Bush's dog is a weapon of mass destruction.

Bush has released a statement that anyone else insults Laura and they will have Darth Cheney to contend with. (It seems that "The Dick" has found a new occupation after fucking the country up)

That reporter is an idiot, for shoving his hand down on the dog.

If he had just slowly brought his hand up, so the dog could smell him first, he wouldn't have been bitten.

The stupid reporter held up his finger like he was seriously wounded. That little black puppy should have gone for some serious digital material, say a different member?

Hey, don't say anything bad about little Barney.

I think Barney is the cutest dog. I liked it when at one Christmas Laura Bush hooked up a video cam to Barney's collar and the viewer followed Barney as he ran all around the White House and saw all the Christmas decorations as they appeared in from a dog's point of view.

Obama promised his two little girls a new puppy if they got to move into the White House so I guess there will be a new pet dog in there now.

The way the press is so often so dumb and vicious at times, they ought to get their ankles bitten.

That reporter is an idiot, for shoving his hand down on the dog.

If he had just slowly brought his hand up, so the dog could smell him first, he wouldn't have been bitten.

#3 | Posted by Roy_Batty

I think the dumbass was hardup for a story and sprayed cat piss on his hand. What a disgusting asshole!

Doctor?

You fucking pussy!!!!

Oh, he was a reporter.....I forgot.

The reporter came towards the dog and down at the same time with his palm down......and he did it too quickly.

Live and learn.

I think there should be a rabies test. Oh, and the dog too. herm

And in Juneau the First Dude bites a losing sled dog. Medium rare. herm

Barney, unlike the other Bushes, is simply annoyed that he is going to have to leave the White House and go live in Crawford TX.

Dog bites man? This is news?

Them terrierists is dangerous.

Like above posters...

Geez...that idiot doesn't understand how dogs work.

My golden retriever would have just licked his hand and then stuck to him like Velcro.

Andy's a 'love sponge'.

I think I would have bitten him too if I was Barney, who the fuck did the reporter think he was? As an aside, the new first dog thing is taking on legs, should it be a goldendoodle? Rescue dog? Both? Personally I think they should get boxers, I would love to see a couple of rambuncious boxers in the whitehouse, yah know biting the reporters, jumping up on them, projectile slobber, all that neat stuff.

Personally I think they should get boxers, I would love to see a couple of rambuncious boxers in the whitehouse, yah know biting the reporters, jumping up on them, projectile slobber, all that neat stuff.

Nice idea. Don't forget boxer farts. Few things on earth are as vile as a boxer fart.

MtD

Malia is allergic to dog hair. So, they'll have to get one with fur.

Someone suggested a 'golden poodle' - a cross between a golden retriever and a standard poodle. Blond fur and sweet disposition.

Whatever kind it'll be one lucky dog.

Someone suggested a 'golden poodle' - a cross between a golden retriever and a standard poodle...

Yeah, except they, as a breed, tend to be allergic to CURLS, so I'm not sure it'll work.

And rednecks ....

The reporter should file a lawsuit. For the attention.

I think I would have bitten him too if I was Barney, who the fuck did the reporter think he was? As an aside, the new first dog thing is taking on legs, should it be a goldendoodle? Rescue dog? Both?

#16 | Posted by Litlebritdifrnt at 2008-11-07 07:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

The new 'First Dog' is going to be a Pitbull called 'Lipstick'.

They should have two Pitbulls....
One called "Lipstick"
the other called:

"Gloss"

And just to have a little fun with the squawking heads over at Faux News and their faithful afficianatos, the dog should be white. As Limbaugh loves to tell such clever zingers about First Kids, I imagine there are new lows for him he hasn't dreamed of yet.

thataboy barney.................why didnt you go for the crotch.........they can always use another video of a dog hanging onto the crotch like they have in any ben stiller movie

or hey
the reporter could have won some cash on americas home videos..............

It's owner "bites", too.