Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, September 08, 2008

News that Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant highlights the need for parents to talk to their children about sex -- preferably before they're doing it. "Generally, kids are sexually active about a year before parents know about it, and a year before the kids themselves know what they're doing," said Ayanna Bennett, a health clinic worker in San Francisco. "Much of the time, parents are completely stunned by the news."

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the "talk" for america is about 40 years late.

like i've told all my friends with children - you'd better talk to them about it or they'll learn it on the school bus or under the bleachers at a football game.

Mistress Obvious strikes again.

"Generally, kids are sexually active about a year before parents know about it, and a year before the kids themselves know what they're doing,"

The first part makes sense but not the second. What the hell does that even mean? Granted early on in high school I didn't have a clue what I was doing, but I knew what was going on... and it ruled.

And my parents were very good about talking about pretty much every subject a teenager runs into... but it didn't matter.

correct, it is a fallacy that sex ed has anything to do with teen sex, kids will know what is going on, what sex is what it means, one way or the other.

The first time a boy gets a hard on rubs one out, he will know.

they can talk till the cows come home. a kid is gonna do what a kid is gonna do.

like i've told all my friends with children - you'd better talk to them about it or they'll learn it on the school bus or under the bleachers at a football game.

#1 | Posted by nanc at 2008-09-08 10:47 AM

at a football game? the voice of experience?

I'd like to thank Sarah Palin for bring this issue to the forefront. If it wasn't for her daughter being the first teenager to get pregnant, we wouldn't be able to nip this problem in the bud.

So nobody knew about teen pregnancy before this?

This is just assinine. I don't even like Palin and I'm sick of hearing about this.

ff WisGod

Sarah Palin was knocked up out of wedlock and obvilously didn't care so why is anyone surprised that her daughter got knocked up? I think this bitch lives her life as ..."Anything Goes and if you don't like it...shove it up your asses"

She obviously doesn't believe in condoms at 43 years old after having 4 children now producing one with brain damage.

This lady is an asshole in my book.

When I was having sex in high school, we knew exactly what we were doing. The girls trained us. My favorite method of birth control was "coitus interuptis". My girlfriend told me one time, "We should bottle this stuff!"

What is really ignorant is thinking these kids don't know what they are doing and need some lib school teacher to teach them sex education. Girls in the "hood" get pregnant on purpose so they can collect welfare. Eliminate welfare and you will cut teen pregnancy way down.

This lady is an asshole in my book.

#9 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7 at 2008-09-08 11:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

Damn, she must be devastated NOW!

"this lady is an asshole in my book"
====================

You can't read so your book must be a picture book.

FACT!

This lady is an asshole in my book.

#9 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

What page of your book is Barry's Mom listed on?

imagine what the dialogue would be if the following scenario occurred

one of Obama's daughters at the age of 16 or 17 came home pregnant and unwed, the baby daddy posted something on myspace with a touch of gangsta!

just curious what the dialogue would be like right about now.

What is really ignorant is thinking these kids don't know what they are doing and need some lib school teacher to teach them sex education. Girls in the "hood" get pregnant on purpose so they can collect welfare. Eliminate welfare and you will cut teen pregnancy way down.

#10 | Posted by fwthom at 2008-09-08 11:07 AM |

I AGREE 100%

"When I was having sex in high school, we knew exactly what we were doing. The girls trained us. My favorite method of birth control was "coitus interuptis".

Probably the method Palin's daughter was using.
Stupid people often depend on it. That's why sex-ed could help the less intelligent like FW and Palin's daughter.

How come Barry's mom didn't show up at the convention?

What is really ignorant is thinking these kids don't know what they are doing and need some lib school teacher to teach them sex education.

If kids knew what they were doing, teen pregnancy rates wouldn't be through the roof. Unless you think that all those unmarried teens want to start families.

I can't believe there are still people who would deny sex education to teens in schools, knowing that many parents are too irresponsible to educate them on the subject at home. It's like you want there to be more pregnant teens and more kids born in poverty.

When I was having sex in high school, we knew exactly what we were doing. The girls trained us. My favorite method of birth control was "coitus interuptis". My girlfriend told me one time, "We should bottle this stuff!"

What is really ignorant is thinking these kids don't know what they are doing and need some lib school teacher to teach them sex education. Girls in the "hood" get pregnant on purpose so they can collect welfare. Eliminate welfare and you will cut teen pregnancy way down.

#10 | Posted by fwthom

dude try your lies elsewhere, we all know the only sex you were getting in High School was from a sock and a watermelon.

My girlfriend told me one time, "We should bottle this stuff!"

you obviously dated some classy prostitutes

The majority of children over the last 40 years have had a sex education class. So glad to see that it has been so successful.

I can't read but I can look at pictures pretty good.

www.youtube.com

At least we know that if Sarah Palin shoots someone in the face like Cheney did, they will more than likely be dead based on the kind of gun she is using.

P.S. ... Does anyone know if the guy in back of Sarah in this shot is her son Tread? The one with the beer and cigarette now on his way to deployment in Iraq as part of a sealed plea bargain agreement with A Wasilla Court Judge to avoid jail time for alledged vandalism and drugs charges?

There isn't a teen alive that doesn't know fucking sans protection can result in a child.

You can't teach a kid that already knows this. They are willing to take the risk.

Is there ever any positive news about this lady or does the press have to slam her every hour?

101,

Pithy post!!

This lady is an asshole in my book.

#9 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7 at 2008-09-08 11:06 AM
*******

Spoken like a true asshole.

You do know that B. HUSSAN Obama's mother was 17 and not married when she got knocked up by a Muslim radical.

By the way did anyone hear BHO admit he was a Muslim this weekend then try to take it back as a "slip", yea, right a slip, Fraudian no doubt.

Is there ever any positive news about this lady or does the press have to slam her every hour?

#24 | Posted by Sniper at 2008-09-08 11:18 AM

Here's some positive news about Sarah... Her family is pretty much just like yours according to her.

By the way did anyone hear BHO admit he was a Muslim this weekend then try to take it back as a "slip", yea, right a slip, Fraudian no doubt

and did anyone hear McSame admit he was a terrorist loving, fascist, homosexual, pedophile this past weekend, then try to take it back as a "joke", yea right a joke.

How come Barry's mom didn't show up at the convention?

Because she died in 1995. Is FWTHOM really allowed to vote???
REally??

That's too bad for America.

How come Barry's mom didn't show up at the convention?

Because she died in 1995. Is FWTHOM really allowed to vote???
REally??

That's too bad for America.

#29 | Posted by danni at

They let McCain into the RNC, so why not?

Like the Congressman Lynn Westmoreland from Georgia stands by his comment that Barrack and Michelle Obama are nothing but "Uppity" Blacks.

I stand by my comment that Sarah Palin is an asshole.

...but, dead Dems get to vote in Chicago anyway...shhhhhh.

Truth,

If youre going to be an imbecilic, 5 year old go to the kindergarten site. When talking about his faith with George Stephin-im-a-pus this weekend on ABC he said "my faith as a Muslim,"-- George said dont you mean Christian he said of I just slipped.

Fraudian no doubt.

#26 | Posted by Mutt at 2008-09-08 11:23 AM

"fraudian". no doubt.

and did anyone hear McSame admit he was a terrorist loving, fascist, homosexual, pedophile this past weekend, then try to take it back as a "joke", yea right a joke.

#28 | Posted by truthhurts

AKA the guy leading in the polls, Mr. Thin Skin?

...having 4 children now producing one with brain damage.

#9 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

This is the one that will be intellectually qualified to run for the GOP ticket in 20 years.

truthhurts is a liar and a coward.

This is the one that will be intellectually qualified to run for the GOP ticket in 20 years.

#36 | Posted by goblinsrreal2 at 2008-09-08 11:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

YEAH!

We should have killed him in the womb.

THE DR LEFT

P.S. Or left him on a sunny hillside to fend for himself, The Spartans

Does anyone know if the guy in back of Sarah in this shot is her son Tread? The one with the beer and cigarette now on his way to deployment in Iraq as part of a sealed plea bargain agreement with A Wasilla Court Judge to avoid jail time for alledged vandalism and drugs charges?

really?

link?

Sarah Palin:

"My fellow Americans...pay no attention that I conceived a child at 43 years old without pre-natal care because I don't believe in Condoms and have now produced a brain damaged child due to my indiscretions and stupidy or that I boarded a plane for a 10 hour flight shortly after my water broke putting my baby at extreme risk in the event of complications unable to be dealt within a hospital enviroment.

The Important Issue my fellow Americans is....I'M KEEPING MY BABY !!!!"

truthhurts is a liar and a coward.

#37 | Posted by 101Chairborne at

not a word in the MSM about Biden's kids

liar and whiny bitch you are.

I know you lib can't talk about substance because BHO has none. Come this fall he will be a leaf in the wind and fall to the ground and become compost.

(oh did I remember to say McCain is up 10 points)

Anyway, I know you have nothing of substance to talk about but would leave Palins family alone you bunch hypocritical morons.

But on the other hand every time you attack her we go up in the polls because America is sick of your venom. The party of compassion, my ass.

The Important Issue my fellow Americans is....I'M KEEPING MY BABY !!!!"

#40 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

you really don't get the GOP, do you?

....we're so pissed the our beloved Ness Gadol didn't get to abort that baby.....IT'S OUR RIGHT FOR HIM TO DO THAT. Shame on you for keeping your baby Sarah. SHAME, SHAME.

THE DR LEFT

pay no attention that I conceived a child at 43 years old without pre-natal care because I don't believe in Condoms and have now produced a brain damaged child due to my indiscretions and stupidy or that I boarded a plane for a 10 hour flight shortly after my water broke putting my baby at extreme risk in the event of complications unable to be dealt within a hospital enviroment.

Another pants pissing leftie who proves that their belief in "choice" is complete bullshit. They don't believe in choice at all.

...I don't believe in Condoms and have now produced a brain damaged child due to my indiscretions and ....

#40 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7 at 2008-09-08 11:36 AM
***

Ladies and gentlemen we now have a winner for the stupidest thing said on DR.

Do you even know what Down Syndrome is you dumbass.

Sarah Palin was knocked up out of wedlock and obvilously didn't care....

link?

...have now produced a brain damaged child due to my indiscretions and ....

indiscretion? Is that what it is when I screw my wife?

Obama's mom was knocked up out of wedlock at 17.
(read Obama's book)

Sarah Palin was knocked up out of wedlock and obvilously didn't care....

link?

#47 | Posted by eberly

IIRC she was married on August 21 and her first kid was born on April 20 the following year.

The Palins eloped on Aug. 29, 1988.

Track was born April 20, 1989.

The Palins eloped on Aug. 29, 1988.

Track was born April 20, 1989.

#51 | Posted by truthhurts at 2008-09-08 11:47 AM | Reply | Flag:

CRUCIFY ALL THREE OF THEM! That's a first and one time event.

Make up your mind Truth. While you are at it, supply a link

indiscretion? Is that what it is when I screw my wife?

#48 | Posted by eberly at 2008-09-08 11:45 AM

It is if you don't use protection or your not fixed and over 40 without prenatal care.

Thats exactly what the fuck it is !!

groups.google.com

here you lazy fuck

boards.fool.com

here's another one you lazy fuck

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOGLE

CRUCIFY ALL THREE OF THEM! That's a first and one time event.

#52 | Posted by ride_on at 2008-09-08 11:52 AM

No ...lets not crucify them.... Lets teach our children that abstinence is the only form of birth control acceptable to GOD....

And "Do as I say sweetheart...not as I do...and don't let me down because I love you!!"

Complete fucking moron idiots

Truth, I already knew that. I just wanted to see how long it took you.

I might be lazy but you are fucking retarded if it took you that long.

If kids knew what they were doing, teen pregnancy rates wouldn't be through the roof. Unless you think that all those unmarried teens want to start families.

Bullshit... Kids know what they're doing...

The problems is sex for guys feels better without a condom on and teenage girls are stupid and can be talked into damn near anything...

This story is dumb, but it was another chance to take a backhanded swipe and the Palin family to to the front page it goes...

Truth, I already knew that. I just wanted to see how long it took you.

I might be lazy but you are fucking retarded if it took you that long.

#58 | Posted by eberly

you are insane you know that? right?

you asked for a link.

cause you wanted to see how long it would take me to provide a link?

either you are insane or a liar.

which is it?

Lets teach our children that abstinence is the only form of birth control acceptable to GOD....

Actually scientifically it works pretty good also. You need religion to tell you that if you abstain from sex then you aren't going to get pregnant.????

And you are saying this to others...

Complete fucking moron idiots

You just described yourself pretty good there.

either you are insane or a liar.

which is it?

if those are my choices then I'll choose insane because i was telling the truth.

You are still retarded.

back in 45

"What is really ignorant is thinking these kids don't know what they are doing and need some lib school teacher to teach them sex education. Girls in the "hood" get pregnant on purpose so they can collect welfare. Eliminate welfare and you will cut teen pregnancy way down."

What is really truly ignorant, and I usually balk at the you're-stoopid style of debate, is this Thommy who manages to imply that sex ed is a lib plot. And then, in virtually the same breath, he (?) proposes that teen illegitimacies are somehow a device for little girls who don't wan to work to get onto the welfare rolls. Of course Thommy's elite strata NEVER gets preggers. herm

here you lazy fuck

#55 | Posted by truthhurts at 2008-09-08 12:03 PM
***

Truth,

What a unmitigated dumbass you are. Someone asks for a link and you post a link to a blog on Google.

Is that what you uneducated idiots on the left call a news source. I can't believe how screwed up you people are.

You have run Bristol into the ground so now you are going after the son. There is on a single ounce of integrity left in the democratic party and that is whay you continue to loose.

Sarah has almost (ALMOST) stopped being funny. I'd like to write a screenplay about the quintessential fundie airhead who winds up as president, but I have a queasy feeling that this grossly cynical corporate marketing ploy could succeed. herm

hahahahahahahah

mutt if your contention is that the dates provided are NOT correct, well good luck to you.

that was 5 seconds worth of research.

wiki.answers.com's_wedding_date

Sarah Palin's wedding date?
In: Uncategorized [Edit]

[Edit]

Her wedding date is 08/29/1988, according to numerous sources including CBS news.

The problems is sex for guys feels better without a condom
Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

I was alway's a selfish prick, who turned the ribbed ones inside out for my pleasure.

en.wikipedia.org

On August 29, 1988, Palin eloped with and married his high school sweetheart, Sarah Louise Heath, in a civil ceremony.[24

"You need religion to tell you that if you abstain from sex then you aren't going to get pregnant.?"

Apparently so. Our fine, state run education system fights to avoid telling the students this. They do, however, show 'girls' how to put on a condom on a cucumber. What do they teach the guys?

What is track palin's date of birth?
In: Sarah Palin [Edit]

[Edit]
august 20, 1989
WRONG. Track Palin was born on APRIL 20, 1989. A traffic ticket he received has that as his birthday. In other words, Sarah Palin was two months pregnant when she eloped with Todd Palin on August 29, 1989,

groups.google.com

here you lazy fuck

#55 | Posted by truthhurts at 2008-09-08 12:03 PM

The idiots here will soon be claiming Sarah Palins son Tracks birth was the second virgin birth in history.

What a unmitigated dumbass you are. Someone asks for a link and you post a link to a blog on Google.

Is that what you uneducated idiots on the left call a news source. I can't believe how screwed up you people are.

You have run Bristol into the ground so now you are going after the son. There is on a single ounce of integrity left in the democratic party and that is whay you continue to loose.

#64 | Posted by Mutt

btw I feel like parsing this, in reality it is all over the wall

we are dumbasses for what getting the facts wrong? nope they are what they are and apparently track was born 2 soon

sorry if that news source did not meet your standard. are the facts inaccurate? nope

how is stating that Sarah palin was pregnant when she got married an attack on her kid? OH YEAH! you are making up a strawman, sorry, forgot.

flame away strawman!

The idiots here will soon be claiming Sarah Palins son Tracks birth was the second virgin birth in history.

#72 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

that and the pregnancy was time compressed so that the Governoose could resume her duties straight away.

Now I ask you ?....would it be possible for a GOD fearing,Gun Toting, anti-abortion, anti-queer women like Sarah Palin as shown in the attached picture to have had pre-marital sex?

www.youtube.com

HELL NO !!!

I think everyone wishes USATRUEANDBLUES parents had been given that talk.

I was alway's a selfish prick, who turned the ribbed ones inside out for my pleasure.

#68 | Posted by wisgod

well played, sir... wish I had thought of that one.

I think everyone wishes USATRUEANDBLUES parents had been given that talk.

#76 | Posted by fishpaw

They probably enjoy watching the dog shit on the carpet too.

I think everyone wishes USATRUEANDBLUES parents had been given that talk.

#76 | Posted by fishpaw

They probably enjoy watching the dog shit on the carpet too.

#78 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-09-08 12:39 PM | Reply

AWWW !!! I take it you didn't like the picture of Sarah in her USA flag 2 Piece Bathing suit toting a gun !!!

I'm so sorry to have wrecked your fucking day !!

AWWW !!! I take it you didn't like the picture of Sarah in her USA flag 2 Piece Bathing suit toting a gun !!!

I'm so sorry to have wrecked your fucking day !!

#79 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7 at 2008-09-08 12:48 PM |

it was a fake.

sorry you had to waste lotion and kleenex.

AWWW !!! I take it you didn't like the picture of Sarah in her USA flag 2 Piece Bathing suit toting a gun !!!

#79 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7 at 2008-09-08 12:48 PM |

it was a fake.

sorry you had to waste lotion and kleenex.

#80 | Posted by hillbillydeluxe at 2008-09-08 01:07 PM | Reply

What a convincing argument !!!... "It was a fake"

You have to be on an or equal basis to Albert Einstein.

not a word in the MSM about Biden's kids

liar and whiny bitch you are.

#41 | Posted by truthhurts at 2008-09-08 11:38 AM | Reply

When asked to prove it you ran away like a coward. You are a liar and a coward. Words have meaning, your life does not.

I've heard more about Palin's 17 year old unemployed pisspot than I have heard about Joe Biden's lobbyist son whose firm has succesfully lobbied good old Joe.

Having a lobbyist for a son must be tough on a ticket that sold all of it's lemmings "Hope and Change" and that also pretends to make clear that lobbyists are persona non grata.

Let's forget about Joe Biden's plagarism and racial gaffes and instead focus on a 17 year old...

Has anyone heard a single solitary word from the MSM in the past couple of weeks in regards to Bidens son, Bidens plagarism, or Bidens racial gaffe?

Posted by 101Chairborne at

your the one asking the rhethorical question here.

not a single solitary word in the MSM? right?

well you were quickly proven wrong.

your the one asking the rhethorical question here.

not a single solitary word in the MSM? right?

well you were quickly proven wrong.

#83 | Posted by truthhurts at 2008-09-08 02:00 PM | Reply

Sorry dummy, that link proves you're a liar. I didn't say anything close to what you are claiming. I asked a question. Did the "question mark" confuse you?

You're a liar. You tried this argument on Friday and then ran like a coward when you were called out on it.

truthhurts is a coward and a liar.

There isn't a teen alive that doesn't know fucking sans protection can result in a child.

Teens who make abstinence pledges are more likely to have oral or anal sex than their peers. They're also more likely to not use condoms:

www.medicalnewstoday.com

I think you vastly underestimate how dumb teens can be about sex, Chair.

I think you vastly underestimate how dumb teens can be about sex, Chair.

#85 | Posted by rcade at 2008-09-08 02:29 PM | Reply

I know, I used to be one. I knew fucking without a rubber could lead to pregnancy, but I sure as fuck wasn't going to pass up the oportunity to have sex.

The point being kids know the consequense, but would rather roll the dice. "Sex Ed" isn't going to change that.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Some Florida teens believe drinking Mountain Dew or smoking marijuana will prevent pregnancy and that swallowing a capful of bleach will prevent HIV/AIDS.

One reason those dangerous myths have spread is the state's reliance on abstinence-only sex education, say advocates of a bill to require a more comprehensive approach in Florida's schools.

www.abcactionnews.com

Teens who make abstinence pledges are more likely to have oral or anal sex than their peers. They're also more likely to not use condoms:

If a chick has made an abstinence pledge there is no reason to bag up before you slam her in the dumper... Just make sure you're first in line.

Still Chair is right, there isn't anyone that doesn't know not wearing a bag can result in kids...

But it feels better and guys can talk girls into anything... so it happens.


TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Some Florida teens believe drinking Mountain Dew or smoking marijuana will prevent pregnancy and that swallowing a capful of bleach will prevent HIV/AIDS.

#87 | Posted by YAV

GO SEMINOLES!!!!

I guess the "Morning After" pill is a bust.

Still Chair is right, there isn't anyone that doesn't know not wearing a bag can result in kids...

But it feels better and guys can talk girls into anything... so it happens.

#88 | Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-09-08 02:35 PM

wrong against assbag.

Don't you have kids?

So exactly when is that knowledge of condoms magically given to them.

In their sleep by God? Who will tell them the kids at school?

Children need to be taught about their bodies. This knowledge should not be Gleaned from commercials or the Bible.

Abstinence only leads to Ignorance only.

Perhaps this explains you?

Ever heard of health class jackass?

So exactly when is that knowledge of condoms magically given to them.

By the time kids reach an age where they can be sexually active, I would bet all I have there is not one kid who hasn't learned from either: Parents, health class, schoolyard, internet what a condom is and what it is for.

Don't you have kids?

Yeah I have a ten month old girl, and although I'm terrified for when she becomes an idiot girl in her teens I'm not about to run home today with a box of trojans and a crate of bananas as you and Obammy would have it. She can be a kid for a while...

Has anyone heard a single solitary word from the MSM in the past couple of weeks in regards to Bidens son, Bidens plagarism, or Bidens racial gaffe?

Posted by 101Chairborne

You better be careful what stones you throw pal. McCains son served as a director at the recently failed Silver State of Nevada Bank which just collapsed and I'm not hearing about it on MSM (Try MSN next time).

Amazing... the Bushes had their son Neil (who they have nearly dis-owned) involved with Silverado Savings and Loan which was crooked and cost taxpayer Billions in fraud and now McCain has a son involved in another major bank failure.

Bushes and McCains... (2) dingle-berry's coming out of one Butthole.

She can be a kid for a while...

#93 | Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-09-08 02:57 PM

don't wait to long or you could end up like Sarah Palin with a prego daughter and a Thug for a son in law!

Ever heard of health class jackass?

#92 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-09-08 02:42 PM

Yes Buttwad, and if the Rethugs could have their way Health Class would consist of... JUST SAY NO.

And Science would consist of ... God did it.

Yes Buttwad, and if the Rethugs could have their way Health Class would consist of... JUST SAY NO.

And Science would consist of ... God did it.

#95 | Posted by donnerboy at 2008-09-08 03:12 PM | Reply | Flag

I hate to break this to you stupid, but Health Class doesn't consist of "Just say no", so your point as usual is non fucking existant.

Do people point and laugh at you or do they just wait until you walk away?

don't wait to long or you could end up like Sarah Palin with a prego daughter and a Thug for a son in law!

I highly doubt Bristol Palin didn't know what a condom was when she got pregnant... I'm sure it had a lot more to do with she's a girl in her teens and therefore and idiot.

Probable conversation on conception night:

Brisot: Do you have a condom

Dude: No

Bristol: We need one or we can't do it

Dude: But I love you

Bristol: Okay

Same coversation I guarantee every single one of us here had with numerous girls we were with in High School and college...

I hate to break this to you stupid, but Health Class doesn't consist of "Just say no", so your point as usual is non fucking existant.

right... Mr fartblossom... but when it come to SEX in school...

Do you deny that if left up the Evangelicals and the Right Wing nuts (like you) that the discussion of SEX in Health Class would be limited to:

"Abstinence! It's God's will."

"Just say No!"

"Class dismissed and good luck!"

Do you deny that if left up the Evangelicals and the Right Wing nuts (like you) that the discussion of SEX in Health Class would be limited to:

If there's two words out there that best describe Chairborne, I can think of no better fit then: Evangelical Christian.

You're insane Donner

Of course he's insane. The retard asked a question that everyone knows the answer to (except him I guess), I slapped him upside his waterhead with the "Health Class" answer, and now he's trying to change the subject.

Sperm/egg...It's covered right there in Health Class.

An honest question for you non-retards (that leaves you out donnerBOY)-
How long could you possible make "Sex Ed"? 45 minutes just about covers it. "Wear a condom to keep the spem from entering the vagina. It also protects against disease. Don't think you can "pull out" when the time is right because accidents happen and there's still "pre-cum".

OK, that took less than 30 seconds. How do you plan on making a class of it?

yeah! I have riled up the two Buttbuddies again!

Yeah...we really believe you when you say you have a lock on what's going on in Health Class.

I suppose you missed the post about Florida schools that have abstinence only education and how the kids think that a cap full of bleach is going to prevent HIV?

yeah figures you two buttbuddies would argue about something as simple as the need to teach your children the truth about their bodies and how to prevent teen pregnancy.

I suppose you would rather they get pregnant so you can tell them how they have no choice but to have the baby...because it was God's will...

scumbags

OK, that took less than 30 seconds. How do you plan on making a class of it?

#100 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-09-08 03:35 PM

shows you what an idiot you are...

I will check back later for your nonsensical remarks... gotta actually work now...

I guess the retard still has no idea what is covered in Health Class.

He has a knack for showing up in a thread and alerting anyone that reads his posts how utterly uninformed he is on any given subject.

What's the Amy Goodman update dummy? Has anyone told you what laws the police broke yet or are you hoping that people will forget about that?

gotta actually work now...

#103 | Posted by donnerboy at 2008-09-08 03:42 PM | Reply

Mom's comming home and you haven't dusted your room yet?

Why didn't that 17-year-old unmarried pregnant slut abort that baby? Then we wouldn't have had Barak Obama...! Heh-so there...you leftie psuedo-intellectual airheads....

yeah figures you two buttbuddies would argue about something as simple as the need to teach your children the truth about their bodies and how to prevent teen pregnancy.

Posted by donnerboy

They've been teaching this since AU was in short pants, you retard. You know, back in the Little House on the Prairie days.

You can try to dumb it down for yourself all you want but it is more complicated than that. Obviously you are left out at that point.

#108 | Posted by eberly at 2008-09-08 04:07 PM

Tis not I that dumbs it down..dummy!

It is the Bible Thumpers like you that do the "dumbing down". Such as in "just say no".

Can't get any "dumber downed" than that.

The fact is, NOT everything is covered in the Bible, friend.

They've been teaching this since AU was in short pants, you retard. You know, back in the Little House on the Prairie days.

#107 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-09-08 03:50 PM

Then tell me oh Wise One...

Why does the Church and all you little Churchlings still have such a problem with SEX? Have you not been paying attention in class?

I highly doubt Bristol Palin didn't know what a condom was when she got pregnant... I'm sure it had a lot more to do with she's a girl in her teens and therefore and idiot.

#97 | Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-09-08 03:23 PM

Are you absolutely sure Bristol Palin didn't say ?...

"I want to do it just like my mom did it and bang my boyfriend and get pregnant and have to get married "

Why does the Church and all you little Churchlings still have such a problem with SEX?
Posted by donnerboy

Maybe because of the final solution that your Party has supported?

and that "final solution" was?

He has a knack for showing up in a thread and alerting anyone that reads his posts how utterly uninformed he is on any given subject.

Now that is really funny!

Coming from the Chairpoodle who is always all over the threads showing just what an ass he really is...some things never change!

It seems, like I always get that same dumbass comment from you when I strike that one active nerve up there in yer old brain housing group!

You boneheads make good barometers of truth! When I can piss off the Chairpoodle, Eberly, TakeitSleezy and the Wobie the Pooper Scooper all on the same day I know that I done good!

Are you absolutely sure Bristol Palin didn't say ?...

"I want to do it just like my mom did it and bang my boyfriend and get pregnant and have to get married "

#112 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

Yes I'm absolutely sure Bristol Palin didn't say that... I'm 100% sure no one has ever said that.

They were either both stupid and neither one brought it up, or she brought it up and he talked her out of it, or she just decided to let him go without one cuz she thought he would like it...

All perfectly possible (all situations I'm sure every guy here has been in)... and that last situation means the girl is a real good egg...

She obviously doesn't believe in condoms at 43 years old after having 4 children now producing one with brain damage.

#9 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7 at 2008-09-08 11:06 AM | Reply

She has said she is in favor of contraception, generally, and in favor of sex ed that includes both instruction about contraception and abstinence.

Did it ever occur to you that she, like many others, chose to have more than 2.2 kids? And, that she did so with knowledge about the existence of and proper usage of contraception?

Isn't the fact that she supports a neocon foreign policy enough of a reason to be against her? Is it necessary to dredge up this crap?

"and that last situation means the girl is a real good egg..."

A real good fertilized egg, at that.

Its also possible she was on the Pill and fucked it up... In which case her man is probably really pissed...

(I'd also bet every guy here knows that type of girl too... its one pill everyday... how do you fuck that up?)


She obviously doesn't believe in condoms at 43 years old after having 4 children now producing one with brain damage.

#9 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

I would take that Pete Rose haircut having, helmet wearing family photo ruiner over you any day of the week...

"Isn't the fact that she supports a neocon foreign policy enough of a reason to be against her?"

Yes it is. All this crap about her pregnancy is just a distraction, not to mention self-defeating.

Yes it is. All this crap about her pregnancy is just a distraction, not to mention self-defeating.

#121 | Posted by nullifidian

Similar to her cutting the Special Needs budget in Alaska?

The allegation...

"Similar to her cutting the Special Needs budget in Alaska?"

No. That's a policy issue.

"Doing It" is really irrelevant to political discussions. We can stipulate that Sarah Did It, Bristol Did It and Barack's mother Did It.

Relevant is the related hypocrisy. And the GOP exhibits the most hypocrisy hands down. Republicans Do It in men's rooms and with under age pages.. herm

"Prominent Psychiatrist: "No Particular Need for Sex-Education"
www.lifesitenews.com

Partisan sniping notwithstanding, it is a responsibility of all parents with teenage children to educate them about the realities of teen pregnancy and birth control. Sometimes the children may not listen, but it is the parents responsibility to make the effort.
Along those lines, the issue involving Sarah Palin might go away if she were to tell the public that in fact she and her husband did have that conversation with their teenage daughter, but the daughter did not listen. What fuels this issue in the context of the political race, is that by emphasizing abstinence only and religion, the impression has been given that Mom and daughter never had a heart to heart talk about birth control. Given the rate of teenage pregnancy in this country, failure of a parent to address this issue with a daughter is of course a legitimate political topic deserving scrutiny in this day and age.

Is FWTHOM really allowed to vote???
REally??

That's too bad for America.

#29 | Posted by danni at 2008-09-08 11:25 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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I dont care if he votes.
I just hope he can't reproduce

Actually, most parents today are as ignorant about sex as their kids. It 's like the blind leading the blind. Kids today need ACCURATE sex education. They are going to have sex no matter how many times they are told to wait. It is a natural bodily function and being embarrassed to talk to your kids is the real problem. Sex was and is and will always be. Education is the key and many parents could learn a few things first before teaching their kids some old and misinformed ideas.

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