this guys knows a lot about gay sex.

Which side of the schism is HE on? herm

Sound to me like he'd like to get into the dispensation business.

Watch out, if palin hears about this, the crazy bitch is likely to draft him once she becomes POTUS, er, VP, of course.

When Gay people are the worst of your worries, you're either living in a dream world, or in the closet.

Or they could just wear white collars like priests.

Well, maybe. If priests came with, "Not for Minors" stickers.

Why has he not addressed lesbians? Oh, yeah, 'cause that's "hot."

Just goes to show the impetus for this type of crap.

" impetus "

Is that like "thrust?"

heh-heh

This is just more proof that homosexuals are not pedophiles.

I would say there are more reasons to put warning labels on preachers, than on gays.

This is just more proof that homosexuals are not pedophiles.

This is just more proof that "all" homosexuals are not pedophiles.

yup..just sexual deviants .

yup..just sexual deviants .

#12 | Posted by jubal_harshaw

What a joke. If you want sexual deviance, look no further than your nearest church camp or youth minister.
I have pages and pages of proof.

"I have pages and pages of proof."

Posted by briwo

All stuck together.

Are you a proponent of or opposed to homosexuality, Briwo, or just a bystander?

Get rid of the pictures if you have any of those among the written material as possession of such pictures can have serious criminal consequences, and can subject a person to severe punishment.

Homosexuals simply need psychological counseling
for the mental illness vagaphobism...

...fear of the vagina.

It doesn't mean that - in and of itself - vagaphobism
makes one a horrible person. It means the person
needs help. The same kind of help for people that are afraid
of - let's say - spiders, or gum, or darkness.

Some people are afraid of the vagina. Of course,
the problem is exacerbated when those same
individuals are also addicted to penis.

But, irregardless, such persons need humane treatment.

"Homosexuals simply need psychological counseling
for the mental illness vagaphobism...

...fear of the vagina."

I'll alert all the lesbians I know.

Sorry, "irregardless(sic)" isn't a word.

irregardless
[ir-i-gahrd-lis]

adverb Nonstandard.
regardless.
[Origin: 191015; ir-2 (prob. after irrespective) + regardless]

Usage note Irregardless is considered nonstandard because of the two negative elements ir- and -less. It was probably formed on the analogy of such words as irrespective, irrelevant, and irreparable. Those who use it, including on occasion educated speakers, may do so from a desire to add emphasis. Irregardless first appeared in the early 20th century and was perhaps popularized by its use in a comic radio program of the 1930s.

Warning labels on their butts...Yeah, that'll stop the anal sex when their partner sees that.

Hey, rev...get a hobby.

He already has one, I believe....thinking about gay butts....

Although it may seem extreme to brand homosexuals with the scarlet letter, since HIV/AIDS is not tracked like other STD's because of the Gay/Lesbian radical agenda, maybe the Vicar has a good idea to stop the spread of disease. They used to know how to stop the spread of leprosy.

On the other hand I still need a decent interior decorating team, because I am tired of that 70's orange shag look. I want that boxy look.

Although it may seem extreme to brand homosexuals with the scarlet letter, since HIV/AIDS is not tracked like other STD's because of the Gay/Lesbian radical agenda,

#21 | Posted by fwthom at 2008-10-06 10:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

The Gay/Lesbian agenda decides how we track the spread of AIDS?

I guess you're going to argue against the fact that more hetero people have aids than gays and it's now spreading faster in the hetero community than the gay community. The fastest growing segment of the populace is straight teens.

"thinking about gay butts"

that's funny. I can't stop thinking about "gay butts"

wait a minute...

have their backsides tattooed

Apparently the vicar isn't one for the missionary position.

Gays and pedophiles should be shot on sight.

#25 | Posted by koolaidfree at 2008-10-06 11:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

That's just dirty.

"Gays and pedophiles should be shot on sight.

#25 | Posted by koolaidfree "

People like you ought to swing from lamp posts.

""I have pages and pages of proof."

Posted by briwo

All stuck together.

#14 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-10-06 07:13 PM | Reply | Flag: FUNNY"

because there was no "disgusting" flag available.

because there was no "disgusting" flag available.

#28 | Posted by nanc"

Unfortunately, otherwise you would get plenty, bigot.

null - has anybody ever told you you're an ass? just because you call me a bigot time and again does not make it so - try your dialect on someone else. now go flag me for pointing out the obvious. perhaps you should try lending to a conversation instead of killing it?

"null - has anybody ever told you you're an ass? "

Yes.

and tattoo Feed Me on the choirboys forehead...

What amazes me is that the Christian community isn't outraged when idiots like this Vicar say such unChristian things. Apparently, most of the Christian community agrees with him and disagrees with Jesus. I've suspected that for a long time but more and more I read proof that Christianity has ditched Jesus for Rush Limbaugh.

Guys, Guys, this guy is with the church of England, for crying out loud.

They are tired of the extremists religions getting all the press coverage. So this is a rouge to pull in some of that fanatical element plus lot's of gays will stop by to protest.

You know, the church of England is like The Church of the Fonz on Family Guy. It's like a church for people that have no religious inclinations.

yea verily, i say, Ayyyyyyeeeeeeeeee.

Facts:

Smokers live an average of 18 years less than non-spokers (From the CDC).

Alternatively, the tattoo "Exit Only" could be used. Since it is a birth defect and the gene is known, the tattoo could be placed on the babies bottom at birth.

Good question for HERM, if they would run a "homosexual identity" test during pregnancy and the couple chooses to abort the child because they do not want a gay child, is that "a mother's right to choose" or "bigotry"?

Another question along those lines, if the gene is identified and an "in the womb" cure is found is it the responsibility of the parents to correct the genetic defect? And yes if it is genetically related it is a defect.

Nanc,

Nice note, but I'll be staying. It's so much fun here. But, only when you guys engage. You're running away all the time.

what does he mean by "the militant preaching of homosexuality"
you mean, like love thy brother?
anyone who studies the bible knows that God hates gays (and scallops).

"Smokers live an average of 18 years less than non-spokers [sic] From the CDC).

Gay men live an average of 8-21 years (depending on the study) less than straight men."

#35 | Posted by FreddyK

So are you suggesting that gay smokers are doubly screwed? Based on the above, they'll be lucky indeed to make it to 40.

How about adding another burden and make them all drug addicts. That should shave off another 20 years.

Then get them to run with scissors. That should be worth another 8 years shaved off.

Introduce enough bad, live shortening habits and the homophobes can have the gays killed off before they hit their teen years, much to their glee. But they'll no doubt find some other target for their hate and bigotry, like maybe cat owners.

eddie - what note? would you please send it to me? i've never sent you anything. my nemesis must be up to no good. again.

Eddie:

Someone *coughs* likes to send horrible notes and pretend they are Nanc. This person is, quite possibly, the stupidest idiot on the face of the planet, but even people with all the intellect of a garden slug periodically trick someone. Don't feel bad.

Sometimes idiots trick otherwise intelligent people. It happens.

And Nanc: you know better. You won't be able to get it because it's a self-destruct message.

so - someone else on another thread is accusing me of underhandedness i'm incapable of. i don't like attacks on my blogging integrity and do not stoop to the levels to which i'm being accused.