You can assassinate with Taekwondo?

THIS I gotta see!

A master of the ancient martial art of taekwondo says North Korean agents recruited him in the '80s in a failed plot to kill South Korean President Chun Doo-hwan.

Failed?

Shoulda went with the Tung Soo Do master. Taekwondo is for pussies.

But.. but.. when I put on a bunch of fluffy padding and kick some equally padded soccer mom in the dunlap, I feel really tuff...

Sincerely,
Ness_Gadol, Taekwondo master

Ching ching pow is a much more effective means of assasination.

Everybody was Kung Foo fighting
It was real exciting

I am a fan of Wun Flung Dung my self... It always worked on the farm.

Ah! Ninjas!

Damn, I'm gonna' get rid of that Billy Blanks video too...

Too Wong Fu???

Mung Fu Boogaloo

(National Lampoon Ref.)

Sounds like some shitty movie plot.......starring the Ultimate Super Mega Ninja Warrior!

Some of the assasins recruited were Hung Low, Long Dong, and Enormous Gentitals.

Buncha wimps. Even Jackass with his "Glory Hole Dojo Boys" could kick these guys' asses.

Some of the assasins recruited were Hung Low, Long Dong, and Enormous Gentitals.

#13 | Posted by Jomama at 2008-09-09 04:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Great Kentucky Dried Movie reference!

fried

You are a man of extraordinary magnitude.

"And as for my American friend - the CIA thinks it can infiltrate the Island of Dr. Craw???"

"You don't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow BASTARD!!!"

"Take him to Detroit!"

"No! Not Detroit!!! Anything but that!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

But.. but.. when I put on a bunch of fluffy padding and kick some equally padded soccer mom in the dunlap, I feel really tuff...

Sincerely,
Ness_Gadol, Taekwondo master

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Uh, what?

Never mind. You and Ride_On are basically the same poster anyway, so I'll just consider the both of you to be the same stalker.

Some of the assasins recruited were Hung Low, Long Dong, and Enormous Gentitals.

"My name is Phat. Lo Phat. And this is my wife Ho. Phat Ho.

-In Living Color

I just noticed how much Jackie Chan looks like Jennifer Aniston in his lastest movie previews (he's wearing a long black wig).

Taekwondo class = Dance lessons

"ancient martial art of taekwondo..."

Ancient...as in, since 1955?