Don't worry, ladies.

Mine still works.

As does mine...I'm actually very potent-one doctor told not to even LOOK at a picture of a woman when I was horny-or I'd make her pregnant!
I asked him if that included women who couldn't get pregnant, and he said yes...;>0

Well Valerie Solanas would have been happy.

From her SCUM Manifesto:

"As for the issue of whether or not to continue to reproduce males, it doesn't follow that because the male, like disease, has always existed among us that he should continue to exist.

When genetic control is possible, and soon it will be, it goes without saying that we should produce only whole, complete beings, not physical defects of deficiencies, including emotional deficiencies, such as maleness. Just as the deliberate production of blind people would be highly immoral, so would be the deliberate production of emotional cripples."

Something tells me that there will not be too many "Save the Males" bumper stickers on arch-feminist bumpers.

Cheers

there will not be too many "Save the Males" bumper stickers

As long as we're able to produce income they'll keep us around to pay their bills.

Valerie has issues.

A good friend of mine was working on his PHD in Philosphy at MSU a few years back. He told the story of several what he called "Millitant Lesbians" taking root in the PHD program. They were very anti-male and gave money to cloning research as they were looking for the day when we could reproduce within males being involved at all.

I don't get where the hate comes from. I for one, love women.

Nice fake story, sawbones.

Males Going Extinct ?

I sure hope not. What a boring world it would be without with them.

No matter how much they can drive you nuts at times. lol

correction

"...be without with them."

delete: "with"

I sure hope not. What a boring world it would be without with them.

#8 | Posted by CalifChris

Who told you that Chris? I mean how would you know unless you're having a fling with the neighborhood illegal landscaper and that seems improbable on two fronts.

Just busting your ovaries CC.

Can't live with them. can't live without them.

Why Lord, why? Just tell them to quit talking so much.

So this is the reason for the pusssification of war.

Wait! The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

There is now a South Korean reconciliation program of some sort in progress. Some 100,000 Sourth Koreans suspected of being sympathetic to the Northern invaders, were summarily executed during that conflict as the flow of forces ebbed and flowed outside of the Pusan corridor.

Now there is a retrospective look at "the brutality." War is hell, and that's how you win them. The same "lack of restraint," carpet bombing, and other "atrocities, facilitated early victory for the Allies and the end of WWII. We have accepted so many restraints nowadays on the scope of what is combat and the zeal with which we try to destroy "our enemies" that we linger with unresolved conflicts strewing the landscape. The U.S. had "the power," and "the capability" to "win" confrontations from which we withdrew without a resolution in our favor because of undue restraint. Even Iraq has a half-baked outcome and deprives us of the fruits of victory, permanent bases, and priority access to oil under conditions we set, and an acknowledged submission to us as conquerors.

Is it the water? And the air? And the food? Are we being destroyed by chemical pollution? Seems so. But don't worry ladies. Evolutionary change will undoubtedly produce some mutants, who will "function" under these conditions and there will be some men such as Silver Ironist and FrankF55, who will still be able to "get it up," and also impregnate you." But for some time, there services will be rationed. Buy a lottery ticket and pray.

Damn, Johnson, that lottery thing is a great idea.

The line is around the corner already.

This makes sense.

I think a study should be done on the direct relationship between chemical pollution and the rise of the environmental movement, the PETA movement, the homophile movement, the anti-gun movement...et. al.

I think Johnson may be correct, but would go one step further. Perhaps chemical pollution has given rise to effete males and their wussy movements...to the wussification of the world.

"Perhaps chemical pollution has given rise to effete males and their wussy movements...to the wussification of the world."

#14 | Posted by TheoNebs at 2008-12-08 09:38 AM | Reply | Flag: Exhibit A

This explains why there are so many wimpy libs now.

"This explains why there are so many wimpy libs now."

#16 | Posted by fwthom at 2008-12-08 09:49 AM | Reply | Flag: Exhibit B

well one sure thing,

the chemical industry is not going to pay for this problem.

#17 | Posted by Hans at 2008-12-08 09:53 AM | Reply | Flagwimpy lib reference hits home with hans

"Is it the water? And the air? And the food?"

It's all that tofu, bean sprouts, quiche...and the latte and Perrier. There was an article in the news sometime back about how the vegetarians' brains are shrinking. I bet there is credible evidence their balls are too. Do you think they all sit down to pee? I bet doc_sarvis and DeadPud do.

"#17 | Posted by Hans at 2008-12-08 09:53 AM | Reply | Flagwimpy lib reference hits home with hans"

#19 | Posted by eberly at 2008-12-08 10:03 AM | Reply | Flag: Needs work

Yep keep feeding them kids that shit made from soy and you will keep on slowly destroying the male, also keep on giveing them children that hard bass tones in the stuff they call music and it will also have the same effect, ever seen a fat rock and roll star, not all from the drugs. So as a hunter, not for sport but for food ive learned something over the years, how can you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and dosnt die?

I wonder what would happen to me if I took too many of these chemicals?

Would I suddenly feel a strong urge to work in a Hair Salon, or maybe do Interior Decorating? Maybe strong urges to begin visiting the YMCA?

I certainly would appreciate a list of these chemicals to be published so I could stay the hell away from them!

Do you think they all sit down to pee? I bet...DeadPud do.

The MohrOnPud still wears diapers. He likes that squishy feeling as he waxes cute.

"I certainly would appreciate a list of these chemicals to be published so I could stay the hell away from them!"

#23 | Posted by TheoNebs at 2008-12-08 10:23 AM | Reply | Flag: Too late

But hey, in the meantime, more women for us guys!
Great success!

ever seen a fat rock and roll star,

Meatloaf, Mama Cass.....

On the bright side, chemicals in pesticides are creating more breast cancer, so we'll balance out a t some point. But there sure seems to be an uptick in gay Republicans and baptist ministers. How soon before some evanjihadist is caught with a gay hooker and claims it's because there's endocrine disrupters in the Focus on the Family newsletters?

Thats why there are so many QUEERS in California.

Well then, what explains Texas.

How many sons did Dubya and Cheney have?

And no, Mary Cheney doesn't count as a boy....

Asians have been eating Soy Beans and Tofu for thousands of years. How effeminate are Samurai warriors? Do they have a problem breeding in Asia?

Righties, shouldn't we let the market decide if you need a penis?

I thought all you flaming libs were girley men so it shouldn't mater to you.

Even more ominously for humanity, mammals have also been found to be widely affected.

Two-thirds of male Sitka black-tailed deer in Alaska have been found to have undescended testes and deformed antler growth,

And here, we all thought that was caused by Palin's voice.

And Sniper-for somebody who slavishly follows a male cheerleader who likes costumes, gay prostitutes and calling flowers "fabulous", you're mincing on pretty thin ice...

Well, you older fellows now have an explanation for your sex drives waning. It isn't aging. It isn't illness. It's the evil abounding in the world. It's Satan. Satan mind you.

Well, you older fellows now have an explanation for your sex drives waning. It isn't aging. It isn't illness. It's the evil abounding in the world. It's Satan. Satan mind you.

johnson, do you stutter or did you hit publish twice?

"Well, you older fellows now have an explanation for your sex drives waning. It isn't aging. It isn't illness. It's the evil abounding in the world. It's Satan. Satan mind you."

Posted by Johnson at 2008-12-08 03:00 PM

"No, the real reason is your tiny Johnson."

Posted by Mrs. Johnson at 2008-12-08 03:01 PM

This ranks up there with the "man-made" global warming scare. If so, why is there a population explosion and why does China regulate to one child. Talk about bogus science. As a scientist and engineer, I find their hypothesis, much less their results highly questionable. Also according to this website, nobody is permanently on Enzyte or Viagra.

This is one thread that is not all dicked up.

I wonder if there's a corelation between high smog levels over Los Angeles and heavy traffic at the YMCA?

"I wonder what would happen to me if I took too many of these chemicals?

Would I suddenly feel a strong urge to work in a Hair Salon, or maybe do Interior Decorating? Maybe strong urges to begin visiting the YMCA?

I certainly would appreciate a list of these chemicals to be published so I could stay the hell away from them!"

How brave of you to list all your greatest fears, Nibsy.

Speaking of "wussification" and "YMCA," what about the frequency at which that song is played at sporting events? Doesn't that seemed fucked up to all the brawny neanderthal non-pussified shitdicks?

Hey pinche, here's a reason to put the DDT away. Well, it's too late for you...

Dib,

The Asians are typically eating both less soy and fermented versions, not to mention non GMO beans. Fermentation breaks down the phytates and allows the body to absorb the nutrients that are otherwise unavailable. Excellent article on soy here:

Regime_Change,

Thanks for the link, I'll check it out....

I think that Disney and the "Jonas Brothers" contribute to the feminization of men more than these chemicals do.

OH..its the Chemicals!....it couldn't be the reconfiguation of our society. Na...just because it emasculated any male that took a stand.

It could not be due to the focus in schools on FEMALE issues (the stuff in the history books are now FULL of how different societies in the past treated women and then PAGES on women that did virtually ANYTHING ..there were more pages in my sons history text on Revolutionary War Women than on George Washington!)

And ..of course who could forget TV where every women's best friend is a GAY MALE.

Let's not forget the movies where every guy - that is an actual guy - is depicted as some angry clueless brute.

The Fagification of the US is underway....not that there is anything wrong with that...:)