Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, November 11, 2008

In an interview with Fox News, Sarah Palin said she hopes God will "show her the way" to the White House if the opportunity presents itself in 2012. "I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door," she said. "Show me where the open door is."

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Sarah Palin will say anything, up to and including that she was abducted and sodomized by aliens, to stay in the national spotlight.

Limelight is more addictive than crack cocaine.

"SARAH Palin has hinted she may run for president in 2012"

She may want to visit a Library First!

Sarah,
Please, Please, Please, be the Rep candidate for CIC in 2012.
Maybe the kids will even be married by then.

I would love to see the text of her aborted 'concession speach' which McCain nixed.

Polls indicate that almost 70% of Republicans want her to run in '12.

Same polls indicate that 100% of Democrats want her to.

Of course we want mooselini to run. It'd be fun.
Then we'd all vote for her opponent.

Palin: The future of the Democratic Party.

I'm praying for her to run. Sarah Palin was the best thing to happen to this site's traffic since Janet Jackson's left breast.

If she's going to run for President in 2012, then she's going to have to become significantly more intelligent and informed about events outside of Alaska within the next few years. Otherwise, it's going to be very interesting watching the GOP primaries....

" Janet Jackson's left breast "
-RCADE

Rogers, it was the right one.

www.scripting.com

God will decide? Ai yah, I wonder which of the voices in the back of her head is supposed to be God's....

Incidentally, I took a vote. By a margin of 594 to 22, the voices in the back of my head think you are all insane and should be locked away so the worms can eat you instead of me.

Sorry Sarah, but your imaginary friend doesn't exist.
Fucking nutcase.

Talk about denial...


She doesn't realize what she looks like to the rest of us.

She probably doesn't realize she's gonna be somewhat lees cute in '12. And she'll be a grandmother.

And she'll be a grandmother.

#12 | Posted by TedBaxter

Likely several times over.

Polls indicate that almost 70% of Republicans want her to run in '12.
Same polls indicate that 100% of Democrats want her to.

#4 | POSTED BY SANANTONIOROGUE AT 2008-11-11 10:18 AM

Amen. This is exactly what I was thinking. Please run, please please run again. Signed, a liberal.

GOD just spoke to me and said

RUN SARAH RUN

and act as crazy as you want to

"God Will Decide If I Run in 2012"

Sairy:

You need to get yourself a hat with a lightning rod built into it if you're going to say things like that.

Rogers, it was the right one.

Thanks for correcting me. I feel like such a boob.

Shouldn't schizophrenics with active hallucinations be precluded from running for POTUS?

Doesn't she realize that God prefers Obama? According to her and her cult, running in 2012 would go against the wishes of God. Or maybe Satan won this round? I'm so confused!

That's obvious.


Sarah Palin should realize that God has already made up his mind regarding her candidacy. See the '08 results.

Sarah, this is God, fuck off.

Or maybe Satan won this round? I'm so confused!

#19 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2008-11-11 04:

You posted it...


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FF for Rcade and thanks for Zat who knows right from left--lol

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Sorry for the atheists who don't get what she is talking about.

Sorry for the dingbats who do.

if the sterling performance of the gop and the limbaugh doctrine are any indication of the future of repubs. they should be extinct by 2012


From the Vargas/Palin interview,
abcnews.go.com

"GOV SARAH PALIN: I'm just ... thinkin' that
it's gonna go our way on Tuesday, November 4.
I truly believe that the wisdom of ... of the
people will be revealed on that day."

Someone (everyone) needs to remind her that the wisdom of the people HAS BEEN REVEALED, and that she should just go back to Alaska.

Let'er run in 2012. If she wins the race, she'll never get the prize. Word has it that on 12/21/2012, we're all toast anyways.

Didn't Sarah receive the Cult Memo that Hal Lindsey sent out? Obama is the ANTICHRIST! You're going home Sarah...the mothership is coming soon.

Godspeed....

Proverbs 21:1
"The king's heart is like channels of water in the hand of the Lord; He turns it wherever He wishes.

"""Palin hopes God will 'show her the door' to the White House"""

It's like, ok, so you see, like, you know? god did show her the door, you betcha!...but (wink, wink) ya gotta realize, like, you know, I'm like thinking, you know, it's the one with the exit sign hanging over it.

That joke about the difference between her mouth and her uterus is no longer a joke, it's becoming her trademark. The most frightening part of all this is that the right will line up behind her...she's a dumber female version of Bush...the pull from this black void of knowledge and brainpower is just too strong for the average rtard to resist.

You gotta love a grown woman running for office who uses "I'm like" in place of "I said".

She won't choose a VP, she'll choose a BFF. And she'll totally need "The Button" app for her iPhone.

you gotta love a grown woman running for office who uses "I'm like" in place of "I said".

Twice.

In one sentence.

Valley Girl barbie, fer sure.

Totally, also.

you dems are really freaky; you love getting off on Palin stories. the bottom of your desks must be wore out

the bottom of your desks must be wore out

#33 | Posted by Maverick at 2008-11-11 05:10 PM

Not as worn out as your asshole.

#34 | Posted by briwo at 2008-11-11 05:20 PM | Reply |

That should be "not as worn out as your maverick-y asshole".

Maverick. That word just sounds fucking funny to me now. Maaa-vrick.

maverick (mvr-k, mvrk)
n.
1. An unbranded range animal, especially a calf that has become separated from its mother, traditionally considered the property of the first person who brands it.

So who's got a red hot poker to brand st-sarah's dumb ass?

" Janet Jackson's left breast "

-RCADE

Rogers, it was the right one.

~Zatoichi

They are all right breasts.

Spud's never seen a wrong one in his life.

Thanks for correcting me. I feel like such a boob.

#17 ~rcade

Funny thing about that one fer Spud is the fact that it wasn't even a nekkid boob.

Ah, the streak of puritanism that still runs deep in America.

Someone once sed about Puritans opposition to "bear baiting" waaaaay back in the day that...

"It's not the fact that the sport is hurtful to the bears that bothers them it's the entertainment the crowd gets from the event that they find loathesome"

/paraphrased.

Spud totally gets that.

Be Well.

Hopefully god will tell her to jump of her bridge to nowhere and spare us all the indignity. We do get off on palin articles, but unlike you who is sexually repressed and probaly jerks it to Sssssara. We got off on the fact that she might be the dumbest human ever and you guys love her. Secretly you really think she does talk with god, and that soon she will walk on water.

Sssssara, Sssssara, say it a couples times fast and it does the reflect the snake she really is.

LM

Word has it that on 12/21/2012, we're all toast anyways.

#27 | Posted by ZOT at 2008-11-11 04:48 PM | Reply

Actually, the predictions (there are five sources for that date) don't predict the death of humanity, what is predicted is a major change for humanity, and lots of death---but not total annihilation.

The source of this prediction is suppoesed to be ancient gods who told The Maya, Hopi Indians, and Chinese the date. There is a computer program that was designed for stock predictions, but has also predicted the 2004 tsunami and says bad things will happen on that date also. I forget what the fifth source is.

The ancient gods are projected to be aliens, with a substantial amount of evidence to back the claim. If that is true, and they have access to technology that could be thousands of years more advanced than ours, then the possibilities for 2012 are many.

Super Volcano Explodes. Yosemite has been showing signs of volcanic activity. Yosemite has been shown to explode about every 600,000 years. It has been 600,000 years since the last explosion.

Gamma Ray Burst. An advanced technology may be able to detect a Gamma Ray Burst from a dying star thousands of years before the effect hits us.

Aliens Make Themselves Known. The gods always said they'd be back--Jesus--Quexacoatl--the Jews expect a saviour, Allah. They may all be back, and want war. Or--the aliens with their tech simply enslave those they need for work, and kill those they don't want to feed or fight.

Pole Shift. en.wikipedia.org

Nuclear War. There is a theory that there are people in the shadows who really run things---like Russia--America--the Mullahs--gas prices--food distribution. These people are said to be behind a New World Order, and part of that NWO may be starting over with a select part of humanity.

Pandemic Disease. Same theory as the nuclear war, but disease is used.

Of all the whacko end of the world theories, I give some credence to this one. The coincidence of the date from different sources---the fact that the Mayans accurately predicted their own end. Add in that the old gods are the gods the bible, koran, and talmud are based on, and the crediblity goes up. The religions of the planet are myths---but myths often have a basis in reality. The ancients may have been telling the truth about their gods being there in the flesh---and they may have been telling the truth about them coming back.

She said "Jeez" at one point. Doesn't that piss off God?

Also if God opnes a door "just a crack" and she "ploughs on through" doesn't that piss him off big time?

I think she's in for trouble. Watch this space.


Proverbs 21:1

"The king's heart is like channels of water in the hand of the Lord; He turns it wherever He wishes.

~ KIRK

Sounds like a golden shower to me.

Look! Let me make this really clear. God does not play politics. When Jesus came to earth, God did not make him a political leader. If God didn't choose his only son to be a political leader, why would he choose Sarah Palin - or George W. Bush for that matter. These people have hijacked my faith and are using it for their own political gains. Please do not get the impression they represent Christianity. No Christian would choose war over peace and diplomacy. Mean-spiritedness is not a fruit of the holy spirit.

I think even those of us who aren't christians, can see that these idiots have nothing in common with good people like you abetterway.

No Christian would choose war over peace and diplomacy. Mean-spiritedness is not a fruit of the holy spirit.

Fruit of the holy spirit? It's 2008 and there are still people prattling on about the "fruit of the holy spirit" and expecting to be taken seriously.

Fuck me. No wonder American atheists are so bad tempered, having to put up with people like this.

If history has taught us nothing else (and it hasn't) it's that christians are the most blood thirsty sonsabitches to have ever walked the face of the earth, so let's not start with "no true christian" crap.

Bring on the rapture, I say.

MtD

You know, it's funny, I was praying to God about this very thing before I went to bed last night.

I said, "Dear God, do you think that Governor Palin should run for President of the United States (you have to be specific with God, if you just say president, next thing you know dear Sara is president of her local chapter of Oprah's Book Club)?

And The Lord said unto me, "Yes Trees. I enjoy a good joke as much as the next diety."

And then the mostly empty bottle of Patron sitting next to me exploded, so I know it was God and not some drug fueled hallucination.

Actually the Republican primary will be a hoot with her in it. There will be 10 angry white guys zeroing on her.

They are not really interested in a woman President, and as we have already seen since even before election night some Republican groups were beginning to tear her down.

Thanks for correcting me. I feel like such a boob.

#17 | Posted by rcade

Are you squishy?


You guys may be onto something. What she needs to do is have a 'wardrobe malfunction'.

This just in from heaven: Big G says gimme one of MY people: Joe Lieberman. herm

"God will decide if I run in 2012...but first I hope he tells me where the rest of the RNC's clothes are."

Somebody needs to tell the Sarahcuda:

JESUS IS COMING - and boy, is He pissed!

She has confirmed that she is a certified wack job. There is about as much chance of her name even coming up for the next election as pigs flying in formation for the celebration of her running.

Well, when I hear from God, I'll vote for her.

Until then...

McCain's "handlers" thought they could beat the Dems at the "woman card" by picking Palin as VP immediately after Obama bypassed Hillary. A very predicatable and transparent tactic, which meant as long as the GOP VP candidate had a pair of jugs, they figured all the disgruntled Hillary fembots would flock to McBush. God knows the GOP were high fiving after Hillary was shunned and Palin went on McCain's ticket. They thought they had it in the bag. But the Wasilla Hillbilly was no Hillary, now was she. Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

hey Takitez!
Hasn't God spoken to you yet about an Irish Alaskan woman being president in 2012 yet?

Turned out you were right about an Irish President in 2008!
O'bama

GOD ALREADY DECIDED. SARAH TOO STUPID TO BE PRESIDENT...

What are people in Alaska thinking? Do they have a policy of being drunk when they vote? They elect a robot clown like Palin as their Governor, and vote for a convicted felon like Stevens for one of their Senators.


GOD ALREADY DECIDED. SARAH TOO STUPID TO BE PRESIDENT...

#55 | Posted by BADAOPHAY
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Some people just can't take no for an answer!

Sarah is a fiscal conservative dream. For her own good, however, she needs to drop all the crazy religious shit.

Where did all the Palinites go???

GOD ALREADY DECIDED. SARAH TOO STUPID TO BE PRESIDENT...

#55 | Posted by BADAOPHAY
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Some people just can't take no for an answer!
#57 | Posted by reznwerks

Maybe she thinks she's like Lot being tested in a bet between God and Satan?

First Trig, then Bristol gets knocked up, then the election?

Maybe the hockey mom should concentrate on teaching her younger daughters the prudence of guarding the five-hole.

#58 | Posted by REEE_SPECT_WALK

Dig the Pantera handle.

Dig the Pantera handle.

#62 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-11-12 08:41 AM | Reply


ARE YOU TALKIN' TO MEEEEE!!!!???

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO MEEEEE!!!!???

#63 | Posted by 101Chairborne

WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!?

B-Bob - You've been listening to Coast to Coast, haven't y'a?

So I'll amend my statement and say that most of us will be toast starting 12/21/2012.

Yeah, I've been kinda sorta following all this 2012 stuff. And strange things are a'brewin' planet wide. Certainly makes one wonder. And also makes one ask if the governments worldwide have hard fast evidence that it's all going to come to an abrupt halt at that time, so all the bailouts and failures and trillions being pass about is merely a stop-gap measure just to keep it all afloat for another 4 because ultimately, the slate will be wiped clean.

Palin... She is irrelevant. If God were truly pulling the strings, I doubt He/She/It would install a vain, poorly spoken, soi-disant christian fundy at the helm of the failing US.

BTW:

"Yosemite has been showing signs of volcanic activity. Yosemite has been shown to explode about every 600,000 years."

It's Yellowstone, not Yosemite.

Yellowstone doesn't just show signs of volcanic activity, it actually is one giant f'ing volcano. Most of the park sits on top of a giant caldera of magma. And as for its 600k year cycle, its like 100k years overdue, so who knows?


Sarah is a fiscal conservative dream.

#58 | Posted by REEE_SPECT_WALK
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Yea until it comes time for lining her own pockets as we have seen these past couple of weeks. She is a perfect poster child for the conservatives and republicans. HOORAY I'VE GOT MINE and screw everyone else.
Palin is a perfect marriage of ignorance and confidence.

"Yellowstone doesn't just show signs of volcanic activity, it actually is one giant f'ing volcano. "

#66 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

I was backpacking for a few days with some buddies in Yellowstone this last September. We were speculating if we would be so "lucky" as to have ring side seats (however so briefly) to the great blast while we were there. Alas, it didn't come to pass and I am here still inflicting my particular of drivel on y'all.

Yellowstone National Park sits on 1,000-3,000 earthquakes every year. And just so visitors can sleep tight at night: "Is the Super Volcano Beneath Yellowstone Ready to Blow?" (www.unmuseum.org).

It's Yellowstone, not Yosemite.

#65 | Posted by ZOT at 2008-11-12 09:26 AM | Reply


You are correct. My mistake. I've only listened to Coast to Coast for maybe 15 min tops. I've read the Books of Zecharia Sitchin. The man makes sense of human history, explaining how Evolution and Creation are both true. How the major religions started and civilization developed. His books made the bible makes sense, and proved the god of the bible, false.

Earth to Sarah - If God wanted you to be President he wouldn't have made you a moron.


Sarah Palin will say anything, up to and including that she was abducted and sodomized by aliens, to stay in the national spotlight.


Limelight is more addictive than crack cocaine.

#1 | Posted by silver_ironist


What, she can't defend herself from all of the attacks coming her way after the election? People went to her for the interview she didn't ask them to come inteview her. I'm not a huge Palin fan but she is a far cry from the idiot people are trying to make her out as. I'd defend myself too and I suppose you would as well. Limelight.....get over it.

Someone (everyone) needs to remind her that the wisdom of the people HAS BEEN REVEALED, and that she should just go back to Alaska.


#26 | Posted by thecommentator


She's been back in Alaska for well over a week now. Where do you think the interview was held? And I suggest that some of you read the transcript of her interview because it's the first time you actually get to hear her in her own words. Ahhhh, who am i kidding? You people would rather get your jollies tearing her down. I've never seen so many people who just get off on tearing people down.

Yellowstone National Park sits on 1,000-3,000 earthquakes every year. And just so visitors can sleep tight at night: "Is the Super Volcano Beneath Yellowstone Ready to Blow?" (www.unmuseum.org).

#69 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

I lived there for 5+ years through most of four seasons and experienced a few earthquakes. From what I hear its worse in California, but when it finally goes bad, I'll be quite glad I'm an east coaster, thats for sure.

If God wanted you to be President he wouldn't have made you a moron.

#71 | Posted by Sully

So how do y'a explain W? Twice!!

"So how do y'a explain W? Twice!!"

Palin is a self made person, just not one that is capable of being president.

Bush was born into one of the most powerful families in America. The rules are different for those people. He'd be broke and anonymous if he had to play by the rules.

If Yellowstone blows as a super volcano, it won't matter East or Left Coaster all of the US will be screwed. WE will experience major famine, disease, and starvation, if your really interested there are several great links/documentaries(BBC and Discovery) but the doomsday one I like is here www.earthmountainview.com USA is more likely to disappear due to natural disaster than terrorist actions.

LM

I just don't see it happening for her in 2012 and I voted for the McCain/Palin ticket.

Sarah, I do want you to run in 2012.

GOD (D-Heaven)

**** Palin: God Will Decide If I Run in 2012 ****

........God ?.........I thought Trig was the brains of the Palin gang.........

*** Alas, it didn't come to pass and I am here still inflicting my particular of drivel on y'all.
.....#68 | Posted by ZOT ****

.......it might have been worth the west coast if Takitez and James Dean had been with you......

Ahhhh, who am i kidding? You people would rather get your jollies tearing her down. I've never seen so many people who just get off on tearing people down.

#73 | Posted by everlong


well gee, everlong, when was the last time we had someone as ignorant as her running for national office. At least Bush made stuff up when asked whereas Palin coudn't even list one Supreme court case she followed...not even the one involving Alaska and Exxon. In your opinion, should we celebrate this type of ignarance and total lack of interest and curiosity in anything that is not tied to her own self-interest?

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