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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as "Joe the Plumber," has signed a book deal with a small publisher in Texas to write Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream. "I won't cash in, and when people do read the book they will figure out that I didn't cash in," he said.

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Bad news Joe...your wealth WILL be redistributed.

What? He can write????

Go for it Joe-the rightwing propoganda machine made you a national joke. You deserve some money ( and maybe a quickie form sarah and cindi) from the rightards who'll buy your book to express solidarity with delusional unlicensed plumbers. I'm sure they'll rush to buy your book.

Maybe you can tam up with Palin and do "300 moose recipes and whaere they go after about three days".

It'd be symbolic of the GOP's future.

Will it be a graphic novel or a pop up book?


Funny, I kept hearing from the right that it was the left that was keeping him in the news.

Can anyone tell me what this man did to deserve the label "Fighting for the American dream"?

John McCain called him a "true American hero". Why?

What? He can write????

#2 | Posted by RichInHD

Hell man, anyone can do what obama did and hire a ghost writer.

Hell man, anyone can do what obama did and hire a ghost writer.

#6 | Posted by Sniper


William Ayers, right?

"hire a ghost writer"


I'm available.
I'm a ghost.
And I'm friendly.
~Casper

Hell man, anyone can do what obama did and hire a ghost writer.
Posted by Sniper

Actually, if I remember right, Obama wrote his own. It was McCain that had a ghost writer. Just goes to show you what being 5th from the bottom in your class ranking can get you.

Riiight, because we all know that some black guy who went to Harvard couldn't possibly put his own words together.

Idiot.

Riiight, because we all know that some black guy who went to Harvard couldn't possibly put his own words together.
- Posted by RevJack23

Didn't our glorious leader go to Yale? I'd be surprised if he could write his own name (does he put an "X" in all of the laws he signs...hmmmm)

Just goes to show you what being 5th from the bottom in your class ranking can get you.

#9 | Posted by rjgonzalez

I'm so glad you were below me looking up my ass in high school. I would have never finished that high without your nose up there pushing me.

I'm so glad you were below me looking up my ass in high school. I would have never finished that high without your nose up there pushing me.
Posted by Sniper

Don't know if you understood I was referring to McCain. Was he in your class?

Heh. While I'd love to cheer that one on, RJG, I doubt Bush is completely illiterate.

Of course, he went to Yale on more than a few coat tails. Obama had to work for it.

How come Joe the Plumber is everything but a plumber? Come to think of it. Doesn't he look like that guy who managed to get into the White House Press Room and asked questions while having no press credentials? It was learned later that he was a former male prostitute. Who has more closeted gay men? The GOP or the WWE. Maybe next Joe will be Joe the Wrestler or Joe the Hooker.

Jeff Gannon was his name. Could Jeff the Hooker and Joe the Plumber been separated at birth?

Joe the Joke. He's almost as funny as Caribou Barbi.

While I'd love to cheer that one on, RJG, I doubt Bush is completely illiterate.
Posted by RevJack23

I was just trying to explain that it doesn't always count what school you go to...and having some fun at the same time. You do have to admit that as far as presidential intellgence goes, I doubt Bush would rank near the top.

I can't wait to see how many "Joe the Idiot"'s buy this garbage.

I thought he was going to be a country singer.



"Joe the Tax Evader"

Joe the Plumber? Is he one of Nixon's guys who is now coming out? Gonna write a book on Deep Throat? Gotta buy that, fer suuuure!

Yeah Joe was quoted (jokingly) from his latest "interview" on MSNBC last night. The interview (I kid you not) was from a Highschool newspaper...

Your 15 minutes are up Joe, now go away...

Didn't our glorious leader go to Yale?

That was pre-coke and alcoholism.

Instant remainder - coming soon to a Dollar Tree near you!

Sorry Joe, Ayers is a good writer but he can help Obama only. Find someone else.

Instant remainder - coming soon to a Dollar Tree near you!

#25 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

Strewth.

Buy one fer a buck and get two mAnn Coulter books AND the upcoming Caribou Barbie Manifesto fer FREE!

/If you have a diarhetic parrot at home, it's well worth checking out.

Be Well.

"Didn't our glorious leader go to Yale?

#11 | Posted by rjgonzalez "

He only got in because he was a legacy.

If you have a diarhetic parrot at home, it's well worth checking out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A!!!!!!
Phunnie Phlag!!!

Sorry Joe, Ayers is a good writer but he can help Obama only. Find someone else.

#26 | Posted by takitez at 2008-11-20 05:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

How about G. Gordon Liddy?

He tells people how to kill federal agents on his radio show.

Maybe he can be McLoser's ghost writer.

Face it, your kind was given the boot by 'Real Americans'. You lose. Game over.

"Face it, your kind was given the boot by 'Real Americans'. You lose. Game over."

Game over, man! Game over! What are we going to do now?

Oh the liberal game....LOL. So long as the Constitution is intact and I can pray read the Bible, I can rest on the side and watch liberals self destruct within a few years.

I don't consider myself losing so long as I refuse to let liberals pull me down....

commonsense,
your moniker is so ironic!!!


Joe the delusional unemployed idiot's book deal is with a Texan publisher.

That's it, Takitez. Keep your delusional sense of self for as long as you can.

Forget the book.

His buddy W has torpedoed the American Dream for the next 10 years, if we're lucky.

commonsense,
your moniker is so ironic!!!


Joe the delusional unemployed idiot's book deal is with a Texan publisher.

#33 | Posted by MattytheBean at 2008-11-20 10:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

????? What?

Enough with Joe the Plumber.


The one I want to hear more about is Dino the Used Car Salesman.

well why not

when he was being savaged by the press just because he made barry BLOW HIS ECONOMIC COVER.....I said that he should make some money off of it..

so blowjob billy can make a million telling us how to get a fat intern to blow you and its a problem with this

I WONT BUY it but so what???


and the media is concerned with this and they put the article...in the houston paper anyway...about syria being found PROVEN to have had a nuke on the 12th page of the first section

You libs should love his book, you are use to having someone blow smoke up your ass.

BL2, you are correct. He caught the little 'o' away from his handlers and tela-prompters and then barry leaked his true objective.

By the way, where has berry been this past week?


when he was being savaged by the press just because he made barry BLOW HIS ECONOMIC COVER....

He caught the little 'o' away from his handlers and tela-prompters and then barry leaked his true objective.
~Nitwit Central


Joe lied about being a plumber*

Joe lied about buying the business*

Joe lied about being named Joe*

'Joe' will do better under "Berry"

*Media's Fault

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