*cold shoulder*

They shouldn't have used Mapquest for navigation.

I'm sure everything is under control but still it has to be very frightening to any passenger that ever saw Titanic.
I wonder, is that horn going off, over and over....
aaaaooooo aaaaaooooo aaaaaooooo

If you hear a string quartet start playing you're screwed.

Antartica? buy why?

You can only go so far south before it stops getting warmer.

All ashore who's going ashore!

At least the weather is good. It's almost summer down there, and sometimes the temperatures can soar to 0 or even higher. Why do you think the penguins pack the beaches this time of year?

Just sit right back & you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port aboard this fucked up ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave & sure.
75 hundred passengers set sail that day for a three week tour,
A three week tour.

All those melting glaciers were supposed to RAISE the sea level, not make it go down.

Where's Zat?

Where's Zat?

Swimming.

All those melting glaciers were supposed to RAISE the sea level, not make it go down.

#9 | Posted by vernon at 2008-12-04 11:39 PM

This person actually thinks that the ship ran aground because the sea level is "down". How sad.

How sad.

#11 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2008-12-05 12:30 AM | Reply

Humor is an important indicator of intelligence.

Or not.

How sad.

Humor is an important indicator of intelligence.

Or not.

How sad.

#12 | Posted by vernon at 2008-12-05 03:33 AM

the humorous part is that you weren't trying to be funny verm.

"All those melting glaciers were supposed to RAISE the sea level, not make it go down.'

#9 | Posted by vernon at 2008-12-04 11:39 PM

They hit ice, imbecile.

They hit ice....

#14 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-12-05 06:33 AM | Reply

So, with a little Global Warming(TM) we can solve the problem of Antarctic cruise ships hitting ice.

I'm going to do my part and buy a 2-cycle motorcycle.

Thanks Zit!

The humorous part is that you weren't trying to be funny verm.

#13 | Posted by hillbillydeluxe at 2008-12-05 06:05 AM | Reply

"Humor is an important indicator of intelligence. Or not."

Game and point.

Thanks Hillshitbillywhoremongerjihadi
pship. You prove my point with 'elegance.'

Not being one who won't pitch in, I plan on removing 5 Catalytic Converters from the family fleet this weekend.

"If you hear a string quartet start playing you're screwed."

And if you hear Celine Dion singing My Heart Will Go On, you head down to the hold to drill holes in the hull and speed things up.

"And if you hear Celine Dion singing My Heart Will Go On, you head down to the hold to drill holes in the hull and speed things up."

Just drill the holes directly into your own head, it's faster and more effective.