Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Friday, December 05, 2008

Following yesterday's report on an additional $30,000 in "accessories" spending by Gov. Sarah Palin during the presidential campaign, her traveling makeup artist was paid $68,400 and her hair stylist received more than $42,000 for roughly two months of work, according to a new campaign finance report filed with the Federal Election Commission.

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Obama's fault!

Another hoax.

Another hoax.

#2 | Posted by MURPHY

Sure thing. It was even worse than that.

thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com


"Gov. Sarah Palin's traveling makeup artist was paid $68,400 and her hair stylist received more than $42,000 for roughly two months of work, according to a new campaign finance report filed with the Federal Election Commission."

By the way, the Report was filed by the campaign to the FEC. Do you REALLY think it is a hoax.

San,

Murphy does believe that it's a hoax. She's consumed the Mooseketeer Koolaid fully. I'm very happy to see those of her ilk staking the future of the Republic party on Sistah Stoopid.

At least her bill is paid. Hillary is still trying to get you folks to kitty up.

Oh my! And it looks like she forgot to keep the receipts so she could return the clothes after the campaign like she said she would...

shine.yahoo.com

"You know, you can call me a jerk for pointing this out, but it looks like Governor Sarah Palin has not made good on her promise to return the incredibly expensive wardrobe she wore on campaign trail. At least not the fancy jacket she had on today at a rally in Savannah, Georgia (which appears to be the exact same piece she donned on a campaign stop in Pennsylvania on October 18th).

Now, I realize this is super petty. But the woman said she was returning all of the clothes. She made it abundantly clear that this $150,000 wardrobe was not her property and that she would be donating anything she could still find to charity. So...what's up? I mean, I understand. I would want to keep the nice clothes too. I would think it's dumb that they have to go to charity and I might even hold onto them even after I said I'd give them away. But keeping clothes that aren't yours and not getting caught requires skill. It's like when I stole a sweater from my sister and made sure I never wore it when we were going to see each other. But, then, one time, I forgot that it was her sweater and she saw it and got completely pissed and I had to give it back. It's like that, except with $150,000 worth of clothes, fame, lots of cameras, and a public lie.
Hmmm."


LOL!


"She can have my stylist's number." - John Edwards

Sometimes you just have to call a dumbfuck move a dumbfuck move.
What is it with repubs and pols in general that makes them think this kind of crap won't get noticed...and damn well should get noticed.
Like experience is nothing to go by...ie..Edwards haircuts .
I think Sarah was more than likely going with the flow....caught up in what people told her she had to do and what she had to be.

I want to make myself available as a consultant...run it by me and some of my friends.

Sarah...just be normal.

Dole...for cripesakes...what was with that woman wailing "There is no God" in that ad.

Lowes 2007 Holiday Tree sales paper...I emailed an acquaintance in the ad dept...
" BIG MISTAKE!"...she said "why?". We know how that ended.

Seriously ...just call me next time folks.

Kerrin57,

You may be on to something there. You can advise those from the right, I'll handle those on the left. We could probably get a president elected with our brain trust.

Dear god, you fucking people need to get a grip.

So the current totals are:

$180,000 for clothes for the Palin's.
$110,000 for hair and makeup for Sarah! for the two months.

$290,000. Sweet!

and wasnt it blowjob billy whose plan sat on a runway while he got a 500 dollar blowjob..

I mean...a haircut

(come on boys, you KNOW that was funny)

my point

whats the problem
we pay people multiple millions of dollars to throw and catch balls for our enjoyment.......so whats the big deal

OH I KNOW>..........it was sarah and shes got an "R" after her name

Ok, Ok, BL2. We get it. You don't see anything wrong with a candidate spending $290,000 on clothes, hair, and makeup in a terrible economy where people are losing their homes, investments, and savings right and left and you will defend and deflect to the death... because "shes got an 'R' after her name.

"You don't see anything wrong with a candidate spending $290,000 on clothes, hair, and makeup in a terrible economy where people are losing their homes, investments, and savings right and left"

Was the money taken from any of these people against their will? Guess what - the money you gave to Obama probably paid for his secretary's lunch. Deal with it.

Guess what - the money you gave to Obama probably paid for his secretary's lunch.

#14 | Posted by JOE


If she ate a $290,000 lunch then I'm pissed.

Well, considering he spent almost $5,000,000 on "supplies, equipment and furniture" I suppose you could throw some paper clips and a chair in there as well. The point, however, is that neither you nor any Republican donor knew where their money was going, and that none of this has anything to do with the current economic crisis.

BTW, is your name Norman Hsu? How did you get around the contribution limits?

"The point, however, is that neither you nor any Republican donor knew where their money was going..."

Thats true. But you may have forgotten that it was RNC bigwigs, and major GOP donors who raised the biggest stink over this. The rest of us just thought it was another joke in the continuing saga.


Ok, Ok, BL2. We get it. You don't see anything wrong with a candidate spending $290,000 on clothes, hair, and makeup in a terrible economy where people are losing their homes, investments, and savings right and left and you will defend and deflect to the death... because "shes got an 'R' after her name.

#13 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue


I think there is plenty wrong with it.
but its "WRONGER" when the left makes a big stink about it and tries to forget about the things like this 'thier' people have done and the excesses that we put up with in other parts of our society and life

SHIT>..that was WAYYYYYYYYYY to heavy for today

"it was RNC bigwigs, and major GOP donors who raised the biggest stink over this."

Really? I never heard anyone bleating about it other than the sheep on this site.

JOE>>>NICELY DONE

howard hsu

ANOTHER liberal 'contributor' who the left just 'happens' to forget about

Funny thing is that the embalmer and other funeral home staff who followed McCain around and constantly touched up his make-up in order to make him seem, you know, life-like, cost even more than this.

However if you add in the cost of the photo-shoppers who were hired to constantly remove Palin's li'l mousache from her cover shot pics it all pretty much evened up.

/Yes, enjoying this, thanx fer askin' ^_^

Be Well.

ANOTHER liberal 'contributor' who the left just 'happens' to forget about

#21 | Posted by bushlovertwo

1. Nobody forgot about Hsu. He did illegal things and got punished for it. Good.

2. Were we discussing illegal contributions?

Ok, Ok, BL2. We get it. You don't see anything wrong with a candidate spending $290,000 on clothes, hair, and makeup in a terrible economy where people are losing their homes, investments, and savings right and left and you will defend and deflect to the death... because "shes got an 'R' after her name.


People are losing their homes because they bought houses they couldn't afford. It is their own damn faulty. As far as investments go, perhaps they should sell if they can't take the heat. I heard Wynn has some great progressive slots in Vegas

"You don't see anything wrong with a candidate spending $290,000 on clothes, hair, and makeup in a terrible economy"


Hmmm... sorta like spending a billion would be .

"At least her bill is paid. Hillary is still trying to get you folks to kitty up.
#5 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-12-05 11:08 AM | Reply"

To be more accurate: "At least her bill is paid BY A TAXPAYER'S (PUBLICLY-FUNDED) campaign."


"2. Were we discussing illegal contributions?"

Yes - how did you contribute $290,000 to Obama's campaign?

Of course you know I didn't say that, and your attempt to insinuate it was especially lame.

The Republican version of an economic stimulus package!

how much did she spend on news publications?

the cost of lipstick on a pig

To be more accurate: "At least her bill is paid BY A TAXPAYER'S (PUBLICLY-FUNDED) campaign."

#26 | Posted by TrueBlue

Dems the rules.

You don't see anything wrong with a candidate spending $290,000 on clothes, hair, and makeup in a terrible economy where people are losing their homes, investments, and savings right and left and you will defend and deflect to the death... because "shes got an 'R' after her name.

#13 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue


Oh PLEASE! Obama spent a record amount in the multi-millions on his campaign. This is pennies when you're talking millions of dollars. How could Obama spend all that money when so many people are hurting? Give me a frickin break.

How could Obama spend all that money when so many people are hurting? Give me a frickin break.

EVERLONG

His money came from people like me who decided to donate. McCain's money came from the U.S. Taxpayers.

Oh PLEASE! Obama spent a record amount in the multi-millions on his campaign. This is pennies when you're talking millions of dollars. How could Obama spend all that money when so many people are hurting? Give me a frickin break.

#33 | Posted by everlong


So? If there were a story and evidence of Obama spending recklessly I would be pissed about how he used my money.

Just because people gave their money of their own free will doesn't mean there isn't an obligation to be responsible stewards of that money.

Why is it so hard to just say - hey, they screwed this up - instead of playing the "well somebody else, somewhere, sometime did something too" game?

Your gang seems all too willing to accuse the left of deflecting like that, but you are apparently not capable of self-examination.

That's the point, Sanan, who's to say that the GOP spent the money recklessly? She needed the stylist and makeup person or they wouldn't have gotten them. And those people are not cheap when you talk about taking them away from the work for two months.

That's the point, Sanan, who's to say that the GOP spent the money recklessly? She needed the stylist and makeup person or they wouldn't have gotten them.

#36 | Posted by everlong


OK. If you say so.

BTW, is your name Norman Hsu? How did you get around the contribution limits?

Ask McToast, he knows Hau. He ever return THAT offshore donation?
Or ask the Rothchilds in London. McToast almost got away with that little scam too.

And Kerrin-good luck in your new career. Just remember that API is there for you, any time you need them.

And Kerrin-good luck in your new career

Will he only be making license plates for NY state residents?

"Sarah...just be normal."

Considering Palin's conduct to date, you may be asking something she's incapable of.


At least her bill is paid.
~ WISGOD


Yes Indeed By The Sugar Daddy

I still can't believe they put lipstick on that PIG!

She should get a refund because. Her hair looks like it was styled at Walmart.

She is being exposed as an empty headed spokesmodel
who is trying to pass her dim self off as a leader.

You follow her Murph, BLT, et al.

We already know what type of leader you gravitate to..

"We already know what type of leader you gravitate to..

Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2008-12-05 09:44 PM "


Well, there is that!

And how many of you would complain if she didn't have her hair nice. What a shameful sexist hypocritical nation.

Mear pennies when compared to the 700 billion taxpayer dollars the government is spending in the financial bailout. I heard it will be 7 trillion before it is all said and done. This weekend Congress is also spending another 15 to 20 billion on a Big Three bailout. Who's next? Maybe Sarah should get in line for a bailout. You all are wasting you time on this little stuff just like the Allegheny County (S.W.Pennsylvania) 10% drink tax. The locals are going crazy over this small tax but I don't hear many people grumbling about the bailout billions son to be trillions. Time to prioritize!!!

And how many of you would complain if she didn't have her hair nice.

#46 | Posted by shyeager

Super Cuts does a great job for $12... $16 with a shampoo.

I don't hear many people grumbling about the bailout billions son to be trillions.

The commitments are already into the trillions.

That was to save banks and brokerage firms though.

$34 for the American auto industry to save millions of jobs. Oh, no !!!

I'm wondering whey we just don't buy them. GM's current market valuation is only 3 billion, isn't it?

hello? we're talking tax dollars here... one and the same that go to the right's hated social safety net. NOT baseball tickets or campaign CONTRIBUTIONS. remember that so-called broken promise of obama's that left mcjerk on the financial curb? sure you do.

"lipstick on a pig" has never been more apropos in a political discussion. hmm... actually it isn't nearly strong enough.

i'd like to have some healthcare please, pigs!


the GOP (donations) paid for the clothes, etc. the CAMPAIGN (public tax dollars) paid for the makeup/stylist/lipstick.

The 'donations' for the clothes were reimbursed by the campaign - by law

can she see russia through the mascara???

McCain Spent $110,000 on Palin's Stylists

And the republican righties still think mccain would be better in fiduciary duty than obama.

Just have to wonder how anyone thinks that the republicans are good care takers of our money, just have to truely wonder.

Yet the republican hypocrits blasted edwards about a 4000 dollar haircut.

Moneywar-
It was a $400 haircut. Gives some perspective to it, doesn't it?

The only thing I find slightly interesting about all the money spent on packaging Palin is how Republicans have attacked things like Kerry, Edwards for haircuts and Michelle Obama's ring. The money spent on Palin makes those other things look like a bargain. Just more hypocrisy from the people who have made it an art form.

Overall, I don't care how much they spent to package any of them. Hundreds of millions are spent on these campaigns. It's marketing, and packaging the candidate is just part of that. They probably spend as much on the lighting in the commercials just right as they do on clothing.

They probably spend as much on the lighting in the commercials just right as they do on clothing.

Obama spent 3 million on 1/2 hour information TV ad and reached over 33 million people, 10 cents a person is pretty good.

Psst - GOPers - all that money you spent trying to make a silk purse out of that - whatever? Hint: It didn't work! LOL! Yeah, she's some soccer mom! Every soccer Mom I know runs around dressed to the teeth in designer original suits and spends thousands of dollars on stylists! Reality calling the GOP! Reality calling the GOP! Come in, GOP!


The 'donations' for the clothes were reimbursed by the campaign - by law

#52 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at


and so why arent we concerned about the clothes that hillary was GIVEN by beautiques on rodeo drive.
is it because noone wants to talk about those hideous pant suits?

again.......lets refer to the zogby poll.
a majority of people who supported obama didnt know facts about his past such as the way he first got elected or they didnt know who tony rezko was,
but they knew all about palin wearing these expensive clothes
and whats wrong with THAT picture


and you might question my remark that the 'majority of obama supporters' line but isnt that the way polls work. they ask 500 people about bush and if most of them dont like him then most americans dont like him or is that DIFFERENT because of the result.

oh dawnglo

you made a funny comment about pigs and ears.
good for you honey


now lets look at this.
before all of this I dont believe she wore anything close to this kind of stuff. seems to me this was all the idea of campaign people who screwed the pooch on this one from a PR side.
and can we find out how much obamas suits costs>?

or is that 'forbotten'..............

hey dont get me wrong.
I thought that all sounded out of line from the git go


but I also know FROM EXPERIENCE how expensive womens shit is too..........or should I say..
overpriced

BLT-
In your survey, how many people knew that McCain was a serial adulterer who eventually dumped his crippled wife and children to marry a beer heiress?

BLT-
Did these same voters know McCain's first wife's name? But, I bet they knew he was a war hero...

"By the way, the Report was filed by the campaign to the FEC." #3 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

Obama set his donations up so he wouldn't have to report where he received or spent 3/4 of a billion dollars. Out of sight, out of mind unless you are Bush because he is the secretive one.


BLT-
In your survey, how many people knew that McCain was a serial adulterer who eventually dumped his crippled wife and children to marry a beer heiress?

#62 | Posted by BetelG at


it wasnt my survey because my survey shows that a majority of people in this country still believe that the constitution talks about a seperation of the church and state..........


and of course we knew he was a hero and we heard about it all the time. why shoudnt we have heard about it
max cleland isnt the only person who sacrificed for his country.
and now I will end this post as I have veared a direction that I dont know how to get out of

LOL

KBM-
re: "Obama set his donations up so he wouldn't have to report where he received or spent 3/4 of a billion dollars."


Wow! That's quite something. You're saying that Obama raised and spent "3/4 of a billion dollars" without any disclosure. Awfully impressive, you fuckpile of stupidity.

come on betel....you know as much as anyone about all of the tracking inconsistantcies from the obama campaign.........kbm's comment isnt a stretch at all

BLT-
re: ".kbm's comment isnt a stretch at all"

For bullshit, no.


(I can only guess that's the ballpark you were bullshitting in.)

"...kbm's comment isnt a stretch at all...

Then he(her?) shouldn't have any problem linking us to some damning iron-clad corroboration. Freepers? Little Green Footballs? Limpdoodle? Spamity? You know, any little tidbit from wherever their font of talking points comes from would be a good starting point.

In St. Sarah's defense, I have some considerable second-hand knowledge about what it takes to constantly appear "presentable" on national television. A-list celebrities shell a lot more on creating and maintaining a "look" than you fly over hicks could ever dream of, so a meager $150k over the couple of months she haunted us is not that surprising.

I still say they missed a bet not putting her in a cat suit and 6" heels. Some guys like 'em built like Barker Loungers.

I still say they missed a bet not putting her in a cat suit and 6" heels.

Hmmmm catsuits!

Spud's a fan.

Not of Sarah, of course.

She's well past her best before date.

Here's a little fun thing Spud found on the intrawebs after putting the words "Sarah Palin and Catsuit" into teh googles.

Sarah Palin Quote Generator.

palinquotes.sillycloud.com

Be Well.

Another hoax.

#2 | Posted by MURPHY

You lied but you won't apologize.

You can't ever be taken seriously again.

Uhh, Obama spent 750,000,000.00 to get elected to a job that pays $400,000. a year. That 3/4 of a billion dollars. Yet, liberals are worried about a couple of pricey hair cuts.

No wonder democrats can't balance a budget.

No wonder democrats can't balance a budget.

The last time it WAS balanced we had a Democrat President.

Since the GOP Congress/WH we've had record deficits, debt, and grown the government 45% in size.

Man, you ARE buzzed, eh? LOL

but....but....but....but John Edwards got a $400 Haircut!!!

Let the bimbo keep the wardrobe.

Consider it a parting gift Sarah!

Good bye and good riddance!

p.s. Thank you.

Over 300 G's and She STILL looked like a Country Bumpkin. Unfuckingbelievable.

Larry

Over 30 days, and they're STILL talking about her wardrobe. Unfuckingbelievable.

You know what else is unfuckingbelievable? That there are actually idiots out there who think that nothing was spent on Obama's appearance. LOL

Over 300 G's and She STILL looked like a Country Bumpkin

You're one of the very ew who think so, Larry. By most standards she is quite an attractive lady -- at least to those who aren't blinded by her politics which you apparently are.

The DNC and Obama campaign spent nothing on Barack Obama, Michelle Obama or Joe Biden's wardrobe. Obama paid for it himself and thus does not need to disclose the amount.

"By most standards she is quite an attractive lady"

If you're into bubblehead bimbos.

Perhaps not wardrobe, but I said appearance.

I was reading an article by a speech therapist. She said it was amazing how quickly Obama dropped the 'hesitational stutter' (translation, all the ers and uhs) She said that would be very difficult if not impossible to do in such a short time without intensive professional speech therapy.

She did not go into costs, but I wouldn't imagine anyone would provide that service for free.

As far as wardrobe, it doesn't matter where the money came from -- money was spent on it. It doesn't matter if it was disclosed or not. Yes, people do indeed spend money on their wardrobes. And any of us who are or have been married know that a female's wardrobe is disproportionately higher than a male's.

"If you're into bubblehead bimbos."

That's b-i-m-b-o-e-s.
~James Danforth "You Can Call Me Dan The Man" Quayle

If you're into bubblehead bimbos.

As I said, doc -- if you look past the politics. You, too, seem to have that glazed over blinded by your political party look in your eyes.

"As I said, doc -- if you look past the politics."

I know what you said.
I did.
And she's still a bubbleheaded bimbo.
She gets your toes tapping?
Have a nice time.
Me?
Nope, sorry, hardly, never, yep, you betcha.

And she's still a bubbleheaded bimbo.

Perhaps. But a good looking one.

Michelle Obama has been on several TV shows like The View talking about her wardrobe. Average cost per outfit she's worn throughout her business life and during the campaign: $150 excluding shoes.

It is a moot point to be talking about Palin's wardrobe at this point, but the total has just been disclosed as per campaign reporting requirements, so it's not as though this was dragged up from 2 months ago. The point is she went hog wild when those who sent her to buy cloths had no idea she would. Campaign donors who fronted the money were flabbergasted.

She's back in Alaska keeping an eye on Russia. Good.

"Perhaps. But a good looking one."

I see your point. Just not my type. I mean, what would the conversation be like? (I visualize you, Goat, laughing, "Who said anything about 'conversation'?")

Average cost per outfit she's worn throughout her business life and during the campaign: $150 excluding shoes.

Probably about what Palin's spouse spent on his clothes.

I'm feeling kind of bubbleheaded myself. Up way too late.

Buenas noches or buenos das as the case may be

Que tengas un buen da

I mean, what would the conversation be like?

When I see pictures of attractive women, I usually don't try to converse them. I limit repartee to those present in flesh and blood

GOATMAN

Palin's kind of hairless for you isn't she?

Admit it. This one is more your type. :

www.sassygoatmilksoap.com

(I shouldn't have posted that pic as you're getting close to heading to your cabin *grin*)

Depends on what the teets are like. *grin*

Depends on what the teets are like. *grin*

Man, they shrink wrap those pics. You have to pony up .

This one has some big jugs:

z.hubpages.com

Now that's what I'm talking about!

I won't udder a word about your having seen that one.

Here's one last pic for you. I know those filters can be a doozy, so I'm glad to help out:

www.crakerfarm.co.uk

GOATMAN: "I'm gonna need 1.50's by morning"

"When I see pictures of attractive women, I usually don't try to converse them. I limit repartee to those present in flesh and blood"

Nor I.
Goat, you're the one who was talking about Palin as if she's anything other than pixiles on a screen.

Goat, you're the one who was talking about Palin as if she's anything other than pixiles on a screen

???

When? Where? Are you hitting the bottle this early, or have you joined the "let's put words into goatman's mouth" club?

I despise liars. Grow up, doc.

Hey, DOC

Have a good day buddy

Now that's what I'm talking about!

GOATMAN

Make sure they have stronger goggles before opening that last pic. I feel like Larry Flynt LOL

You have a good day too, GOATMAN

President Obama

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know that boob, AU!

Obama still wasted 3/4 of a billion dollars buying this election.

Nothing Sarah Palin has done could compare to that kind of waste and extravagance.


Hey, DOC
Have a good day buddy


And you as well, AU!

DOC

Thanks!

Watch out for Zeros!!!

BTW Great book I read several years ago about Pearl Harbor, "At Dawn We Slept". Considered the definitive study. Includes interviews with dozens of major players from both sides including General Green and Yamamoto.

Just an FYI if that sound interesting since this is Pearl Harbor Day.

Have yourself a great day, DOC.

Goat, you're the one who was talking about Palin as if she's anything other than pixiles on a screen
???
When? Where? Are you hitting the bottle this early, or have you joined the "let's put words into goatman's mouth" club?
I despise liars. Grow up, doc.
#100 | Posted by goatman

"By most standards she is quite an attractive lady...
#79 | Posted by goatman"

Q.E.D.

Quelle dumbass.


"BTW Great book"

I've only skimmed it, but people who know a hell of a lot more about WW2 than I do have told me it's the definitive work.

Don't know about that Yamamoto interview, though. He was blasted out of the sky over the Pacific during the war. Genda and Fuchida, et. al., maybe.

"By most standards she is quite an attractive lady

???

Yes? Where did I say anything about her except being attractive? ANything on brains in that statement or elsewhere from me? Doc, you gotta get better at deflections. That is one of the weakest I've ever seen.

Not far from liars on the despicable list are those who can't admit they are one. But I guess being dishonest with one's self is just another form of lying.

Your turn. Squirm, spin, and deflect for us please.

Goat, you're arguing with the voices in your own head.

"But I guess being dishonest with one's self is just another form of lying."

Exactly.

Quelle pathetique dumbass.

DOC

You're right. It's been several years since I read it. He interviewed a lot of the Japanese flag officers. Names escape me. Does Nagumu ring a bell?

In any case, he interviewed hundreds on both sides from Japanese headquarters, the Pentagon, flight officers, the list is endless.

I recall reading in the forward it was an abridgment of 13 total volumes.

One of the best history books I can ever recall reading. The intricacy of detail and details of the attack were astounding for a history buff like myself.

It was several hundred pages long

OK, I'm leaving the Zero lookout to you two LOL

Later

I'll let Cuba Gooding wack Nanny Goat's ass. Take care, AU.

Goat, you're arguing with the voices in your own head.

"But I guess being dishonest with one's self is just another form of lying."

Exactly.

Quelle pathetique dumbass.

So show me where I was speaking about anything bu her being attractive. You can't? Of course not!

How pitiful you are, doc. Funny, but in a very pitiful an pathetic way. You lied, you can't prove otherwise, so you try to call me pathetic. Unreal. I wouldn't believe it unless I saw it with my own eyes. LOL

"So show me where I was speaking about anything bu her being attractive. You can't? Of course not!"

Again, you're arguing with yourself, dumbass.

You said she's attractive. I said yeah, if you're into bubblehead bimbos. I cast doubt on what a conversation with her would be like. You yammered on some more. I said, "you're the one who was talking about Palin as if she's anything other than pixiles on a screen." And you were off to the races, frothing, hurling charges of being a "liar." I guess I must've hit close to home. Are you really that into pixilated romance, Goat? I don't kmow what extremely thorny burr you've bog up you ass this morning but you're so completely full of shit you've become a silly, sad caricature of your normal sad sack self.

Keep arguing with yourself, Cabron, but I'll not waste any more time with you. Perhaps when your flow is finished and the moon moves into another phase you'll come back to earth. Otherwise, slap on another tampon and hope for the best.

you're the one who was talking about Palin as if she's anything other than pixiles on a screen

No I didn't (if I did, show me where.) Which makes you a liar. I only talked about her being attractive. Nothing else.

Thank you. LOL

Still at it, eh, Doc? Doesn't that Mickey Mouse Pee-Aitch-Dee qualify you for something more than tirades on the DR? I thought you'd be back in the halls of academe somewhere solving all the problems of the world, but no, you're here on the DR all the time acting like DeadPud. At least he can present his tirades in the third person or some childish form of poetry for our entertainment. YOU can't even do that. Siiiighh...probably just another DR commando making claims of education, intelligence, experience and all that. I suspect, in reality, you're some home-bound, unemployed, bitter prick who has no company and has to take out all his frustrations on his keyboard...LOL.

Thank you.
#116 | Posted by goatman

You're welcome. It was a pleasure bringing you up to speed. No charge.


home-bound, unemployed, bitter prick who has no company and has to take out all his frustrations on his keyboard
#117 | Posted by jestgettinalong

Good boy. You're starting to show some encouraging signs of self-awareness.

Doesn't that Mickey Mouse Pee-Aitch-Dee

He has a PhD? I thought he just named himself after one of the 7 dwarfs. I mean, would a real doctor have to call himself one in a milieu of anonymous bloggers? That sort of stuff shines through without being told. "doc"sarvis acts like anything but. Grumpy or Dopey would be a better monicker. Doc indeed.

"Good boy. You're starting to show some encouraging signs of self-awareness."

Awww, Doc...that's pathetic. Can't you come up with a retort worthy of all that education you claim. How do you expect to keep me interested in discourse when all you have is weak shit like that? Call me some names in Latin...or Spanish...like you do Goatman at least.


You're welcome. It was a pleasure bringing you up to speed. No charge.

???

I was up to speed with your first post, 'doc'. It didn't take that long to figure out you were lying. I knew what I said, after all!

And if I wasn't, your failure to provide my post that substantiated your claim claim would have.

Cabron for sure.

Cabron for sure.

When a person has just proven himself a liar, once can't really take anything else he says seriously, either, "doc". LOL

"I was up to speed with your first post, 'doc'"

You're not even up to speed yet, Cabron.

That you're unaware your judgment about Palin's "attractiveness" is based on your exposure to pixilated "reality" speaks volumes about your inability to discern between that form of "reality" and reality itself. That doesn't make me a liar. But it does show you to be a fool.

That you're unaware your judgment about Palin's "attractiveness" is based on your exposure to pixilated "reality" speaks volumes about your inability to discern between that form of "reality" and reality itself.

Your telling of falsehoods and continual spinning and deflecting in a weak attempt to convice yourself (and only yourself -- the rest of us can read what really happened here) speaks volumes about yourself, my little lying "doc". LOL

"Cabron for sure."

Doc, Doc, Doc...I'm SOOOooo disappointed. I believe Goatman is a widower, making it impossible for him to be a cabron. That is, of course, unless you don't know the meaning of the word. But then, that would be impossible what with your superior education and all....right?

"my little lying "doc". LOL"

Goatman is right...Doc doesn't deserve the capitalized title of, "Doc." Henceforth, he shall be known as, "doc." LOL...now I'll forever have a mental picture of the appropriate dwarf whenever I see him on the DR...LOL.

"Doc", I'm actually starting to feel sorry for you. It is really quite pathetic watching you in action here. Being the compassionate guy that I am, I'm going to turn you loose. No need in my continuing to ask you to prove your statement and you having to embarrisngly respond with anything but that proof. I realize it is you who is making a fool of himself, but I really do feel embarassed for you. My goodwill and compassion smiles on you. The tell me, "Let the liar be".

Later, "doc"

"Your telling of falsehoods
#125 | Posted by goatman"

WTF are you talking about, you poor, delusional imbecile? Your perceptions of Palin are based on pixiles, unless you've met her (something you've not indicated).

"with your superior education and all
#126 | Posted by jestgettinalong"

Oh, gawd, Banjo Boy still yammering on. I was asked about my degree, answered truthfully, and you've been in a tizzy ever since. Christ, send in a matchbook and get yourself a faux degree if it'll make you feel any better. Or print this out---www.grouchyoldcripple.com---and hang it in your sty.

Such a pair of pathetic, joined-at-the-hip whiners.

"Oh, gawd, Banjo Boy still yammering on."

Oh oh...Is that a sly reference to "Deliverance," doc? Why do you always seem to always get around to subject of alternate sexual preferances? Is it that you are perhaps a maricon? Or...are you seeking a part in the sequel to "Brokeback Mountain" along with Danforth?

Back on your gay thang again, eh, Banjo Boy?

You want an eddycashun? Here, print this out---www.nd-center.com see if it qualifies you to dislodge your head from your ass.

"Not far from liars on the despicable list are those who can't admit they are one. But I guess being dishonest with one's self is just another form of lying."

I have always been impressed by the integrity of even a self-proclaimed "teenager"

You know what 4get it........

I APOLOGIZE ......

I AM GONE......

And again I am a teenager.....My name is Miguel, I go to Hoover high School, HR Room 286, Mr. Garcia. I take two buses to get to school, the 81 and tha 181. if you are familiar with the area. Im gone for good. Goodbye.

Posted by teenager at 2005-09-30 03:00 PM

Imagine that! "I AM GONE......" and "Im gone for good" (Damn! That sounds familiar!).

A a self-proclaimed "teenager" announcing that he's gone, "for good" and was, in 101's words, a man of your word.

Impressive.

Hans

"Christ, send in a matchbook and get yourself a faux degree if it'll make you feel any better."

Hmmmm....kinda confirms my suspicions, doc. I didn't know that possibility existed...but obviously YOU do.

"Here, print this out---www.nd-center.com"

Can't you be original, doc? Do you have to rely on copy/paste from the internet to make a retort that isn't completely boooooring?

"I'll let Cuba Gooding wack Nanny Goat's ass."

You're in top form this morning, Doc!

Hans

I thought the quick-trigger "liar" charge sounded familiar.

Thanks, Hans.

"Thanks, Hans."

My pleasure, Doc.

Hans

"I didn't know that possibility existed"

Quelle sooprise, Banjo Boy.

"I didn't know that possibility existed"

#133 | Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-12-07 09:25 AM | Reply | Flag: Understandable

"Quelle sooprise, Banjo Boy."

Yaaaawwn...sad, doc, really sad. You and your little butt-buddy, Hans, need to sit at the feet of the great DeadPud for many more hours, learning original thought and real writing/speaking skills before you will be able to hold anyone's interest for more than a few minutes on the DR. I'll leave you, Hans and Gretel to play with each other now.

That's right, Banjo Boy, you just run along now.

"before you will be able to hold anyone's interest for more than a few minutes on the DR."

#139 | Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-12-07 09:47 AM

#117 | Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-12-07 08:27 AM
08:27am until 09:47am would be most people's idea of "more than a few minutes".

In this case, Doc held jest's attention for 80 minutes, to be exact.

;0)

Hans

Hans-

It's called a Remedial Improving Attention Span Exercise.

LOL

"It's called a Remedial Improving Attention Span Exercise."

LOL! is right, Doc.

Hans

When the Civil War starts in this country will it be legal to kill bleeding heart liberals or do we only get to send them to re-education camps?

"When the Civil War starts in this country will it be legal to kill bleeding heart liberals or do we only get to send them to re-education camps?"

We're in charge now. It is you who will be sent to our re-education camps.

You're either with us or against us.

Get packing.

Hans

The majority of this country is center right, not bleeding heart, gay loving, negro loving, White hating leftist, communist bleeding heart pigs.

Morning, Fnord.

Actually America is a center left country.

Yer regressive kin are America's past, the liberal progressives are America's future.

Yer estimates of the amount of mouth-breathing, immoral, willfully ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, pseudo patriotical, neo-fascist Rtards that exist are grossly over-exagerated.

Now Spud's gots a question fer yas:

When you speak out loud... can you actually taste the FAIL?

Spud always wondered.

Still, that's some mighty fine trolling ya did there.

Spud gives it a 7/10.

Be Well.

us normal people

~Bubba McPointyhat

Normal?

This word...

You keep using this word...

^_^

Be Well.

Bleeding heart liberals are only a small percentage of the population. You always have been and you always will be.

#146 | Posted by NonPCPerson at 2008-12-07 01:08 PM

Viva mcgramps/palin!

oops.

You bleeding heart idiots are hiliarious. You point to the defeat of McGramps and Bush and you think the country has turned in your favor.

Let me tell you something very clearly. There is NOTHING Conservative or Republican about either of those two morons. If anything, McGramps and Bush are liberal dumbocrats.

Be patient...The true Conservatives and Republicans will be back in time for the next election and once again you jibbering dumbfukk bleeding heart liberals will be crying again.

You bleeding heart idiots are hiliarious. You point to the defeat of McGramps and Bush and you think the country has turned in your favor.


didn't realize we beat grampy and dopey.

i thought it was grampy and the bimbo.

McGramps and Bush

~PropH8er

didn't realize we beat grampy and dopey.

i thought it was grampy and the bimbo.

~HDTV

In H8ers defense, by "Bush" Spud imagines that he was refurring to the greying fur on Scary Failin' nether regions there.

Although, to be technically correct that would still be a miosnomer cos part of that 110,000 was spent on a Brazilian Wax Job.

^_^

Speaking of Grampy and Bimbo...

OH SO OBLIGATORY!

/S'rsly, any excuse to post that pic Spud will seize upon.
//Carpe Dimbulb

Be Well.

"...McGramps and Bush are liberal dumbocrats....you jibbering dumbfukk bleeding heart liberals will be crying again."

It almost makes one feel sorry for him. Almost. I would suggest he offer a couple of novenas to St. Sarah.

And Mr. "Live in the Now" Hans comes running to the side of the liar. Figures. Hypocrite, liar -- not much difference.

What a surpprise.

I hope my life never becomes so trivial that I have enhance it by downloading blogs onto my hard drive.

BLT - What, Palin couldn't have said "Hey guys, this isn't what I stand for. This isn't me! Let me just wear my own clothes for goodness sake! I'm the governor of Alaska, of course I have nice business suits!" And how much did she have to spend to dress Trig for crying out loud? He's a BABY! You can buy sleepers at WalMart for $5 that are very cute! What, the people in her audiences were going to ask to look at price tags? The whole thing was outrageous from the get-go and the ultimate irony was that she campaigned as an "Average Joe Six-Pack". Sorry - that pig didn't have wings and didn't fly anywhere. (Catch the pig reference again? LOL!)

The true Conservatives and Republicans
#151 | Posted by NonPCPerson

You've got to love how they eat their young.

ROTFLMAO

.when a White person tells the truth about negroes...all you negro lovers
#148 | Posted by NonPCPerson

What's a "White person"?
What are "negroes"?
What's a "negro lover"?

"The true Conservatives and Republicans ..."

Like smokestacks on the moon... only in your imagination.

Hans

Based on what I've seen, they sure as hell didn't get their moneys worth!

"The majority of this country is center right, not bleeding heart, gay loving, negro loving, White hating leftist, communist bleeding heart pigs."

Dear NONIQPERSON: and you know this...how?

What exactly is "bleeding heart," "gay loving," "negro loving," and "white hating," Mr. Bo Jingoism?

I hope my life never becomes so trivial...
#155 | Posted by goatman

It did, Cabron, a long, long time ago.

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