"...why are republican women so much hotter than their counterparts on the left?"
Whaa?
If by "hotter" you mean "bat shit crazier" or "stupider" then Spud would hafta concur.
Coltface?
Have you noticed those guy hands and adam's apple?
As another poster pointed out...
"that's a man baby-yeah!"
Michelle Malcontent the self-loathing anchor baby?
THIS whackjob?
Sorry kids, but stupid and crazy is not a good look on anyone.
Was there ever a first lady prettier than Michella Obama?
Not in Spud's estimation, no.
She's a total class act all the way around the board. An excellent wife and mother. An accomplished and gifted executive. Intelligent, well grounded, authentic and stylish.
She's Jackie O Version 2.0.
New and improved.
/Jackie's stock dropped when she married Aristotle Onassis and signed a wedding pre-nup specifying her sexual "duties" in order to remain married. That kinda made her the best paid prostitute on the planet by Spud's lights.
Sarah? A former and fading beauty queen who can still wink and shake her tits in order to get her way in many instances but who's discovered the limits of that resource in her over-reach to become Veep. While she may retain some skin deep beauty her ugly goes right to the bone.
Elizabeth?
Kucinich?
Yeah, she's hot but she's on the left.
Dole?
Yer fucking kidding, right?
Yeesh.
DO NOT WANT!
Be Well.