"Name one that makes less than $100 an hour for billing purposes."
Which reminds me of the story of the attorney who dies of a heart attack. He meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and, being a lawyer, starts to argue with him:
Attorney: I am not supposed to be dead. I am only 57 years old.
St. Peter: We don't make mistakes here.
Attorney: No, you see, I am only 57 years old. I'm not supposed to be dead this young.
St. Peter: As I said, we don't make mistakes here.
Attorney: But I told you. I AM ONLY 57 YEARS OLD AND I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
St. Peter: Okay, okay, I'll go check.
St. Peter goes and checks the Book of Life and returns to the attorney.
St. Peter: So, you say you're only 57 years old?
Attorney: That's right. I'm only 57 years old.
St. Peter: Well, according to your billing records you're 82.