In a month it will be the Virgin Mary on a raisin.

You know, I was toying with the idea of intentionally burning the image of Jesus into a grilled cheese sammich to see if the loons would believe it.

burning the image of Jesus into a grilled cheese sammich to see if the loons would believe it.

#1 | Posted by 726

Do it. DO IT. I'll back you. I'll swear like a republican that the sandwich even flipped itself.

......I saw her on a cracker but I was hungry so I ate it.......

big deal! i've got winston churchill on a pancake in my freezer!

wait
how do they know thats the virgin mary

it could be
a. mother teresa
b. afghani woman in burka
c. an image of an amish woman at walmart

It could also be Trudy Guillianni in her formal gown..

......I saw her on a cracker but I was hungry so I ate it.......

Mmmm... virgins...

So it vaguely resembles a humanoid figure in a dress or robes.

And it's automagically The Virgin Mary? I looks as much like the virgin mary as it looks like:

1) A generic monk with his hood up.
2) A KKK member with his hood down.
3) My girlfriend in her bathrobe.
4) A Shaolin
5) A Jedi Knight.
6) The grim reaper

Gimme a break..

you know how rorshach tests are used to tell if you are crazy? uh huh.

I've got a rotten potato in the cellar that looks like Barry.

I also have a blue suit on a hanger in the closet that looks like Barry.

Where's the hymen?

No hymen, no virgin. Someone tagged that Mary chick.

Sorry......

Good one Wis!

I took a dump once that looked like Candice Bergman...

I saw a downy today that looks like TruthHurts.

Big deal, the democrats see the messiah on tv everytime their candidate is on.

Oh why not? She's been on toast, waffles, trees - why not a grape? If she shows up on a piece of Matzoh, then I'll be interested.

My dog has produced more than one image Oprah.

Virgin Mary Appears on a Grape

To me it looks more like the guy from Twisted Sister.

"I saw a downy today that looks like TruthHurts."

That's no way to talk about Palin's baby.

Okay, even I saw that line when I flew past it...

"Big deal, the democrats see the messiah on tv everytime their candidate is on."

This coming from people who will soon report seeing the image of Sarah Palin in their Cheerios...

That's no way to talk about Palin's baby.

Okay, even I saw that line when I flew past it...

#21 | Posted by evashogouki

More class from the left.

The only thing I see in my cheerios is milk through the little holes. What cereal are you refering to?

I've got a rotten potato in the cellar that looks like Barry.

#11 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-09-05 04:53 PM

That's mean! Please let the DethSpud out of yer basement!

I once saw a big turd that looked just like Cheney in my toilet but I quickly flushed it.

"More class from the left."

Oh piss off buddy; you know it's a fucking joke. Pants-pisser (with apologies to 101).

Boo-fucking-hoo.

Hey, the cusion on my chair looks like my ass.... Hmmm, I wonder what that means?

I have one talking snake and three sky fairies I'm putting up for sale on eBay.

Hey, the cusion on my chair looks like my ass.... Hmmm, I wonder what that means?

It means you've been sitting on your butt too long and need to put down the remote. lol

I have a box of pancake mix that has an image of Michelle on it.

Wis--that is not nice.

Virgin Mary Cheney miraculously crapped out a kid.

Murph, anyting is fair game according to evashogouki. I'm tired of taking the high road. That gets us nowhere.

I've got a whole bag of potatoes on the counter that all look like Ted Kennedy.

I suppose they could tell the image wasn't Hillary because it wasn't wearing pants, or Sarah Palin because it wasn't carrying a gun. That only leaves Bellah Abzug and the BVM. Since Bellah looked a lot like my bag of potatoes, the only remaining logical choice was the BVM.

"I have a box of pancake mix that has an image of Michelle on it."

And Republicans wonder why they don't get the minority vote.

I don't get it - I made the down's syndrome joke before Eva did!

Oh piss off buddy; you know it's a fucking joke. Pants-pisser (with apologies to 101).

Boo-fucking-hoo.

evashogouki & wisgod

Oh piss off buddy; you know it's a fucking joke. Pants-pisser (with apologies to 101).

Boo-fucking-hoo.

#25 | Posted by evashogouki

A joke in bad taste nontheless. I am not crying - just caling a spade a spade.

Woody Allen's best comeback Movie (after marrying his daughter) is "Pickin' Up the Pieces". Full of this sort of funny shit.

Have a great weekend, Palin lovers!

This coming from people who will soon report seeing the image of Sarah Palin in their Cheerios...

Too late. Sarah's already pictured on the front of a Wheaties box standing on an iceberg in a camouflage dress and high-heeled mukluks taking aim with her rifle at a polar bear.

Have a good weekend, Wisgod -- and stay out of trouble. lol

"Virgin Mary Appears on a Grape"

Once the Virgin Mary appeared on an olive in a small town in southern Italy. The olive was revered for many days by the deeply religious townsfolk.

One day, the sacred olive accidentally fell to the floor and was stepped on. The whole town was distraught, until one man bent down and tasted the juice that was oozing out of it.

"Deliziosi!" He cried. "Mio Dio! We could sell this stuff!"

But paisan, what shall we call it?" said another.

"How about we call it extra virgin olive oil?" the wise dago mused....

Why does not anyone find her in their morning ritual in the ceramic pot?

You see what you want to see. Easiest trick in the book. Ask any magician.

.....

i once saw the image of jerry falwell in a dump that i took.

"i once saw the image of jerry falwell in a dump that i took."

Posted by hillbillydeluxe

Did it stop up the crapper?
Or were you in an outhouse?

an out house. i think the locals made a shrine out of it.

Let me guess....SEEDLESS!

Sweet?

Virgin Mary on a grape....

You know, there's a joke in there somewhere about a grape stain on a marriage bed, but I can't quite find it.

These seemingly normal people (in most ways) are as deluded as loons. I see pink elephants but the wrong people care> (they wear white coats too!)

I saw a Pink Elelphant at a Log Cabin Meeting last week.