If Palin screws up in the least, that's the end of McCain. But a merciful death, given the slow roast of the Republican Party because of a VP pick that is being likened to a fusion of Mussolini and Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

that will highlight her executive experience and background as a mother, a devoted conservative and a consensus-builder.

Isn't the bullshit already getting deep enough?

Is Nulli all set? I can see him now -- laid back in an E-Z Boy recliner with his laptop, nice cold drink by his side, just waiting for Governor BunnyBoots to make his night. lol

Tonight? I guess the DR lefties better get goin' and stock up on lotion and Kleenex.

We know about your little adolescent secret crush on her - especially you rcade. Why else would you allow so many threads devoted to the Palin's you lovesick puppy?

I have to think that a governor who slashes funds for shelters for pregnant teens wants to punish the girls that go there. If that wasn't her point, I'd like to ask her what the point was.

I am thinking she's going to slip and tell us that "Jesus wants me to be VP."

"Is Nulli all set? "

Just to need to make some popcorn for throwing at the screen when that weird and wacky wabbit-hunting wench from Wasilla makes her debut.

I have to think that a governor who slashes funds for shelters for pregnant teens wants to punish the girls that go there. If that wasn't her point, I'd like to ask her what the point was. - Zed

Come on Zed, you know the point. HER pregnant daughter doesn't have to worry about shelter, and they are the party for all the people, so there's no need for shelters. Simple.

I have to say what I know about Palin so far scares me. Women can be bullies as well as men, and from all that I can see she's one.

I guess the DR lefties better get goin' and stock up on lotion and Kleenex.

Is she gonna be sans clothing for the speach? Probably not. Honestly, I'd probably fuck her, but that doesn't mean I'd vote for her.

Maybe she'll show up brandishing her moose gun, talking about how she kept the pesky Russkies out of Alaska.

she's not going to screw up in a speech

lets wait for a debate or a tv interview

"Tonight: Palin Addresses GOP Convention"

Reading a speech someone else wrote entirely.

Wow.

I am sick of the media talking about her personal life and not stance behind the real issues.

It is like they totally are avoiding talking about her former office background.

Watching the RNC now, refused to watch it last night. It's like watching Dawn of the almost Dead...

"Is she gonna be sans clothing for the speach?"

Use your imagination like you usually do.

I'll say one thing for sure: Palin is a perfect representation of the GOP today. Where else but Alaska can you pretend that the American frontier is still alive. That we can shoot buffalo by the millions and dig gold from the ground.

What a bunch of sorry MFers.

Let's put them out of their misery ASAP.

If Palin screws up in the least, that's the end of McCain.

I'll be stunned if she gives a bad speech tonight. The theocons love her, the rest of the Repubs desperately need her, and it's her coming-out party.

Great, she'll be able to read a teleprompter. Whoopteee freakin' do. The McCain already admitted that they were writing her speech even before she was picked (and would have to change it to make it sound more feminine), so she'll get up and read a great speech that McCain's speechwriter wrote. Granted, she'll be better at reading a teleprompter than McCain, but that's not exactly awe-inspiring...

She will do well tonight. Real well. She is an attractive woman, that's for sure. Somewhat charismatic. Bright, yeah, she's bright. Her politics? Fit for a trog with moron envy. Still -- and I read this elsewhere yet agree wholeheartedly with it -- she will do well, look good, sound good, fire up the bezerkers and their heads full of myth, and the press will lap it up, comment on what a refreshing new player she is, and how wonderful and blah, blah, blah, and McCain will run the Rove/Nixon/Scumbag wrapped in the flag play of -- "BAD MEDIA FOR DOING ITS JOB, HOW DARE YOU?! BAD MEDIA! COMMUNIST MEDIA! PINKO MEDIA! Cough, weeze, cough, gag, darling have you seen my colostomy bag? Oh, you're sitting on it? Lemmee clean that up for ya, but didn't Sarah simply hand it to those commie lovin' reporter people...Country first! Dammit! If you say it, you must mean it, didn't Goebbels say somethin' about saying somethin enough, or big enough, it makes it true, or was that the other fella? What's that? Oh, my teeth fell down yer pants, here lemmee go get 'em... Weeze, cough, weeze, teeter over, goodbye Republican party.

that will highlight her executive experience and background as a mother, a devoted conservative and a consensus-builder.

Hopefully, McSame's folks have rewritten all the male references. The Righties do know the speech was written before McSame was told to pick her, don't they?

"Just imagine if she becomes VP. "

I'll have to buy a new tv on Nov. 5th, Oohrah.

Just imagine if she becomes VP.

#23 | Posted by OohRah

rcade will learn what priapism is.

Women can be bullies as well as men, and from all that I can see she's one.

No kidding. What kind of brand-new mayor of a tiny town sends a letter to the town librarian that says "I do not feel I have your full support in my efforts to govern the city of Wasilla. Therefore I intend to terminate your employment ..."?

NORTHGUY

NBC Nightly News reported tonight they'd taken the male references out of her speech as well as any mention of Obama now that they've lost all credibility on making a case for 'experience' because of her VP nod.

Power corrupts you of all people should know that rcade

"I do not feel I have your full support in my efforts to govern the nation of America. Therefore I intend to terminate your ..."?

"Just make sure it's digital... and that it gets all uh dem huntin & fishin shows."

As long as my carrier gets all those Northern Exposure reruns, I'll be well informed about the new VP.

Is it true that Palin wanted polar bears off the environmental protection list so their Alaskan habitat would no longer be off limits for oil drilling?

I have to think that a governor who slashes funds for shelters for pregnant teens wants to punish the girls that go there. If that wasn't her point, I'd like to ask her what the point was.#5 | Posted by Zed at 2008-09-03 06:54 PM | Reply

OOORRRRR

Individuals, families, civic organizations, charities, churches, synagogues can pay for such shelters--oh shiznit!!! They already do!

Get out your local phone book!

She sold the freakin' governor's jet. She runs a tight ship financially.

Knock it out da park, Sarah! Y'all watch!

Brian Ross did a piece on her firing of the long time Chief of Police of Wasilla - fired because he wanted the bars to close at 2 am instead of 5 am after a rash of drunk driving arrests and accidents. The bar owners put pressure on her to fire him.

Oh, and he didn't support her in her run - the real reason for his firing.

Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps on giving...

Palin is the reformer as once I mistakenly thought Obama was. Palin is the real deal for the Conservatives that are tired of Government waste, overspending, welfare getting out of control and modern day socialism.

Fascist and Socialist.... Obama is your guy. Maybe you should move to China or Russia.

America for Palin!

NBC Nightly News reported tonight they'd taken the male references out of her speech as well as any mention of Obama now that they've lost all credibility on making a case for 'experience' because of her VP nod.

Yes, I heard the same thing. The VP speech was written in well-advance, with a male candidate in mind.

"Conservatives are tired of government waste, overspending...."

No, you're not. You're the bad guys. Unless you've already forgotten George W. Bush, which thing I imagine you try daily to do.

"I do not feel I have your full support in my efforts to govern the nation of America. Therefore I intend to terminate your ..."?

Good point, Danni.

OOHRAH

The 'reverb' and 'consequences' will destroy any chance McCain had of winning.

You think little old blogger me will throw an election?

Sorry, McCain brought this media storm on all by his lonesome self.

Shoulda, coulda, wish he woulda vetted her. Not like he didn't have 6 months.

Then again, his campaign manager says "issues don't matter this election". Huh? They're running a campaign based entirely on 'personality' after falsely trying to lay that at Obama's feet?

Come on, OOHRAH. You and I both know he made a boo boo, and that Palin wasn't the best candidate he could have come up with.

Real conservatives were chased to the Democratic Party years ago. You neocons did that; you said you didn't want them. If anything, you hated them worse than you hated us.

There's one for you---Will the word "Neocon" be mentioned even once during the entire Republican Convention?

CHRIS

If she looked like that and wore that uniform I think ratings would be a lot higher than they'll likely be.

Of course, they may be high just out of curiosity anyway after the media storm she and McCain brought on themselves.

NBC ...News reported tonight they'd taken the male references out of [Palin's] speech.

A speech with no cajones.

I find it humorous that these reporighties think Palin will clean house.

She doesn't make a cabinet.
She will not be able to fire congress.

You guys are dreamin if you think she will amount to anything.

The emerging Republican fear of Palin is demonstrated by the fact they have hidden her so thoroughly up to this point the woman has not even spoken to the Alaska delegation.

A portion of her speech tonight: "Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown. And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.--

Rudy G she ain't:

The only elective office she has ever held, other than her 20 months as Governor, is the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. While many have referenced Wasilla's tiny size--it would more properly be classified a village rather than a town in any of the 45 more populous state--few have noted that the Mayor's office is largely a ceremonial position, similar to that of the Queen of England. The City Council is the real authority in Wasilla and, reading the Wasilla Municipal Code, it is apparent that the mayor is there to do their bidding.

Here are the first three (and presumably most important) duties of the mayor as listed in the Code:

1. Preside at council meetings. The mayor may take
part in the discussion of matters before the council, but may not vote,
except that the mayor may vote in the case of a tie;
2. Act as ceremonial head of the city;
3. Sign documents on behalf of the city;

Among the other duties of the mayor, as listed in the Code, are to "carry out the directives of the city council " and to "perform other duties required by law or by the council". By this and other language the Code makes clear where the authority for running the city lies in Wasilla, and it is not in the mayor's office.

OOHRAH

Lies and innuendo?

Hardly. The stories on her by the MSM have been well researched - and vetted....

Good luck with winning an election based on support by the GOP base. In the meantime they're losing a lot more support than they're gaining...

The problem with your analysis, Oorah, is that millions of people had an affectionate attachment towards Bill Clinto during those impeachment days. Palin is obliged to create the same level of support within eight weeks.

A speech with no cajones.

#44 | Posted by CalifChris

You should know about no cojones Chris both figuratively and literally.

Have you looked up Chuck Baldwin yet?

"Innuendo..."

I imagine a lot of it will remain so until such time, if ever, Palin is allowed to speak unscripted and for herself.

We're not done with the Alaska Independence Party stuff, as one example. What the hell was Palin doing with those folks?

By this and other language the Code makes clear where the authority for running the city lies in Wasilla, and it is not in the mayor's office.

Anyone familiar with towns of this size know this to be true.

Some years ago my sister was "city" clerk of Kodiak, AK in between gigs in the same post in Washington State. City government at that level is a hoot. Debate can rage for weeks over whether or not to replace a stop sign with a flashing red light.

Anyone can read a good speech with all the coaching she'll receive and practice she's gotten holed up in a hotel.

Meanwhile, McCain and Palin refuse to answer questions for the media without a teleprompter.

Excerpt:
" Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown. And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities."

This speech will be interesting to say the least. I still can't resist a woman that becomes Gov to clean up the government waste head on!

So what if she hunts and can fire an AR15? So what if she wants to serve the people and not the press or the Big Boys in Washington? So what if she wants to drill for oil on our own soil and make us energy dependent? So what if she wants to clean up Government Corruption... Alaska? Are they even in the Boys Club?

She just looks way better than Obama and I would much rather see her for the next for years.

First two speeches of the night are from a Black man, Michael L. Williams (who gave a really good speech by the way), and a puerto rican guy...

Neither are important in anyway for this election cycle and no one will be talking about what they said, but it seems the GOP is trying to push forward some less than traditional candidates for the GOP in coming elections...

"So what if she hunts....?

Indeed. And if she wants to ruin the lives of the odd police chief and librarian, who are we to complain?

We interrupt this thread to bring you a black woman's perspective on 0bama vs. Palin

Here's a preview of Palin's 'prepared (by someone else) remarks'

"So what if she hunts....?

Do we really need another Republican VP going hunting with a loaded rifle?

I think we've had enough -- at least for this decade.

Here's a preview of Palin's 'prepared (by someone else) remarks'

marcambinder.theatlantic.com

#62 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

STFU, Mr.KOS. Your obsession is fucking spooky. Pay attention to your Wife for a change.

"Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God'"

"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God," she said. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."

"I look back to the Bill Clinton impeachment. Perjury. He should have been impeached. But the public's perception (shaped by Dems and the mainstream media) was of poor old Bill being dogged by those nasty vengeful Reps. Truth took a back seat to perception."

Perjury... about something that was none of our damned business. It was a question that never should have been asked, so who cares if he lied about it? It all boils down to the fact that it really WAS stupid childish revenge because they couldn't get Bill on anything except his own private personal life. Even if it was true he was getting blown; it was none of our business. Just like the daughter pregnancy being made public. A defensive move made because everyone was accusing the Down's syndrome boy of actually belonging to the teenager. Even if true, it was none of our damned business.

If the Democrats weren't so interested in Palin's vagina, we wouldn't be having this problem. Just as if the Republicans weren't so worried about Bill's cock we wouldn't have had that problem. It was childish and absolutely revolting when your side did it; and it's equally childish and revolting now that our side is doing it.

Do we really need another Republican VP going hunting with a loaded rifle?

I think we've had enough -- at least for this decade.

#63 | Posted by CalifChris

Cheney was using a shotgun and Palin is definitely a better marksman. Anyways the guy he shot was a lawyer do you still like lawyers Chris? I mean correcting your spelling and grammar and all.

We know about your little adolescent secret crush on her - especially you rcade. Why else would you allow so many threads devoted to the Palin's you lovesick puppy?

#4 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2008-09-03 06:51 PM | Reply | Flag

You're right!

We should STOP all discussions about someone that could possibly become the President!

Yup..let's all stick our heads in the sand a forget her!!

Do we really need another Republican VP going hunting with a loaded rifle?

I think we've had enough -- at least for this decade.

#63 | Posted by CalifChris

....but if she promises to only shoot Republicans in the face and heart......

McCain: subject verb POW

Palin: subject verb media's fault

Republican party: subject verb sexism

....but if she promises to only shoot Republicans in the face and heart......

#69 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

Bravo! If ony Trig has half your smarts at 1-1/2 years, it was a good full term decision.

What will be funny as shit, is that no matter what this wacko twit says, the kooky right will hail her speech as the greatest speech since Lincoln's Gettysburg address.

Remember the new right wing talking point is if you criticize this twit on anything dealing with policy and her clear hypocrisy on beinga reformer it is sexism

....but if she promises to only shoot Republicans in the face and heart......

#69 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

Trust me I've tried, but that doesn't work (they don't die). Raise taxes and they start jumping from buildings...

Sure WISGOD

You're a funny little man.

NO ONE from the right EVER commented on the 1000's of Obama threads here. Suddenly I'm supposed to not comment because it's a Republican?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Thank God the RNC is close to Wisconson so they can get some good cheese with thier whine...

NO ONE from the right EVER commented on the 1000's of Obama threads here. Suddenly I'm supposed to not comment because it's a Republican?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

#74 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Comment away. Put maybe if somebody understood what you were stealing from the other KOS posters, they'd think you were a fucking hack.

Isn't the bullshit already getting deep enough?

#2 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2008-09-03 06:48 PM | Reply

No speech yet, but your bullshit is in its ultimate form

Here's a little news flash for all those reporters and commentators: I'm not going to Washington to seek their good opinion - I'm going to Washington to serve the people of the country," Palin said.

Translation and code: She plans on serving only people that look like the GOP convention, mostly white, mostly xenophobic, and mostly clueless on what real people deal with every day.

And WISGOD

She's only been the nominee for 5 days. Suddenly commenting on the opposition is an 'obsession'? I've made salient points, not called her a 'terrorist', or any of the other ridiculous accusations and commentary on Obama for the last year.....

Like I said, you're a funny little man ..... flailing your keyboard because suddenly someone's saying something negative about a candidate who should have been vetted and is in no way a prudent pick for VP candidate of the GOP.

Take it up with Johnny boy. I didn't pick her or do a shitty job in vetting her.

close to Wisconson so they can get some good cheese with thier whine...

#75 | Posted by Chill at 2008-09-03 08:48 PM | Reply

Funny guy! Why, I haven't heard that tired old line since the THIRD GRADE. Goes well with all your other stupid cliche posts.

Do you have an original thought? Ever?

Or are you just another Liberal sheep, spouting the same crap on demand?

do you still like lawyers Chris? I mean correcting your spelling and grammar and all.

Yep. I like lawyers. I tend to be more legally inclined in my way of thinking and analyzing anyway.

And I don't care if someone points out to me something I may have had incorrect -- whether they be lawyers or anyone else. I've always placed more value on learning than trying to protect my ego.

More pandering to the Hillarites?

Dsperate much?

Luff how they are trying to spin John "95%" McCain as an agent of change.

The one who's previously maverick and moderate policies have all been abandoned in order to try and further the regressive right wing social and military agenda of BushCo.

Cafferty was right.

These people are not connected to reality.

Be Well.

/ Speaking of reality an 8 1/2 inch tall talking potato fella has once again entered the Drudge Retort (already in progress), as he do,
stage left.

Blet. That means can I please borrow your calculator Vern. I've never heard you whine so much sense this VP choice. It disgusting...

And here is another woman who has five kids and 23 foster kids and in the Congress forever.

Murphy she looks like the better choice. Really.

Like I said, you're a funny little man ..... flailing your keyboard because suddenly someone's saying something negative about a candidate who should have been vetted and is in no way a prudent pick for VP candidate of the GOP.

Take it up with Johnny boy. I didn't pick her or do a shitty job in vetting her.

#79 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

You are a cut-n-paste fool. Even those in your own party are laughing. TonyRoma, you ain't Poppy KOS.

It might be interesting to watch this video before you hear Palin speak tonight. It's only 1:42 long.

MURPHY

Congress is only in session 8 or 9 months out of the year and quit working by 4 most days when they are in session Most of the time, in fact, they're no where near the chamber unless they're making a speech or voting.

Being VP is a strenuous job with lots of responsibilities day and night

Apples and Oranges

And Vern, never mind the shallow, 2 year old insults from Chilly. Welcome to the Party, my Friend.

WISGOD

Your internet Kung Fu is veeeery weak

WISGOD

In between trying to start flame wars and hurling insults what do you have to say about Palin? Anything? Just attacks on me and others?

Wis your not going to have another circle jerk are yea;-)

My nipples are getting hard in anticipation. I love speeches with high bullshit false patriotism theme to them. 'I can kill a buck and i can run a trout line and i love america, because that's where jesus was born'.

Last night, my wife got mad at me because i was cursing Lie-berman and making loud rude comments.

She said something about she couldn't hear the speech, i don't know, i wasn't really listening to her.....

Palin is a VERY bad choice. The GOP has a LOT more talent out there then that...

Ha! Mikey Steele.

The guy who compared embryonic stem research to the holocaust and slavery?

The "raining oreos" guy?

Meh, he sucked.

Be Well.

/Woo Hoo!
//Mittens time!

WISGOD

Your internet Kung Fu is veeeery weak

#90 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Oh, an original post. Poppy KOS having Windows problems? Or did the wife need a fresh suppository?

Oh my god. Romney's gone off the deep end and he's just started.

Does anyone else think that giant screen behind the Republican podium makes the speakers look tiny by comparison? Mitt Romney looks like an Oompa-Loompa in front of that thing.

They're watching Romney now and thinking, "What the fuck were we thinking? How'd we end up with McCain?

Mitt's holding back the tears.

I believe Palin is against stem cell research. Just another stance the American people need to know about. Hopefully, these things will come out in the VP debate.

BTW, let me thank all y'all asshats who've bad-mouthed Sarah Palin the whole time--for the extra millions who'll see Palin knock it out da park.

YAV - that's when she isn't reading something written for her. Unfortunately that won't be the case tonight and we may see what I hope will be a bit like an amateur theatrical performance, but one that will include enough references to God to stop the Republicans from hearing anything else. But regular people will get how thin it is...

(And I'm not going to watch - I'll read it later to see how wrong I may be)

Shit, I think I saw someone under the age of 45 there. I thought they were carding at the door...

Nulli,

"I'll have to buy a new tv on Nov. 5th,"

Don't worry about buying it. If McCain and Palin win I will give you one of the nice 60 inch plasmas from my lab, and an HD reciever, I wouldn't want you to miss anything.

Oh yeah, UCLA got lucky against Tennesse...

YES, Rogers. It's been annoying me since Laura and Cindy spoke. It's distracting and in HD, the artifacts don't help.

BTW, that solid red background will make for some very nice color key video editing.

Oh yeah, UCLA got lucky against Tennesse...

#104 | Posted by AndreaMackris

The Campus girls?

Weed wacker??

Wis, Tenesse chic are hot. Nice little southern accents...

Zinger to Al baby

The trouble with DC and the SCOTUS?

LIBERALZZ!

This guy is a fucking retard.

"FAIL the family"?

Spewing all the traditional lies about the left.

Government dependency?

No mention of corporate welfare, Mittens?

How odd?

Mittens had the audacity to mention "Big Brother".

The party of torture and massive spying on the citizenry is say THIS?

Wow there's believing in Magical Underpants kinda crazy and then there THAT level of crazy.

Wow, just wow.

Shameless & Brainless.

Wotta lying sack of weasel shit.

Be Well.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Libs should take their thorazine and lithium now so it has time to kick in before Palin makes history and shatters the glass cieling!!! Spud - you must be some kind of racist to think that it's funny to throw oreos at a black man because he doesn't fall lock step with your myopic (and racist) view of the world. In Kanookistan that might be acceptable down here it'll earn you an ass whooping (tater mashing).

Did I mishear Romney or did he blame the expansion in government size since 1980 on Liberals? So is he calling Reagan, Gingrish, Bush and Lil Bush Liberals?

Romney railing against big government?

Who the f does he think increased the size of the federal government 40% in 6 years from 2001-2007?

Wasn't the DEMS.

Romney sounds like a Ditto-Head.

Tennesse, chics

I'm on some else's keyboard at work. Wireless sucks with keyboards...

And then Romney accuses DEMS of 'wanting to take the work out of welfare'?

What a tool! Bill Clinton RAN on reforming welfare and then did it.

God, Romney is a caricature

"Oh yeah, UCLA got lucky against Tennesse..."

Hahahaha. Wish I had Jeff's email. His cornbread-fed morons couldn't handle the Bruins defense.

Wow! That crowd is on it's walkers!!!

2FAST

The DEMS had a female VP candidate 25 years ago.

THAT particular glass ceiling was already broken guy.

I think he just put his shoe inside Michelle. And he should have put both into her.

AU--Billy voted down the reforming welfare three times then finally signed the bill.

It was the same bill each time.

Can someone explain why there isn't a non-hand printed sign anywhere in the hall with the word, "Republican"?

"Democratic" was all over the place last week.

Huckabee. He's really fun. Can't wait. I do like this guy....

"God, Romney is a caricature" -

Probably why he only had a small speaking part at the RNC and not a place on the ticket.

AU--still don't get ??

The glass ceiling IS the WH!

Romney is a racist asshole - too bad he didn't get the nomination.

AU--still don't get ??

The glass ceiling IS the WH!

#125 | Posted by MURPHY

HILLARY in 2016 !!!

Romney is a racist asshole - too bad he didn't get the nomination.

#126 | Posted by sitdown
Amen. Great speech.

Is Romney joking? The GOP owned the entire government from 2000 - 2006, and they didn't do a damn thing about foreign oil, government spending, nuclear power, big brother or any of the rest of the bullshit he's whining about.

They had their chance and they blew it.

Norm, They're all old. Losing memory...

OK

I'm going to do my very very best to make no comments on Palin and McCain until the last word is out of McCain's mouth tomorrow night.

I'll try.... It won't be easy, but I'll really really try to let you guys have your party

All you GOPers enjoy the convention.

I particularly enjoyed the bit that inferred the mortgage crisis and oil prices were the dem's fault.

They're dancing to one of Obama's favorite groups - Earth, Wind and Fire.

AU--

McCain/Palin 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I particularly enjoyed the bit that inferred the mortgage crisis and oil prices were the dem's fault.

One thing after another. How they can miss reality by so much is astounding.

AU, "It's their party and they'll cry if they want to, cry if they want to..."

YAV - are you really that far up Barry's ass? You should really just do yourself in now before the speaking tour starts.

I think I just saw "two wild and crazy guys"..

"Did I mishear Romney or did he blame the expansion in government size since 1980 on Liberals?"

If spending were the Olympics, the Republicans would own the Gold, the Silver, and the Bronze, as well as the next two places.

It's like claiming to be the fastest man in the world...if you don't count the guys who came in first, second, third, fourth, and fifth....

The view from the top looks like a cotton candy party with all the "blue heads"...

Ha, CNN just called Romney out on my exact point. Who exactly is he whining about?

YAV - are you really that far up Barry's ass?

Shh!

I wanna hear about cooking squirrel in a popcorn popper.

I'm going to do my very very best to make no comments on Palin and McCain until the last word is out of McCain's mouth tomorrow night.
Posted by AMERICANUNITY

See you after the commercial break.

P.S. McCain's media honeymoon is OVAH. He whining so much now over the media vetting Palin (because he didn't), that he burned up the free pass he had. Have a fun 60 days under the spotlight McCain.

Huck reminds me of Jim Neighbors - probably has a friend named goober too.

Not trying to make excuses for gaffes--but Romney meant 1960 (not 1980).??

Fast, Neigbors and Keven Spacey... He's fucking funny. Love the guy...

Norm--

The bitching from the media is that THEY didn't get to vet her along with anyone else.

Sarah was vetted--all was known and Mac picked her anyway.

Get over it..

"All was known...."

Yes, of course. And that large suspension bridge over there? For sale.

MCCAIN ROCKS. I just saw the sign that says so...

Sarah was vetted--all was known and Mac picked her anyway.

You really believe that?

zinger on Biden votes---

Untrue, though

Not that that matters.

Murphy like I said he's funny as hell. I don't agree with him as all, but I enjoy when he speaks...

She got more votes running for Mayor than Biden got running for President. This guy rocks!

Just shows a baptist minister can lie with the best of them.

Jebus on a moped, she is a vagina on a stick, anyone who cannot see that is a f**king idiot to be honest. Her entire role in this campaign is to somehow bring on board the dissaffected Hillary supporters, who most of us at this point have decided are simply BAT SHIT CRAZY, the fact that John McCain would pick a VP on the sole fact of trying to pick up the BAT SHIT CRAZY Hillary supporters is completely and utterly STOOPID. I wouldn't support the woman if she were the second coming of christ to be honest, she stands for everything I oppose, she is the anti-me. I mean for gawds sake she doesn't even wear real glasses, she wears plain glass glasses to make herself look more intelligent.

Oh by the way did you know John McCain was a POW?

Huck:
"She got more votes running for the mayor of Wasilla than Joe Biden got running for president."

Holy shiznit!

Huckaberry Hound-dawg?

Let yer Fundy Freak Flag Fly.

Woo Hoo! ...a Madonna joke.

That's almost topical!

"with indifference to Obama's color"?

Does he even know where he is?

Dems = ELEVATED TAXES?

Boogety Boogety Boo!

No, Dem = Progressive taxes.

Rethug = Taxes designed to perpetuate inequality.

Learn that, Thumper.

Obama brought back "European Ideas"?

Yer xenophobia and paranoia are showing.

Tuck that shit in.

You want "Less Government"?

Don't vote Rtard.

Lava Soap?

"I'm not a Republican because I'm rich but because I'm a Creationism believing dies in the wool fundie"

Rare truth from Chuckleheaded Mike.

Zygote = fetus = baby?

So much FAIL.

More vote than Biden?

A cheap shot at Biden?

Hardly Christian there, Fuckwad.

"the unfriendly skies"

"Just fer uttering..."

He squealed like a nine yo girl with a skinned knee.

Turned over more than a stack of McCain Pancakes.

Be Well.

It's okay, though. He can just go into his prayer closet and confess to his lord.

Holy shiznit!

#158 | Posted by kirk

My hands hurting from all the high fives in the house. Great line!

How embarrassing to be caught on national tv in an alcholic stupor wearing some weird little red, white, and blue straw hat and dancing the Macarena.
Just shoot me now.

Doesn't count if you high five your ownself.

Chris

There oughta be a law.

Republicans are restricted to line dancing.

He would have been the best canidate the GOP could put up. Too bad they panic and got McCain. By the way they just said in FLA alone Biden got 16,000 without even going there. Not saying just saying....

Geez Brit--now Sarah wears fake glasses?

And Sarah is not just there to pick off Hillary voters. She is there to excite the Repubs.

Think it is working too..

Luff all the "Prosperity" signage.

Not a fucking clue.

Be Well.

Hey Spudmeister I found a girl for you. Check her out - aint she a beaut?

Murphy that's why they're passing out the Viagra. Excited old man need a little help.

FF Gimme....

Palin didn't get more votes as Mayor of Mooseville than Biden got running for President.

I wish Huckabee was our President.

Lincoln founded the Republican party? Huck needs a little lesson the history of his own party.

Chris don't start with that. You'll be up all night....

Sarah Palin: The Origin Issue.

Miss Wassilla.

2nd in Miss Alaska Pageant?

2 in Lt Governor race?

Well, at least she's used to finishing second so November should seem like old times fer Sarah.

Fer McCain every moment feels like old times.

/That's cos he's really, Really, REALLY old!*

Be Well.

/ *Spud makes it easy fer even Righties to get the joke.

Doesn't count if you high five your ownself.

#163 | Posted by TedBaxter

Weak. Didn't AU invite to pick you up in the Conversion van to watch it at the Holiday Inn?br />

And you guys missed the Dems and their dancing and outfits??

Wow - Spud -- that's one hot taterchick for ya. lol

CC--

Yes she did--she was voted for Mayor for 7 years with a town of 9000

Biden ran in 1988 and dropped out.

He earned 9000 voted this last time around before dropping out..

"Sarah Palin will not try and re-invent herself fer this campain"

No, she has people who'll do that for her.

Same ones who wrote tonights speech.

Bragging about flying while pregnant with a DS baby?
Flying again after her water broke?
Returning to work three days later?

Wow, the clueless meter just keeps climbing higher.

Pathos incarnate.

Be Well.

Palin didn't get more votes as Mayor of Mooseville than Biden got running for President.

Posted by CalifChris

And Caddy Shack was a Comedy. It was a joke.

Wow - Spud -- that's one hot taterchick for ya. lol

Mmmm... hawt, tatery goodness.

Tres Yum!

^_^

Be Well.

Women are mobile due to the invention of a breast pump.

Future groom alert there with Bristol and Trig.

Hardly Christian there, Fuckwad." | Posted by dethspud at 2008-09-03 09:38 PM | Reply |

Spud, please preach how Christians *should* act...

While dropping f-bombs.

That's rich.

Zero zero zero!!!

This Maui woman needs to get the hook.

I wish Huckabee was our President.

Spud just wishes Huckabee was sane.

He seems like a nice guy otherwise.

/Also don't let his kid babysit yer dog.

^_^

Be Well.

Look what a good mother Bristol is holding Trig!

250 delawares!

And nobody lives there!

*cheers*
Yeah...sarah is so fiscally responsible. LOL. This build up speech is poo.

"Geez Brit--now Sarah wears fake glasses?"

Weird, huh?

Is she breast feeding that child!!!

Kirk

Spud doesn't profess to be a christian.

How's your christian witnessing going?

Wis

If you say so.

But accurate.

Cindy McCains green dress is god awful.

Yes she did--she was voted for Mayor for 7 years with a town of 9000.

Read the link in #75.

My wife doesn't pay attention to politics at all. She just walked in the room, saw Cindy McCain sitting next to Bristol Palin, and speaking about McCain, said "Who's the cross-dresser?"

Jesus didn't curse while building the pipeline for God, Spud.

Hey Spudmeister I found a girl for you. Check her out - aint she a beaut?

~Scotch

Ta fer that!

^_^

Be Well.

/This latest panderfest to the Hillarites is well nigh unwatchable.
//Palin as Veep is "Bold, Historic and courageous"?
///Translation "Stupid, cynical and condescending"

Is she breast feeding that child!!!

On the O'Reilly factor tonight it came out that Palin is breastfeeding her baby.

uh oh, now I've gone and gotten Nulli all excited.

Wow. These people seem SO excited.

What a bunch of dullards listening to shitty country muzak.

The 911 Ghoul!

"Cindy McCains green dress is god awful."

and what could be more important than that....other than what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the dress...of course.

What a bunch of dullards listening to shitty country muzak.

#200 | Posted by Alexandrite

Yeah, dat hip-hop be da shit.

The bitching from the media is that THEY didn't get to vet her along with anyone else.

Huh?? The media didn't get to vet her? They've been vetting her all week, on live TV.

The whining is McCain saying "Stop embarassing me by vetting my pick".

Ohh look, it's noun, verb, 9/11. That man needs therapy.

It's like a baptist church convention. Nobody can dance. They all look uncomfortable and are over dressed.

And now...Rudy 9-11 ghouliani!

your play-by-play is making it all worthwhile A.

CC--

They are only counting one year --1999. She was Mayor for 7 years--I think 2 terms.

Not sure what they are comparing to--

Needs more research..unless it was a joke?

I may have to pick up Dylan at 7:30--will have to listen on the radio.

Every time he says 9-11.....DRINK!

Hey kidZ, it's Rudy 9/11 Ghouliani!

Retell the story one more time, Unka Rudeboy.

Puhleeeeeeaaase!

Mention of the McCain/Rudy pact?

Way to tell us there's no real difference.

"Better get it right"

Good idear.

Vote left and you'll be right.
Vote right and you'll be left behind.

Be Well.

Wait for it....

and what could be more important than that....other than what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the dress...of course.

#202 | Posted by Monster at 2008-09-03 10:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Blow me. It was just an observation about her lack of taste.

Johnny I wish. I'm still at work....I could use that drink...

"vote for us or you're gonna die!"

-Rudy Ghouliani.

Norm--the media is questioning if Mac vetted her.

He said he did and they are pissed that they weren't told months ago --so they could do the vetting.

Did you see the crowd? I saw the smiles fall from their faces.

"Oh shit, another POW story"

America comes first!

Except when picking the least qualified VP of all the possible choices.

Yer hiring someone to do a job?

One guy is 72 years old and in shabby health.

The other guy is in his prime, twice as smart and quick on his feet.

Wot do you do?

You tell the pensioner to fuck off and hire the guy in his prime.

No duh.

G08ama!

Be Well.

/Wow, Rudy really likes mentioning torture.
//Did ya see the way his eyes lit up there?

Wait a minute....

McCain was a POW?

[hand to forehead]

Good ole McCain. He fought for campaign reform, then violated his own rules.

TedB,

It's going great! Thanks for asking. You'd be surprised at how many people want to hear about Jesus.

Spud was getting preachy though, gotta admit that.

He worked as a community organizer! As opposed to taking a big paying job on Wall Street. The horror!

Zinger on the present votes by Obama--133 times--that is a lot

Nice to see rudy still has no class whatsoever. Talk about a red meat speech...

Wow. They have a couple of black people there!

Ouch.

Murphy, the entire nation is pissed they weren't told months ago. Are you happy about not knowing who the hell a potential VP pick is until 60 days out?

Sarah Plains job didn't require her to be present every single day.

And isn't it so awful, a harvard education for Obama!

Too bad he didn't nearly flunk out of a school his admiral dad got him in.

Wow. They have a couple of black people there!

#224 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN

Well someone has to sweep the floors.

Rudy should stop saying bad things about McCain, it's not nice.

Oh but he lead his campaign!! lol

"in a least the last 100 years"?

Bull...Shit.

McCain tested? How?

No time for on the job training! Let's put Mayor Mooseville in charge.

I'm still at work....I could use that drink...

Posted by Chill

Maybe I missed too much of the dem convention, but I don't recall them being this ugly and stupid.

"Chicago MachinePolitics"

Sed the guy who's biggest campaign contributor was a Vulture fund manager who leached off of the misery of entire nations.

Go crawl back under yer rawk you slimy Reptilican.

Vote present?

Wow, the same old sound bytes over and over again.

When will they learn?

Hey, 911.

The only person in the US Senate who missed votes MORE than John McCain was a guy in a FUCKING COMA!

Yeesh.

Rethugs are totally brain dead.

He is the weakest candidate in a hundred years"

John McCain?

Agreed.

You fergot to mention "Crazier than a shit house rat"

Rudy feeds red meat to the Mob.

Be Well.

McCain was tested... but considering that he graduated 894 out of 899 I doubt he passed many of those tests by much.

Hell, McCain will be well on his way to Denny's at 3am.

Norm I had her on the long list--

Romney or Pawlenty--

I posted it would be great to pick Palin

But Repubs always pick the boring safe white guy.

I love Sarah!

The Ghoul is looking for a cabinet post... Dog catcher maybe. Tested again he says....HOW?!!

Corky just cried. Rudy used hillary to get an applause line. We toldya, son.

I wish I could get a hold of some Rudy cocaine.

that was nice...Rudy even spoke espanol to accomodate our friends from south of the border

John McCain is not ready to be CiC.

He's also not ready to climb a flight of stairs or operate a DVD by himself.

~Dethspud.

Be Well.

Mayor Mooseville in charge.

#233 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN

Milky McMoosepants?

Good change. Bush to McBush. Hahahaha.

Thanks CC. That is my favorite. Markers Mark on ice... YUM!

I have to laugh, all the media at the convention seems to show is these old old too much make up old women.

What, the republican party having trouble finding young women to their cause of making women even more into poverty.

Alex--when the shoe fits Obama must be wearing it..

The Dems had their share of zingers too

I'm pretty sure our jobs won't be safe in McCain's hands, because they haven't been safe in Bush's.

Tax cuts for the rich = more jobs to China.
Free trade = more jobs to China.
Less Gov't regulation = more poisonous shit from China.

Drill baby drill. Hear that, Floridians?

Drill now!

Save 10 cents 10 years from now.

That's change we can believe in, my friends! (9-11)

Maybe I missed too much of the dem convention, but I don't recall them being this ugly and stupid.

They saved that for the Republican VP pick announcement.

Too bad he didn't nearly flunk out of a school his admiral dad got him in.

Link please.

Send jobs elsewhere! Who's been in charge for the last 8 years, you fucking moron!

Alex--when the shoe fits Obama must be wearing it..

But will it be $500 loafers?

McCain will save jobs by sending our jobs to Colombia.

Money--they have been showing the babes.

Are you watching c-span?

"There's good change and bad change"

Yeah, we know.

BushCo have brought about the Bad Change.

Profligate spending, corporate reach arounds, torture scandals, corruption scandals, poiticisation ofd the SCOTUS and DoJ, manufactured wars fer corproate gain that weaken the countries security and economy.

That shit NEEDS to change.

McCain isn't an agent of change.

He's a tool of the Status Quo.

Obama is the only hope America has fer change.

Period.

G08ama!

Be Well.

9-11 9-11 9-11

I was waiting for a 9/11 mention.

Rudy didn't disappoint

Where's Osama? Bush didn't do jack shit, neither will McCain.

9/11!

9/11!

9/11!

9/11!

BOOOO!

One trick pony Rudy rides again.

The Dems are in denial about terrorism? Oh, hear it comes: the Dems are unpatriotic.

Scare fear worry, the only real push from the republican party.

The single reason baghdad bob mccain should be elected president is islam terrorism.

Rudi giuliani

Yep, sounds like the republicans are keyed into America.

The Democratic leader said "This war should never have been waged"

Bin Laden?

Osama Bin Forgotten.

Democrats gave Bush more time in Iraq than FDR needed to win WWII. That Bush is fucking incompetent isn't our problem. Iraq is over, it's done.

McCain got it right?

OBama Bush and The iraqi govt agree on a timetable now.

McCain doesn't.

zinger on Biden again--in writing--lol

I guess that is why Bushco just signed a withdrawal plan that reminds me very much of the plan Obama proposed.

mccain "we are all georgians"

According to Rudy, McCain never flipflopped on positions? Oh, please.

Money--they have been showing the babes.

Are you watching c-span?

Yes, they took their grand children because their daughters wouldn't go.

Nothing but old hags trying to protect and steal from their daughters, even trying to steal their children for political show.

I'm not a Georgian, I'm an American. Are any of you righties Georgians? Really?

Rudi is batshit crazy.

If I were Joe Biden, I'd wanna get that VP thing in writing!

Hahahaha! Good one, Rudy. He's tearing Obama a new anal opening.

i don't know if rudi is helping

These people are insane.

Well Norm, the US is sending $1 billion to Georgia in aid.

If the righties could find a way to get into that gravy train line they would.

"They rarely mention 9/11"

Not one of yer faults, eh, Rudeboy?

Giving up on Iraq is giving up on America?

Wotta fuckwit!

Was leaving Vietnam "giving up on America" or just giving up on a stupid unneccessary wasteful war?

Public finance, Rude?

McCain tried to break the law in his campaign financing.

A law that bore his name.

Yer hypocrisy reeks as does yer cheap tactics.

The GOP mindset is a mob mentality.

Just look at the dolts.

They look like they'd be right at home at a public hanging or witch burning.

Rudy is a fraud and a deeply flawed human being.

He's a shameless piece of shit.

Be Well.

Wow. Look at all those white faces. Big tent my ass.

Hahahaha. Successful at mediating between moose and bears.

Yeah, call McCain and he'll call Lieberman. He thinks we are all Georgians, because he can't tell the difference between groups of people--like Sunnis and Shiites.

Palin is the Miss Congeniality of Governors!

Sounds to Spud like the collective IQ of the room after this Rudy slagfest is about 11.

Just about right fer Sarah.

Be Well.

"If I was Joe Biden, I'd have the VP pick put in writing"

Har dee har har

You Democrats set the tone for busting the other party's asses. Deal with it boomerangin' on you!

cosmopolitan

like nyc

You can almost see the tears in Rudi's eyes that he wasn't chosen for VP.

"Maybe they cling to religion there!"

Hahahaha! Rudy is killing!

Hahahaha! Good one, Rudy. He's tearing Obama a new anal opening.

#275 | Posted by cookfish

Cookie, getting a little hot? Hand in pocket?

YEAH! Call John McCain and get it wrong.

McCain was totally fucking embarrassed over the georgia flap. And now it's a positive?

THis guy ran on foreign policy and it's been one foreign policy gaffe after another. Only now he doesn't have lieberman to whisper in his ear...he has Sarah Palin, who doesn't even know the founders didn't write the pledge of allegiance.

cosmopolitan

like nyc

#285 | Posted by klifferd at 2008-09-03 10:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Just wanted to see that again.

Jesus, Rudy.

This is beautiful.

rudy can go to alaska

Maverick?

Brett Maverick was his babysitter.

You tell that uppity negro, rudy!

Palin? This is a woman who took on corruption so hard...she's under investigation and lawyering up!

Sorry, but I don't want someone who has no fear to be my president or vice-president. We already tried that with George "Bring It On" Bush.

I am surprised these republicans don't have those big wigs with curls on!

rudy they dont' question
they said its off limits

typical republican liar

Jesus, Rudy.

This is beautiful.

#292 | Posted by Pinche_Mao at 2008-09-03 10:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

He sounds like you, pinche. Only less of an asshole.

alex... only barely

Here's the GOP I love!(puke).

"Jesus, Rudy.

This is beautiful."

And if you're a pro-abortion baby killer, that's ok, as long as you're a Republican.

The Democratic Parties ass is grass, and Rudy was the lawnmower.

Great speech by Rudy!

A little old tune to go along with Rudy's speech and the GOP war party's mantra --

And now for some reading.....

What 'They' is Rudy talking about? Obama never said a damn thing about Palin or her family.

That's it, I'm holding McCain personally responsible for every racist in the GOP.

ok i have nothing more articulate to say than Rudy Giuliani is a steaming turd. I can't even begin to speak of how much i despise this one trick pony asshat and what an intellectual and ethical void he is. GRRRRRR. - a Texan in NYC

We are the party were parents can choose where their children should go to school.

Rudi Guiliani

Yep, So the rich can exploit the lessers with poor schooling.

That's going to make America great!

Here she is...Miss America..

Rudy fergot to mention Beauty contest winner and loser and sportscaster/NILF.

Where's the pride, Rudemon?

She took on corruption?

Bwa haha hah hah hah hah hah hah.

In Alaska the GOPhers are and have been legendarily corrupt ferever.

"Shake up Washington"

The Coot and the Cougar.

Coming to the defense of Sarah's honour?

Against the big bad lefties?

So predictable, so pathetic.

A Beacon that inspires the world?

With torture, depleted uranium and white phosphorus?

The Lemming/GOPhers are completely insane.

Be Well.

/Hey, here come Fundy Ferraro!

When would they ask a man if he had enough time to spend with his children? The first time a man starts breastfeeding is my bet. :-)

Sarah Sarah Sarah!

lets see if she has any real meat to say

or more bullshit

He kinda fucked ole Sarah.

I'd hate to follow that.

Moose! Moose! Moose!

gop'ers the new sheep

And now for some light reading.....

Damn

I missed Rudi

Was Bernie Kerik there?

Rudy is a polished turd, but he finally got that corpse of an audience riled up. Good luck, palin.

What's with those fake glasses?

heart attacks in the audience!

Here we go. Bad cop and now the Good cop....Bets?

We're in the seventh circle of sheepledom

Don't you fools realize just how much McCain has disrespected you?

john mccain knows how to win?

if john escaped the hanoi hilton with a flamethrower then i'd believe her

John S. McCain? When did that start?

Klif, send a eletric current through there and all those pace makers go....

Who is this mythical "they" in every speech?

Is that an Alaska first pin on her collar?

spouting the words "hope" and "change" without backing them up....now that's a one trick pony.

'night all.

Caribou Barbie takes to teh teleprompter with prepackaged MILFy goodness.

The crowd is entranced.

You can almost hear the *fap fap fap*.

*Wait fer the crowd to wipe random flecks of foam from their mouths*

The guy who spent 5 years in a tiger cage in Nam knows how tough fights are won?

Bwa hah hah hah hah hah hah!

Lost, maybe.

"John McCain, he'd rather lose an election..."

Good.

Works fer Spud.

Be Well.

"John S. McCain? When did that start?"

John Sidney McCain didn't sound macho enough to the bear hunting babe from Mooseville.

Oh she's good!

I'm sooooo sorry, Democrats.

She's not doing it. Really...

She has been calling him John S. McCain since her first speech.

No, she borrowed the Akaka pin from Barry.

my son too will go kill brown people in iraq

making iran stronger

Kirk Good, maybe, Great no.

Palin has the passion of a dead carp.

No, she borrowed the Akaka pin from Barry.

#337 | Posted by 2fast4u

Doesn't look like she's givng it back...

What would the GOP run on if they didn't have a war? They're never going to let it end. It's endless war from here on out. Get ready to piss away another Trillion dollars Republicans.

But of course, you won't pay for that with your taxes, will you?

wow they got bristols man to cut his mullet
smart choice!

Trig is a great name for her Grandson.

Bristol, willow, and piper. Sounds like a fucking disney cast of characters. I still don't get the names. Let's not forget Track and Trig. WTF?

Forgive me, but is the asshole Republican Party really campaining as OUTSIDERS?

Oh she's good!

She making you all moist and tingly?

Zed- Yeah, they've been in charge for 8 years but remain outsiders. lol

And now for some light reading.....

The adjective didn't make it any funnier than it was the first time.

A proud union member? What the fuck?

WTF

Her "guy" is a union member?

What the FUCK is that thing in Green!

Uhoh...Palin's husband is part of a union.

Pinche just stopped jerking off and zipped up.

Wow! This woman really can speak to a shitload of issues. Fishing, Oil Operators, Steel Workers, Parents of Disabled Children, Eskimos, Military, Hunters, Teachers, Women, etc., etc. And she speaks with such confidence!? This is good stuff.

I finally figured out who Palin sounds like. The woman on "Prairie Home Companion" - especially on the "Ketchup" parody ads.

Hey Null

When do they thank George W. Bush for his leadership?

todd has a story all himself

and a proud member of the alaska sucession party

She has parents!!!

Did she just say "he's got quite a package"?

Yes he is a union member--

Victory within sight?

One more turn of the corner and the flowers and chocolates arrive at last!

Woo Hoo!

Trying to spew the "GOP are the troop supporting party" garbage agin?

Such liars.

To the families of special needs children...

"Does anyone know where I can get a good cheap special needs nanny cos I'm gonna be too darn busy"

Will Todd be sharing more of his (Deep) Private Fisherman Thoughts?

Cos that'd be funny.

Be Well.

He's another welfare case. Union sucking loser...

PINCHE

I'm really proud of you boy for making a post without the word f**k in it (or any version of it).

This is good stuff.

#354 | Posted by 2fast4u at 2008-09-03 10:40 PM | Reply | Flag

No accounting for taste. Still, she is so unqualified for VP, the "liberal" MSM will say she did awesome regardless.

She went to the Sean Hannity School of Public Speaking.

Assume your audience is in the third grade.

"Bristol, willow, and piper. Sounds like a fucking disney cast of characters. I still don't get the names. Let's not forget Track and Trig. WTF?"

and obama sounds like a fucking terrorist, but don't let that stop you.

i signed up for the pta
to ban evolution
and sex ed

Piper is licking the hair down on Trig--lol

Hahahahahahahaha. She didn't need focus groups to run for the fucking city council of Mooseville! lol

God...this is awful.

VP pick talking about hockey moms in her first speech.

Please, someone kill me.

" Still, she is so unqualified for VP, the "liberal" MSM will say she did awesome regardless."

Then I guess Barry is just a waste of your vote. He probably doesn't even balance the checkbook.

She compares herself to pitbull with lipstick?

Except pitbulls are generally more rational.

Be Well.

she's connecting with that crowd.

"Let me explain to them what the job involves."

OK. seriously. Is that infant tranqued? Who would bring a baby to a convention center full of screaming clapping people? How is it still asleep? I want what that kid is on. I need something to bring my BP down.

Zinger --yew! Poor Obama--all together now! Poooooor Obama

Did you see the protester!!! lol

yea mayor of alaska really has to deal with gangs
and inner city violence

I think when Andy Warhol thought of "15 minutes of fame" he mostly definitely had you in mind. I think you bit off more than you could chew. She is hot though.

I'm a bit confused----The Republicans are running on McCain knowing the war was being waged in a f----- manner years before Bush?

Gross, the kid was tasting the "special" baby.

Murphy, poor Obama at an anti-Obama circle jerk.... That funny.

LOL!

"john mccain is the same man"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That "community organizer" line killed.

Sheeyt, did Biden even talk last week...it wasn't *this* memorable.

Scranton and San Francisco -- she has a forked tongue that one. We'll see how she does without a script.

Ness--Do you have a big sister?

SHe probably licked your hair down too!

Monster - relax, I'm a fan I just don't get the names. Palin seems like the genuine article and she is very comfortable in her own skin(I think that's an Alaskan thing from the ones I know.)

BOOOOOOO the media!

Yes--Serve the People and to hell with the critics.

Murph- any chance that's Piper's kid?!?!

"Actual responsibilities"

Like shaking down the local librarian?

Like spending 20 Million Dollars on a town of 6700 people?

Like getting yer former brother-in-law fired?

Like shilling fer BigOil?

Like talking about Iraq and Pipeline project as God's Will?

No Sarah, those are irresponsibilities.

Spud is glad to clear that up fer yas.

Be Well.

Look at all the old hags.

Ness--Do you have a big sister?

SHe probably licked your hair down too!

No, and it would still be gross if I did.

People=Oil lobbist...

leave this nation better then we found it..

like in debt

"We'll see how well she does without a script...."

I'd predict she'll be kept more sheltered from the American public than Bush was at his height.

"We'll see how she does without a script."

If the McCain campaign will ever let Governor Tundra do an interview or a press conference. Don't hold your breath.

That "community organizer" line killed.

Every anti-obama thing tonight has been heard 100 times already. *yawn*

Sarah Palin wants to challenge the status quo?

Um...who ran govt for 8 years? WTF..

I've been in the other room watching her give her speech.

She comes off as too cutsey and smug.

Sorry, that's just the way she struck me.

Her kids are precious. How could she think of leaving her kids, especially her youngest ones, to work at least 15 hour days as VP in Washington.

go figure.

Yes she sold the jet on ebay and sold it for 2.7 million

Did she really say her husband had a big package?

I'm feeling a little queasy, actually. It happens whenever I see the elitist corporate GOP pretend to be populist reformers, particularly when they have been in charge so long.

Gag!

"Leave the planet better than we found it"

Sez the chick who thinks Human activity is not responsible fer Global Warming.

She's a dangerous, wild eyed, anti science, pro intolerance, pro corporate hack.

Do. Not. Want.

G08ama/Biden!

Be Well.

Can not wait until October when the troopergate investigation ends... YUM! It will be over by then but what the hell.

YEAH!

Those glasses hide some crazy-ass rabid racoon eyes!

"...In an address last June, the Republican vice presidential candidate also urged ministry students to pray for a plan to build a $30 billion natural gas pipeline in the state, calling it "God's will."

Palin asked the students to pray for the troops in Iraq, and noted that her eldest son, Track, was expected to be deployed there.

"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God," she said. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."

A video of the speech was posted at the Wasilla Assembly of God's Web site before finding its way on to other sites on the Internet.

Palin told graduating students of the church's School of Ministry, "What I need to do is strike a deal with you guys." As they preached the love of Jesus throughout Alaska, she said, she'd work to implement God's will from the governor's office, including creating jobs by building a pipeline to bring North Slope natural gas to North American markets.

"God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

"I can do my job there in developing our natural resources and doing things like getting the roads paved and making sure our troopers have their cop cars and their uniforms and their guns, and making sure our public schools are funded," she added. "But really all of that stuff doesn't do any good if the people of Alaska's heart isn't right with God...."

Fucking Pathetic!

Please keep making fun of "retards", Ness and the rest of you abortion-loving liberals.

It'll play well with the electorate and God in heaven.

She vetoed homes for pregnant teens - wasteful spending I guess.

"How could she think of leaving her kids...?"

Limbaugh explained that---She doesn't want her children to live with the guilt of denying mom a shot at VP.

It works alright. She used a line veto to cut funding for unwed mother shelters. Good job, sarah!

wow bridge to nowhere lies
hahahahahahahha

You can kinda tell when she's saying her own stuff and when she's hitting the talking points handed to her. She looks like she's trying to remember what she's supposed to say now and then.

She doesn't know the President doesn't have a line item veto?

She's killing me.

"Thanks, but no thanks on the bridge to nowhere."

Gross, the kid was tasting the "special" baby.

Aww, I thought it was sweet the way his little sister cared for the baby.
Come on, she's barely more than a baby herself.

Veeetoes.

I feel like I'm watching Fargo.

god that accent! I know -- get back to the real issues.

Another lie about the "bridge to nowhere"

we love competition

so we let the A. rabs in.

apologies 2Fast!

"Thanx but no thanx to that Bridge to Nowhere"

She Lies w/o skipping a beat.

The GOPhers luff her fer it!

Be Well.

This is like standup. George Carlin would've been more qualified. She could do stand up at Dangerfields. All seriousness, Romney should've been the choice. If it worked for Bush 1 as Reagan's Vp, couldve worked for Romney in 2012

OK---She's taking credit for deep-sixing the Bridge From Nowhere? Got to love a brassy liar.

Energy independence with 5 minutes of oil in alaska.

"Thanks, but no thanks on the bridge to nowhere."

What a lying flip-flopper.
She was all for the "bridge to nowhere" back in 2006.

instead of being at the mercy of foreing oil

we should borrow from china to fight them!

Yawn...give her the hook already.

Aww, I thought it was sweet the way his little sister cared for the baby.
Come on, she's barely more than a baby herself.

#413 | Posted by CalifChris

Very good looking family. I will say Bristol is hot after she turns 18...

Energy Independence?

Do the American people own the Big OilCos?

Then WTF are you talking about?

S'rsly, think about that.

Be Well.

Worst VP pick ever.

This is fucking terrible.

yup
building million of domestic green jobs
is doing nothing at all

and having the energy ball in domestic american hands is wrong!

She wants the polar bears off the preservation list so she can drill in their habitat.

Maybe she can just shoot all the polar bears herself with an AK-47.

What a lightweight.

We have this thing called the stock market - I think you have it in Kanookistan as well. It's ownership in pretty much any company. S'rsly, think about it ass clown.

not a single major law

the gi bill doesn't count

Another big lie. God she's shameless - or stupid.

She might be ok as the president of the Mooseville PTA.

The minute B.O. or Biden "ride" her, the right will start to whine...

She is such a BigOil biatch!

No wonder BushCo chose her to run alongside McSame.

Woo Hoo! A GOPher got a pipeline project passed!

Yer kidding, right?

Can't really claim credit fer that one of course as it was part of "God's Plan" (TM)

Be Well.

Very good looking family.

Her hubby is hot!

"dramatic speeches before devoted followers"

As opposed to really god awful speeches before stupid sheep.

I guess folks don't have to worry about her being a wimp or milquetoast talking about the opponent..

Zinger on the columns

just one question for mccain
palin
the gop

if we get victory in iraq

what do we win?

what does america get out of it?

I get the sense that she doesn't even realize she's being used by the GOP machine. Sad, really.

She was locked up practicing for tonight, so she missed Bush with the marble columns. Give her a break.

yav- she's stupid.

See her answer about marriage in the constitution?

OK---She's taking credit for deep-sixing the Bridge From Nowhere? Got to love a brassy liar.

I hope she goes on Meet the Press.

I vote Shameless. But I imagine she's just mouthing words she was told to say. It's clear the audience doesn't care if she's lying or not.