He's baaack. This time as a Christian businessman. And no, it's not operating a male escort service.

so his wife is still with him knowing he's a butt pirate?

How come gay people are allowed to marry, but their only allowed to marry straight people?

The Second Coming of Ted?

Does it involve another gay prostitute like last time?

There's a madness to this meth-head.

Be Well.

SPUD-
Be very careful when using the words "second coming" and "Ted" in the same sentence. You don't want to know where that first "come" landed.

Be very careful when using the words "second coming" and "Ted" in the same sentence. You don't want to know where that first "come" landed.

Ummm, that was kinda the joke, Ooh.

Hence the reference to the gay prostitute in the second line.

How can anyone take Ted Haggard seriously?

One look into his eyes and you can tell he's infected with a type of madness.

He, like a lot of his ilk, are a regressive force keeping America from becoming a modern moral state.

Be Well.

/Outtie fer a bit
stage left.

Ted Haggard back in the news

Oh thank god...

How come gay people are allowed to marry, but their only allowed to marry straight people?

I have a friend in Atlanta who is a gay man married to a lesbian.

They own and live in a house together and each have their own lover or lovers with no jealousy involved.

They also have a very interesting circle of friends, gay and straight, and give great parties.

For a second there I thought the headline read Ted Haggard backs into Newt.

Silver,

I'd love to meet your friends, we've a dearth of interesting enlightened people for friends here in the Atlanta area. Way too many bible thumping, flat earth, redneck types inhabit the region.

I totally read this thread's title as Hagbard Returns to Pulpit.
I clicked on the link thinking, "who posted a thread about me?"

Suffering from delusions of grandeur this morning, apparently.

That said, you knew he had to turn up in sales of some kind.

Atlanta is full of horrible people. You must live on the left coast to meet interesting people.

Untrue. Plenty of weirdos in Boston.
Er-ah, I mean "wicked cool" people.

There are lots of good folks, straight and gay, in the south as well. It depends on how you approach life and other people. Most of the televangilists, no matter where they are from, are in it for the money. The more controversial they are, the more money they make. Seems they missed out on some stuff in the Bible, you know, that part about not being greedy, lying, sinning, judging etc..............

Haggard is the titular head of the "Giving Head Baptist Church" of San Francisco. Wish him well, good tidings to all and may all have good Head jobs.

Christians believe in redemption.

Margaret Cho and gays scored a temporary victory in Ted Haggard.

Johnson, you're back, care to address this?

Doesn't your camp claim all of the "Queens?"

#69 | Posted by Johnson at 2008-11-22 02:03 PM

Doesn't your camp claim all of the "Queens?"

#69 | Posted by Johnson at 2008-11-22 02:03 PM

Apparently you haven't been watching the news the last 8 years. Your camp seems to have cornered the market on Queens, Pedophiles, and sexual deviance.

#72 | Posted by briwo at 2008-11-22 02:06 PM
#85 | POSTED BY BRIWO AT 2008-11-22 02:33 PM

first, what is "my camp"

2nd, do you stand by that statement, or was it just more Republican bullshit?

So which is it? Do stand by what you said or are you a liar who just pulls anything out of his ass and posts it?

Haggard linked his fall to being molested in second grade and apologized again.

So I guess all that meth smoking man sex was not his fault?

Shouldn't he just say I'm a big ole' gay preacher/business man and I am proud of it?

Wow! This story should give hope to homo-erotic perverts everywhere!

Maybe the institution of marriage is still a little ways off for homo-erotic perverts, but now that a self-avowed butt pirate is in the pulpit the timeline for homo-pervert marriages is just around the corner!

Come on down to the First Church of Sodom! We'll marry ya'!

The First Church of Sodom

Theo Nebs, pastor.

I realize that 'TRUE Christianity' places forgiveness very high up there, but haggard is a vile hypocrite who deserves none.

If he wasn't so rabidly anti-gay, no big deal, but he preached against this behavior and made a fortune from doing so.

He'll be treated like Rush Limbaugh. The followers will overlook the hypocritical behavior and allow him to make a fortune by telling his followers how others are so 'BAD' for doing the very same things they themselves do.

Ted Haggard is a servant of God. He has a weakness and he succumbed to it. But there is forgiveness and I hope he will become a voice to the gay community.

(I'm still researching and praying to learn more about gays and how and in what way they can become acceptable to God, or how and in what way God accepts them).

"(I'm still researching and praying to learn more about gays and how and in what way they can become acceptable to God, or how and in what way God accepts them)."

And you're just about ready for your orals...right?

"And you're just about ready for your orals...right?"

ROTFLMAO!!!

Hans

Haggard the Whore-ibal!

/Ha! Spud luffs giving folks snarky nick names.

Be Well.

"And you're just about ready for your orals..."

After finishing the hands-on training.

"I'm still researching and praying..."

Better watch out, takeyermeds.

God don't take kindly to "research".

"Better watch out, takeyermeds.

"God don't take kindly to "research"."

LOL!

Hans

Oh, I think research is encouraged .... Matthew 7:7; John 5:39; Proverbs 8; 25:2.

"Oh, I think research is encouraged

"Oh, I think research is encouraged..."

I'm guessing Adam and Eve would take umbrage with that assessment.

"I'm guessing Adam and Eve would take umbrage with that assessment."

LOL!!!

Hans

I'm concerned that the "Pray away teh gay" treatment only made the poor guy crazy.

#23 | Posted by takitez at 2008-11-24 07:55 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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"(I'm still researching and praying to learn more about gays and how and in what way they can become acceptable to God, or how and in what way God accepts them)."

And you're just about ready for your orals...right?

#24 | Posted by Danforth at 2008-11-24 07:57 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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"And you're just about ready for your orals...right?"

ROTFLMAO!!!

Hans

#25 | Posted by Hans

Is this "gay" humor? I think so. Always the sexual inuendos that tickle the homo-funny bone.

Women deride men for always thinking with their pp, but it seems that gay men do this 24/7, and frequently pat each other on the back when engaging in such circle jerk revelry.

Ahhhh, but homo-humor is just so cute, isn't it?

...thinking with their pp...

#35 | Posted by TheOneBS

Their pp!!!?????

ROTFLMFAO!

I saw this guy like 6 years ago and he was the real deal.

I saw the guy on Jesus Camp and said, "What is WRONG with that guy?"

BTW, his sexual activity only involved the male prostitutes hand.

I am NOT justifying anything, but you can imagine him trying to justify what happened like Bill Clinton--"Brethren, I didn't even have sex!"

He threw it all away...
And he's having a hard time just going away...

Pastors involved in his failed "restoration" have said he's been less than cooperative.

He needs to find a gay church in san fran

So is gay sex called "The Pulpit" now?