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It's morning in America!

It's morning in America!

Only for MOST of America, Snark.It's just past noon in the Eastern time-zone.

C'mon now, Rev, give me props on my Raygun reference.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE RETORT,...you too spud since you neither one of those.......

todays premier post of the series

LIBERAL HYPOCRACY HISTORYICAL MOMENT

lets get into the wayback machine...( you have to be a certian age to see the joke there)....
and go back to november of 2004..........

and lets read some comments...

OH WE have to vote for kerry because the right would have all of the government to themsleves and the founders would be pissed because they set it up so that no one party would have control over everything.....thats why they put in the veto and the senate for the hyerarchy and the house for THE PEOPLE so we HAVE TO HAVE a DEMocraT president for

CHECKS AND BALANCES

sss...and now, he says in a whisper voice,....lets go back to novemeber of 08

YEAH we have all the government now and CHECKS AND BALANCES dont mean shit....we were JUST JOKING BACK IN 04 when we said all of that.......

now that obama/reid/pelosi are all there...we can go out and drive the country even further into the abyss of liberalism and also give it a greater dose of marxism and now we can REALLY FUCK JOE THE PLUMBER

thank you

thank you

and remember RIGHT HERE same time, same place

watch for tomorrows story....

( the devils invention that will wreck the republic...THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS TO GO

on the next installment of

LIBERAL HYPOCRACY HISTORY..........

clap clap clap clap clap

C'mon snark-ronnie's dead-as are his voodoo economics......

I give you props for having such a strong wrecked 'em, bushblowertoo-that's quite a nugget you've pulled outta yer ass.

BoneLickerTwo, what's it mean for you
To be wrong about everything?

Good video at the Onion:

"Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are"

www.theonion.com

OUCH...pulled out of my ass........I dont think so ...

but you have to admit...its pretty fuckin creative way of showing liberals to themselves...something most libs here are unfamiliar with hee hee

KBM-you really ARE that stupid....I never knew you had it in you.

Stock market looking at another big loss today. Do you think Wall Street does not like the outcome of the election?

I hope the people of this country did not elect Freddie Kruger to the Whitehouse turning the "American Dream" into "Nightmare on Main Street/Wall Street".

God help this country!

and I am so weak

I promised myself that I wouldnt put myslef through stewart after this election but I couldnt help it
this morning....or last night actually.
he was a scream

anyone else see it

the bit at the end about the race for the DOGhouse was really good ...

they showed a chihuahua(sp) and said it would be the first one for the white house and that he had been totally "VETTED". vetted.....get it........get it

and the other dogs policy for the rose garden was DIG BABY DIG...........funny stuff

OUCH...pulled out of my ass........I dont think so ...

That MUST be your problem bushblower-you DON'T think!

C'mon now, Rev, give me props on my Raygun reference.

I'll give you half-props, Snark.A better Reagan would be more like:

"Well...It's morning in America. Mr.Gorbachev,tear down thi...oops,I crapped my pants, Mommy."

ALERT ALERT

market closed yesterday DOWN 500

WHAT THE FUCK...I thought all we had to do was elect barry and all would be well with the world and we would all climb mountains and
MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING and drink cokes

BUT hopefully his election wont inspire the return
...and I FEEL REAL CONfident that even you HARD CORE LIBERALS will agree with me here..

surely his election wont bring back

WE ARE THE WORLD>>>..please no.......dont do it

"I thought all we had to do was elect barry and all would be well with the world"

Well then, you're a fool, aren't you?

That MUST be your problem bushblower-you DON'T think!

#13 | Posted by frankf55 at 2008-11-06 12

come on frank ..........barry is in the white house...doesnt that mean that kum ba ya is the new national song......or was all that talk about hope and change just bullshit to get elected..

be carefull or I will post a link to "WE arE THE WORLD""
no.........I wouldnt do that to even you here on the DR

same message to you danforth..........

so where is this call for bipartisanship and feelgood about america now that dems are in total control????

huh???????

clap clap clap clap clap

#4 | Posted by bushlovertwo

Enough about your medical problems, also.

Remember BLT-the librarians are for reference only, not for taking out.

It's morning in America!

#1 | Posted by Snark_Needleton

It's yesterday's breakfast in my Depends.

#2/ Posted by John McCain

AP reporting that Obama has been declared the winner in North Carolina.

File under "it took her this long to figure out?":

TEL AVIV, Israel -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Thursday all but conceded that an Israeli-Palestinian peace deal by a year-end deadline is no longer possible.

Liberal Governor with Law Degree, currently hated in home state, looking for Cabinet position. Can relocate. -Jim Doyle

clap clap clap clap clap

#4 | Posted by bushlovertwo

Enough about your medical problems, also.

Remember BLT-the librarians are for reference only, not for taking out.

#19 | Posted by northguy3 at

ALL RIGHT....NG....wait a minute while I yell at the guy next to me

HEY BUD YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS >>>it was NORTHGUY who went to the clap joke, just like I told you

there, Im back...

good one

Last time I checked, Obama may be our president-elect but Bush is still in control of the White House. I don't think anyone here seriously said the market would stabilize and all would be wonderful two days after Obama was elected. Get real. It took 8 wonderful years to get into this mess and it will take more than 48 hours to get out of it.

BLT, take a chill pill already. All those screaming caps just make my eyes hurt.

AND GENTLEMEN AND LADIES OF THE RETORT>.

we are also getting closer and closer to that day that you have ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

the announcement of my new name....

NO NO>>>>I wont leak it out to any of you, you will just have to wait

"KBM-you really ARE that stupid....I never knew you had it in you." #10 | Posted by frankf55

Come on frank, have you no sense of humor?

Perhaps you would like something a little more serious:

"Obama campaign workers angry over unpaid wages" www.wthr.com

But fear not because MSNBC will continue to bat for Obama:

"Matthews: My Job Is To Make Obama Presidency a Success" newsbusters.org

Looks like the Wop Prime Minister has chimed in...

MOSCOW (AP) - Italy's famously impolitic Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi described U.S. President-elect Barack Obama on Thursday as "young, handsome and even tanned."

I dislike intensely long posts, but this is the one in a million worth the trouble. And worth the read.

YES WE DID
By Marianne Williamson

America has had a non-violent revolution.

As long as there are historians writing about the United States, this moment of fundamental re-alignment of our national purpose will be remembered, pored over and analyzed. It will be seen as one of the shining points along the evolutionary arc of the American story. Yet it will never submit itself to being summed up in a nice little package that reason alone can understand.

It's been noted before that Americans get excited about politics every forty years. Then, in the words of comedian Will Rogers, "We have to go sleep it off."

We were certainly excited in the l960's. And this is 2008; exactly forty years since the most dramatic and violent year of the Sixties decade: the year when both Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. were literally killed before our eyes.

At that point, a generation of young people -- looking much like the youthful army so out in full force today, only grungier -- marched in the streets to repudiate an oppressive system and to try to stop an unjust war. And then bullets stopped us. The shots that killed the Kennedy's and King carried a loud, unspoken message for all of us: that we were to go home now, that we were to do whatever we wanted within the private sector, yet leave the public sector to whomever wanted it so much that they were willing to kill for it. And for all intents in purposes, we did as we were told.

According to ancient Asian philosophers, history moves not in a circle but in a spiral. Whether as an individual or as a nation, whatever lessons we were presented once and failed to learn will come back again but in a different form. For the generation of the Sixties and for our children, the lessons of that time -- as well as its hopes and dreams and idealism -- came back in 2008.

During our forty years in the desert, we learned many things. Then, we marched in the streets; this time, we marched to the polls. Then, we shouted, "Hell no, we won't go!" This time, we shouted, "Yes, we can." Then, we were so angry that our anger consumed us. This time, we made a more compassionate humanity the means by which we sought our goal as well as the goal itself.

In the words of Gloria Steinem, "I feel like our future has come back." And indeed it has. For in the words of Martin Luther King, Jr., "No lie can last forever." What Bobby Kennedy tried to do, and was killed for trying; what Martin Luther King tried to do, and was killed for trying; what the students at Kent state were trying to protest, and were killed for daring to; Barack Obama and his army of millions of idealists with the audacity to hope have now succeeded at doing.

Praise God. Praise God.

And that praise to God didn't just go out last night, when Obama's election to the Presidency was finally achieved. That praise was part of what allowed the waters to part here in the first place. Millions of Americans have been deeply aware that this kind of historic and fundamentally positive effort has not gone well in the recent past, and the spiritual understanding of this generation of Americans -- an understanding not yet fully formed forty years ago -- created an invisible light around the Obama campaign. How many people over the last twenty-one months have posted, in their own way, angels to Obama's left and angels to his right, angels in front of him and angels behind him, angels above him and angels below him. I know I have, and so has everyone I know. Hopefully we will continue to do so.

The Obama phenomenon did not come out of nowhere. It emerged as much from our story as from his -- as much from our yearning for meaning as from his ambition to be President; as much from our determination to achieve collectiv redemption as from his determination to achieve an individual accomplishment. And those who fail to recognize the invisible powers at work here -- who see the external drama of a political win, yet fail to discern the profound forces that moved mountains by moving the American heart -- well, they're just like Bob Dylan's Thin Man to whom he sang, "You don't know what's going on here, do you, Mr. Jones?"

Back then, Mr. Jones didn't know what was going on, but many of us did. We knew what was going on then and we knew what needed to happen; we simply weren't mature enough and we were too wounded then, as people and as a culture, to pull it off.

This time, we both knew and we did. We knew who we had to become and we knew what we had to do. The violent American revolution of 1776 entailed separating from another country. The non-violent revolution of 2008 -- a non-violent revolution that did not quite fail, yet also did not quite succeed in the l960's -- has entailed separating from who we used to be.

In the l960's, we wanted peace but we ourselves were angry. This time, after hearing Gandhi's call that we must be the change we want to see happen in the world, we came to our political efforts with an understanding that we must cast violence from our hearts and minds if we are to cast it from our world; that we must try to love our enemies as well as our friends; and that when a genius of world-historic proportions emerges among us, we cannot and we must not fail to do everything humanly and spiritually possible to support him. For his sake.. and for ours.

Having gone to a higher place within ourselves, a higher level of leadership began to emerge among us. A higher level of leader now having emerged among us, he calls us to an even higher place within ourselves. And from this spiraling dance, these two forces together can and will, as Obama has told us, truly change the world. Having moved one mountain, we will now go about the work of removing the ones that remain.

With God's help, yes we can. Yes we did. And yes we will.

Get real. It took 8 wonderful years to get into this mess and it will take more than 48 hours to get out of it.

The daily reasons why the market goes up or down on a particular day is wide and varied. If world leader farted, the market reacted. One would think that on the day after the election of Obama (change we need), the market would have a positive gain. The market is a predictor of things to come and it does not like the promises of Obama. The market would have went up the next day just on the encouragement of a president who would be good for the economy. We will continue to see the market slide.

sorry but I just HAVE To post this here as well as the other thread

I want to SHOW OFF what a little reading can do for you

and no election has ever been as suspcious as the election of john quincy adams

andy jackson got 99 electoral votes and adams got around 60

there were four finalists and so they only took three to the house of reps.

the 4th was henry clay so he was dropped..

and GUESS WHO WAS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

henry clay

and before they knew it

ADAMS WAS THE PRESIDENT

and GUESS WHO WAS appointed secty of state....at that time the stepping stone to the white house..HENRY CLAY OF COurse

so 2000 wasnt shit compared to that so GET OVER IT

and look at just how DANGEROUS people can become wiht a little reading.....LOL

BLT, take a chill pill already. All those screaming caps just make my eyes hurt.

#25 | Posted by ProudLiberal at 2008-11-06 12:40 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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sorry will try and do better..

I certainly wouldnt want to give any of you here a headache....those heads of yours are all swelling this week as it is....LOL

With God's help, yes we can. Yes we did. And yes we will.

#30 | Posted by sagmain at 2008

actually since my time is up let me leave with this wish from me on the election of barry

God help us all

have a great day

Not the last promise to be broken, I'm sure:

Where's My Handout?

It is gratifying that among the first ones left hanging were people who were more directly involved.

Here you are BL2

Everybody Sing

There comes a time
When we head a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on
Pretneding day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
God's great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart
So they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change will only come
When we stand together as one

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

and come on now ALL Of you

the liberal hypcracy bit was funny and you know it

just admit it

"The market is a predictor of things to come and it does not like the promises of Obama."

Ah, the old correlation equals causation argument.

It couldn't be the market is reacting to the upcoming contraction, combined with printing a trillion dollars in new paper, could it? It couldn't be some of them actually went to economics classes and learned the textbook definition of inflation, could it?

Obama lost MO--how can that be?

--------------

Spud pointed on another thread--yesterday's nooner I think-- that we people who are of conservative priniciples are now going to learn and find out how liberalism can work and be successful.

I disagree and cite Ronald Reagan--

www.reaganfoundation.org

You know if you read this speech from 1964--you will find many many things are the same today.

"Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so."

That fellow DR's is the truth about Obama and his principles. The left is going to demand payback for getting this guy elected. Check out moveon and the NYT.

Obama ran to the center for the general election--with a wink wink to everyone he that he would govern from the left when elected.

Well--we shall find out where Obama will govern from. If it from the left the country fails. If it is from the center it will be better for the country and piss off the progressives on the left.

We shall find out if Obama is a conservative pragmatic centrist or Alinski incarnate.

Should be very interesting to watch --and comment.

Emmanuel Lewis just accepted the Chief of Staff position.

it does not like the promises of Obama

I disagree with that portion of your statement. It's not the promises of Obama, it's the unknown and uncertainty of the choices he will make for his cabinet, such as Secretary of the Treasury. But I would argue exactly how much of an effect that in and of itself is having. The markets have been flucuating wildly for weeks and we can't blame Obama for all of those crazy days. Come on now.

Emmanuel Lewis just accepted the Chief of Staff position.

#40 | Posted by wisgod at 2008

You mean the ballet dancer? Rahm does ballet--

Emanuel was encouraged by his mother to take ballet lessons

en.wikipedia.org

"You know if you read this speech from 1964--you will find many many things are the same today."
Posted by MURPHY

How can you stand to listen to that idiot Rick Roberts? Oh, and by the way - that was 44 years ago...the world's a LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT NOW.

"...take ballet lessons"

So did Warren Sapp. What's your point?

nanc is calling Obama massabama at her personal blog.

BL2,
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

nanc is calling Obama massabama at her personal blog.

#45 | Posted by rastaninja at 2008-11-06 01:10 PM | Reply

Well I hope you logged in as Danforth and set that lady straight you pud.

"""We will continue to see the market slide. """

Hey dopey, maybe the more dire than expected unemployment numbers, the climbing foreclosure rates, sagging consumer confidence, etc. might have something to do with that. You can thank the idiot boy of the asshole that drove your country to the shitter for the past 8 years for his lovely parting gift.

This little bit might put a dent in your fantasyland, but it will educamate you a bit:

biznes.onet.pl

No, Murphy...this one

www.steadyhustle.com

nanc is calling Obama massabama at her personal blog.

#45 | Posted by rastaninja

And yet she hasn't had the guts to come back here since Tuesday afternoon.

Must be rough dealing with having her god fail her so miserably.

Hey Snarky--did you read the speech?

And it wasn't Roberts--it was Mark Levin--someone you love to hate too I bet.

The speech talks about farms going out of business, welfare, social security--

It's all there snarky--open your mind a little and read something other than huff n puff.

Maybe Nanc just wants to keep M.P. in suspense regarding his sexual inquiry.

You mean the ballet dancer? Rahm does ballet--

Emanuel was encouraged by his mother to take ballet lessons

en.wikipedia.org

#42 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-06 01:03 PM |

Ankles up!!!

Roberts replayed the speech this morning. Mark Levin is one step down from Michael Weiner (Savage to you). And yes, I turn the channel and listen for 30 seconds. I'm not a listener.

So, that's all you CONS have left. 44 year old words from a dead man who never delivered on his economic principles (never submitted a balanced budget as president).

Rahm? Hmmm, how do all of you Obamabots that hate jews feel about this? Manypaths?

This new SheFox lady is hilarious! Is she for real?

Hope all's well with you, Chairborne. Sorry I can't hang around and pull the strings on the right the way you do to my friends on the left.

"nanc is calling Obama massabama at her personal blog."

#45 | Posted by rastaninja

She wasn't raptured?
Damn! I thought I was getting a new car.


Rahm? Hmmm, how do all of you Obamabots that hate jews feel about this? Manypaths?

Posted by 101Chairborne

VERY interesting question!

FACT!

As a Jew, I am relieved about Rahm's appointment because, while I did vote for Obama, some of his people's BBC interviews has caused me concern.

Funny, you don't look Jewish.

Quick Vote
What should be President-elect Obama's first priority?
Economy 81% 27394
International relationships 4% 1297
Healthcare 2% 717
National security 6% 2166
Energy independence 6% 2091
Total Votes: 33665

www.cnn.com

Well duh ...

And you think Obama is going to submit a Balanced Budget?

LOL--HA!

You don't even know who Obama is--no one does. But he preaches Alinsky and that speaks volumes. Slightly creepy cult of personality of Obama--(Charlie Rose)

It took Reagan to get the country out of the mess put in place by the liberal out of whack policies of Carter.

Things to have a purpose and life does have cycles--it will all be known fairly soon.

Funny, you don't look Jewish.

#60 | Posted by Corky at 2008-11-06 01:26 PM

Really? I use my eyes. How are Jews supposed to look?

Rahm is all about Rahm and no one else.

"It took Reagan to get the country out of the mess put in place by the liberal out of whack policies of Carter."

zfacts.com

Yep, taking the national debt from ~32% of GDP to ~66% of GDP was such a good thing.

Now brokaw, rose and other media who dont are not sure who Obama really is. What a hoot, said in their own words. Suckers. Arabs too, watch the gas go back up.

And Carter policies were working so well--right Zat?

And you think Obama is going to submit a Balanced Budget?

The current deficit is going to hit 500 billion-( not counting Iraq)another Republican record. I doubt obama is going to balance the budget in his first term. No one could. Fact is, the increased interest payments thanks to Bush and the GOPpers borrow and spend ideology will make it hard for anyone to balance the budget for quite a while.

Then again, you righties were going to be running surpluses by now, thanks to Bush's tax cuts for Ken Lay.

How'd that work out?

nanc is calling Obama massabama at her personal blog.

#45 | Posted by rastaninja at 2008-11-06 01:10 PM | Reply

Well I hope you logged in as Danforth and set that lady straight you pud.

#47 | Posted by 101Chairborne

I would never do such a thing. I wonder why she hasn't come back here? After throwing around hundreds of racial slurs and false predictions.

How are Jews supposed to look?

Like this, hopefully....

hubpages.com

"Fact is, the increased interest payments thanks to Bush and the GOPpers borrow and spend ideology will make it hard for anyone to balance the budget for quite a while."

True. When Clinton left office, he left his successor true surplus budgets, and an annual outlay of 11% for service on the debt.

When Bush leaves office, it will be after the first trillion-dollar deficit, two continuing wars, and between 18%-19% of the budget forced to service the debt.

#70 | Posted by Corky at 2008-11-06 01:38 PM

Yeah, I look nothing like that, but would love to look at that.

"I would never do such a thing. "
Posted by Rastaninja/Jackass/Messiah

Keep digging, hole-boy. Lots of people know you're lying, yet again. Should I re-post where you admitted it?

Keep digging, hole-boy. Lots of people know you're lying, yet again. Should I re-post where you admitted it?

#73 | Posted by Danforth

Is this why you are a suspect for fucking with Rob?
Serious question...

What's that, Wis? Did someone cross over into Rosb's "real life" again? Is that why he bailed?

"Is this why you are a suspect for fucking with Rob?
Serious question..."

Serious answer: I've never made a peep to Rob, except on this blog. The only person who named me as a "suspect" was Jackass, and I'll give you a few guesses as to why.

"I would never do such a thing. "
Posted by Rastaninja/Jackass/Messiah

Here's a post from the day after Nanc and I caught Jackass signing onto Nanc's blog as "Danforth" from "the Retort" and scumming people to the tune of multiple dumps:

"Danforth I was trying to get some information. I used your name to trigger a response. I didn't even pick your name. I was told by somebody else to use it."
Posted by Messiah at 2008-06-27 02:29 PM

What say you?

What's that, Wis? Did someone cross over into Rosb's "real life" again? Is that why he bailed?

#75 | Posted by mOntecOre

Yes. He left a post on election night.

NG3--I have been a critic of Bush and the out of control spending--they blew it and are paying the price now.

I will be sending Obama emails just like I did with Bush--maybe I'll get better results.

Danforth, I'd be fucking irate, along with Rob.

The AP declared North Carolina to Obama a few minutes ago!

I will be sending Obama emails just like I did with Bush--maybe I'll get better results.

#79 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-06 01:57 PM

Well, Obama can read so there is hope =P

KIDDING!

Obama campaign workers angry over unpaid wages
www.wthr.com

This doesn't strike me as a problem...just a mix up . BUT....
I wonder what the reaction will be in January ...when supporters don't get all that was promised

"Danforth, I'd be fucking irate, along with Rob."

I hope you got your 'serious question' answered.

Monte, Danforth...Here is the post.

No matter what one Liberal here did to me... a liberal with a talent for digging up old posts, and keeping track of them... he can't make me go against my word...

I said a long time ago that Barack Obama could not win in this country... I WAS WRONG. I am shocked and happy about the lack of racism in this country... proud we have come this far.

Obama is OUR president... let's give him the benefit of the doubt, let's hold him to his campaign promises... good for him, good for all of us...

America is truly the land of opportunity!

This will be my last post here, I promised a long time ago if he won, I would be here on election day to congratulate him, and here I am... I stay true to my word... To the lib here, and I (probably we) know who you are, I simply ask you leave me and my family alone.

Goodbye... God bless America.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-11-04 11:22 PM

Like this, hopefully....
hubpages.com

#70 | Posted by Corky

There are FAR BETTER looking jewish girls out there, cork.

At least in NYC there are.

Wis,

I read it the first time, and was as surprised as you.

Do we actually know who rob's stalker was?

Sounds like he's talking about Hans, not Danforth (not that I myself am accusing Hans in any way - never saw Hans do anything inappropriate, just put people's own words right back in their faces).

Whoever did it, sorry to hear about it, but you don't seem to have any evidence that it was Danforth, and even you should admit that Danforth has never given any reason for you to believe that about him, or accuse him.

Wis,

I read it the first time, and was as surprised as you.

#87 | Posted by Danforth

It sounds like his family got caught up in it. Pretty sad.

Plus, knowing Rob, he's probably already back. His addiction to this loony bin is worse than mine. Maybe he's SheFox?

Maybe Mike Seisel/Ozark Aggie knows?

Whoever did it, sorry to hear about it, but you don't seem to have any evidence that it was Danforth, and even you should admit that Danforth has never given any reason for you to believe that about him, or accuse him.

#89 | Posted by mOntecOre

I remember someone accusing Danforth. It certainly struck me as strange. His #77 post is very telling.

Plus, knowing Rob, he's probably already back. His addiction to this loony bin is worse than mine. Maybe he's SheFox?

#91 | Posted by mOntecOre

I emailed rob immediately after he made his announcement (well, like two minutes after his post showed up). he seemed pretty serious about leaving the retort.

Maybe he's SheFox?

#91 | Posted by mOntecOre

Nah, that goofball posted his wedding pictures her a few months ago.

I emailed rob immediately after he made his announcement (well, like two minutes after his post showed up). he seemed pretty serious about leaving the retort.

#94 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-11-06 02:09 PM

I left for two years, but the DR addiction runs deep.

"His #77 post is very telling.

#93 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-11-06 02:08 PM"

If you think it was Jackass, I agree, but Rob said 'Liberal,' and Jackass is a lot of things, but not liberal.

How would someone be hasseling his family?

We know there are some kooks and some folks who are beyond nastiness--but what did the someone do?

"Maybe he's SheFox?

#91 | Posted by mOntecOre

Nah, that goofball posted his wedding pictures her a few months ago.

#95 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-11-06 02:09 PM"

Ew!! Her husband got hit with the Ugly Stick! Hard!!

If you think it was Jackass, I agree, but Rob said 'Liberal,' and Jackass is a lot of things, but not liberal.

#97 | Posted by mOntecOre

I can't keep up with all the name changes anymore. Well, other than Boyd.

Ew!! Her husband got hit with the Ugly Stick! Hard!!

#99 | Posted by mOntecOre

She's no prize.

"even you should admit that Danforth has never given any reason for you to believe that about him, or accuse him."

Monte, all due respect, I don't believe Wisgod was accusing me.

"I remember someone accusing Danforth."

That was Jackass/Messiah/Rastaninja. Are you surprised? He'll often go ou tof his way to bash Nanc as well; she's the other direct witness.

"It certainly struck me as strange. His #77 post is very telling."

Wis, I saved that post to prove Rasta's numerous lies claiming he never did it. And I only went to retrieve it after the lies began.

"We know there are some kooks and some folks who are beyond nastiness--but what did the someone do?

#98 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-06 02:11 PM"

I think someone showed his wife a picture of your kankles. She hasn't been the same since. Won't even talk, she just sucks her thumb and whimpers.

Wasn't someone impersonating CA Chris too?

101,
Here's the link for our little wager...the vets thank you!

secure2.convio.net

phuck you monte

I left for two years, but the DR addiction runs deep.

#96 | Posted by kanrei

I left for three. I know what you mean. But I never announced a departure.

Danforth, I wasn't accusing you. I didn't know if you were aware of the accusation. That, in itself is a terrible thing to do; the Rob matter aside.

Lose a pound or two off each of those ankles so I can even lift em, and you might get your wish.

Alright. I'm actually responding to Crazy Murphy. Must be time to go. Outta here. Cheers all.

I left for three. I know what you mean. But I never announced a departure.

#107 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-11-06 02:16 PM

I...ummm....(looks down at shoes)
...sorta...well...um...yeah...
let's just say I was ruler of Dramaville that day and leave it at that...

I found out last night the person who harassed Rob was Hans not Danforth. I never messed with Rob. well I have but I certainly didn't make him leave here.

Gee, Rasta, yet another apology you owe.

let's just say I was ruler of Dramaville that day and leave it at that...

#110 | Posted by kanrei

okay, we'll leave it at that then. lol.

101,
Here's the link for our little wager...the vets thank you!

secure2.convio.net

#105 | Posted by evilpolock at 2008-11-06 02:16 PM | Reply

I couldn't remember if it was with you or Cbob.
What was it for anyway? I see the $25 box, but part of me thought it may have been as much as $50.
Do you recall?

rastaninja, based on your word, I should turn my attention to Hans?

I hate when people leave here. It leaves me less people to insult. I take no political sides. I look for weakness and try to exploit it.

"This has got to be Danforth doing this. He is the master of digging up old posts"

"I thought it was Danforth "

"I have no information on Rob. It was Danforth. Who always brings up old posts??? Danforth is who!"

"Danforth please apologize to Rob"
POSTED BY RASTANINJA

wisgod I saw Hans throwing up old posts on people last night and so that is my best guess. I don't think Danforth did it anymore. And Danforth hell would freeze over before I'd apologize to you.

101,
It was either $20 or 25...I'm not completely sure...thanks.

"Ew!! Her husband got hit with the Ugly Stick! Hard!!

#99 | Posted by mOntecOre

She's no prize.

#101 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-11-06 02:13 PM"

You're right, but the husband! Good lord - what a troll! Ha ha ha. See ya.

EP,
No problem. I need to quit betting on the Retort, this is getting expensive!
I won a bet with Corky and that COST me $40!

RastaJackass pulled Danforth's name out of a hat simply to cause trouble.

That's what he does - that's what he always does. He gets his jollies by trying to fuck with people on the net. It's really pathetic.

Let me put it to you all this way, here's a short list of people who truly despise the guy:

Danforth
LarryMohr
Alexandrite

Pinche Mao
Nanc

Does something about this list seem strange?

This is possibly the only thing the top of the list and the bottom of the list agree upon.

Some on this list have received self-destruct emails from this guy.

This guy has been caught blatantly lying on countless occasions.

This is the guy who actually spent time surfing the net for "LarryMohr", found something incriminating and then proceeded to post it on the retort.

The guy is an assclown. He thrives on any attention he gets. Best way to neutralize him is to ignore him.

wisgod I saw Hans throwing up old posts on people last night and so that is my best guess.
Posted by rastaninja

OK, so now it's a guess. Based on the seriousness of someone fucking with another poster outside the DR, that isn't going to cut it.

Rastaninja, you have no credibility around here. Zero. Nada. Zilch. I'd sooner believe it was Hans than believe you were sane or had a post-elementary education. Shoo fly!

"Danforth hell would freeze over before I'd apologize to you.'

Of course. But you'd scum me at the first chance. Demanding an apology from me to Rob because of your false accusations? And then refusing to man up?

You lie all the time, and recently questioned why you weren't happy. Guess what: they're connected. Start telling the truth, and owning up to your actions, and see what else changes. Claiming to this day you didn't do what several people witnessed, and what you actually admitted, is pathetic.

JeffJ despise is a harsh word. Harmless pranks should not lead to hatred.

The guy is an assclown. He thrives on any attention he gets. Best way to neutralize him is to ignore him.

Posted by JeffJ at 2008-11-06 02:29 PM | Reply

Banning Him PERMANENTLY because He IS a security/Safety threat to the Retort.

Larry

I think since this country is in a change mode you all should let bygones be bygones and put the past behind you.

Larry I HAVE apologized to you. It is on you to forgive me.

And here I thought all the drama was with Obama.

Larry you might be the only person I have ever apologized to in my life when it wasn't for my own benefit like in court. So what I don't get is that you still hold a grudge against me.

It's kinda hard to forgive someone who has done it twice to Me as well as continually sending Me self destruct emails. Oh and it is triply hard to forgive someone who continually repeats the same dastardly deed. Capisce Jackass??

Larry

Well, well. It's nice to learn something new.
Thanks Danforth, JeffJ, Monte and Larry.

Oh and the shit kicker Jackass/hardcore/messiah/
rastaninja You had to go and steal a handle from someone else to do Your dirty work. You make think bad of Me and that is AOKAY but I have never tried to pass myself off as anything but Myself. Hell I hate 101chairborne with a purple passion but at least He has the guts to slam Me with His original handle. You have to use other peoples to get Your jollies. You are as fake as fake can get.

Larry

Ok Larry if I stop the harassment you will let bygones be bygones?

NP WisGod anytime.

Hell I hate 101chairborne with a purple passion...

Larry

#134 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-11-06 02:44 PM | Reply

Fucking A!
I don't hate you Mohron, I pity your miserable existence.

Ok Larry if I stop the harassment you will let bygones be bygones?

#135 | Posted by rastaninja at 2008-11-06 02:44 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
e

When hell freezes over

Larry

I don't hate you Mohron, I pity your miserable existence.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-11-06 02:46 PM | Reply

The feeling is mutual

Larry

You just said you hated me with a purple passion. How can the feeling be mutual if I said I don't hate you?

You're a deviant and a liar.

Ok Larry have it your way. I just proved myself to be the better man.

I pity your miserable existence.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-11-06 02:46 PM | Reply

The feeling is mutual

Larry

THERE Is that clear enough for You??????

Ok Larry have it your way. I just proved myself to be the better man.

Posted by rastaninja at 2008-11-06 02:55 PM | Reply

What a Gasbag

Larry,
If you can't run with the big dogs, sit on the porch with the puppies.
Wait, check that.

"I just proved myself to be the better man."

Too fucking' funny.

-I won a bet with Corky and that COST me $40!

Well, I DO have a reputation to maintain.

Jackass is still trolling here? I thought he and Rex got married last year and had moved to Denmark to live with JeffinD.

What's a self destruct email anyway?


What's a self destruct email anyway?

#147 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-11-06 03:12 P

Erases itself so you cannot save it and show other people what it said.

Erases itself so you cannot save it and show other people what it said.

#148 | Posted by kanrei

Very popular in Washington.

Erases itself so you cannot save it and show other people what it said.

#148 | Posted by kanrei

Do you know it's a self-destruct when you get it?
If so, a copy/paste, or reply to yourself would solve that problem.

I seem to remember getting something that said it was when I published my email here a few months back. Looked suspicious so I just erased it

OK I give up!
-----------
The guy is an assclown. He thrives on any attention he gets. Best way to neutralize him is to ignore him.

#122 | Posted by JeffJ at 2008

Who are you talking about?

I don't know any more about them...I have never recieved one. I would imagine they don't give any warnings however because one could just do the copy/paste which would defeat the purpose of the self-destruct aspect.

Who are you talking about?

#151 | Posted by MURPHY

rastaninja, formerly jackass/messiah

Who are you talking about?

#151 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-11-06 03:17 PM

Can't tell you because to say the name would only invite more comments and show we were not ignoring him. Look at every name spoken of and, the one not mentioned is probably it. =D

Who?

"Erases itself so you cannot save it and show other people what it said."

Kanrei, not always. I screen-saved this one from Messiah, the day after Nanc & I caught him:

"Get it through your thick skull, you are not the focus of my investigation. There is a rhyme to my reason and it won"t be unveiled until a later date. Victory isn"t a one day process it takes weeks to develop and sometimes months"

Of course, it's months later, and Jackass still hasn't fessed up as to his rhyme and reason. Just what were you "investigating", Jackass, and who told you to use my name?

Or jsut read Wisgod's post and make it easier on yourself. lol

ok

Or jsut read Wisgod's post and make it easier on yourself. lol

#157 | Posted by kanrei

LOL

Investigation? Wowser. It's like a TV show or sumpin'.

Here is a cat trick--

www.google.com

We should all respect the fine work Johnny Knoxville, er, "Jackaninja" does ....

www.theshiznit.co.uk

Wednesday's Post

Well after watching McCain loose at least it is comforting to wake up the day after and discover I am "RICH" and my taxes will be going up. It is also comforting to know that terrorist around the world are ready to work things out with Obama. In support of President Obama as I was removing my McCain Palin sign from the front yard this morning I took the American flag down and put it away for the last time...

Posted by ATaxpayer at 2008-11-05 12:50 PM | Reply

Retort: The Tuesday Nooner

Today's Post:

I am still "RICH" according to President Obama and in keeping with my respect for him I put the American flag back in place with a sign underneath that reads simply 2012. This place truly is a Looney bin after January 20th I may have to check in every so often as I suspect I will then have something to bitch about after all. Obama will have to pull all kinds of things out of his @ss to keep any of his campaign promises. Oh one more thing I did try to come up with at least one good thing about Obama. I am amazed at the way black people have reacted in such a positive way, Obama certainly makes a better role model than the typical rapper with his pants around his ankles and his underwear pulled up to his armpits, I call it the Bill Cosby effect. Anyway for those liberals that are still here it was fun and addicting I hope to piss each and every one of you off after January 20th asking pesky questions about broken promises, so in the immortal words of Ike Turner Peace out...

I would rather put my flat panel TV in the front yard and go on vacation for 3 weeks that give out my email or send an email to anybody on this place.

I believe Rasta's previous actions to be unnaceptable but I don't know what remedy there is.

If Larry wants him banned that is up to RCADE....take it up with him. Don't start another thread whining about it.

Any DeadHeads around?

Not a Ratdog fan at all, but they did play a show in D.C. last night.

Opened with:

Dancing in the Streets!


Any DeadHeads around?

Not a Ratdog fan at all, but they did play a show in D.C. last night.

Opened with:

Dancing in the Streets!

#165 | Posted by Manypaths at 2008-11-06 03:34 PM |

There are a few! I read the boys were hitting the road this spring! I have three weeks paid vaca! Guess where I am going!

Yeah, but Steve Kimock would have to be there to get me to a show.

Thinking about the Kimock/JGB New Years in Denver but........

I believe Rasta's previous actions to be unnaceptable but I don't know what remedy there is.

Posted by eberly

That stoning technique they use in Somalia comes to mind.

Any DeadHeads around?

#165 | Posted by Manypaths

Hagbard raises his hand.

Still not sure if there is anything that I miss more in life..........

Still not sure if there is anything that I miss more in life..........

#170 | Posted by Manypaths

I'm with you there. One thing I know is that if Jerry hadn't died in August 95 my ass was going on fall tour. I don't know if I would have come out of it the same. Maybe I owe the life I have today to his death. The most positive thing that came out of his death was the day I told myself never to search for that bliss outside yourself ever again. Alot of my friends became Phish heads. I couldn't get on that bus with them.

Only ten shows + 2 JGB under my belt, but loads of sweet boots. My favorite (I think) is Vaneta 72. Yours?

I was on the Summer west coast tour in 1995. My last show was at Shoreline, 6-2-95. Merle Saudners just passed away too...heaven's got a great band now with Jerry, John Kahn on bass and Merle on keys, a JGB reunion.

Best boot is the one everyone has a soundboard of- Ithica 5-8-77..or is it 5-9-77? I always get teh date confused with the Buffalo show the night after.

That summer I only caught the Vegas shows and the Portland shows.

Vegas was on fire. Jerry was so high he missed his guitar coming out of Drums, then proceeded to knock his mic stand over by hitting it with his head, having to catch it before it crashed to the stage.

Then he ripped into a Spanish Jam tease. The Preakness was running on one of those days, and we got a Race is On at double speed. There was a SugarMag in Vegas that I swear I thought the boys were going to start kicking their amps over.

Last shows for me were the Portland shows and that awesome Shakedown!

Oh and bootlegs? I like anything from 85.

Last show March 29?/95 Omni Theater, Atlanta. Front F'ing row, Phil Zone. Missed the night before fighting with my girlfriend, gave my brother the ticket and they played Unbroken Chain. I knew that girl was bad news.

I've got that Ithaca boot. I want to say its 5/8.

5-8-77..or is it 5-9-77?

The Cornell shows right? Ripping music those nights but it amazes me how botched the lyrics and vocals were that night for such a highly rated show.

I have heard better versions of all the songs they played in Cornell, but just never back to back to back to back to back, one right after the other. You have to wonder what they had in the water in Cornell though. It's on fire!

"There was a SugarMag in Vegas that I swear I thought the boys were going to start kicking their amps over."

My buddies went to the Vegas shows... they kept talking about a Liberty encore that blew them away.

By 95, I don't think I was sticking around for anymore Libertys.

That 'ringing' intro usually meant more money from beers sales for me.

That 'ringing' intro usually meant more money from beers sales for me.

#178 | Posted by Manypaths

I was never a liberty fan myself. Didn't really like most of the stuff written towards the end, though Days Between still can bring tears to my eyes.

Had the dead playing in the delivery room when my daughter was born last year. Tried to have Eyes on when she came out but she took an extra minute and wound up with The Wheel, which I guess is appropriate in its own way.

Days Between still can bring tears to my eyes.

Agreed. That was the song that broke me about 10 after the man's death. That was hard.

The Wheel, which I guess is appropriate in its own way

Big Wheel turns by the grace of God!

Dow ends way down again, closing 442 points lower, for a two-day total loss of 928 points.
www.cnn.com

8695.79 -443.48 (-4.85%) Nov 6 4:04pm ET

Bound to cover just a little more ground.

Its been a while since I've spoken to any heads and I hate to cut it short but I've got to go. Good to know there's a few here.

Blog ya tomorrow.

Days Between still can bring tears to my eyes.

Yup, is good one, strewth.

Tried finding it one the utubes back no luck.

Did find the Cure's 'In Between Days'

www.youtube.com

That's a good one too.

Saddest songs in the world?

Spud luffs sad songs, big time.

See the 'Tommorow, Wendy' vid montage on Spud's Janet Napolitano thread or this one...

www.youtube.com

Kate Bush's This Woman's Work

Be Well.

/Entering the DR like a tater do
stage left

Later....

"Saddest songs in the world?"

www.youtube.com

Days Between wrecks me. Phantom ships on phantom sails...

Standing on the Moon is another and those Portland shows were amazing! Chuck Berry opened.

Oh and I think it is the "take a step back" and Donna coming in too early on St. Stephen that makes that show so amazing.

"take a step back" and Donna coming in too early on St. Stephen

Exactly!

www.youtube.com

"Saddest songs in the world?"

AP reporting that Obama has been declared the winner in North Carolina.

#21 ~SanAntonioRogue

Woo Hoo!

Obama FTW!

Alright, now Spud can officially stop telling North Carolina jokes and concentrate on pissing off South Carolinans!

South Carolinans really do luff wide open spaces.

...between their teeth!

Maybe Sarah Palin can forgo marrying her pregnant teen daughter off in the local Wassilla Wal-Mart and do it down in South Carolina where they've turned shotgun weddings into an art!

More later.

Still working on me Texas material.

Be Well.

Saddest songs?

I've always felt that The Edmund Fitzgerals by Gordon Lightfoot was not only sad, but ehtereal.

www.youtube.com

"Saddest songs in the world?"

#190 | Posted by salamandagator

16 floors?

Wow, thanx fer that, Sal.

Kind of a complete shock coming from you but Spud'll take a shot of grace and beauty where'ere he can find it.

The info on the side of that sed it was based on a poem by Langston Hughes wot Spud had never heard of.

Googled it.

Some nice stuff as well.

Life Is Fine

I went down to the river,
I set down on the bank.
I tried to think but couldn't,
So I jumped in and sank.

I came up once and hollered!
I came up twice and cried!
If that water hadn't a-been so cold
I might've sunk and died.

But it was Cold in that water! It was cold!

I took the elevator
Sixteen floors above the ground.
I thought about my baby
And thought I would jump down.

I stood there and I hollered!
I stood there and I cried!
If it hadn't a-been so high
I might've jumped and died.

But it was High up there! It was high!

So since I'm still here livin',
I guess I will live on.
I could've died for love--
But for livin' I was born

Though you may hear me holler,
And you may see me cry--
I'll be dogged, sweet baby,
If you gonna see me die.

Be Well.

Here comes that creep with the candy again! Scatter gang!
-Ms Jones 3rd Grade Class

Obama is such a fraud. He lies about being for the common worker but he does NOT even pay out his own campaign workers. There are numerous accounts of this fraid under-paying his own campaign workers. If Obama shorts his own workers, how much will he short America?

www.wthr.com

Said the guy:

McCain has this election in the bag already. Turn the lights off. This party is over.
Posted by utastaff at 2008-07-31 04:42 PM

You will always be THAT stupid. Cry away.......

Manypaths,

Even I did foresee how much the liberal media was in-the-tank for Barack Obama. There is a link on The Drudge Report showing Chris Matthews on video saying his job was to make Obama successful.

Plus, this does not take away from the fact that Obama is a complete fraud. I provided a link to prove how Obama underpays his own campaign workers. Obama has no substance, he is packaged like a Hollwood star. When a crisis hits, he is destined to fail.

Cry away.......

When a crisis hits, he is destined to fail.

What's wrong with a 'wait and see' approach?

If, when he's tested and then fails, then he fails.

If, when he's tested and then succeeds, then he succeeds.

Why not wait until he's actually tested before declaring him a failure?

Why not wait until he's actually tested before declaring him a failure?

#199 | Posted by JeffJ

Yeah, it's not like his last name is Bush. All kidding aside, I agree. Give him a chance.

I agree. Give him a chance.

Thank you!

The last thing we need is more of the last 16 years.

I hope criticisms of Obama are mostly issue-focused. After 8 years of Clinto followed by 8 years of Bush, a more pointed form of critique would be much appreciated.

So much for a Cream/Zeppelin tour.

Former Cream bassist Jack Bruce has described Led Zeppelin as "crap".

Bruce, who reformed Cream with original members Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker for a series of shows in 2005, also slated Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page.

Speaking to Classic Rock, Bruce said: "Everybody talks about Led Zeppelin [reforming], and they played one fucking gig one fucking lame gig while Cream did weeks of gigs [during their 2005 reunion]; proper gigs, not just a lame gig like Zeppelin did, with all the [vocal] keys lowered and everything. We played everything in the original keys.

"Fuck off, Zeppelin, you're crap. You've always been crap and you'll never be anything else. The worst thing is that people believe the crap that they're sold. Cream is 10 times the band that Led Zeppelin is."

The bassist then stated that Page is incomparable with Cream guitarist Eric Clapton, describing the Led Zeppelin guitarist as "crap".


www.nme.com

The guy at the bar that was screaming SOCIALISM at me last night kept telling me.......

'You just wait and see!!!!! He's going to blah, blah, blah...... You just wait and see!!!!'

I said, 'OK, I will if you will, but it is clear that you are not willing to do so, so quit telling me to'

I then I reminded everyone that they had to turn in their guns by noon today.

The Terminator asking for $4.4B tax hikes in Cali. today. Good thing he bitch slapped Gray Davis outta office so he can do the opposite.

Oh, and the new Pres. needs to get money somehow, and all these Bush hoes were turning their vibrators on high for the cheery new tomorrow with McBush sans tax increases. Try a little tenderness and some KY.

Get it together NeoCon tools, unless the melting corporations plan to make donations to the US of A in this happy economy--higher taxes are a comin'. u betcha.

Naptime for the beautiful tomorrow of no new taxes is officially over. Thanks to the debt exploding from the trashed mind of bozo invading Iraq. you can whine all you want, but that don't change the price of Depends.

Oh and I almost forgot, save your dead chat how it's all gonna be Obama's fault.

NeoConsLost, who were you prior to November 3rd? And why do you dicks change names so often?

And why do you dicks change names so often?

I'm a little concerned. What on earth is BL2 gonna do on 1-21-09.

Does he have to go to RCade for a special dispensation?

#203 | Posted by Manypaths

FF for many

It appears that the Market just loves Obama! 800+ points down in 2 days is quite an accomplishment. But I'm glad the government will be taking care of us from now on because all my savings have gone up in smoke. I've always taken care of myself but I won't be able to now - not to fear tho because Obama will pay my mortgage and make sure I have healthcare. He'll also make sure I can be reeducated in case there's a job available sometime in 2012.

Gee, I'm so happy the ONE is there to save us. By the way, can anybody lend me a dime?

wisgodless,

computer crasho, this site no identify yours truly, used to be warwhore. feel better now pumpkin?

heard john deere was having a special on solar powered vibrators, if your gonna go green.

get over yourself.

bad news, Barney bit one of the press today.

makes me love my little scottie even more.

NeoConsLost, was retard your second choice? And did the computer crasho or did Mom and Dad take it awayo?

makes me love my little scottie even more.

You have one, too?

poor lil wisgodbangupjob,

yessum, and the laptop won't even let me logs onto the fabbo drudge red meat dept--ever. drudge must be spending all his money tivoing soap operas. funny thing huffpost works wherever i be, not this here site. had to actually get a new email to use this site wouldn't let me get in w/the old info. now are ya feelin' better? are we all clear here, or are you gonna come back like my neighbors 2 year old and beat the lawn with a stick just for fun?

no, mom and dad on the ocean in LA, tired old worthless pathetic me in an even nicer place but in c. fl. if you need more personal info you know where to find me, kissy.

now go back to those nancy drew mysteries, that vibrator is makin one hell of a racket, time to simmer down.

your secret love.

ted,

yeah scotties rock!

Neo

Having one is why I know for a fact that Barney is smarter than Bush. And Miss Beasley is smarter than both of them.

Just what this place needs, a half assed version of Spud.

Ted,

Don't know about ms. beasley's behavior patterns. My little stinker is so much fun, they have a great personality. I know, I always said "the only good thing about Bush is that he has a scottie."

back beating the ground with a stick. tsk tsk.

It works when looking for worms.

Miss Beasley

Named after the doll on Family Affair?

Wow, that sure takes Spud back.

Did any of you dog lovers catch Jon Oliver interviewing potential First Puppies on the Daily Show last night?

Funny stuff.

Spud would make a thread on it but is totally out of arrows.

Well worth keeping an eye out for.

Be Well.

worm hunt, the new past time for the verbally challenged. no more concrete thoughts, no more flow charts to conclusions, just beating the ground for worms, quite a challenge indeed.

On a happier note, Ms Beasley carries the torch for all of us. She and Barney no longer have to beat the ground for worms, their work is done. But (brief moment for sad clown face,) her papa was kinda weepy today once he realized that he had something to do with the disastrous state of affairs. aahhhhh.

don't forget mr. french and that big beard. remember buffy? didn't she o.d. on heroin? god, we're old.

See the 'Tommorow, Wendy' vid montage on Spud's Janet Napolitano thread or this one...
Posted By Dethspud.

The live version of that song is 100 times better than what's on.... bloodletting is it?

One of the first songs I learned to play on the guitar.

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