"State Rep. Tom Riner of Louisville, who pushed for the religious requirement, told The Lexington Herald-Leader it was appropriate because government alone cannot protect the state."

You heard it Kentucky. Vote that SOB out. He does not believe your government is capable of protecting you. It's time to vote for someone who believes they can do better than that.

Not to mention, it is a violation of the constitution, and last time I checked, kentucky was located in the US of A.
Bet it is HIS god, a crusader god, and not some other.
This is as subversive as it gets.

God protects the state?
As in, "Gott mit uns"?
Ho-lee shit.

.......Kentucky wants to challenge Kansas as the most ignorant state in the union.........

Disband the militia, nothing can happen to them now.

When in Kentucky, you might as well act like a horses ass.

LOL, liberals and atheists getting riled up....

"LOL, liberals and atheists getting riled up...."

LOL, TAKITEZ showing he hasn't a clue.

Kentucky is Kentucky but Lexington is renaming the city to Mexington!

american taliban....

Since Almighty God is protecting Kentucky from the evil terrorists then I guess they don't need a budget for their Homeland Security office.

I'm sure we can send that money to states that really need it.

Thanks Kentucky!

been there

don't like it

Kentucky DHS: "I beseech thee, O Lord, help us kill the evildoers who wish death upon Your Chosen People*, and while You're at it, can't You do something about those damn atheists (it's not like You get charged by the thunderbolt)?"

al Qaida: "May God (they may say something here about him being merciful, compassionate, or 97 other ways of not being a dick, being a dick is a matter of opinion when you're in the business of blowing people to bits) guide our swords to the necks of the the infidel swine who blaspheme you and your Prophet (peace be upon him) with every breath.

Me: God, please protect me from the people who are confident of your existence.

God: "Sandalphon! Put some coals on the hookah and bring me my jar of heavenly nugs. Its Sunday and between the Christians, Muslims, and Jews, I haven't been able to create more weed since Thursday. Damn humans always praying... I want a new car. I want the Cubs to win. I want you to kill my enemies slowly and painfully. I don't want to die. Sheesh... why can't they be more laid back. Do you guys have any idea how fucking hard it is to calculate the wavefunction of every particle in this universe? In your head? While listening to 6 billion humans and 100 million bottlenose dolphins bitching? About as hard as drinking through your pecker. At least the dolphins have something to bitch about. An Orca ate their Prophet. You morons gave yours so much lithium his kidneys shut down. One of these day's, I swear I'll change the energy density of the vacuum a little and see how you whiners like it...

Sandalphon: "Chill out dude, you've been on edge ever since that Inquisition thing. You need to mellow out. Here, smoke this. My own blend of sweet melon flavor, with a little bit of the stuff I got from Shiva at the last Heavenly Jams Band concert."

God: "Ahhh. Wait. I swear I'll start answering prayers, but I just need some music. Janis! Jimi! I killed you guys for a reason, didn't I? Oh yeah, and Sandalphon, I could eat a planet, can you go make me a ham sandwich."

And this is why people's prayers go unanswered. God got high. It will make a great Above the Influence public service announcement.

He does seem to have an affinity for killing his own beleivers or turning them into ignorant cults of personality, to kill those that do not see his word by their standards.

It looks like the "base" is up to something. Then again, the "base" is always up to something, especially now with all that feverish heavy lifiting ahead of them to pave the way for the ascent of St. Sarah.

If all your base are belong to us, I'm not sure I would really like to take responsibility for a special bus full of Disney Christians. Too much whining and passive/aggressive posturing.

AWW.. The two best states in the Union, the one I live in now (Arizona) and the one I was born and raised (Kentucky)..Finally someone giving credit where credit is due.. and at the same time pissing off the god-haters and facsict left.. I LOVE KY..

I LOVE KY..

#17 | Posted by HillBillyJihad at 2008-11-29 11:24 AM

....but your "top" prefers astroglide.

Naw...lard.

If "credit" is to accorded to God for his/her protection is it not only fair and logical to attribute fault and responsibility to this God when protection is withdrawn (Katrina)?

AWW.. The two best states in the Union, the one I live in now (Arizona) and the one I was born and raised (Kentucky)..Finally someone giving credit where credit is due.. and at the same time pissing off the god-haters and facsict left.. I LOVE KY..

#17 | Posted by HillBillyJihad at 2008-11-29 11:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

But I thought we were communists?

I just posted on the nooner, and now see fit to repeat, that the top story in my town's daily today has to do with a priest sending 1500 parishioners a letter that if they voted for Obama, they might "consider' coming in for confession.

Were they warned from the pulpit that The Church might consider an Obama vote tantamount to raping (or just coveting) a neighbor? If no, how were they to know? If yes, was this pulpit politics, blatant enough to peril a tax exemption if not an immortal soul?

What percentage of the 1,500 pastoral letter recipients rushed to the confession box? Disclosing the numbers surely would violate no confessional seal.

His bishop suggested that the severity of the sin might depend on the reason for voting Obama - i.e. it's less mortal if not based on reproductive rights: Sounds like confessing that "last night I sinned in the back seat, father ... but I didn't enjoy it." herm

"If "credit" is to accorded to God for his/her protection is it not only fair and logical to attribute fault and responsibility to this God when protection is withdrawn" like child abuse,cancer,all diseases,car accidents,911,drought,earthqua
kes,floods,fires,
greed,spite,aggression,all the world wars and especially American politicians and American patriotism and every other piece of sugary,hateful American Bull Shit!!!

If "credit" is to accorded to God for his/her protection is it not only fair and logical to attribute fault and responsibility to this God when protection is withdrawn" like child abuse,cancer,all diseases,car accidents,911,drought,earthqua
kes,floods,fires,

oh no, that's Satan!!!!

except for child abuse. that's the catholic church.

I just posted on the nooner, and now see fit to repeat, that the top story in my town's daily today has to do with a priest sending 1500 parishioners a letter that if they voted for Obama, they might "consider' coming in for confession.

One more instance of a leviathan of a religious organization feeling that it has the authority to tell others what to believe and who to vote for. When will the over three billion adherents to Abrahamic faiths realize that they have every bit as much authority to interpret their religion as stodgy old farts in robes. Where have all the mystics gone?

LOL, liberals and atheists getting riled up....

#7 | Posted by takitez at 2008-11-28 09:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hardly.

We're simply pointing out how religious extremists such as yourself are wasting taxpayers money and counting on fairy-tale characters to protect the people. (pssssst.....ain't gonna happen)

Don't bother doing anything related to Homeland Security.....Jeebus will protect you!

AWW.. The two best states in the Union, the one I live in now (Arizona) and the one I was born and raised (Kentucky)..Finally someone giving credit where credit is due.. and at the same time pissing off the god-haters and facsict left.. I LOVE KY..

#17 | Posted by HillBillyJihad at 2008-11-29 11:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

Kentucky is the greatest state?

The facts regarding education and economics say otherwise.........and you are hardly a endorsement for that shithole.

except for child abuse. that's the catholic church.

#25 | Posted by hillbillydeluxe at 2008-11-29 01:53 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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LOL!

Yeah, but a vote fer Obamma is a sin....

long as they are in the womb they are fine with
the Catholic church.... It's when they come out that its hell to pay.

Go ahead Ky. Get you sommat state sponsored
RE-LIGGGGG-UNNN.

"hell to pay"

Kentucky is the greatest state?

The facts regarding education and economics say otherwise.........and you are hardly a endorsement for that shithole.

I live in Lexington. Huge difference between Lexington and the rest of the state. It changes in a hurry, especially when you head East.

I would never live outside of Lexington.