bwah.

Amusing story, Rogers. Glad it had a happy ending, so to speak.

At this point, Stein offers a final bit of reassurance: "Those are my billboards."

WOW RCADE...that was a "ballsy" thing to do.

I don't think it displayed any good sense at all.

Ha, I remember my "snipping". I as pretty stoked up on the vallium so joking with the nurse and the Dr. When the cauterization began, I remarked, "I haven't seen smoke comming off of that since college"...

Indeed, it was a ballsy thing to do and thank you for giving us testimony of your procedure!

No needles, no scalpel, wow, sounds great!

I got to boobkmark this blog entry.

No needles, no scalpel, wow, sounds great!

Did you ask him if any Republicans have vasectomies?

I bet there are very few. So insecure. Take Sniper's response, for example.

Should have saved yourself a few bucks and just used a blow torch in the garage.

Shakey D style!

From this month's Penthouse Forum:

The first step, where he attached a cold rubber band around my dingaling, pulled it out of the way and clamped the band to my shirt, was unexpected and horrifying.

. I didn't even need to hold frozen peas to my johnson

Lucky you. I bet your doctor also waited for the local to work before cutting and sealing. And I see you didn't even have a cat to jump off the top of the couch after your freezing wore off. I didn't realize that was as common a problem as it appears.

Everybody who's had dental work knows the feeling of having your face melting as the freezing wears off. Imagine feeling that between your legs.

Are you f...ing crazy!!! Dude you shouldn't even bring up politics until the transaction's over!

I'm glad it turned out like it did, and kudos to the Doc for the signs. That had to cost a lot of cash, at the serious risk of alienating at least half of his potential customers. Because of where I live I won't bring up politics except with only the very closest of confidants. To do otherwise would be financial suicide.

They've come a long way with the Vasectomy. When I had one on a Thursday afternoon 22 years ago, OLD STYLE, I went and drove a truck for ten hours the very next day. That was probably one of the stupidest things I ever did. The boys were the size of a grapefruit for three days after that.

To give you an idea of how tough I am, I researched vasectomies for five years before consenting to the procedure. You can't be too careful about these things. I wanted to give the medical community time to work out the kinks.

You ARE kind of a puss.

"You ARE kind of a puss.

#13 | Posted by Whatsleft "

In other circumstances, I would call Rcade a "girlie boy" but since that's a dumpable offense these days, I won't.

Probably shouldn't have dumped that one, Nullifidian, but you hit the same person with four comments asking if he was gay, calling him "penis breath," yadda yadda. Seemed a tad extreme.

It was satire, Rcade. I was just parodying some of the more juvenile posters around here.

I was feeling a bit sensitive this week. Given the appointment I had looking ahead of me.

It's not exactly like I have a track record of calling people "limp-wristers," "fags," etc., like some well known posters around here.

Did you ask him if any Republicans have vasectomies?

Their boyfriends don't want them to.

I DO know that one of the innocents that We The Good Guys kidnapped and housed in Guantanamo for some years finally confessed to whatever they wanted him to confess to after We The Good Guys sliced into his appendage. British lawyers just pointed that out. Just remember that this sort of thing keeps us safe from "terrorists." I'm not sure who keeps them safe from us. herm

Ouch. That's got to be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

In other news, I removed your dumps, Nullifidian.

C'mon, Rogers. The ancient Hebrews used stone knives. Man up, why don't 'cha?

a cold rubber band

Why is it that every instrument of torture found in the mdern doctors office is cold?

Do they have a special fridge in the back fer just such a purpose?

Do they all watch boys from Brazil and cackle during the dentist office scene?

Silly jokes aside, kudos to the blog-god fer sharing his experience here and having the testicular fortitude to let folks know the procedure aint as bad as all that.

Teste-fy brutha, Rogers!

Bob Barker would be proud of ya!

/Okay, that was a silly joke too.
//Spud is weak!

Be Well.

/In other news, I removed your dumps, Nullifidian
//Special dispensation from the blog-god?
///Ooh, do Spud next!
////Spud's sitting on two dumps already and really wants to go to town on Vern fer his childish tantrums directed at Gal T!

When a friend of mine had his snip job his nuts swelled up bigger than a soft ball. Every step was an adventure in pain.

Sounds more like your Doc just had a ball.

"////Spud's sitting on two dumps already and really wants to go to town on Vern fer his childish tantrums directed at Gal T!"

Posted by dethspud

Gal's strong and smart enough to take care of herself.

She's one of my reasons for sticking around here.

Vermin's just digging his hole deeper.
Maybe he'll dig up Leonard Bernstein.

Gal's strong and smart enough to take care of herself.

~Zatoichi

Spud is well aware of this but thanx fer pointing it out.

She's one of my reasons for sticking around here.

Moi Aussi.

Vermin's just digging his hole deeper

Let's hope he reaches China soon.

Maybe he'll dig up Leonard Bernstein.

Saw wot you did there.

FF.

Be Well.

Let's hope he reaches China soon.

#27 | Posted by dethspud

He's basically already in China. I think he moved to Taiwan. So if he digs too deep it may mean his unfortunate return to North America.

Damn, forgot to close the italics.

It's not exactly like I have a track record of calling people "limp-wristers," "fags," etc., like some well known posters around here.

I don't either but I did the same thing to one asshole poster here and I got exiled for it.

It's okay. I wasn't angry but I wanted to see if similar posts made by lefties would get treated the same so for the first time since I started posting here I decided to start flagging similar posts made by lefties to see how they would get treated.

In other news, I removed your dumps, Nullifidian.

#22 | Posted by rcade

Interesting.

The opposite side of the Earth from Taiwan (24N, 120E) is in Paraguay (24S, 60W).

Coincidence?

I treat personal abuse by lefties the same as personal abuse by righties, Eberly. I care more about squashing flamewars and personal feuds than I do about the politics of the users. Conservatives and libertarians are welcome here along with my fellow liberals.

So-Rcade-you really didn't have it done on the back of a 47 DeSoto with a pair of rust wire cutters?

Smart move!

Grab 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.

I treat personal abuse by lefties the same as personal abuse by righties, Eberly. I enjoy it no matter who is serving. - Rcadia

"#22 | Posted by rcade at 2008-10-25 08:04 PM | Reply | Flag"

Gracias, Rcade.

"I don't either but I did the same thing to one asshole poster here and I got exiled for it. "

I've frequently seen the same number or more of left leaning posters suspended as right leaning. No bias there.

BTW, Eberly, did you make an argument to Rcade why you shouldn't have been suspended? There are plenty of cases where posters did, and their suspension, or even, permanent exile, has been rescinded.

If that wasn't the case, 101Chairborne, Zatoichi, Rex Zeitgeist, and some others wouldn't be posting here today.

When he hit the birth canal, her screams were so loud that I asked for a sedative to calm my nerves.

What a puss.

Don't use me to a make an argument as ridiculous as Rcade is 'fair as a moderator' between people on the 'left and right.'

Get real.

Rex-
I don't understand why you still cast a shadow here. I do hope you thank RCADE when you can.

Don't use me to a make an argument as ridiculous as Rcade is 'fair as a moderator' between people on the 'left and right.'

RCade is fair as a moderator to folk on the left, right and all points in between.

Get real.

Real?

"Real" would be you, Rex, reading the recently deleted comments thread and admitting the fact that rightwing posters are far more obviously, egregiously and often vitriol spewing assholes who don't add much content to the place beyond insults that go beyond the pale.

Spud aint expecting such an epiphany from you or anything.

Just sayin'.

Be Well.

"The first step, where he attached a cold rubber band around my dingaling, pulled it out of the way and clamped the band to my shirt" #7 | Posted by rcade

Somehow I find that hard to believe that rcade, I mean com'on now bodybuilder Denise Masino probably has a bigger "dingaling" than you and she's a girl.

So RCADE is firing off blanks now
He is half the man He once was
Mr Happy now weeps dry tears of sadness.
Instead of a blow hole Rcade has a blow dry

Larry

PS Better You than Me RCADE. Braver than I am.

Well, I guess I have found the one advantage I have to being a single father not in any sort of relationship at the present. I have absolutely no one pressuring me to go and get snipped...so the only thing that I have to worry about in that direction is that they might atrophy from the lack of use.

Thanx to the blog-god fer not including any pictures of the procedure in this article.

/There's a "zoom lens" joke in there somewhere but alas Spud is sitting on a pair of dumps and can't quite get there from here.

Be Well.

"Don't use me to a make an argument as ridiculous as Rcade is 'fair as a moderator' between people on the 'left and right.'

Get real."

Get real, yourself. Rcade's about as fair as a moderator as one could hope for.

Hey Spud and Zat,

Thanks guys. The feeling is mutual.

Thanks guys. The feeling is mutual.

Ta fer that, Gal.

To Spud, the DR is kinda like going over to visit a fascinating friend who has a buncha rugrats running around screaming and knocking stuff over.

In between making sure they aint running with scissors or fighting senselessly the conversation is generally pretty good.

Be Well.

/Off to gameworld, Them Oblivion Gates aint gonna shut themselves.
//dethspud, the DR's starchy singularity, now makes his exit from the rejoinder filled Retort the only way he knows how
stage left.

IT'S OBVIOUS YOU HAVE NO BALLS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Don't use me to a make an argument as ridiculous as Rcade is 'fair as a moderator' between people on the 'left and right.'

No offense, Rex, but if you genuinely believed I wasn't fair at all running this site you wouldn't be here so often. It's time to nut up and admit that you like the Retort. I'm not going to make you admit it, like I did to one user once in a weak moment, but it would be nice to find common ground. Let's hug this out.

I am sick to death of hearing how everything should be "fair." If that is the way everything has to be, we'd have to bench the University of Texas' first string in all their games. What's not fair is that I'm not seven-foot, two-inches tall making millions just for playing a game in the NBA.

Word of advice, Arcade...when the doc told you no heavy lifting for a while, heed it! Otherwise, you may develop a neuritis which, if not treated, could result in the "evacuation of the scrotum," as the doctor told me why I needed to remain on bed rest for three days.

Oh yeah, RCADE-definietly still assume you're firing live ammo until after the test.

In 2007 there were 443 "Murder and nonnegligent manslaughter" cases in Chicago. The population of Chicago is listed as 2,824,434.

That's 15.68 per 100,000.

Detroit, with a population of 860,971 had 394 "Murder and nonnegligent manslaughter" cases.

A rate of 45.76 per 100,000.
That's 2.9 times Chicago's murder rate.

In Austin, Texas, with a population of 716,817 we had 30 "Murder and nonnegligent manslaughter" cases.

That's 4.19 per 100,000.
Looks like concealed-carry works.

Mission Viejo, CA murder rate: zero.

Mission Viejo population 95,095, murder and nonnegligent manslaughter: 0.

Los Angeles 3,870,487 - 395

San Francisco 733,799 - 100

Wow, San Francisco is three times as dangerous as Austin.

Zat,
Are you posting in the wrong thread by accident?

RCade,
Enjoyed the story. It would have been nice if military healthcare had that system. I was sore and using frozen peas for days.

Sweet. The slice-of-life story about my mandoodle landed on Democratic Underground:

"Let's hug this out." #51 | Posted by rcade

Please go out and get a girlfriend rcade you've been giving me cause for concern lately.

I can't go out and get a girlfriend, Scotch. My wife vetoed the idea.

Become a Muslim or a (renegade) Mormon and she won't have any say in the matter. Not that I approve of polygamy but you definitely need more than you're getting and I only have your wellbeing in mind sweetie (oops I certainly hope that wasn't a Freudian slip).

"bwah.

#1 | Posted by nanc"

Wow. A moment of clarity from Fundy McRighty.

RCade,

Speaking of dumps, any reason why this comment wasn't--or at the very least deleted:

and Slate has termed him the successor to ....

#24 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2008-10-25 09:47 AM | Reply |

And I term you. Gal Tuesday, as the successor to some Thai whore in Bankok that I refused.

What a stupid twat you are. Who gives a flying fuck what some asshole posted about Dobson? You have no argument of your own? You stupid whore. Nothing but a lame-ass reference?

#35 | Posted by vernon at 2008-10-25 11:35 AM | Reply | Flag

Then there is this gem I hope you consider:

Well, anything else with the exception of Bankok whores, which you seem to be an expert on. Go figure.

#68 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2008-10-25 02:14 PM | Reply

Bangkok whores that I routinely refuse, when I'm in Bangkok. Just like the whores I refuse in Manila and other cities. Ignorant, idiotic and disease-ridden moronic sluts just like you

#84 | Posted by vernon at 2008-10-25 08:28 PM | Reply | Flag

"Bangkok whores that I routinely refuse, when I'm in Bangkok. Just like the whores I refuse in Manila and other cities. Ignorant, idiotic and disease-ridden moronic sluts just like you"

Dang, he was nice to YOU!!!

Ya know, Gal, that was some disgusting stuff, even for Vernon.

I hoped he "snipped" the right ball first in case the second snip didn't take. Wouldn't want more rightnuts brought into the world.

Loved the billboard story. Who'd a thunk it?

"Ya know, Gal, that was some disgusting stuff, even for Vernon."

That post was worth 3 dumps by itself.

Hi guys! I've never complained before about a comment directed toward me, only about comments directed at others. In truth, Vernon's remarks didn't bother me, because I considered the source and didn't take them seriously. I decided to flag his posts this time though because of a conversation Null, Phoenix and I had about a month ago regarding misogyny on the board. If I had seen this comment directed at someone else, I surely would have flagged it, so I decided to flag it even though it was directed at me. As Zat said, I can take care of myself, but I don't like the attitude of misogyny that sometimes prevades this board and, I believe, may be responsible for driving off a bunch of women.

#69 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday

You're not alone. Vermin is a sick bastard who had serious issues with people of the opposite sex. Which, in Vermin's case, means males and females.

"Hi guys!"

AHEM!

Gal,

That was defintely a dumpable comment from Vernon and all kidding aside, you had every right to flag it. His mouth is file and he needs to learn respect.

No wonder he has to go out of the country to find a woman...no one here would put up with him.

"Vermin is a sick bastard who had serious issues with people of the opposite sex. Which, in Vermin's case, means males and females."

Sad but true flag!

"Hi guys!"

AHEM!

I meant you too, Lisa! Honest! LOL I really do use guys to mean a group of people of both sexes. "Yinz guys" is a favorite Pittsburgh phrase.

Dang, he was nice to YOU!!!

Really?!?

You're not alone. Vermin is a sick bastard who had serious issues with people of the opposite sex. Which, in Vermin's case, means males and females.

You got me there, Doc.

GALLLLLLL!!!!

How the heck are ya?!

I was teasin' ya!

But yes...that was relatively mild compared to some of what I got from him. Not to excuse what he did say to you...it was bad!!

I just laugh the pathetic little man off.

But I'm glad you flagged him!

Lisa,

I'm well and hope you are too. It is good to see you back. You have been missed! This board needs more of your light, teasing touch. :-)

like I did to one user once in a weak moment

Ah, the LZK challenge.

Spud still giggles over that one.

Sweet. The slice-of-life story about my mandoodle landed on Democratic Underground:

Well, congrats on yer wedding tackle making the big time... finally. Well, considering the poor reviews it used to get.

Now sack up and answer Gal's question.

To whit:

Speaking of dumps, any reason why this comment wasn't--or at the very least deleted?:

~Gal Tuesday

And I term you. Gal Tuesday, as the successor to some Thai whore in Bankok that I refused.

What a stupid twat you are. Who gives a flying fuck what some asshole posted about Dobson? You have no argument of your own? You stupid whore. Nothing but a lame-ass reference?

#35 | Posted by vernon at 2008-10-25

Seriously, Dude.

Before even making a single post that day Spud had flagged that one "ABUSIVE".

Spud never complained about the two dumps ya gave him the other day and, in fact, rarely uses the 'offensive' or 'abusive' flags at all, much preferring the FF option.

But THAT shit went beyond the pale.

Now c'mon...

Get on the BALL here!

* a-hem *

Be Well.

"I'm well and hope you are too. It is good to see you back. You have been missed! This board needs more of your light, teasing touch. :-)"

I am very well, and happy to hear you are as well!!

LOL

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

And thank you for the well wishes.

That was a rough statement by Vernon, but nothing like my last dump, after reading another poster accuse Nanc of being trailer trash and living in a garbagebag, I wrote,

'Sounds like you speak from experience'.

Obviously an agregious statement worthy of dumping.

*****

This is a thread about Rcade making the wise decision to stop making more democratic voters, let's get it back on topic.

This is a thread about Rcade making the wise decision to stop making more democratic voters, let's get it back on topic.

Sorry for not keeping my eye on the ball(s) and for going off-topic, Rex.

"Sorry for not keeping my eye on the ball(s) and for going off-topic, Rex."

Yea Gal...focus on the balls!!

psst...gotta pic of them to help me stay focused?

Rex, RCade requested atonement from you up-thread, at approximately post #50.

Just thought you should know.

Don't think so.........you might distract him and he might cut something else.

BTW, Eberly, did you make an argument to Rcade why you shouldn't have been suspended? There are plenty of cases where posters did, and their suspension, or even, permanent exile, has been rescinded.

No. I wouldn't do that even if I thought I was being mistreated. I can't take back what I said....what is the point? Some posters bring out the worst in you. some are simply vile disgusting scum of the earth.

In any case Nulli, you made homesexual remarks....I made homosexual remarks....same thing. I got exiled....you didn't and you even got your dumps removed. what a good boy!!

But then again, you are willing to whine about anything.

Just don't accuse them of being a homosexual.

:-(