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Since you are so entrawled with the culture of 'Americana" and how real americans live, let me answer your inquiires one at a time.
Lynchings: Yes, we do punish criminals harshly, if someone molests my child, they are normally hung, if somone kills my elderly grandmother in her home for her antique "hillbilly" jewelry, a hanging wpould be in order, normally i would not be involved but would smile slightly to see a violent, worthless human oxygen theive relieved of his rights to ever do it again. Apparantly those big city folk in San Fran think it's okay to kill their taxpaying citizens in order to protect an illegal alien, who murdered them, because somehow showing republicans as "bigots" is much more important than peoplews lives.
I WISH I played Banjo, unfortunantely I was rebellious and played the fiddle (that's violin fer all you city slickers)
varmit=liberal...enough said
Nope, not located in a swamp, my humble shack is located in the south valley of a desert now, but I do pack up the truck occassionally and drive to the old hovel on a blue grass hill in the middle of KY.
And yes, I can make cool tootin sounds, kinda like the sounds when you liberals blow on the end of a meat pipe, or a skin flute.
Oh You better believe I love my Ma, and Pa. they sacrificed a lot to give me the chance to actually get a pair of shoes.
I do not believe them Jews have horns, I was always raised that they were god's chosen and were told, they would suffer much in his name and apparantly He weren't lyin".
Only One shot gun, but I own an CAR-15, two 10mm glocks, 1 9 mm glock and an authentic Wehrmacht Lugar with the eagle symbol, My Grandpapy gave it to me before he went off to meet the Good Lord..I need them ther guns fer varmits..(LOL)
consanguinity? You know when you use them big city words, it ain't fighting fair. But as far as I know, she is from a pretty good family down the "holler" aways