Can you imagine how long it would take to stab somebody 200 times with a screwdriver? you'd have to stop to have a cigarette halfway through then start stabbing again.

The majority of the wounds were between an inch and an inch-and-a-half deep.

Maybe she shoulda used a flat screwdriver. Less resistance, you know...

Maybe he asked her for a vodka and orange juice?

He? He who?

Think about it. It will come to you.

(pretty optimistic of me, eh?)

Cork,

Is that akin to "build it and he will come."?

Whaddya call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

or, an insensitive gay bashing joke.

Fur traders is funnier.

Yes, it is.

You'd have to be really determined to go that route with the Phillips. Even a seasoned fur trader must have had a hard time with this.

This is sad, really sad.....

Solemnly, I'm not sure about Jessica Kalish, but if Carol committed the murder, she is in hell now --- and pleading for people not to go there.

See the story of (YOUTUBE) Mary K. Baxter.

Folks, listen while you have breath on earth.

what is the definition of "confusion"?

10 blind lesbians on a tuna boat.

Can you imagine how long it would take to stab somebody 200 times with a screwdriver?

Lickety Split.

"if Carol committed the murder, she is in hell now"

In the Bible I've read, that's considered blasphemy.

"She recently stopped drinking coffee"

That'll do it every time.

I understand, Danforth; please stop drinking the koolaid.

I think our current incarnation of the bags of human shit that refer to themselves as "journalists" should be fired and blackballed from their profession for using terms like her wife---especially when taking very special pains not to appear self-conscious in doing so.

Because its perfectly normal, you know.

Don't you, knuckle-dragger?

" using terms like her wife"

Awwwwwwwwww.

Burger, a 57-year-old writer, did yoga, had a fondness for Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and preferred to watch musicals in theaters with Dolby Sound....She thought Jackson Browne's For a Dancer was good to listen to when you were sad....

Jesus Fucking Christ.

People like this actually exist.

They never had a chance to see the Phillies win the world series. What a shame.

"People like this actually exist.

#19 | Posted by Pinche_Mao "

Wow. Is some homophobe threatened by this or what?

BOO!

*yawn*

Bush's fault.

And that is not a lesbian joke.

Unless you want it to be.

They never had a chance to see the Phillies win the world series. What a shame.

Yeah.

But you've never had the opportunity to have your crotch treated like Emily Saliers' 12-string.

So it all evens out in the end.

"Kalish, whom Burger had married in Massachusetts in 2005, had met another woman."

So these two ladies were married all of two years before one started up with another lover.

I guess maybe Kalish wishes now she had moved out instead of throwing her new girlfriend in wife Burger's face.

Jealousy is a bitch.

"People like this actually exist.

#19 | Posted by Pinche_Mao "

It was the Jackson Browne, wasn't it, Pinche Wetter?

Hell hath no fury like an angry rug-muncher.

"I understand, Danforth; please stop drinking the koolaid."

How is me recognizing blasphemy as the Bible describes it "drinking the koolaid?

I had a few comments to make but you folks are doing just fine.

That's a compliment not satire.

wonder if they'll be serving cheese and crack-snackers at the wake?

Well, the women who apparently killed her female lover and "spouse" (married in Boston), was in apparent anguish.

Of course, we need a Marxian analysis. This is the fault of George Bush and the Republican Party. Due to the egregious non-socialist system with consequent financial ramifications, these two women found it necessary to continue to share living quarters, and the murdered woman could not restrain her libidinous urges but inflamed her rejected "spouse" by flaunting a romance with "another woman."

Under Obama, there is "hope" that such scenes can be avoided, as "he" shall provide a solution to such problems and financial constraints shall not resolve themselves in such a way as to compel estranged rejected lovers and "legal spouses" to commit murdedr in fits of rage.

Obama will stop domestic violence between lesbians.

This is the fault of George Bush and the Republican Party...

~Tiny Johnson.

Congratulations, Tiny, yer the 10,000th Rtard to tell a "Bush's Fault" joke here at the Drudge Retort!

Oddly enuff, that was not only history making in terms of turning the odometer over on that ole chestnut of a joke but that may well also be the LAMEST version of that joke Spud has ever heard.

/And believe you me Spud has heard a lot of lame jokes from the right in his time.

You really need to get some new writers.

At the very least ya gotta stop using that quill to prepare yer bon mots fer blogworld.

Ya know wot that joke was like?

It's like you accidently swallowed a coupla very old dictionaries and started choking on 'em, then after someone who heard you choking ran up and gave you the Heimlich manoevre you puked that sad excuse of a joke up all over the rest of us.

Blech!

/Hope you don't mind the constructive criticism.
//Spud is only trying to help, ya know.

^_^

Be Well.

It wasn't lesbianism that made her crazy.

She was a writer for the Huff. See what happens when you write for any liberal places other then this or Bartcop?

"See what happens when you write for any liberal places other then this or Bartcop?"

?

I admit it strange to see this story after noticing Huffington doubled the Drudge Report online hits recently...

"Many people do not understand that life, with its burdens, is a treasure. The weight of disappointment makes us close our eyes to the gift of being in the world to learn about the loving heart."

Spud, interesting that you should disparage (sp?) someone who jokes that this was Bush's fault, suggesting that this joke has played it's course.

I think we will see the "It's Bush's fault" argument pop up quite a bit in the next couple years. When the Dems taxes make the economy worse, there will be some who will try to blame it on Bush (because he ruined the economy) When Obama does not handle some forgien policy thing well, that will be Bush's fault (because he soured the world on us).

I see many of the same people who wanted to place everything at Bush's feet because he was President, being un-willing to do the same if Obama is president.

This plot line reminds me of a combination of "Rocky Horror Story", "Basic Instinct" & "Deliverance" & perhaps we will see a movie based on it's very, very dark secrets soon enough.

I see many of the same people who wanted to place everything at Bush's feet because he was President, being un-willing to do the same if Obama is president.

I think there is a lot of truth in that and it will happen.. Don't get me wrong - Bush is possibly the worst leader the WORLD has ever seen, but our next president won't be much better unless you are a Democrat..

Bush's fault.

#23 | Posted by NappyHeadedHo

If I may.That should be butch's fault.

Why Huffinton Post needs to be damaged?

From a Doc Sarvis retort...

I liked Elizabeth Dole, apparently she has lost all of her moral and ethics by being with this current republican party too long.

Elisabeth & my mom were chat buddies briefly in the late '80's & early '90's since Dad grew up with Bob in Russell...

Yes, I fwd the article to all living relatives on my father's side (my dear brother & cousin ~ but not the French branch:>)

People like this actually exist.

#19 | Posted by Pinche_Mao
* * * *

Not anymore.

And dozens of libtard Drudges are dying to know: when would it be OK to apply for the new opening of "Sit Around All Day And Blog For a Website Nobody Reads".

Was she the Gay Lifestyle Correspondent at HuffPo? Or Home Improvement?

Nobody reads????

Apparently you must be a libtard.

From what I know, solemnly speaking, Carol Ann Burger must be warning readers not to come to hell. Here is why:

--- Biblical: the rich man in hell requested that his brothers be warned not to come to hell (Luke 16).

--- I'm not a Pentecostal. A revival swept my community and I attended some meetings. An elderly woman, next door to mine, got into the movement and the Holy Spirit chose her to reveal hell: in church meeting, her body will lie helpless but her spirit will be taken to visit hell and she will scream and describe what hell is like. Also she will echo the cries of some in hell: "why didn't someone warn me of this?".... "why didn't my friend force me to go to church to hear the message of redemption?" ... "Please warn others not to come here".... etc. (I know this lady and she was not acting or faking it --- she could never do that)

--- YOUTUBE Mary K Baxter and you will find similar message (her's is more vivid) (Her interactive interview with Sid Roth is better).

Not Kidding folks. On earth you can choose to mock, or take the message seriously and repent. You will live with your decision for eternity. Like it or not, your moment of death will come. As sure as the sunrise.

wonder if they'll be serving cheese and crack-snackers at the wake?

#30 | POSTED BY NANC

Finger sandwiches.

" there will be some who will try to blame it on Bush (because he ruined the economy)"

Oh...that.

I'm not a Pentecostal.

#46 | Posted by takitez at 2008-10-30 08:01 AM | Reply | Flag

Ok, but that doesn't ameliorate the fact that you're a bible thumping nutjob.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey, we do taste like chicken!!!

Not Kidding folks. On earth you can choose to mock, or take the message seriously and repent. You will live with your decision for eternity. Like it or not, your moment of death will come. As sure as the sunrise.

#46 | Posted by takitez

As will yours. So you are fixed, all dressed up to avoid the hell fire and brimstone (hell does still have brimstone, right?)

So why are you so worried about the free adult choices your associates make? And whether they will go to hell?

Let me answer that for you. Because your belief is a big stinking pile of dogshit unless you can get other people to buy on to it too. then when they drink your flavor of koolaid then you have validation.

You religion is dead dude. The 21st century is about new awakenings and new philosophies. The old and dead is old and dead.

Where are all the deconstructionists?

Was the screwdriver a substitute for a penis, and was this actually a sexual orgy as one lesbian with her simulated symbolic penis, penetrated the body of the other so frequently and so forcibly. Should there have been an added count of lesbian rape?

How is it possible that nobody refered to Burger as "FurBurger"?

You guys disappoint me.

Johnson - In terms of deconstruction, I can suggest that only you could equate a "1 or 1.5 inch penetration" with a penis.

for some reason I am sensing a little pent up aggression, but maybe that's just me...

#54 | Posted by JimmiG at 2008-10-30 02:08 PM

Johnson - In terms of deconstruction, I can suggest that only you could equate a "1 or 1.5 inch penetration" with a penis.

This just proves that liberal Huffington Post writers are indeed CRAZY!!!!!

Sawdust said;
Spud, interesting that you should disparage (sp?) someone who jokes that this was Bush's fault, suggesting that this joke has played it's course.
I think we will see the "It's Bush's fault" argument pop up quite a bit in the next couple years. When the Dems taxes make the economy worse,
#35 | POSTED BY SAWDUST AT 2008-10-30 05:22 AM

>> Yes, we all know that the period of time where you must save money to pay off the credit card, isn't nearly as fun as running up the debt on the card. These two phases are Republicanism, and then Adulthood.

I'm sure that the people who remember the "good old days" of deficit spending, with 4/5ths of the war off the balance sheet, will be throwing rocks at all the people trying to clean up the mess.

>> And as for this case -- I'm a little hesitant to take this police conviction without a trial. Maybe this was an open and shut case -- or maybe it was the typical lazy police work, that blames the closest person to the crime scene that they don't like. Letting a suspect blow their own head off is more sign of lousy police work but it sure does cut down on all the paper filing.

This is not about being gay, or female, or a writer for HuffPo. This is an all too common story of depression and financial stress that will play out all across the nation. We have 40% of our Vets coming home and killing themselves -- an epidemic. There are thousands of people stressed out and depressed enough to get desperate -- this is only just an unusual case and that is why it is making some front pages.

You can't pick one sad crime and say; "This is what it means to be a lesbian." When 99.9% of these murder suicides are from a Man who just lost his job.

I'm going to go home and kiss my hot latin wife, by the way, and thank God I have a job and I fit the majorities description of "A good white person." But I didn't have to do anything to be straight, white, born to good parents, and healthy.

Burger, who on Oct. 7 was tapped to cover the election for the Web site, The Huffington Post, still sometimes felt sad and isolated. Kalish, whom Burger had married in Massachusetts in 2005, had met another woman.

Thats the problem there.A "mock Marriage" does not work.Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.Her guilt and shame were more than she could handle.

How sad.

We have 40% of our Vets coming home and killing themselves -- an epidemic.

WTF? Where did that figure come from,out of your ass? Thats ridiculous.

Thats the problem there.A "mock Marriage" does not work.Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.Her guilt and shame were more than she could handle.

How sad.

#60 | Posted by controlledpairs at 2008-10-30 07:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

..I'd agree, but my definition is different then yours. Gay or straight, WAY too many people jump into it without even considering what it actually means. I mean it's sad that my wife and I have only been married 6 months and we've already outlasted 22% of all marriages.

Well, time to get myself called a homophobe, because this brought up an interesting point. Having been denied gay marriage for so long, I'm willing to bet Gay Divorce percentages are gonna be REEEAAALLLY high for the first few years, because of all the irresponsibility of those leaping into marriage just to claim a political victory.