He should have done it the old fashioned way and ate twinkies untill he was ready explode.

If he went by Fed Ex, they'll never find him. Like many other things, he'll be lost forever.

Those yoga classes really paid off.

Those yoga classes really paid off.

#3 | Posted by silver_ironist

I can understand him being able to fold himself up to fit in an envelope-but how in the hell did he lick the flap and seal it?
Let alone drop the envelope in a Mailbox?

*i am going to have to file this away for use at a later date...

guaranteed delivery by 10:30 am

crazy... but really, how did he seal the carton? He had to have had a helper with a roll of packing tape.

do they have a tracking number?

Argh. Where'd me link go?

Can't blame the guy for trying whatever he can to get out of a Turkish prison on a drug charge.
Especially after seeing the movie "Midnight Express."

I wonder how much he weighed? Since he was a drug dealer maybe he was able to lose a lot of weight with diet pills and speed.

Someone ought to market a new diet based on this guy's story -- "The Turkish Fed Ex Diet" -- 'cause women will try any new diet as they're always looking to lose 10 more pounds. Whoever markets that diet needs to be sure to include the diet pills and speed along with it. He'll make a fortune.

um, CC, it was a German prison, kind of like a hotel compared to most prisons in the US...

Bellaspapa

um, CC, it was a German prison, kind of like a hotel compared to most prisons in the US...

Opps. Nothing like missing the 1/2 inch high letters in the headline, huh?

Guess I read too fast when I went straight to the article and saw the sentence below in the article I confused it with where he was imprisoned. You're right. BIG difference between doing jail time in Germany and Turkey!

"The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - had been making stationery with other prisoners destined for the shops....