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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Canadian radio comedian Marc-Antoine Audette pretended to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy in a six-minute phone conversation with Sarah Palin, bragging about his wife's sexual prowess and saying they should hunt by helicopter together. Transcript.

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Amazing

"I can see Paris from my front porch"

Funniest thing since "Borat" got Bob Barr to eat some cheese, and then claimed the cheese came from his mother's breast milk.

She makes stinky cheese with her cooter-when she's not squirting out mentally retarded kids.

This is really a scene from the sequel to The Idiocracy.

Going Rouge can have it's drawbacks especially when you are surrounded by Rubes.

Damnit, I just posted this, didn't see it here. . .

Amazing, talking about Canadian Prime Minister, she has no idea that Stephen Harper is The Prime minister, (her next door neighbor so you would assume she would know)

Not only that, but there were numerous things that someone with half a brain could've picked up on. Example, the comment from "Sarkozy" about "loving to kill animals".

How do you make Sarah Palin's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

"You've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours"

People whose brain can operate in such a way that they can put together a sentence like that are truly amazing. It's a classic Palin moment: Say something with conviction that is completely and utterly devoid of meaning.

Funny. Flattering. Harmless.

""You've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours"

Which was followed by "Sarkozy" saying his wife was "hot" in bed. lol.

What an amateur hour operation that is.

"Utterly clueless -- the Masked Avengers' comically bad accents and pop culture and pornography references going straight over her head -- Palin blathers for what seems like hours, giving giggly answers and offering the slimmest possible analysis of her candidacy and the significance of campaign figure Joe the Plumber. At one point, she was led even to agree that FOX News broadcasts unfair critiques of her and is just another part of the the media bias in this country against muddle-headed winking Christian hockey moms.

The Avengers clearly could have gone on for hours with her, talking about the French first couple's sex life and the view of various countries from the Elysee Palace. Alas, they took pity on candidate Palin after even their compliments on Hustler's "Nailin' Palin," which they called the "documentary" of her life, elicited nothing more than giggling appreciation."

www.huffingtonpost.com

"Funny. Flattering. Harmless."

Won't make any difference on Tuesday, but it's hardly "harmless" to Sarah Palin's reputation. She'll be able to recover from this and other campaign gaffes as well as Dan Quayle did.

The pranksters have pulled this stunt on Sarkozy and Chirac in the past, so Palin is in good company.

It's easy to set up self important people.

Most interesting moment of insight:
Pranker: I love to kill animals!"
Palin: "hahahaha!"

Once again, Bible Spice proves she is the Faux-Christian's equivalent of Eva Peron, sans chignon.

What an idiot! She has an Emotional Intelligence Quotient of zero. How could you be so stupid to not see that you were being played as the ass of this joke...Wow, she will do well negotiating with foreign leaders as VP or President of the United States.

She is very, very, very dumb.

Funny. Flattering. Harmless.

#12 | Posted by takitez

Harmless? Under the circumstances, true. It was a radio show and she isn't going to win this election. That makes it harmless.

Funny? Not really, unless you mean funny in a very sad way.

Flattering? No. You're just completely wrong there.

It would quickly stop being harmless if and when she's in a position of real power, and accepts calls from people posing as foreign leaders and starts jabbering on about sensitive and top secret information. Yes, she is that dumb. Believe it.

doh!

lot of funny parts, here's my favorite:
FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler's "Nailin Palin."
Sarah: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

I just saw Palin's rally on CNN, the signs all said "Palin", none said McCain or McCain/Palin
What's up with that?

Of course, if this had happened to Obama/Joe the Biden, those guy's personal history would already be plastered all over the news.

Of course Obama has nothing to worry about - he hasn't done a press conference in over a month, so all he has to worry about is how soft the softball questions will be, and in what order. Looks like the same shit to me. Change, my ass.

ohmyfuckinggod....are retardicans still supporting this hag????? she is dumber than a box of rocks....

lol Palin going to have a great life after the election is finaly over

"Of course Obama has nothing to worry about - he hasn't done a press conference in over a month, so all he has to worry about is how soft the softball questions will be, and in what order. Looks like the same shit to me. Change, my ass."

last few days interviews:
Wolf on CNN
Brian on NBC
Rachel on MSNBC
plus a few others

are you lying or just dumb or a newsmax fan? You must be a Palin supporter!

Hello, Sarah? This is Osama, I'd like to turn myself in. But only to you....

BANI, guess you don't know the difference between an interview and a press conference. Do you really think Rachel is going to ask Obama a challenging or revealing question. From the Maddow interview:

"Is there a difference between the parties?" and

"Is conservatism bad for America?" and

"Do we need another stimulus package?". Bama's reply, "as a matter of fact..."

PUH-LEASE! I don't know what Newsmax is, and the dumb-ness I leave to you, o clueless one.

BANI, guess you don't know the difference between an interview and a press conference.

Dizzy?

you misfired...got the wrong fella ~ where did I suggest this?:>)lol

Palin is such a stupid person and yet their are supposedly intelligent people saying that she is the future. What flavor is that cool aid they are passing around?

I'm glad that Palin can take a joke, as she has proven already.

No doubt if Obama or Biden had been pranked, these two comedians would have had their lives and their families' lives probed with a fine-tooth comb by the Democrats, including tax records, passport info, health records, employment records, school records - more probing than what has been done to Obama.

Democratic U.S. Rep. John Conyers of Michigan fired off a letter asking Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff to investigate whether someone leaked the information to the media in an effort to damage Obama.

"The AP reports that it 'could not establish whether anyone at a political level in the Bush administration or in the McCain campaign had been involved,' a very disturbing (suggestion) indeed," read the letter from Conyers, who is chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.

"This leak is deplorable and I urge you to take immediate action to investigate and discipline those responsible."

The above quote concerns the report of the illegal status of Obama's aunt.

Well hell, if his aunt is illegal then he shouldn't be president... right ? you silly twa* !

She makes stinky cheese with her cooter-when she's not squirting out mentally retarded kids.

#4 | Posted by frankf55

Who? Your mother?

Canuckian radio guys outsmart Palin?

Admittedly not that difficuult but is still giggleworthy stuff.

Nailin' Palin is a "documentary"?

Sarah doesn't disagree?

Tres bon.

C'est Magnifique!

Be Well.

Obama's campaign spokesman Robert Gibbs, commenting on the prank, said: "I'm glad we check out our calls before we hand the phone to Barack Obama."
* * * *

That's sure true. Can't be having Barack on the phone with someone who is playing a joke on him. Or who might disagree with him. Good thing he has people running interference for him, to ensure he's only surrounded himself with Yes men who are also invested in Barack's infallibility.

lol.

What a baffooooon this woman is. Is there no end to her idiocy? What is even funnier is seeing the righties trying to justify her fucking laughable existence, her pathetic beliefs and her burlesquish attempt at a run for the white house.

That's sure true. Can't be having Barack on the phone with someone who is playing a joke on him. Or who might disagree with him. Good thing he has people running interference for him, to ensure he's only surrounded himself with Yes men who are also invested in Barack's infallibility.

RisR: You just can't understand, can you, how this man came to be where he is today?

I sure do.

Me, too. RIR.

"That's sure true. Can't be having Barack on the phone with someone who is playing a joke on him. Or who might disagree with him. Good thing he has people running interference for him, to ensure he's only surrounded himself with Yes men who are also invested in Barack's infallibility."

Or it could just be that Obama has a competent staff.

Or it could just be that Obama has a competent staff. - Mary

And an agenda

And a campaign that has barely put a foot wrong.

And a message that resonates with the American people.

But no, that isn't enough for people like Smash and
Anamerican, who just think it's all a fake, and still somehow don't see the last eight years as a virtually unmitigated disaster.

Er, this is a test.

Conyers should also go after the Black woman who authorised the fishing and spilling of Joe the plumbers' private records. But I doubt it, because Conyers is proving himself to be a closet 'racist'.

Question, Tak

If Obama wins by a crushing landslide, will you accept that as a sign of God's will?

And shut up for a while?

love the obama deflections

palin is stupid

hard to admit it i know. but you should just get it out. it will be healthier.

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