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Friday, November 21, 2008

A New Jersey elementary school is under pressure to fire Louisa C. Tuck, a teacher's aide who appeared in adult videos and photo shoots under the name Crystal Gunns. Tuck, who said she last worked in the industry five years ago, said she should be able to keep her job. "If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?" Tuck said. "Bill Clinton smoked pot. Does that make him a bad person?"

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I don't think having worked in porn should preclude her from this position; as long as she can do her job to the degree that is required.

Excuse me, Miss Gunns. Could I have some milk with my cookies?

This is a ridiculous bias. There is nothing whatsoever in this woman's resume that would suggest she cannot be a loving caretaker of children.

I bet parent/teacher night would be popular.

Sure would get the dads involved in the parent teacher meetings.

Sure would get the dads involved in the parent teacher meetings.
#5 | Posted by northguy3

LOL... yeah, Mom's are gonna LOVE that. ; )

"If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?"

Would anyone really let Bush teach their children, crack or no crack?

"Would anyone really let Bush teach their children, crack or no crack?"

I hear he reads stories to them pretty well.....even during the worst attack on American soil in our history. That's dedication.

Bravo! 7 posts and we've got a winner!

As long as the porn was done between consenting adults what's the big deal?

This point should be made clear to the children!

Hey kids, when you grow up, you too can do video porn and all kinds of smut. As long as it's between two consenting adults it's ok. Now let's watch how big people give consent, so that you can do the same one day! My, doesn't Mrs. Whore have big jugs? Can you think of any animals that also have big jugs? Jimmy, can you spell "jugs" for the class? Cindy, do you know any women in your family who have big jugs? Class dismissed!

Be sure and bring your pictures of mommy and daddy tomorrow class. We can see if anyone else has big jugs!

Ya gotta work your way thru college somehow!

TeeHee.

I think we can now take it that THEONEBS has revealed that he hates homosexuals because they don't have big jugs!

she looks bussssted

and here in houston there has been a rash of teachers found with pot in thier car
more excess as a result of the feel good do it mentality of the 60's being reborn in the children of the 60's

or maybe just some bad hires...

It's not as if she was molesting students (a la La Fave) or even advocating a lifestyle or occupation. If it's something the district/parents cared about, they should have put it into the employment contracts. They should also consider what Obama's doing and ask for a history of blogging.

And the problem is what?

Our teacher sucks. -The Boy's from Miss Gunn's Elementary school.

South Jersey. What exactly do you expect?

Whore.

Honey, did you know Miss Gunns let Junior drive today? He came home and said he drove her to Cleveland.

"and here in houston there has been a rash of teachers found with pot in thier car"

Big freaking deal. Who cares, it shouldn't even be a crime. Police have more important things to do and so do courts.

"and here in houston there has been a rash of teachers found with pot in thier car"

#14 | Posted by bushlovertwo

Better they be caught with Lone Star, yes?

Big freaking deal. Who cares, it shouldn't even be a crime. Police have more important things to do and so do courts.

#21 | Posted by danni at 2008-11-21 11:48 AM | Reply | Flag:

...uh. You're seriously okay with teachers being under the influence of _anything_ when they're supposed to be doing their jobs?

Yes, yes, I know, they MIGHT have it in their cars only because they were all taking it home, or something. However, the odds of that being the reason it's kept so close to them at work are slim to zero. Frankly I'd want them fired if there were empty beer cans and fresh 6 packs waiting in the car as well. Many schools won't even allow teachers prescribed narcotic painkillers do their job until they're done with the scrip.

Why give them a pass just because it's a drug you personally like doing?

Why give them a pass just because it's a drug you personally like doing?

Danni takes drugs.

I'm totally shocked.

:-(

I would love to get paid for having sex with pretty(some) women. Sadly this won't happen. But does that thought make me improper as a teaching aide?

What was ain't and will in all likelihood not be again. Keep a watch if you feel a need and relax.

There is a fairly large majority of us that have done some crazy things, drugs and all that that can imply being a big one. Like I said in a thread around two years ago, I have been there and the odds are you have too. Not to get Biblical but, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".

Even without the Bible reference which does have a point, we have all "moved on" from things we may not feel was good or right for us at the time. Let'em work and do a good job. That would be current and of far more importance.

This is a tough one. Since it is elementary school and the children have not been exposed to porn she should probably keep her job.

When I was in Junior High we had an art teacher who did a playboy spread, one of those girls of the Big Ten things. Well when a student found that issue her picture went around all the boys in school (and the teachers lounge). She was eventually let go because two male teachers got into a fight about her as they both were dating her.

So if it becomes a distraction at the school level she may have to be let go or reassigned.

I hear he reads stories to them pretty well.....even during the worst attack on American soil in our history. That's dedication.

#8 | Posted by danni


I have never understood why libs make an issue out of this. What was he supposed to do, jump up and start screaming that America is being attacked in front of the kids? He handled the situation the way a president should have handled it. Just goes to show the level that libs are willing to go to in finding any excuse they can to attack the president.

"What was he supposed to do, jump up and start screaming that America is being attacked in front of the kids?"

Well, for starters, he could calmly have told the kids that he was sorry that he had to leave early, but some important President business had come up. Et voila!

The deer in the headlights look is not becoming in an American President.

"and here in houston there has been a rash of teachers found with pot in thier car
more excess as a result of the feel good do it mentality"
#14 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-11-21 10:37 AM

Or perhaps more an excess as a result of a Government who has become more intrusive and has cheapened personal privacy --------- much to the delight of people like you!

He handled the situation the way a president should have handled it. Just goes to show the level that libs are willing to go to in finding any excuse they can to attack the president.

#27 | Posted by everlong


That is bullshit! He should have said upon hearing the news "excuse me children but some presidential duties call me away at this time. I will try to come back and finish the story another time".

In an era when, we are told, every minute of the president's time is important and accounted for, when the largest attack on our country since Pearl Harbor happens, the president should have taken off running with a cell phone glued to his ear.

She could always get a job here:

obamaschool

Amazing - Obama delusion syndrome starts before he is even sworn in.

SAR,

you very nimbly jumped ahead of me.

Amazing - Obama delusion syndrome starts before he is even sworn in.

#31 | Posted by ELCIDCE90


Yeah. Because there sure isn't anything historic about the first African American President.

Amazing - Obama delusion syndrome starts before he is even sworn in.

#31 | Posted by ELCIDCE90


That's pretty funny since you all are criticizing his presidency even before he is sworn in

That's pretty funny since you all are criticizing his presidency even before he is sworn in

#34 | Posted by geezer1

If he makes a statement regarding his future administration - or selects a cabinet member - criticism is fair game ole blue haired one.


Yeah. Because there sure isn't anything historic about the first African American President.

#33 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

He has done nothing but convince over 50% of the country to vote for him. What else has he done SA?
I mean, besides organizing the July 4th block party down the street. Come on - it's absurd and you know it. - or maybe not.

all she has done is appear in a few tugoff vids no big deal.

Mommy, want to see a my teacher?

Busty Dildo Lovers #5 (2003)
Score Brabusters (2002)
Busty Dildo Lovers #2 (2002)


"and here in houston there has been a rash of teachers found with pot in thier car"


Big freaking deal. Who cares, it shouldn't even be a crime. Police have more important things to do and so do courts.

#21 | Posted by danni at 2008-11-21 11:48 AM | Reply |

Hell if my teachers weren't high, there was soemthing wrong with them...

What else has he done SA?
I mean, besides organizing the July 4th block party down the street. Come on - it's absurd and you know it. - or maybe not.


#35 | Posted by ELCIDCE90


Well, for starters, he hasn't completely and thoroughly screwed the country for eight years while lining his friends' pockets with billions at our expense.

"If he makes a statement regarding his future administration - or selects a cabinet member - criticism is fair game ole blue haired one."

#35 | Posted by ELCIDCE90

But that's not what you all have been criticizing. It's been about prognosticating death and destruction because of socialism, muslim appeasment and other bullshit before actually seeing anything come to fruition.

Hmmmm... from "marital aide" to "teacher's aide".

Interesting career path.

Seriously, the Board of Education should convene to vote her out of her job! All members who ever view porn, of course, would have to recuse themselves. Likely result: failure to achieve a quorum, I would guess.

cue Harper Valley PTA...

I'm surprised she even got into the school in the first place... everyone knows there are no Gunns allowed.

I am so upset over this story!

These days you have smoking hot bikini model teachers banging schoolboys and hot pornstars with giant boops helping around the playground. How come I didn't have all this when I was in school?!!!!! So unfair.

UTA-
Say hello to you new health teacher:
www.fugly.com

UTA, you should have went to Catholic school. Those Nuns needed it like everyone else.

"and here in houston there has been a rash of teachers..."

Maybe they should see a Doctor and get some salve for that rash?

If she was makin' the Videos in front of the kids-get rid of her-if she was having the boys in the class participate-put her in jail.

It happened BEFORE she started teaching?
Then STFU and leave her alone-it's none of your business.

The school song is Van Halen's Hot for Teacher.

Sohei - Do you approve of teachers on anti-deprressants teaching kids? Or kids on anti-depressants, for that matter?

More people have freaked and killed people on paxel than pot, I'm willing to bet.

As long as they aren't giving it to the kids, and it's just pot, who really gives a fart? Oh right - the people that buy into the myth that potheads are all stupid, slobbering preverts.]

REEFER MADNESS!!!

It happened BEFORE she started teaching?
Then STFU and leave her alone-it's none of your business.
#45 | Posted by frankf55

It is my business if my kid was in the class/school and it became a distraction to the learning environment. Just as I would expect the school to remove a child for distracting other children from learning (through fighting, disrespecting the teacher, etc.) I would expect the school to remove this distraction - IF it became a distraction. However, my guess would be that most elementary school kids wouldn't be distracted as they probably (and hopefully!) aren't watching porn. It all depends on what it does to the learning environment, and that's when it becomes parents' business.

Big freaking deal. Who cares, it shouldn't even be a crime. #21 | Posted by danni

It's a big deal because it's a crime committed on government (federal?) property, which always carries more weight. In addition, it's a big deal because these teachers are around kids and should have thier full wits about them when teaching our children. Or are you comfortable with teachers having pot around kids? Finally, it's an issue because they usually have a "NO DRUGS" clause when teachers sign their contracts. Legal or not, they're breaking the terms of thier employment contract.

As long as they aren't giving it to the kids, and it's just pot, who really gives a fart?
#47 | Posted by revjack23

I do - I don't want my tax dollars going to a person who is not at their full capacity. And I don't want my child "educated" by someone who is not at their full capacity - our educational system sucks enough as it is. If a teacher came to school high, would you want them teaching your kids? I can see it now:

Kid [walks into a hazy room]: Hey teacher, what's our assignment today?

Teacher: Nothin', man, just sit back and chill. On second thought, why don't you run down to the snack machine and get me some pretzels?

While the above situation wouldn't really happen, I would rather have a teacher that follows the terms of their contract, obeys the law, and, oh yeah, actually teaches my kid.

This is such a stupid story.

The fact that this women worked in the multi billion dollar adult entertainment industry five years ago should not preclude her from, working as a school aide.

Schools should screen fer sexual predators not sexual actors.

Ever since IBM and their notorious Blue Bpook outlining the companies expectations fer off duty behaviour the choke collar of pseudo serfdom has just gotten tighter and tighter.

Anyone who thinks this shiat is okay is an idiot.

Be Well.

Fun loving stonner here for sure, but I dont do that shiot ANYWHERE near kids. Kids being anyone under 18 by the way.

For the people that say this woman doing HARDCORE porn, We are not talking half-clothed pin ups here.
Would your attitudes be diffrent if this was a GUY who did some "Barely Legal" type of porn with very young looking girls? My point being Porn is porn.

For the people that say this woman doing HARDCORE porn and working with children is ok* Oops, i'm full of typos today.

Ya and PS: Smoking Crack does make you a bad person. Even after you've only smoked it once andcleaned up your still a rock-head at heart.

Obama never smoked crack. Snorted some blow back in the day. $100 a gram, doubt much.

Coke, crack, PCP, meth. Speed is speed.

When's the last time a dentist used crack, PCP, or meth on a patient?

Darn, my school teachers were always 300# and had many kids and shaved daily.

Pshaw.

I had stoned teachers in high school, and they were some of the best teachers in the district, with awards to prove it. Don't buy the hype. Not everyone who smokes pot is a slacker or "impaired".

It never ceases to amaze me how shocked some would be to know just how many people around them are stoned. Especially on the Left Coast.

What, no "Ding Dong School" jokes?

Ya damn whippersnappers.

'What, no "Ding Dong School" jokes?'

Are you a Do Bee? Or are you a Don't Bee?

That was the morning I just walked away from the TV station. Unless you can make at least $500,000,000 a year, living in Houston is stupid.

Ok,

With breasts that size and that fake, where else could she have worked?

"With breasts that size and that fake, where else could she have worked?"

That's right Boaz...women with large breasts that are real obviously don't have a brain..right?

Oh wait..you don't think women do anyway.

BTW...I tried to email you last week or so..I must have the wrong email address. I wanted to send you something.

Legally, the school district won't be able to fire this aide. The school will make it miserable for this woman and she will be forced to quit.

They have their ways of handling things on their own.

Ahhhhh!! And New Jersey makes national news once again with a sexy story. I'm so proud.

Boy, kids have it made today. None of my lunch ladies could have ever work in the porn industry.

That's right Boaz...women with large breasts that are real obviously don't have a brain..right?

Cmon Lisa,

I never said women didnt have a brain. :) Have you seen pics of this woman? Anyone who makes breasts that size didnt do it to breastfeed! But I dont think she should be fired. What she did in her past is just that, the past..

With that set of flotation devices she could probably land a gig as a life guard. Yessir!

Uh, I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. Could I have an "a?"

Or not.

#31 | Posted by ELCIDCE90 at 2008-11-21 02:35 PM

She could always get a job here:

obama school
Amazing - Obama delusion syndrome starts before he is even sworn in.

#33 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-11-21 02:38 PM

Yeah. Because there sure isn't anything historic about the first African American President.


Of course, Obama is "distinguished."

He may be the first "truly" African-American President, a mulatto, since his father is actually a black African (ironically descended from slavetraders and slaveholders) and his mother is actually a white American (ironically descended from slaveholders). He certainly is not the first "American Negro" President, since he is not the descendant of American blacks with all of their trials and tribulations, and their emergence from slavery.

He may also be the first self-declared "crackhead" President, and if the challenge to his status as a "natural-born" American is heard, may retain his citizenship on the basis that he is the first "bastard" President, since his father was married to another at the time he purportedly engaged in a ceremony with Obama's mother, and thus lacked the capacity to marry her. (I won't address the intricacies of this matter here now.)

So indeed, Rogue, we have several bases, that are not necessarily meritorious, for commemorating the Obama Presidency, or anyway, Obama securing a pledge of a majority of the votes in the electoral college.

We live in a Sodom and Gomorrah so why should some woman doing a job as an aide be ostracized. Does she suffer from a contagious disease, leprosy, TB, or what? Maybe all of the workers should be given health tests.

And what would her actions in relationship to the kids have to do with her role model activities? How would she behave with them? What kind of "threat" does she pose for them?

If the Board fires her, then they should be compelled to provide her with compensation in the form of what her salary would have been projected to be for lifetime employment, and an equivalent pension that she would have earned, and all of the other perquisites including medical care.

I doubt if any milk could get past the implant obstructions, so nursing is out. She's a petite girl with huge implants. I hope that the implants are lightweight so that she doesn't suffer from back problems.

Last time I checked, porn was legal and employs thousands...none of which are in jail

Boaz,

What she did is in the past but she looks like a barbie doll left too close to a fireplace. I am not saying that she should have been fired but in one of those rare moments of personal honesty I have to admit that I would have issues with my childred being exposed (no pun intended) to her in a school setting.

Last time I checked, porn was legal and employs thousands...none of which are in jail

This fellow's going to be spending some time in the hoosegow.

Adult movie producer Paul Little is asking a judge to let him postpone his 46-month prison sentence while his lawyers appeal his conviction on obscenity charges.

Little, whose pornographic character goes by the name Max Hardcore, lives in California, but was tried in Tampa after investigators here ordered his films through the mail and downloaded them on the Internet.


www2.tbo.com


Little, whose pornographic character goes by the name Max Hardcore

Max Hardcore is an asshole.

His speciality is to take porn starlet wanna bes and take them to the edge of their limits and beyond.

He's an angry misogynistic POS and his film aren't worth viewing in Spud's rarely humble opinion.

Don't know if he deserves Jailtime per se but the evil, twisted, little fuck definitely deserves some downtime.

Do not ask how Spud knows this stuff.

Just don't.

Be Well.

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