My theory of why herd animals line up N-S is evolutionary.

If they faced East or West, the sun would get in their eyes.

Not a good thing if you are subject to predation by wolves and cats.

That's exactly what i was gonna say.

Copy cows.

My dog says the bells in her head die down when she faces south.

Posted by silver_ironist

Good, practical explanation.

Plains Indians set their tipis so the doorway opened up towards the east. Greeting Father Sun in the morning? Sure, okay. It also tends to warm things up a bit faster.

Only people speaking the language of known conflict have now become the entire housing military.

My theory of why herd animals line up N-S is evolutionary.

If they faced East or West, the sun would get in their eyes.

I do like the sound of that, but most herd animals are also prey animals who tend to have their eyes on the sides of their heads.

I sleep north to south. But when I wake up I am usually pointing west.

Do you mean your needle is pointing west?

"Only people speaking the language of known conflict have now become the entire housing military."

Posted by LeeAtwater

Excellent point.

Do you mean your needle is pointing west?

Posted by Lipzoidial

Do you really want an answer to that question?

Worry about your own needle, old man... :-)

When I wake up my needle is pointing up!

Hey when you get "old" any which way your needle *points* is just fine...

My theory of why herd animals line up N-S is evolutionary.

Also, facing east or west maximizes the sun (heat) they get in the winter.

If I were a cow and I was going to sit down with a bunch of other cows facing north, I'd face south... better view.

Jesus Christ.

How much time did these douchebags spend on Google Earth to figure this out?

Its not like this behavior is a newly discovered magical Secret of the World.

"If I were a cow and I was going to sit down with a bunch of other cows facing north, I'd face south... better view."

Posted by BobSF_94117

Fewer warm breezes also.

it's not magatism, they are facing Mecca!

Holy Moly! I just heard that Obama is gonn raise my taxes!

That is IT!!!!!

I am voting for McCain!!!!

FACT!

I've always noticed that cattle tend to stand with their faces into the wind.

That explains this site.

"That explains this site."

Not really. But it does explain why your head is shoved up your ass, cabron.

Famous Russian scientist, Dr Cutyercockoff has discovered that when a penis is fully erect that the swollen head favors the East. Dr. C says this is due to the fact that the right nut sags lower than the left one.

and they ask me why I drink

"and they ask me why I drink"

Posted by AngelofTRUTH

Maker's Mark, it's not a question.

Not really. But it does explain why your head is shoved up your ass, carbon.

"WHAT"

cows are tasty

"cows are tasty"

Posted by Shredder

Very.

"carbon"
LOL

Famous Russian scientist, Dr Cutyercockoff has discovered that when a penis is fully erect that the swollen head favors the East. Dr. C says this is due to the fact that the right nut sags lower than the left one.

Posted by AngelofTRUTH

I thought it was because you were right handed.

Zat,

That is a bad ass story; a change from the whole "Hillary is an insecure bitch jealous of Obama" story lines.

And I know you're thinking that if there is design in nature, there must be a designer...

"And I know you're thinking ..."

Posted by kirk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This guy introduced me to Prince Charles.

Four and one half years, fifty three million, three hunred four thousand, two hundred one dollars, and twenty-three cents. A lot of Professors are jealous cause it WAS government funded! A little less free money, huh?

It's the LEAD in the milk, magnetic you know, pulls those bags North if above the Quater, and South if their not!

Keeps'em from sagging though! The same experiment was used with different BAGS, but proved inconclusive, and rather dangerous to the experiment controllers!

It's the LEAD in the milk, magnetic you know, pulls those bags North if above the Quater, and South if their not!

Explains Katherine Harris, speaking of cows...