North Korea Recruited Taekwondo Assassins

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

A master of the ancient martial art of taekwondo says North Korean agents recruited him in the '80s in a failed plot to kill South Korean President Chun Doo-hwan.

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You can assassinate with Taekwondo?

THIS I gotta see!

Posted by Tosser at 2008-09-09 02:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

A master of the ancient martial art of taekwondo says North Korean agents recruited him in the '80s in a failed plot to kill South Korean President Chun Doo-hwan.

Failed?

Shoulda went with the Tung Soo Do master. Taekwondo is for pussies.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2008-09-09 02:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

But.. but.. when I put on a bunch of fluffy padding and kick some equally padded soccer mom in the dunlap, I feel really tuff...

Sincerely,
Ness_Gadol, Taekwondo master

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2008-09-09 02:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ching ching pow is a much more effective means of assasination.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-09-09 02:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Everybody was Kung Foo fighting
It was real exciting

Posted by danni at 2008-09-09 02:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

I am a fan of Wun Flung Dung my self... It always worked on the farm.

Posted by sawdust at 2008-09-09 02:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=kW_rhWIhL50

Posted by qcp at 2008-09-09 03:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ah! Ninjas!

www.youtube.com

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2008-09-09 03:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Damn, I'm gonna' get rid of that Billy Blanks video too...

Posted by ride_on at 2008-09-09 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Too Wong Fu???

Posted by danni at 2008-09-09 03:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Mung Fu Boogaloo

(National Lampoon Ref.)

Posted by HanoverFist at 2008-09-09 03:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sounds like some shitty movie plot.......starring the Ultimate Super Mega Ninja Warrior!

Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2008-09-09 03:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Some of the assasins recruited were Hung Low, Long Dong, and Enormous Gentitals.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-09-09 04:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Buncha wimps. Even Jackass with his "Glory Hole Dojo Boys" could kick these guys' asses.

Posted by cookfish at 2008-09-09 05:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

Some of the assasins recruited were Hung Low, Long Dong, and Enormous Gentitals.

#13 | Posted by Jomama at 2008-09-09 04:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Great Kentucky Dried Movie reference!

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-09-09 09:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

fried

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-09-09 09:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

You are a man of extraordinary magnitude.

"And as for my American friend - the CIA thinks it can infiltrate the Island of Dr. Craw???"

"You don't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow BASTARD!!!"

"Take him to Detroit!"

"No! Not Detroit!!! Anything but that!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

Posted by JeffJ at 2008-09-09 09:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

But.. but.. when I put on a bunch of fluffy padding and kick some equally padded soccer mom in the dunlap, I feel really tuff...

Sincerely,
Ness_Gadol, Taekwondo master

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Uh, what?

Posted by ness_gadol at 2008-09-09 11:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Never mind. You and Ride_On are basically the same poster anyway, so I'll just consider the both of you to be the same stalker.

Posted by ness_gadol at 2008-09-09 11:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Some of the assasins recruited were Hung Low, Long Dong, and Enormous Gentitals.

"My name is Phat. Lo Phat. And this is my wife Ho. Phat Ho.

-In Living Color

Posted by ness_gadol at 2008-09-09 11:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

I just noticed how much Jackie Chan looks like Jennifer Aniston in his lastest movie previews (he's wearing a long black wig).

Posted by BiggieDan at 2008-09-10 12:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

Taekwondo class = Dance lessons

Posted by Sully at 2008-09-10 01:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

"ancient martial art of taekwondo..."

Ancient...as in, since 1955?

Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2008-09-10 02:18 PM | Reply | Flag: