Go Sarah Go!

My name is Sarah.
I come from Wasilla.
I read all the noosepapers.
I hunt moos in Alaska.
I can see Roosha frum my frent yerd.
I wunt to be Prezeedunt.
Of the Ewenighted Staits of Uhmerika.
Can I haf my $US 7 mil now, please, cuz I need shoes.
Yup, you betcha.
SWAK
Sarah

"Yet there are already signs that conservative Republicans, thrilled by Palin's right-wing views, are manoeuvring to keep her in the public eye with a view to the 2012 elections and beyond."

Apparently some of you all are still confused as to what constitutes a real conservative.

She, (palin)is a walking, talking obituary for the anti-intellectual social terrorists that have been calling themselves "conservatives" for two decades now.

My condolences in advance.

Sarah Palin Set To Reap $7M Book Deal

That much for a book titled My Pet Moose?

GWB is looking forward to the book. He will be reading it in his ranch in Paraguay.

How about a bet on how much it ends up losing the Publisher?
14 Mil? 21-28Mil? Anyone?

Depends on how the contract is written. Used to be (may still be the case, though I've been away from it for a while) you got half the advance on signing, the other half when the publisher received an "acceptable manuscript." (Care to guess who got to decide that?) I can't imagine a publisher paying Palin $7m for a book. Where does the $7m figure come from, anyway? Someone who wants to shop her unwritten book around? If that's the case, I've got a $3m spider corenered on my back porch, if anyone's interested.

Bridge to Nowhere: The Sarah Palin Story
By
Sarah Palin
(and someone either named or unnamed who can actually write)

Frank...the counts on the first edition will keep their losses to a minimum. It won't take long for that ghost-written fluff tome to wind up languishing at Barnes & Noble in the remainder pile next to a stack of old hard-back Ludlum and Jackie Collins yarns.

Why not a book. Surely someone on the Anchorage Daily News (which she couldn't identify) might ghost-write it for her. Or even better yet: "My Life In Politics." All blank pages. herm

Comic book.

"Madam Palindrone"

Why not a book. Surely someone on the Anchorage Daily News (which she couldn't identify) might ghost-write it for her. Or even better yet: "My Life In Politics." All blank pages. herm

#9 | Posted by herm

Obama had his books ghost written - what's the problem with that - his next book - "Pull the Other One, or How I duped the American public into voting for a community organizer".

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

She's writing a sequel to Atlas Shrugged. It's gonna be called 'Atlas Shrugged and I fell out of his ass'.

Obama's book was ghost written by Ayers--so the rumor goes.

It is so funny to read posts from folks who actually believe Sarah Palin appeals to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

Obama's book was ghost written by Ayers--so the rumor goes.

#15 | Posted by MURPHY

There you go again... reinforcing your reputation.

SAN--She does appeal to megamillions.

There you go again--

Here San--

There YOU go again--

www.wnd.com

Puhleeese.

SAN--She does appeal to megamillions.
#18 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-18 01:03 PM

YEAH!

Except that in America, every auto accident garners its share of rubbernecker! Apparently you have also confused a morbid fascination with train wrecks for valid admiration ---- again!

But hey, don't let me stop you from hanging your hat on her ---- these past two elections have put me at ease with voting straight up democrat! I have no more anxiety about doing it (this last election was easy)!

Obama's book was ghost written by Ayers--so the rumor goes.

#15 | Posted by MURPHY

Trig is really Bristol's baby--so the rumor goes.
Bigfoot is real--so the rumor goes.
Aliens are held at Area 51--so the rumor goes.
9/11 was a inside job--so the rumor goes.
Jews control the media--so the rumor goes.
Murphy is a man--so the rumor goes.

See where I'm going with this?

Obama's book was ghost written by Ayers--so the rumor goes.

#15 | Posted by MURPHY

I was so proud of you on the other thread when you finally admitted that the whole Obama isn't a citizen thing had been thoroughly debunked. Then you immediately revert to type.

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

No, Murphy, what's funny is that you haven't yet noticed who won the election, not to mention that the name of Sarah Palin will go down in history about as well as that of Bill ("Do you know me?") Miller.

San--why do you think I posted --as the rumor goes?

Get a grip.

Trig is really Bristol's baby--so the rumor goes.
Bigfoot is real--so the rumor goes.
Aliens are held at Area 51--so the rumor goes.
9/11 was a inside job--so the rumor goes.
Jews control the media--so the rumor goes.
Murphy is a man--so the rumor goes.

See where I'm going with this?

Posted by TFDNihilist

Guess which 3 of the preceding are actually true.

Actually 9/11 was a inside job. Scott Peterson knoew this and that is why the federal gov't framed him for murder

Obama had his books ghost written
#12 | Posted by ELCIDCE90

Credible link that proves that to be the case.
Thanks.
I'll wait.

"It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.
#13 | Posted by MURPHY"

ROTFLMAO

Hell Doc. You and Null will be the first in line.

Just for Doc--

"Just for Doc--"

That link was posted here ages ago, Murphy.
Like I said:

"Credible link that proves that to be the case.
Thanks.
I'll wait."

Still waiting...

Q.E.D.

Hey will it come with a bottle of Power Steering Fluid?? I sure hope so.

Larry

Q.E.D.

#34 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-11-18 04:21 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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Queef Expectancy Denied??

Hey will it come with a bottle of Power Steering Fluid?? I sure hope so.

Larry -- the book will probably be $25. A bottle of power steering fluid is probably about $3. Just trying to save you a little money.

How much does the illustrator get? Cause I'm thinking they'll be more pictures than words in this one....

"See Sarah run. Run, Sarah, run."

Larry -- the book will probably be $25. A bottle of power steering fluid is probably about $3. Just trying to save you a little money.

Posted by goatman at 2008-11-18 05:44 PM | Reply

Buy the book and the bottle of power steering fluid is free. Hey better than spending 3 bucks for a bottle of power steering fluid. Think about it You buy the book donate it to Your public library and then You keep the bottle of power steering fluid for use in Your own auto and volla You done two good deeds for the day.

Larry

Hell they could rebrand the Power Steering Fluid STP Power Steering Fluid. Sarah Talks Palin. It would be killer.

Larry

Larry, what is the obsession with power steering fluid?

It's Her voice. It sounds like a dry power steering Pump in the middle of winter. You know that high pitched wail followed by the bellyache that follows. I know You have read it here before. Goatman.

Larry

I know You have read it here before. Goatman.

I've read it, but I've never heard it. I guess I just caught her on her good days and you on the bad.

That's what his business partner told Todd.

What's really pathetic, is that ignorant boobs like Murph will actually pay money fer this sort of drivel.

You betcha' ;o)

Is there a single politician who hasn't written a book?

Is there a single politician who hasn't written a book?

#47 | Posted by CalifChris at 2008-11-19 12:01 AM | Reply

W

Is there a single politician who hasn't written a book?

#47 | Posted by CalifChris at 2008-11-19 12:01 AM | Reply

W

#48 | Posted by Buffalo_Bob

Who stands the chance of becoming (in his own words), "A comma in history".

How about this book title:

"How I Almost Became and Almost V.P."

I have news for Murphy. Americans don't love losers. We kick them to the curb. Or in Palin's case, back to the ice ages.

Sarah Palin is like watching a train wreck ~ in perpetual never ending loops.

Will we never be spared? Gawd, Larry is right. Her voice makes my television set reverberate.

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

It's funny to read posts from people who think there is anything to "get." She is nothing more than an extreme case of what happens when a guy wants a piece of ass. I "get" it, I've seen it quite often throughout my adult life, so has everyone else. Those things on the front of her, on her chest there, that's not where she keeps her spare brains.

As for the 7 million, if I had that kind of coin to toss around I'd do it, but I would stipulate that each and every word and every bit of work on the "book" had to come from her. I wonder how many people would "get" her after reading it.

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

Pat Robertson does too. I wouldn't want him within 500 miles of the White House either.

Maybe she can dedicate it to that guy who killed Nixon...Duran Duran

Q.E.D.
...
Queef Expectancy Denied??
#36 | Posted by LarryMohr

Hold on there, Lar: Quoad Erat Demonstrandum

Quoad = Quod

What's fascinating about this gem that has Murphy wetting herself is that as far as I can tell nobody has offered even a slice of seal meat, a shank of caribou, or a pinch of whale fat---let alone any real money---for Palin to write anything about anything.

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

Had no idea there was anything to get.

Murph predicts Palin'll be a force to reckon with in 2 or 4 years..

I predict she'll be a very minor footnote in 1 1/2.

Murphy

Get this to Sarah right away.

Huh Doc Sarvis You totally lost Me there. Translation please

Larry

Q.E.D. = Quod Erat Demonstrandum, Latin for "that which was to be demonstrated." As in: You say, "What goes up must come down." Then toss an apple in the air and let it fall. Q.E.D. My use of it here was with reference to waiting for Murphy to come up with a credible link that proved Obama's book was ghostwritten. I waited an hour, she couldn't produce it---what she eventually came up with was neither credible nor proof---and having waited an hour I wrote "Q.E.D.," believing my point---that she was spouting bullshit---had been proven by Murphy's own sloppiness and inaction. Phew! Gotta take a rest.

How're things out in the western part of the state these days? Getting nippy yet?

"What's fascinating about this gem that has Murphy wetting herself is that as far as I can tell nobody has offered even a slice of seal meat, a shank of caribou, or a pinch of whale fat---let alone any real money---for Palin to write anything about anything."

Ol' Doc sure has it in for Sweet Sarah, doesn't he? She probably turned him down for a date at some point in his miserable life or maybe she peed on his mooseburger. Here we are with all this vitriol from a guy who read "It Takes A Village" 42 times. I think it was required reading, along with "Heather Has Two Mommies," for his pee-aitch-dee. I'll bet his dissertation was really entertaining. He's probably pissed because nobody is offering him anything for a book but he could probably do well in stand-up comedy.

STILL way above My intelligence level Doc Sarvis. That's ok though I will just grin and nod like I understand it. I don't know about western Kansas since I am in the Central part of the State but it's getting colder not quick enough for My liking however. Other than that peachy keen otherwise.

Larry

LMAO...reading the daily lefty regulars on the DR poke fun at Palin's intelligence and appeal...considering her accomplishments .
So...how many of you can say you were a mayor, a gov or a VP candidate ?
Yup...you really have to be stupid to get that far.

"LMAO...reading the daily lefty regulars on the DR poke fun at Palin's intelligence and appeal..."

I think some of our little DR friends are seen on camera here...The old white haired guy is probably Dead Pud.

LMAO...reading the daily lefty regulars on the DR poke fun at Palin's intelligence and appeal...considering her accomplishments .
So...how many of you can say you were a mayor, a gov or a VP candidate ?
Yup...you really have to be stupid to get that far.

#63 | Posted by kerrin57

Kinda puts me in mind of old Illona Staller over in Italy there (wink).

(You probably know her better as Cicciolina)

Jesty...there are enough dummies on both sides.

Unfortunately socialist dems and Acorn loaded theirs on a bus trip to several precincts and showed them where to mark their ballots.

Doc--why don't you go ---do something that is physically impossible to do.

You are really a gem--

I gave you a link on the Obama ghostwriter--

Cashill claims to be an expert.

Here is another--

Keep spewing forth the balderdash ehhhhhhhh Murphy. Why am I NOT surprised in the least.

Larry

Good for her, Good for Alaska.

It's all the less she'll have to steal from the Alaskan Taxpayers.

Who would by a book by Palin? People like Murphy? Hopefully the country isn't that bad off. I'll check book sales as a barometer. Anything over 10,000 copies, and America is doomed.

SAN--She does appeal to megamillions.

#18 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-18 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

Thankfully, even 'megamillions' was still not enough.

Who would by a book by Palin?

I probably will. She seems like an interesting woman.

I was hoping for Maxim.

"She seems like an interesting woman."

Posted by goatman at 2008-11-19 08:42 PM

Sylvia Earle is an interesting woman.

Sally Ride is an interesting woman.

Lily Litvak was an interesting woman.

Hypatia was an interesting woman.

Hatsepshut was an interesting woman.

Sarah Palin is a megalomaniac who briefly won an irrelevant lottery.

"Sarah Palin is a megalomaniac who briefly won an irrelevant lottery."

#75 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-11-19 08:50 PM | Reply | Flag: newsworthy, funny and true

"Sarah Palin is a megalomaniac who briefly won an irrelevant lottery."

Well put, but I would add one more word in there...

"Sarah Palin is a dumb megalomaniac who briefly won an irrelevant lottery."

Sure to be in the discount rack at conservativebooks.com right next to the latest drivel from Ann Coulter that premiered at $1.

Sarah Palin is a megalomaniac who briefly won an irrelevant lottery.

I'll let you know if that's true after I read the book. I really don't know enough about her to form that sort of opinion.

As a partisian hack, I understand that the R in her name is all you need to form your opinion. I tend to deeper than one letter

"I'll let you know if that's true after I read the book. I really don't know enough about her to form that sort of opinion."

You have to read her inevitably self-serving biography before forming an opinion?

" I understand that the R in her name is all you need to form your opinion. I tend to deeper than one letter"

Speaking of self-serving horseshit, Mr. Deep...the R had nothing to do with it. Her views, resume, and her performance since being picked, everything.

"You have to read her inevitably self-serving biography before forming an opinion?"

LOL!!!

"Speaking of self-serving horseshit, Mr. Deep...the R had nothing to do with it. Her views, resume, and her performance since being picked, everything."

Newsworthy.

Hans

Well, good for her.

Her views, resume, and her performance since being picked, everything.

Thank you for your opinion, null. I'll form my own, though.

'I understand'

Posted by goatman

You understand how to replace a bilge pump.

You understand how to replace a bilge pump.

I do, of course, but that is actually the mechanic's job.

Do you have any other earth shattering revelations you'd like to share with us, zat?

A re-retort. We've done this before people.

"I probably will. She seems like an interesting woman."

Wow.

I don't think anyone thought you were that stupid.

I didn't.

I was wrong.

I was wrong.

What a surprise

Palin's book is already out.

"What a surprise"

It is fairly uncommon.

"I probably will. She seems like an interesting woman."

Interesting like a trainwreck.

Interesting like a trainwreck.

cue Hans: Gleefully jumping up and down, rubbing hands together, praising null for his exceptionally witty retort, and posting "newsworthy" flags as fast as his chubby little fingers allow.

"Interesting like a trainwreck."

I think a wet t-shirt contest would be a better comparison.

"cue Hans: Gleefully jumping up and down..."

You've got some strange fantasies there, goat-boy.

You've got some strange fantasies there, goat-boy.

Like you wouldn't believe.

"Like you wouldn't believe."

Coming from a liberal like you, nothing would surprise me.

You've got some strange fantasies there, goat-boy.

Like you wouldn't believe.

#95 | Posted by goatman

Santa might bring you a "Patented Palin Porno Pillow" this year, GOAT LOL

Make that howling liberal.

Coming from a liberal like you,

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a liberal.

Santa might bring you a "Patented Palin Porno Pillow" this year

I'd like to say I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she looks eerily similiar to my aunt who works for you-know-who. That would be a little creepy.

All part of a liberal rape fantasy. They Raped Palin in the press and the libs (and effete cons) wish they could do it real life.

Gutter, rapist, fantasy.

"...but I'm not a liberal."

No shit, bonehead.

I was being facetious.

But you have noted before that all the other neanderthals on yer oil rig believe you to be a liberal.

Book deal? I'd love to see what kind of book she is capable of writing. I doubt she could even write a successful blog.

no no no GOAT

"Patented Palin Porno Pillow" Comes complete with the 'up bun' hair you can shake out to get that kitty purrrrring (batteries included). As a bonus, the glasses you can take off of her let the tiger out of her cage and she says words dear to any Palin fan: "This country", "Bill Ayers is a terrorist", "Nucular", and many more.

If that weren't enough, and even if it's stretching the truth (pun), her stomach is as taut as a nublie young thang rather than a mother of 5 kids. Bet you could start a franchise on the rig. *grin*

The Party needs to go back to their roots of fiscal conservatism and ditch the religious ideologues.

But you have noted before that all the other neanderthals on yer oil rig believe you to be a liberal.

I wouldn't classify the people on my rig as Neanderthals, but yes, a lot of them do indeed believe me to be a liberal.

BTW, why do you insult people whom you've never met?

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.
#13 | Posted by MURPHY

Murphy: Amy Winehouse appeals to millions of people everywhere, but I wouldn't vote for her, nor would I want her to be in the White House. You can do better than that.

To Every Publisher Everywhere:

It has come to my attention that a proposal for a book by Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, is being shopped around to all of you.

As you consider the proposal, there is one thing you might want to keep in mind:

Her base does not read. Oh, they'll do it if they have to decipher the menu at the Olive Garden, and they can fill out a W-2, but reading something between covers? If you'll do some asking around instead of sitting on your high-toned asses in New York, you'll find they hardly ever do that. Their bookshelves -the one or two they have - are stuffed with Longaberger baskets and Precious Memories figurines, not the works of George F. Will. At best, you might find a couple of old Harlequin romances and a copy of the Chilton manual for the Ford F-150 languishing between an old teddy bear and a giant brandy snifter full of pennies.

Save your money. Or better yet, spend it on worthwhile works written for the literate - you know, the people who actually buy books? This is an instant remainder, trust me.

Yours,

Mare

Thank you for your opinion, null. I'll form my own, though.

#83 | Posted by goatman

Well, anybody that hasn't formed an opinion by now is either uninformed or an idiot. And anyone who has to wait for Palin's book is laughably naive as well.

Mary--

Her base does not read.

You are an idiot..--sorry but you are.

My name is Sarah.
I come from Wasilla.
I read all the noosepapers.
I hunt moos in Alaska.
I can see Roosha frum my frent yerd.
I wunt to be Prezeedunt.
Of the Ewenighted Staits of Uhmerika.
Can I haf my $US 7 mil now, please, cuz I need shoes.
Yup, you betcha.
SWAK
Sarah

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

And Palin is going to have the last word dissing you morons! And, make serious money doing it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whatever, null.

I have a suggestion. I'll read what I want to and you read what you want to. Doesn't seem like too bad a deal to me.

"Her base does not read.

You are an idiot..--sorry but you are.

#110 | Posted by MURPHY "

You're probably right, Murphy, her base does not read. Excluding supermarket tabloids, of course.

"Her base does not read.

You are an idiot..--sorry but you are.

#110 | Posted by MURPHY "

You're probably right, Murphy, her base does not read. Excluding supermarket tabloids, of course.

#113 | Posted by nullifidian

Like Stephen King saying that the people in the military don't read?

Liberals are so stupid.

Very..

"You are an idiot..--sorry but you are."

Murphy:

Too close to the bone for you?

Or are you pissed that I didn't mention your collection of bar matchbooks?

"And Palin is going to have the last word dissing you morons! And, make serious money doing it."

Palin may make serious money, but her publisher is going to take a bath in what are already very tough times.

In fact, if you put baskets of dollar bills in every toilet stall in every publishing house in New York for the next year, you would still not waste as much money as giving Palin a seven-million-dollar advance will.

And the money would be put to a higher and better use.

How is this different from Hillary's "It Takes a Village to Raise an Idiot?"

Oh, wait. I see the danger. There is the remotest chance that Palin could depose The Chosen One in 2012 and end the Liberal Dream. Let the slamming continue. Watching the paranoia mount is today's best entertainment value under a dollar.

If obama continues with politicians for his cabinet and nothing but political postering gets done palin will win hands down, and as dumb as she is she will gain my vote.

At least we will know they are pushing the nation into a direction instead of lazy do nothing democrat party political postering of nothingness.

The democrat party is already playing not to lose when the game hasn't even started.

The good thing about a Palin book is that it will give her supporters a reason to learn how to read.

Having done nothing in two years, cant wait to see them next year. Now they cant threaten to fillibuster themselves, this will hilaraious.

I didnt scroll down for time reasons but I am sure that the left here just thinks she is doing us a favor by giving us information into her inner self and how she made it to where she is and all those other feel good things they said about hillary and bill when they got thier advances and paid for writing thier little books.
I have no doubt that our lib bros here were just as fair and balanced here as they always are...

yeah...sure

The only thing Sarah Palin could score is an Ice Pond surface with her Lee Press-Ons so she can go fishing with her machine gun.

BLT:

Hey, Moron. Bill and Hillary were SOMEONE. Sarah Palin is a joke.

But then again, you republicans never were very good at recognizing the embodiment of foolishness even when it led your party.

Can you see Russia from your doorstep too?

Palin deserves every cent. How awesome is it that she will take in more cash on her book deal that King B. Hussein Obama!!

You know, it is interesting to me that everyone who likes Sarah Palin is an idiot with no education and a redneck and a hillbilly, etc. so on & so forth when the truth is, there are more women like her than the pants suit, bitter, feminist, man hating, shrill, "I'm as good as a man & I can prove it!" mules that the left loves so much. They are all of those things of course until they can cry sexism when it suits them when they & their NOW buddies have done more to trap women in the victim mode than any guy ever has. Women can be smart & pretty and they can be from the country & not be hicks. You can love your family & your partner & make a home and still be sucessful. Furthermore, she must be something to have you guys with such hatred for her in such an uproar. When I went to the polls on election day, my consolation for the loss was the interest and presence of young conservative women. They're not all Hillary, Gloria, Nancy drones and that doesn't make them wrong.

"...there are more women like her..."

Yeah! Just look at how Vice President-elect Palin pulled in the women-like-her vote.

Hans

Palin may make serious money, but her publisher is going to take a bath in what are already very tough times.

In fact, if you put baskets of dollar bills in every toilet stall in every publishing house in New York for the next year, you would still not waste as much money as giving Palin a seven-million-dollar advance will.

And the money would be put to a higher and better use.

#117 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

I'll bet anything that it won't be anywhere near the bath that Nancy Pelosi's publisher took. Everyone's doing their best to make it seem as if Palin wouldn't succeed in this venue, while one of their own couldn't sell 5,000 frickin books.

Go Sarah Go!

#1 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-18 11:19 AM |

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Who would by a book by Palin?

I probably will. She seems like an interesting woman.

#73 | Posted by goatman at 2008-11-19 08:42 PM |

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-18 01:00 PM
if only those "millions and millions of people'....oh never mind.

You are an idiot..--sorry but you are.

#110 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-19 11:29 PM

....from the best of smurphy mckankles.

San--why do you think I posted --as the rumor goes?

Get a grip.

#26 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-18 01:18 PM

more.

smurphy calling someone else an idiot...classic.

Or are you pissed that I didn't mention your collection of bar matchbooks?

#116 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

No-- I save the twizzle sticks--;o)

-------

I apologize for calling you an idiot--that was not nice.

We can call politicians and other figures that --but should refrain from calling other DR posters names like that.

Except for Hans--WOFBO! But that is our joke and no ill will. ;o)

"I apologize for calling you an idiot--that was not nice."

Apology for the direct slam accepted.

We now return to our regularly scheduled attacks on one another's political positions, and other assorted bitchery.

What larks!

"Except for Hans--WOFBO!"

;0)

Hans, the WOFBO

figures...

Forget rewarding hard work in this country...

Let's continue to reward the inept,
the corrupt, and the politically positioned
t.v. hogs who need Ghostwriters to create
more Fiction for public consumption...

And we wonder why this nation is spiraling
around the toilet bowl basin...

My name is Sarah.
I come from Wasilla.
I read all the noosepapers.
I hunt moos in Alaska.
I can see Roosha frum my frent yerd.
I wunt to be Prezeedunt.
Of the Ewenighted Staits of Uhmerika.
Can I haf my $US 7 mil now, please, cuz I need shoes.
Yup, you betcha.
SWAK
Sarah

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis
--------------------------
So Doc,

How many copies are you buying?

Lonnie

No, Murphy, what's funny is that you haven't yet noticed who won the election, not to mention that the name of Sarah Palin will go down in history about as well as that of Bill ("Do you know me?") Miller.

#25 | Posted by sitdown
---------
Just because she didn't win the election doesn't mean people won't buy her book. To ignore her appearance on SNL and how many tuned in to watch is kind of lame. There is interest in her. I'm sure you guys will buy her book too. ;) .

Lonnie

This is the Govs consolation prize to keep her on the hook to dangle in front of the conservatives for a few years. She will end up writing for a right wing conservative publisher who will find a right wing donor to pay for all the first edition to give away at right wing events then tout how popular her thought and writings are.

They are going to attempt to put her in the same league as Obama.

BLT:

Hey, Moron. Bill and Hillary were SOMEONE. Sarah Palin is a joke.

But then again, you republicans never were very good at recognizing the embodiment of foolishness even when it led your party.

Can you see Russia from your doorstep too?

#124 | Posted by DUMPLING1 at 2008-11-20 01:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

Palin never said she could see Russia from her doorstep. It was a line by Tina Fey in a SNL spoof of Palin; but, morons on the left liked it so much they went with it any way.

"Palin never said she could see Russia from her doorstep."

No, she & other Republicans merely pointed to her proximity to Russia as a substitute for actual foreign policy experience, which was equally as laughable.