Little long in the tooth, doncha think?

Little long in the tooth, doncha think?

Well, some parts of her are barely 20 years old.

Cheers

Little long in the tooth, doncha think?

Posted by cookfish at 2008-08-26 10:26 AM

LOL...Ya beat me to it. Will she wear a mask...last time I saw her pic she was looking a mite haggy.

oops...might haggy...mighty haggie.

Might as well get Eartha Kit to return to the role.

Prrrrrrrr.....

That would've been great casting as late as 20 years ago, but today? I'm not so sure.

shut up

Here you go, HC --

Cloris Leachman, 82, is going to be in "Dancing with the Stars". I say go for it, Cher!

Will Joan Rivers be her stunt double?

Gross.

Will Joan Rivers be her stunt double?

Posted by wisgod

Funny, whenever I see Joan Rivers, or women who've mutilated themselves with too much plastic surgery, I always think to myself....

Love that Joker.

In cat years, she'll be 264.

They should just forget the whole thing.

Nobody and i mean nobody will ever look as good in a catwoman suit as michelle pfieffer did.

Here is a conversation i have with her (in my mind);

Michelle; Lipzoidial, you want me to get naked?
Lipzoidial; no, just put on that catwoman suit.
Michelle; not again! I just got the stains out of it from last time.
Lipzoidial; I did not have sex with that suit.

the first moment I saw this headline I visualized Cher in a catsuit. I went "Neat! That's an interesting take. Why I remember that video with all the sailors.."

And then I stopped and realized I was 10 years old when that video came out. And then I shuddered. Visualized Cher from TODAY in a catsuit, posted this, and am gonna go vomit now.

I don't know. The more I think about it. A woman living by herself who is obsessed with lots of cats--I think Cher at 62 might actually fit the the type very well.

Cheers

I don't know. The more I think about it. A woman living by herself who is obsessed with lots of cats--I think Cher at 62 might actually fit the the type very well.

Cheers

Posted by Grendel at 2008-08-26 12:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

I think you're mixing up your roles a bit.

The role Cher would be perfect for is this one:

Nobody and i mean nobody will ever look as good in a catwoman suit as michelle pfieffer did.
Posted by Lipzoidial

I can disprove that claim in two words....

I can disprove that claim in two words....

Halle Berry

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-08-26 01:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

*shudder* Why does everyone think she's so hot? She looks like Prince, for pete's sake.

Posted by Hagbard_Celine

You make a strong case sir, cause Halle is one fantastically beautiful woman, but that movie was almost unwatchable.

Alex, I'll take MILF for $100.

Halle Berry
OHHHHHhh!!!!!

You make a strong case sir, cause Halle is one fantastically beautiful woman, but that movie was almost unwatchable.

Alex, I'll take MILF for $100.

Try using a TEVO and the pause button.

but that movie was almost unwatchable.

Alex, I'll take MILF for $100.

Posted by Lipzoidial

I didn't say that movie wasn't a stinking turd, but you can always turn the volume down. :-)

*shudder* Why does everyone think she's so hot? She looks like Prince, for pete's sake.

Posted by soheifox

uhm.... never mind.

this can't be real. Cher? great, just another reason for her to get into another tight fitting outfit. But, I guess you need something to hold her parts in place. At her age, the skin falls of the bone like a well cooked chicken.

Why does everyone think she's so hot? She looks like Prince, for pete's sake.

Not going there.

Leryn Franco as Catwoman.

FF For Lee.

I'd never seen Leryn Franco before... holy redacted.

Maybe she's why Bush bought that ranch in Paraguay?

Wouldn't it be sad if dubya could out-philander bubba?

"*shudder*"

If hot chicks make you shudder with revulsion, then.... ah ..... well never mind. If you haven't figured it out yet then why ruin the holidays for your folks......

Hell I thought Her verticle smile was too dried up to play catwoman?? I guess that ain't a prerequiset to playing catwoman now a days.

Larry

Hi this a post from James Dean

James Dean

FACT!

Surgery, make up and CGI.

If hot chicks make you shudder with revulsion, then.... ah ..... well never mind. If you haven't figured it out yet then why ruin the holidays for your folks......

Posted by sully at 2008-08-26 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Dude. It's not a hot chick. Sure it has boobs, but it looks to me like a gay man in drag. She's just to... mannish in everything she does. The way she moves, the way she talks. If I want some brown sugar I'll head Ashanti's way, thanks.

CatWoman as aging Vamp?

"Mr Demille, I'm ready fer my closeup ...and my kibble"

Closer to the Eartha Kit creation than the Michelle Pfieffer et al ones.

Might work.

Cher as CatWoman?

She can act but Spud thought they shoulda given Sean Young a crack at it.

Spud watched Blade Runner again the other day.

The Final Cut.

Rachael rawked.

Bale's Batman is laudable.

Nolan is fine director.

Should be good.

Be Well.

If hot chicks make you shudder with revulsion, then.... ah ..... well never mind. If you haven't figured it out yet then why ruin the holidays for your folks......

~Sully.

If you don't think Cher is hawt then you might be gay?

Is that yer theory?

Presumably because Cher fans are all straight?

You really didn't think that one through, Sully.

The only people who still consider Cher to be a hawt chick are her largely gay fan base.

After Judy Garland, Marilyn and Princess Di droppped off they had nowhere else to turn to fer icons you see.

She's just too... mannish in everything she does.

~Fox

Agreed. She can make Bea Arthur look effeminate somedays.

Still, she was good in Moonstruck and Mask and a couple others.

Be Well.

...we were discussing Halle Berry, 'Tater. Didn't you think it was a bit odd that I'd refer to "brown sugar" talking about Cher?

...though Cher is, at times, sorta mannish also.

YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...we were discussing Halle Berry, 'Tater

Ah, Spud missed that.

Didn't you think it was a bit odd that I'd refer to "brown sugar" talking about Cher?

Did rather.

Speed bloggin' again.

/Damn you Evelyn Wood!

Don't find Halle Berry mannish except fer the short hair thing which admittedly is annoying but if you saw her in Swordfish she looked a lot like a girl. Laws yes. Her stint as Catwoman worked best at the poster level.

Ashanti is hawt.

"Speed bloggin' again."

Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the mornin' last.

I was gonna say the idea of Cher as Catwoman made me nauseous but as I read the replies I realized it could be worst say Jennifer Tilly, Britney Spears or Jessica Alba (I'm serious I never could stomach Jessica) in the role. Crap Eartha Kit or even Phyllis Diller sounds better than those three. Or better yet Kathie Lee Gifford!

I suppose if you have a good scam going, they might as well whore it for all it's worth...

You people are such fucking queers.. My God.....

I bet Shawn dresses as Cher on the weekends.

Freaking homo

You people are such fucking queers.. My God.....

Posted by cabo_vato

Let's see, talked about queers and evoked the name of god.....must be a republican

Philip Seymour Hoffman as The Penguin

That's perfect! Cher? Not so much. Depp should be the ledger joker. I think that could work.

You homos need to get a fucking life. OMG, are you kidding me.... Do you really know these actors and characters that well...... Jesus Christ.....
You poor fuckers..... Leave the basement.. NOW HURRY !!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet you turds go to Star Teck and Star Wars conventions in costume.. Stop it..... I a going to piss mself I am laughing so fucking hard......

I a going to piss mself I am laughing so fucking hard......

Posted by cabo_vato

Dude, i feel it is my obligation as well as my pleasure to tell you that meth is a dead end.

sure, it feels good right now but that's before you try to stick you dick in the kitchen sink disposal.

Put down the pipe and stop jones-ing.

Dude, i feel it is my obligation as well as my pleasure to tell you that meth is a dead end.

Sure, it feels good right now but that's before you try to stick you dick in the kitchen sink disposal.

Put down the pipe and stop jones-ing.

Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-08-26 08:39 PM

Nice try..deflection...... niceeeeeeee

progressive huh?

I am still laughing....... I know you do it boy.

I bet you girls dress for the Rock Horror Picturce Show don't you.

Before you go there, I live near L.A. and it's on the news.

Sorry....I am still laughing...The visual is just to much....

See you queens later...

You cant make this shit up.....

In their worse days the four babes would never look as bad as cher.
Julie Newmar was a sizzling HOTTIE!
Lee Meriwether is still a babe.

I'll bet you turds go to Star Teck and Star Wars conventions in costume.. Stop it..... I a going to piss mself I am laughing so fucking hard......

Posted by cabo_vato at 2008-08-26 08:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

I about piss myself laughing every time I see a grown man wearing a cowboy hat and bolo tie with those ridiculous pointy boots and "western" shirts. At least the Star Trek nerds keep their costume in the closet before convention time/Halloween.

...err.. most of them, anyway *remembers a guy who wore Vulcan ears _all the time_*

Mind you, I can see the need for a fine hat, Montana has.. really odd weather, but put together with the rest it just seems like playskool clothing.

Dark horse candidate: Rachel Specter.

Act-schmact...I just want to spend two hours watching her run around in a cat suit.

Aw, fudge...just checked the link and it's dead.

My apologies.

god i hope not ... i will totally lose respect for the movie.

when she did that vid w/all the sailors, I thought, "*yawn* she rocked it ok for an old broad." please let that be the end of the story.

cher has been turning into a freakish sort of old purse for years. tis gross to think of her in the role.
pfeiffer had padding in her catwoman suit... in the butt portion. that ruined the entire illusion of her for me. don't quite know why.
halle was fine and not as bad a film as the reviews read.
this new series is outstanding. i'm thinking that it'll be a tough calling to out-do and out-perform the dark knight. depp is perfect... i'm thinking the catwoman would be someone like jolie. i'm the only guy on earth that doesn't find her attractive but she's a fine actress.

a huge no to cher unless there's a role for catwoman's biker grandmother.

all the best.

See now, I hadn't seen "Dark Knight" yet. Was thinking about dealing with that.

Then I saw this. Now, I'd heard the Depp/Riddler rumors and said, "All right, yeah, that could go rather well."

But then I saw this thread. I'm not going to bother with "Dark Knight" now. Cher as the Cat-biddy will completely ruin the franchise.

Call it a "boycott", if you like. I just don't think I could enjoy the current without the visual of that hag creeping into my brain and pump pure undiluted "Oh gods why does it burn this bad" into my neurons. No thank you.

they doing the geriatric batman movie already?

Philip Seymour Hoffman as The Penguin?

Absolutely.

Johnny Depp as Riddler?

As long as he doesn't do the green tights like Carey did he should be great.

I'd take Angelina Jolie in a hot second over Cher.

Casting Cher eliminates the Batman/Catwoman sexual tension for sure.

Nobody is going to top Heath Ledger's Joker... ever.

Cher is PERFECT as a cat. Cougar, that is.

Ewww.

Spud is right - she was great in Mask and Moonstruck. But her singing and her, um, persona just give me the willies.

Nobody is going to top Heath Ledger's Joker... ever.

I said the same thing about Jack Nicholson.

You people are still talking about this? Proves my point.

I remember Newmar; Hot Damn! Showed up in Playboy back in the day. She had a gloriously spactacular bod.

Okay, I had to come back on here just to keep the number of posts on this thread from stopping at 69.

Now back to your regular bickering.

BLEECH!

Catwoman?

Cabo doth protest too much (like many of his Rep. heroes). You know this means he dresses like Rush and gets fucked by a dude dressed as O'Reilly.

Sounds like you have some experience in this bgoode?

If that's a proposition, you're not my type. Try your buddies Larry Craig and Glenn Murphy.

It's not, but you do seem to be a bit more informed about this than I am????

"Nobody is going to top Heath Ledger's Joker... ever."

Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Even playing the Riddler or Penguin, any actors attempting a villian in batman have some pretty big shoes to fill.

I kind of see where he's going with catwoman. His joker was much darker than previous incarnations; using a "vamp in her twilight years" sounds a little darker and creepier than just some eye candy jumping around in a tight suit.

"It's not, but you do seem to be a bit more informed about this than I am????"

Posted by cabo_vato

Cabo's trying to get tips.

Deflection, I love it.

"Deflection, I love it."

Posted by cabo_vato

That's what they call it? ew..

I think someone rang Mr. Vato's latent bell.

Another dark horse candidate: Alize Jacotey
I know she's a French singer, but again...it's the two hours in a cat suit thing.

"I kind of see where he's going with catwoman."

Yeah, straight to video.

Please don't deny mankind Halle Barry in a tight suit.

PLEASE !

You can take a person out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of a person.

You can take Barrack and Michelle out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of a person.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-08-27 06:12 PM

FWTHOM has proven that he lacks intelligence, now he proudly shows us he is a qualified Bigot! Yes, we know that, no need for you to continue showing us examples (along with your KKK friend CABO VATO)

note: they have a very good white sheet sale at WalMart, starts on Friday, see you there!

ohplease.

cher is one of the number of celebrities who are becoming increasing irrelavant and old news.
she hasnt CRACKED her voice in a song worth a shit in so long.....who cares..........a place that the skank madonna is getting closer and closer to which is a real shame because I have always thought of her as one of the more taleneted ones........madonna that is