Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Friday, November 21, 2008

Some videos you just have to see to believe. On Thursday, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin appeared in Wasilla in order to pardon a local turkey in anticipation of Thanksgiving. She then gave a TV interview while turkeys were being slaughtered in the background. "You need a little bit of levity in this job," she said.

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For some reason, Don Imus' sendups of Wilford Brimley stuffing the bird come to mind.

Poor Sarah.

She just can't catch a break.

Unless she really is that inept.

What are you talking about? Sarah Palin is the most ept woman in the history of the world ... an American heroine.

- Murphy

Bumper sticker could be

Palin is Ept '12

LOL

Palin '12

Sarah know her limitation:

"I'll be in charge of the Turkey"

For Tedbaxter if he is reading:

Talk about dating oneself, did your dad ever take you to the turkey shoots? They tied a turkey to a bale of hay at about 50 yards with just his head sticking out and you had to shoot his head off. They cleaned the turkey for you on the spot and you took it home for thanksgiving dinner. They even was usually sponsored by the Jaycees or Key club or other local civic organization.

I can imagine the outrage if such an even were to be held today.

PS: I think the event is still held, but you shoot at a cardboard turkey and you win a frozen one.

Damn, she's hot!

Goat

City boy. Grew up 8 blocks north of LAX.

Side note, maybe you can relate. Just found out my Navy ship was used as a target for the USS Cole in '03. No wonder I never see it at S.D. or Seal Beach.

Strange feeling.

I think the event is still held, but you shoot at a cardboard turkey and you win a frozen one.

That's sad, in a Monty Python kind of way.

As much as I dislike The Mooseketeer, I have to feel sorry for her on this. Her political instincts are just so terrible. Didn't she have a staffer with her to say "umm, Governor, you might want to take two steps to your left or right"? I wonder if the media crew was able to keep a straight face while viewing this through the lens.

Goatman,

I remember turkey shoots! Buy a shotgun shell from the shoot sponsors, nail the target and closest pellet to center won a turkey or whatever the prize was for that round.

That's how they do it, kids! Happy Thanksgiving!

This is the biggest Thanksgiving disaster since the WKRP turkey drop:

video.yahoo.com

This is the biggest Thanksgiving disaster since the WKRP turkey drop
#14 | Posted by rcade

I can just see the scroll on the screen now:

WKRP IN CINCINNATI REUNION STARRING:

Andy Travis, Dr. Johnny Fever, Les Nessman, Herb Tarlek, Venus Flytrap, Bailey Quarters, and introducing Sarah from Wasilla.

That's how they do it, kids! Happy Thanksgiving!

#13 | Posted by Scrumplet

You mean they aren't raised without feathers, guts or a head and wear a plastic bag for warmth?

Funny stuff, even the "executioner" seems a bit surprised that the cam is positioned to witness this.
________

Damn, she's hot!

#8 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-11-21 08:25 AM |

Man, you need to get out more.

WIS,
one of my favorite Far Side cartoons.

www.flickr.com

Man, you need to get out more.

#17 | Posted by panchovilla

Another anonymous poster with a size 4, big chested trophy wife.

Some people aren't really phased by animal slaughter...I grew up around it and it is pretty normal to me.

People want the food without acknowledging the dirty part.

eh not phased by it... it's just not that critical to me that she pardoned 1 turkey and then another one was filmed being slaughtered...

Andy Travis, Dr. Johnny Fever, Les Nessman, Herb Tarlek, Venus Flytrap, Bailey Quarters, and introducing Sarah from Wasilla.

#15 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Bailey Quarters!

I thought she did a great interview.

Animal Torture! Sweet, yummy, yummy animal torture.

Bailey Quarters!

I see you share my love of Jan Smithers, the former Mrs. James Brolin.

Was that Palin's Ambassador to Russia showing off Alaskan state of the art weapon systems?

Revenge of a pissed-off Alaskan TV station.

McCain/Palin - 58,343,671 (46%)

"BREAKING NEWS"

That is how MSNBC played it.

It is hillarious at how the media (MSNBC) is treating this. In there agenda of 'everything anti-Palin' they "Warned" viewers first:

"We've made every effort to sanitize the video of what happens next, but you still might want to consider getting the kids out of the room right now and anyone who's a little squeamish about where Thanksgiving dinner comes from. Are they gone? Okay, here's what happened next: As Governor Palin stepped outside of the hatchery, to give a post-pardon interview, she neglected to notice what was happening directly behind her -- in clear view of the television cameras. We've blurred out the goriest parts, but here's her interview, from start to finish."

That by it's self is funny. What is even funnier is when you watch the unedited clip that MSNBC so carefully made a point to protect the 'little ones,'they really didn't block out anything! The blurring was only for dramatic effect to present to their ignorant viewers and make a major production out of it.

What is even more hillarious is that the original clip was shot by the local NBC station. A set up? NAH! Not from NBC. The NBC camera man knew exactly what he was shooting.

Original clip:
www.ktuu.com

The MSNBC doctored video can be viewed here:
newsbusters.org

You can only wonder in awe at how many viewers were really hoodwinked by the story.

Here is a short extract, peruse, reflect on and appreciate the poetic and profound mind of this amazing woman who was rejected by the stupid jerk American people:

''This was neat,'' she said of the outing. ''I was happy to get to be invited to participate in this. For one, you need a little bit of levity in this job, especially with so much that has gone in the last couple of months that has been so political obviously that it's nice to get out and do something to promote a local business and to just participate in something that isn't so heavy-handed politics that it invites criticism. Certainly we'll probably invite criticism for even doing this, too, but at least this was fun.''

And that was just three sentences. Just imagine what we might have been in for if she was delivering the State of the Union.

Murphy, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Palin Presidential Campaign 2012:

After Democrat Turkeys have destroyed this nation, Sarah should speak of the need to pardon the past offenders, and that the nation needs to move on.

She should then play this video as part of her 2012 campaign.

Of course, Dems would see the unspoken message behind Ol' Sarah as she gives pardon to another turkey. LOL...LOL!!!

I think she could win with this video! LOL...LOL

Liberals are horrified at seeing turkeys slaughtered, but they also realized they are hungry and have to eat them soon.

I am really wondering - is she REALLY this stupid and oblivious or does she have to practice?

"This is the biggest Thanksgiving disaster since the WKRP turkey drop"

LOL! That was one of the very best series ever! "I swear to God, I thought turkeys could fly!" LOL! Oh, my sides still ache from laughing at that one! BTW - you can see episodes of "WKRP In Cincinnati" on www.fancast.com! I have to go see if the Turkey Episode is available! Although we DO have it on tape!

Takeitindaass,

Lemme break it on down fo ya: Nobody is horrified by the turkey slaughter, dumbass, now ... I'll ... go ... reallly ... slow ... for ... you ... The moron isn't smart enough to make a lighthearted quip about pardoning a turkey without realizing she is standing right in front of Gobschwitz-Turkeneau. Not a major political faux-pas, by any stretch, hell, it'd even be funny if she hadn't made it so nearly close to the WH.

evashogouki - MAJOR Funny Flag!!!!!!!!!!!

One angry liberal: evashogouki.

Takeitez, my friend, I'm a liberal, love Turkey, slathered in gravy, with cranberries. The Palin story, if I may pound the point home a little further, has NOTHING to do with being outraged that Turkey's are killed for Thanksgiving feasts, NOTHING. And everything to do with the dim instincts of the inept, poorly handled, Governor who was almost foisted upon us as Vice President. You know, the supposed savior of the Republican party because "she's just like me". Guess you should get a new me.

One angry liberal: evashogouki.

#36 | Posted by takitez

One clueless and humorless con: Tacky

I don't see the big deal here!

Sarah and the gentleman behind her, are two consenting adults. Why the outrage?

does this seem almost staged to anyone

the look on the guys face in the background looks sort of supicious....about what I dont know

but there are a lot of you here who probably think that that meat that they put on the grill at macdonalds just appears there and wasnt at one time a walking and breathing animal???

or are you like the peta people who lecture us about animals with thier leather shoes and leather belts are real nice????

it looks so silly that it might be staged.

and does anyone else think that guys name might be gomer???

Another anonymous poster with a size 4, big chested trophy wife.

#19 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-11-21 09:32 AM |

Never implied such a thing, just don't get the attraction that folks have for this woman.

She's ok looking, but when I see you post "DAmn, she's hot!", makes me wonder what your daily meal consists of...sorry bro.

She's ok looking, but when I see you post "DAmn, she's hot!", makes me wonder what your daily meal consists of...sorry bro.

#41 | Posted by panchovilla

I've got a thing for women with pipe fitter lips.

Amazing.

Who knew ol' Sarah was such a brilliant satirist?

In oblivious irony, this is the thread where the ones outraged by exposed breasts and public breast feeding mothers traipse out to mock and point to the natural necessity of food and the importance of knowing where it comes from.

sheeze!

Don't lump me in with exposed breast haters.


does this seem almost staged to anyone

the look on the guys face in the background looks sort of supicious....about what I dont know

but there are a lot of you here who probably think that that meat that they put on the grill at macdonalds just appears there and wasnt at one time a walking and breathing animal???

or are you like the peta people who lecture us about animals with thier leather shoes and leather belts are real nice????

it looks so silly that it might be staged.

and does anyone else think that guys name might be gomer???

#40 | Posted by bushlovertwo

A tool through thick and thin.

"Liberals are horrified at seeing turkeys slaughtered, but they also realized they are hungry and have to eat them soon."
#31 | Posted by takitez at 2008-11-21 10:11 AM

Fake Plastic "conservatives" are horrified at seeing breasts and babies on breasts, but they fail to realize they say they are pro family. So go Figure!
Anyway, im not horrified, I have killed and dressed many a fowl.

My kids know where food comes from; we live on a working farm. However, the slaughter is horrific to witness, (especially the young) so I use parental judgment when doing so. This is something obviously alien to the "conservative" mother of the year Sara palin, and just drives home the fact that what is passed off as "conservatives" now a day aren't even in possession of the most basic "values" of manners and tact let alone parental judgment!

"it looks so silly that it might be staged."

It was reported that Palin was asked if the backdrop was suitable ----- she replied "No Worries" in typical moronic oblivion!

Don't lump me in with exposed breast haters.

Me neither!! and not just in a sexual way!! My wife has breastfed all 3 of our kids. I completely support that effort on the part of mothers.

and does anyone else think that guys name might be gomer???
~ BUSHLOVERTWO

Either that or BushLoverThree

I completely support that effort on the part of mothers.
~Eb

There is a joke here..

and does anyone else think that guys name might be gomer???
~ BUSHLOVERTWO

Either that or BushLoverThree

#50 | Posted by Zap at 2008

ah you never fail to humor us with that wit of yours....

now tell me what the fuck midiman was saying in his post....

"now tell me what the fuck midiman was saying in his post...."

That yer an idiot.

He is, indeed, correct.

This is the biggest Thanksgiving disaster since the WKRP turkey drop:

Luff that episode.

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"

~Arthur Carlson

Speaking of flying. Where's the sport in chopping a turkeys head off with an axe?

Scary Failin prolly kills and dresses her own turkey after first shooting it from a helicopter.

Such a Maverick is she.

Gobschwitz-Turkeneau

FF fer Eva.

Palin is Ept '12

Palin is an Early Preganancy Test?

Actually, that does make an odd type of sense.

Be Well.

Ya, She's hot like a steamy hot freshly dropped cow patty

now tell me what the fuck midiman was saying in his post....
~BL2

He was marveling at your ability to find fault with some farmer while anybody else would see a straight forward lack of situation awareness by the goddess.

Dave is also correct.

Ya, She's hot like a steamy hot freshly dropped cow patty

#55 | Posted by dflec

I'll bet your wife is fugley.

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet? On the other hand, she is a crack up. God bless her.
The only scary thing is that the rocket scientists who support GWB and believe he is a great leader also seem to be flocking around her.

man..that was a disaster.

Not the part about the Turkey,
that wasn't so bad, but did anyone
actually "listen" to her. I know,
I know...it is difficult...

I don't know what she said more,
"Limit the Growth of spending,
Reign in Government, or Don'cha know".
She must of used each like a dozen
times in a roughly 4 minute interview.

Obviously, one of the great debators of our time...

No wonder she has such strong appeal to
the Fundy Christian Right Core. She
talks on their level...

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet? On the other hand, she is a crack up. God bless her.

Indeed, but as you attest McAnkles, BL2 and the ilk see this inarticulate shrill mound of silly putty as the second coming. I see the point as they are the zombie 19% still supporting Shrub.

My Gawd. Just when you think Palin couldn't do any more to look like an idiot...

Are we absolutely certain this really is the Wacko from Wasilla and not an elaborate Tina Fey stunt?

Hey, it is NBC footage.

Are we absolutely certain this really is the Wacko from Wasilla and not an elaborate Tina Fey stunt?

Wardrobe wouldn't have put Tina in a burberry scarf.

Damn, I guess you all know now how thoes turkeys go from eating machines to frozen food.

"and does anyone else think that guys name might be gomer???"
#40 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-11-21 10:50 AM

Once again oblivious to the irony, a member of the "Werk Hard to get Ahead" group belittles and assigns a label to someone who actually "werks hard" (cause slaughtering animals day in and day out isn't easy)! This is especially ironic since its coming from someone who probably has never had to produce a morsel of food outside of picking it up at a grocery store!

What's even worse than her lack of political instincts...

Is her speech. Jesus. Is English Palin's second language?

Do people really think liberals are the only Americans who would be squeamish to see where their meat diet comes from? My impression is that most Americans are blind to what goes on in slaughterhouses and farms where animals are killed for meat. And the biggest group trying to wake them up to this reality is PETA, a liberal organization.

Hehehe.... I feel pity for liberals for being childish and petulant.... that they can make a big fuss out of this real life situation. LOL.

I worked in a slaughterhouse in college and I would do it again. It was rather exciting

"Wardrobe wouldn't have put Tina in a burberry scarf."

FF for Zap!

Make that ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZaaaaaap!

Ya, She's hot like a steamy hot freshly dropped cow patty

#55 | Posted by dflec

I'll bet you are more the Janet Reno type.

Speaking from a conservative point of view, she definitely is a bad representation. She's pretty much the best we have to offer right now and that is why I again voted Libertarian in the last election. I hope the Repubs can wake up and realize how fucked up the GOP has become.

Anyway, I've only slughtered a few turkeys in my life-- mostly I deal with sheep, goats, and chickens. Turkeys are a bit tough to deal with-- when you go into the pen, they get all riled up and you need to be quick in grabbing a turkey by the legs and then immediately hold them upside down-- if you do it right, the bird will relax itself and then you can speak to it and gain its understanding. Once you have done that, you can take the bird over to a quiet area and pull a very sharp hand hatchet from a holster at your back, bring the bird close to a butcher block, stretch the neck of the bird and with one quick stroke remove its head. Immediately afterwards, you will catch alot of blood and the body will convulse quite a bit after being slaughtered, so wear old clothes and KEEP YOU MOUTH CLOSED! Only after the bird has become still you should stick it into a bath of water close to boiling to ease removal of feathers before you go in and gut.

Watching this video, there are issues I'd like to bring up.

One-- you should never allow ANY animal to see the method of its slaughter before it is time-- I can distinctly see a turkey in the bottom corner of the screen flapping around near the device for slaughtering. The man behind Palin is holding the bird correctly, and the device he is using is to eliminate movement of the bird and keep blood from flying everywhere after the neck is cut-- I personally beleive it is better to kill the bird in the open and allow the blood to go into the ground-- that's a Native American practice, tho' I'm not one, but still, that's how I like to do it. This process really shouldn't be televised unless its for instructional purposes. I'm old fashioned that way, which leads me to my next point--

Never, NEVER shrug off a slaughter. Even if you are not religious at all, attention must be paid to the gravity of what you are doing. You are taking a living creature's life for your food. There is wisdom and a sort of humility to be gained in the experience. That Palin just yaps away while ol' Tom is being sent into his own personal oblivion is disturbing to me and shows she doesn't get it and also exposes her overriding trait-- vanity.

The only one's focused on that video are those outside Alaska. It didn't show in its entirety on KTUU when the news was fresh... yet on national news it shows over and over.

Eating invariably involved something dying a horrible death. It doesn't matter if you steam cook a stalk of broccoli or pull a fish out of water causing it to suffocate... get over it people.

To put the matter of executions and pardons in perspective... Alaska doesn't have the death penalty. There is a lot more respect for the matters of life and death in the Last Frontier than there is in most cultured cities.

Never, NEVER shrug off a slaughter. Even if you are not religious at all, attention must be paid to the gravity of what you are doing. You are taking a living creature's life for your food. There is wisdom and a sort of humility to be gained in the experience.

Strewth.

That Palin just yaps away while ol' Tom is being sent into his own personal oblivion is disturbing to me and shows she doesn't get it and also exposes her overriding trait-- vanity

A former beauty queen being vain?

Say it aint so!

You take that back!!/snark>

Be Well.

/Always wanted to ask you, are you a farker with a similar handle or is that just a coincidence?

I worked in a slaughterhouse in college and I would do it again. It was rather exciting

#69 | Posted by timbci

Killing puts a tingle up yer leg does it?

Man, did that just esplain tons about yer personality in blogworld.

/Or lack thereof.

Thanx fer sharin'.

Be Well.

"/Always wanted to ask you, are you a farker with a similar handle or is that just a coincidence?"

???

Spudz, you mean me or RightisRite????

(Beekeeper goes back to drinking Friday's beer. Slowly but surely, bottle by bottle, getting closer to Saturday's beer....)

I have studiously avoided these videos all day, I am a former vegetarian and this stuff just does my head in (as my neice is wont to say) Yes I know where my food comes from, but I really do not wish to see it.

Spudz, you mean me or RightisRite????

~Cagey Apiarist.

Spud meant you, ya goombah!

Over at Fark there's a "KG Bee" and Spud always wondered if that was yer Farkname.

BTW, that's "Right is Trite" not wot you sed.

Obviously that's a piss-take on the original "Rightisright" whom Spud often refers to as "ReichisReich" or "RightisWrong"

Maybe not.

Be Well.

/Outtie fer dins maybe back later to check fer yer reply and leaving as a tater do
stage left

"And the biggest group trying to wake them up to this reality is PETA, a liberal organization." -Rcade

Sadly, their wanked-out agenda is just as oblivious to reality as the people they are trying to "wake up".

I'm all for respect for animals, and corporate farming techniques are evil, but they take it waaaaaay too far.

Still they are fun to watch, eh?

LOL! This is funny. If you do not like this video then DO NOT EAT TURKEY THIS THANKSGIVING.

NEVER EAT TURKEY AGAIN!!!!!

No more fat free bologna or lean meat.

Get over it. This goes on every day and the people that live in the cities think Turkey comes from the grocery.

The uncomfortable part is that these creatures can feel pain. That's all.

So I'm absolutely against torture of any kind.

Otherwise, to the last moment they have absolutely no clue that they are about to die --- unlike humans who can feel emotional pain and fear of squad bullets, the noose, the guilotine, whatever.

Also once dead, life ends. Unlike humans whose spirit lives on in the next world with full memory and consciousness intact.

There can be only one explanation: those turkeys were "pallin' around with terrorists!"

Seriously, doesn't anyone else get that she just talks in circles? She never actually _says_ anything!

Also once dead, life ends. Unlike humans whose spirit lives on in the next world with full memory and consciousness intact.

Which is unfortunate if you happen to drown, but be brought back by crack paramedics only to be involved in a fiery Ambulance Crash on the way to the Hospital and suffer severe burns and have a pair of forceps inexplicably lodged in your rectum, you survive and are rushed to the hospital in another hopefully less flammable Ambulance. Once you arrive at the hospital, you are taken into surgery. Unfortunately for you, the elevator you are in on the way to the surgical floor suffers a critical malfunction and plummets three floors to the sub basement. The force of the crash ruptures a water line above you and floods the elevator car and you drown...again.

Ya see, that's a death I'd like to forget, wouldn't you?

Also once dead, life ends. Unlike humans whose spirit lives on in the next world with full memory and consciousness intact.

~Tacky

Ha! Yer consciousnss isn't even intact in THIS life!

Still they are fun to watch, eh?

~RevJack

Meh, they are bearable. ^_^

Seriously, doesn't anyone else get that she just talks in circles?

Well, not her adoring fan base that's fer sure.

People with an IQ higher than room temperature in Wassilla (in winter with the windows open) totally get the fact that Sarah "Word Salad" Palin achieves total FAIL every time she opens her pie hole.

a pair of forceps inexplicably lodged in your rectum

~TGW

Rectum? Practically killed him!

Be Well.

Oh sorry Spud, no I thought you meant RightisRight or something. My stepbrother's son (he's 15 yrs) who wanted a blog came up with the name and he wanted me to set up a blog for him under that name but he soon abandoned the blog to become addicted to WoW so I took the handle when I started to post at this site cuz it was so clever.

Pardon me I'm a bit tipsy. I d'not post on FARK. Though maybe i will in the future.

DAMN!!

That is one DUMB Governor!

Commonsense -- you said it!

After seeing just how inept Palin actually is, was McCain's selection of her a deliberate attempt to sabotage the GOP's power? (Or was it a subconscious gambit?)

In political history, the selection of Palin as McCain's VP pick will be studied and debated for years.

My own hunch goes as follows: McCain knew his party was dominated by the neocons and they used the theocons to get votes. Limbaugh, Kristol and Cheney's operatives all pushed Palin (why -- because she was telegenic and another blank slate that could be trained to mouth the American Enterprise Institute's talking points) over other more sensible picks. An intelligent McCain would have had to realize that the only way to knock down the neocons was to sabotage his campaign by taking their advice, accepting their suggested pick, campaigning hard himself and then letting her be her. In the end McCain was gracious in accepting a historic defeat in what should have been a very, very close election. And McCain goes back to the Senate to continue to be a "maverick" with his own GOP colleagues, he stands a bit closer to the nation's chief executive for having reconciled with him, and his neocon and theocon advisers and handlers have been poisoned by their own proximity to dumbed-down politics and to a toxic blank slate that they foisted upon McCain's campaign.

And one other reason McCain will be thankful this Thanksgiving: If he had won the election, he'd have been very scared that the neocons who schemed to get an empty suit into the White House to cover for President (in all but name only) Dick and Lynne Cheney would have had every reason in the world to get another empty suit (skirt?)into the White House. And if McCain's health ever became a serious enough issue that he could not take the inaugural oath, then empty suit Sarah would have been the person to take the oath on Jan 20, 2009, and the neocon's American Enterprise Institute, Sarah's briefing partner, would likely have guided every major appointment for a Palin administration, including, very likely, the selection of Palin's own replacement VP and nearly every cabinet official and appointees down the line.

(Just look at the history of the early GWB days -- nearly every national security and many other posts were filled by Cheney's cabal and AEI insiders or AEI cronies. Cheney's daughter (!!!) even was given a deputy State Dept. position where she could spy on Colin Powell and keep track of his activities where he might disagree with Dick and Lynne Cheney. Look it up!)

So, yes, McCain must be very thankful to have the Damocles sword removed from above his head.

I see you share my love of Jan Smithers, the former Mrs. James Brolin.

#25 | Posted by rcade

Oh yes indeedy. My my.

Loni who?

KGB -- Good points all.

I hope she sticks around she is damn funny. A master satirist? Quite possibly.

Thinking the other thread about the decline of american preemninence and Palin being a viable V-presential candidate are possibly linked.

I definitely see a SNL skit on this in the very near future... just too good to pass up.
The laugh-o-meter will break the dial.

I was told that turkeys are the dumbest bird alive, even dumber than Obama supporters.

I was told that...
#94 | Posted by ozzieoswald

C'mon, Oozie, time to grow up. You can't keep blame-shifting. Bush will be gone soon (though not soon enough) and you won't be able to keep blaming your stupid remarks on anybody but yourself.

According to Leno, the turkeys were begging to be put out of their misery after Palin started talking.

Ok, every turkey that we eat has to be killed. But how brain dead do you have to be to have your press conference with some guy slashing throuts and bleeding animals in the immediate background.

This video just killed any chance for Palin. It a huge blunder on her part. Pardon a turkey then talk so casually while mr smiles does his executions. Amazing and surreal. Wow.

"surreal"

Thanks, that's the word I was looking for.

What she said made hardly any sense at all, it was as if she was working with a clock and had to randomly generate words for x-minutes and y-seconds. But with that bath of blood in the background, the guy, and the turkeys, you're glued to the clip, like watching a slow-motion train wreck.

The writers at SNL just had another winning skit dropped into their laps. From their perspective, she just writes herself.

Why is this a big deal?

Those frozen turkeys in the meat aisle of the grocery store don't manifest in a vaccuum.

Actually, she gave a pretty good interview.

Nevertheless, once Palin-itis (irrational hatred of all things Palin) sets in it is impossible for her to say or do anything without it raising the hackles of a lefty.

Has Fey done any skits of her since Nov. 4th? I do so hope she breaks her promise now that Palin is unplugged. It's absurdism at it's finest.

WKRP IN CINCINNATI REUNION STARRING:

Andy Travis, Dr. Johnny Fever, Les Nessman, Herb Tarlek, Venus Flytrap, Bailey Quarters, and introducing Sarah from Wasilla.

#15 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at

I remember that episode

pretty funny wasnt it

of course it was hard to concentrate with loni on all the time

and rush reminded me of a funny story after he talked about this one

after the clean up in prince william sound and the oil spill, we spent 100,000 to clean up two otters and when they were released, they let school out and had a big celebration

after going just a ways out, a huge whale rose out of the water and ate them in one large gulp

isnt really related to this story but it sort of is

you know...the best laid plans and all that

you know...the best laid plans and all that

#103 | Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-11-22 11:42 AM

kinda like mcgramps/bimbo'08. right dipshit?

I like Reuben the Grinning Idiot in the background, mugging for the camera during Sarah Palin's big event.

I love turkey. I am roasting the first bird of the gorging season as I type. I plan to do at least three more. First attack is roast turkey with all the trimmings, pie w/coolwhip, stuffing, pie w/ice cream, cranberry sauce, plain pie, etc., etc. Than it's leftovers until the next one is thawed. Repeat. Repeat again. Repeat again. I loves the roast turkey. Obviously, at least four turkeys have to die for me to eat like this.

What do you think Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin should do with her future?

Run for president: 11% 9460
Stick to Alaska: 76% 66184
Write a book: 4% 3227
Host a TV show: 10% 8686

Total Votes: 87557

CNN poll

The American Indians supposedly used to thank the game they killed for providing them with sustenance. This is a distinct departure from watching a Chinese butcher dispassionately reduce a carcass to its various cuts.

It seems that most people become oblivious to the source of their "meat." And if it's non-mammalian, watch a fisherman land a fish and have it flounder about in the air without any thought that he is watching a living thing perish and suffer in the process.

Most animals are indifferent to the fate and feelings of their prey. Those of us separated from the process of reducing an animal to "food," tend not to "connect the dots," and that's probably a good thing.

I'd just as soon receive my food processed and tasty. But we have been conditioned to be effete and decadent, suppressing the realities of life because they've become distasteful to us.

I think that there's some Hebrew injunction regarding not eating an animal while it's still living, and some Islamic groups have what is supposed to be a gentle method of slaughter, incising a hole in the sheep, and holding it's heart. Yet in some Chinese eateries (in China) a delicacy is having a living monkey or ape with its neck secured in a hole in the table and its head protruding, having its head cracked open, and its brain eaten while it is still alive. In Japan, there is a "delicacy" that involves eating shrimp while they are still alive, and moving while sliding down your throat.

But then, American college boys used to swallow live goldfish.

Different strokes for different folks.

"Yet in some Chinese eateries (in China) a delicacy is having a living monkey or ape with its neck secured in a hole in the table and its head protruding, having its head cracked open, and its brain eaten while it is still alive"

We no like.
Just wait 'till the vote returns come in from Monkey Island.
~J. Fred "Ya Doesn't Hafta Call Me Johnson" Muggs

Doc, are you an ovo-lacto vegetarian? Or what kind? I certainly hope that you don't use leather or fur in any form, or feathers, or anything manufactured using bone, beaks, or other animal parts. And how about those hollowed, out eggs. Even simulaions are taboo. Hey, hey Faberge, how many eggs have you killed today?

And what about medicine manufacture exploiting animals? Do you take innoculations?

I'm struck by the seeming anomaly that enables lefties to be so sensitive to the fate of animals, and yet accept with great equanimity Obama's vote in Illinois to exempt infanticide from punishment.

"The American Indians supposedly used to thank the game they killed for providing them with sustenance."

The opening scene of Last of the Mohicans was a pleasing rendition of that notion.

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Of course not all opening scenes involving hunting are as touching.

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#110 | Posted by Johnson

(To be continued...ad nauseum, ad absurdum)

Palin is missing a sensitivity chip - BIG TIME.

OMG - They have to proccess Turkkeys before you can eat them!?!?! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously, we in this country are a fucking embarassment if we cant handle food getting prepared for market. Grow up. Bet you watch all that garabge TV with the hold ups and car crashes and junk, but this is what bothers you?

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