has "way more experience than...."

Like totally.

She is governor of a state that attracts less fans than a big 10 football game.

She has experience in raising her bastard grandchild.

She has experience in lies and coverups.

She has experience in flip flops and being for a pork project before she was against it.

She also has no clue as to what exactly a VP does on a daily basis.

All the makings of a fine fine Veep.

"She has experience in raising her bastard grandchild."

You really are eat up with "stupid, aren't you? I bet you go looking to clean the bird shit from your coo-coo clock every morning. If stupid was a snowflake, you'd be a walking blizzard.

Besides, if it was true, can you take a stab at explaining to me why raising a Downs Syndrome "granddaughter" is a bad trait? Tell me why the thread about Palin flying pregnant is false too. I'll be waiting....

What you're really waiting for it the talking points memo from Captain Queeg explaining how picking Palin dovetails with his earlier emphasis on that now-banned term "experience."

It's got to suck, being you guys.

"It's got to suck, being you guys."

I'm worried about you, Doc. I think you might be ravaged by more than ONE psychosis. You seem to be fixated on penises, phallic symbols like the Washington monument, and now you're talking about "suck." I hope you might find some meaningful help at this site:

She is governor of a state that attracts less fans than a big 10 football game.
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LOL. Second time I've heard you say that, second time I thought--how big does he think a Big-10 stadium is? Is it that he doesn't know jack sh!t about Alaska? Or football? Probably both. Biggest football stadium in America is U of Mich, who managed to lose two consecutive home openers to unranked, small schools. You would need eight such stadiums to contain the population of Alaska.

McCain and Obama are tied in the polls, and that's got to drive you crazy, that America's not willing to jump aboard the bus driven by the two most liberal members of the US Senate. So you make up dumb stuff, hoping everyone else is as dumb as you are.

We're not. And neither are the 54% of American voters who right now say they don't want your boys in the White House.

"make up dumb stuff"

Are you talking about the rationalizations for Captain Queeg picking Palin as his second-in-command?

"Jestgettinalong at 2008-09-01 09:35 AM

Sorry to hear you think the only meaning of the word word "suck" is associated with your penis fixation. Take the little fella for a walk and see if that helps.

Speaking of making up dumb stuff:

"You know, the experience that she comes from is, what she has done in government -- and remember that Alaska is the closest part of our continent to Russia."

This is a very good strategy for the regressives. If they ever try to hit the incompetence trifecta by running Jeb Bush for President, they can remind everyone that Florida is in very close proximity to the Evil Empire of Cuba. Furthermore, they can drive home the point that Castro's terrorists never invaded our shores during Jeb's administration, just as the Vietcong never attacked Texas while Air Marshall Dubya was patrolling the skies. If that doesn't work for him, he can always use the "I was against offshore drilling before I was for it" platform, since regressives have no problem with Palin's platform of "I was for the bridge to nowhere until it blew up in my face, so I had to quickly find somewhere else in my state to piss away the $223 million, which is just one example of the many difficult decisions I've had to make as a staunch fiscal conservative governor".

"Of course Arnold speaks Spanish, fluently. After all, he lives right next to Mexico"
~Chief Mate
S.S. Minnow

"Are you talking about the rationalizations for Captain Queeg..."

Yes, Ray...we know captain Queeg had a serious psychosis too. Remember though...his was fictional, yours is real. However, yours is probably not quite so serious and there IS good news in that treament has advanced tremendously over the years. Treatment is explained well here:

Are you talking about the rationalizations for Captain Queeg picking Palin as his second-in-command?

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Nope. Palin is the best part of the ticket, sorry to say.

I was talking about 726 believing that a Big-10 football stadium could contain 750,000 people. But that's what you get when you don't know those things right off the top of your head, and are too lazy to check it out.

You know--kinda like when Obama promises us that in 10 years we'll be free of importing energy, because we're going to build a lot of windmills. it's stupid, but it plays to stupid people who vote for him, who don't know otherwise. Kinda like you, and retards like 726.

When you say, "Palin is the best part of the ticket" and then blather on about what is and is not stupid I've no choice but to defer to your judgement. Your, sir/madam, are clearly a expert witness on the subject of stupidity.

Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-09-01 09:56 AM

Lamer than the justifications for picking Palin.

I think if you post your psycho website three times on one thread, and refer to a poster by someone else's handle just once more, you'll be in line for a button that says, "I Can't Deal With This Thread."

I don't like McCain, but I like Palin. That might not be rational to you, but at least I know you can't squeeze the population of Alaska into the U of Iowa's football stadium. And I know you're not going to get energy independence in 10 years without a lot more drilling, and without a lot of coal and nuclear besides. And I know that it's lunacy to promise on the one hand that you're going to bring peace and prosperity to the world, while promising to confront Iran and Russia, and invade Pakistan.

Worked on you, though. Form over function and style over substance works on most people. Carry on.

"I Can't Deal With This Thread."

I know it's rough for you Doc, but as I posted before...there IS help if you'll only admit you need it. There is also treatment available for the chafing caused by that permanent wedgie that makes you so irritable.

Posted by jestgettinalong

Your inability to deal with Cindy McCain's idiotic statement is indicative of the degree of difficulty you're experiencing in catching up with the disaster Captain Queeg handed you. As Bill Engvall says, "Here's you sign, loser boy."

"Your inability to deal with Cindy McCain's idiotic statement is indicative of the degree of difficulty you're experiencing in catching up with the disaster Captain Queeg handed you."

Cindy McCain can make all the idiotic statements in the world and I STILL ain't votin' for the Obamessiah! On the other hand, where I'm REALLY having a degree of difficulty is in understanding why YOU aren't having a degree of difficulty with His endorsement by the Communist Party. But then, I realize you're dealing with that psychosis.

McCain and Palin are right of Bush/Chaney. She is not only anti-abortion, she is anti-birth control and anti-sex education, anti-science and anti-enviroment. If McCain and Palin get into the White House the American Telaban will be the ones in charge. There will be book burning in front of the Librury of Congress, a Creationest museum instead of The Jeffersonian and they'll put a cross bar on the Washington Monument.

We want get four more years of Bush and Co. What we will get is much much worse. Bush may have played the Evangelics, to get there vote, but he never ment to pay up. Palin believes all there crap. There goes the Supreme Chourt and everything women have gained over the last hundred years as far as having control over there bodies. They believe life begins at the moment of conception and anything that interfers with conception is a big no no. Sex is only for propergation so any sex that does not result in a baby is verboten. Good by gays, oral sex and masterbation.

The Christan Right and the Muslim extremist share one main goal, religious law. If you want to see what are laws would look like under the American Talaban read the Koran. We want have to wonder where the terrorist are, they will be in our bedroom. So don't worry about "Big Brother' "Big God" is much worse.

I don't know who Bill Engvall is, but if we're going to parse the words of Cindy McCain, how about Michelle Obama? We could all have fun with that. At least Palin is the governor of our largest state, the 56th.

Speaking for myself, the first time I was proud to be an American, was when I learned that we have seven more states than I had thought.

Hey, Doc...I gotta go but I did wanna tell you that Cindy McCain isn't running for office. I know her "silly statement" bothers you, but not to worry...she won't be elected. Feel better?
Now, you're free to go on and bash the republican candidates (remember, Cindy isn't one) and pimp The One so that he will carry all 57 states. It's amazing that Cindy knows more geography than the Obamessiah, isn't it?

You go ahead and parse the words of Michella Obama. But try and do it on a thread that's relevant. This thread's about Cindy McCain's idiotic statement.

Oh, I remember now. He's one of those redneck comedians. I saw the commercial of them on the bus.

Well, this is a 'blog, and a thread is about anything we want, eh? After all, if you can post a Youtube video of one of Larry the fat cable guy's pals, why begrudge me a swipe at Michelle?

Hell, swipe away at Michelle.

Doesn't hold a candle to Cindy McCain's mindnumbing mindlessness.

Wait till Putin finds out the Steely-Eyed Sarah has been eye-balling his bad-ass from over the Bering Straits.

He'll probably give it up and enter a Russian Orthodox monastery and spend the remainder of his days in prayer and contemplation.

If you duck down behind that rock up there in alaska, you can see those nasty ruskies, living their anti-american, anti-jesus lives.

we need to kill them all, for jesus. Iran too.

---the right----

"Cindy McCain isn't running for office."

Neither is Michelle Obama.

Practice what you preach.

I'm gonna be Energy Secretary-I drive past a gas station pretty often.

I got bandaids, can I run HHS?

What a friggin' hoot the GOP has become. The talibaptists' bitch.

"LOL. Second time I've heard you say that, second time I thought--how big does he think a Big-10 stadium is? Is it that he doesn't know jack sh!t about Alaska? Or football? Probably both."

It's called hyperbole, look it up.

Those AK idiots voted for her cause she had a pretty face. Sorry to have to be the bearer of the truth here but thats how she got to be gov.

So now both of them need to have their bearings checked, John and Cindy. The dumb blonde is a reality after hearing her say "Sara has foreign policy experience because Alaska is so close to Russia". I don't even think people from West Virginia will believe that one Cindy baby.

No worries that she has no idea what a VP does, Chenney will show her.