewhere in the world. You have your niche. What a palate. What discriminating taste. Ecce homo.
