"You are still the person who is awake at 5 am, alone and half drunk."
Sober, and in a different time zone. Wrong again, Vernon...thought that's nothing new.
"I have my gorgeous and sexy wife -- brown skin and long black hair and cute accent"
(Translation: Mail order bride)
"Money in the bank and investments that continue to grow -- thanks in part to fools like you."
Big deal. My primary source of income for years has been investments. Not that I haven't been working, but betting against Bush has been very lucrative.
"I have three successful and interesting businesses."
I have two, one involving stars of stage and screen, and I didn't have to leave America to succeed in them.
"Meanwhile, you have drained your liter of cheap liquor but sleep eludes you; you wonder now how early you can buy another bottle.
What's the law in your state? Will you get 2 liters of Coke and a bag of chips to create the thin facade that you are just 'shopping' at 8:03 am?"
Bwahahahahaha! I've had one glass of 90-point Zinfandel, something you can't get a mile away like I can.
"You ache for unconciousness. The only relief from your miserable lonliness."
I had a great day at rehearsal. And the bride brought home another corporate bigwig paycheck. Life couldn't be better.
"I pity you."
Good. Keep making that mistake.