i'm wondering if there are similar letters to the rnc from children? anybody heard of any?

"Why did his tale get cut off?" -- Riley, Age 7

"Only people speaking the language of known conflict have now become the entire housing military." -- Moneywar, Age 52

"Where is the man in the yellow hat?"
-Billy, Age 4

The 116pm is the funniest post I have ever read on the retort.
Then you followed it up with another doozy.

By far the 2 funniest consecutive posts ever.

"Will the let them have chikens on the south lawn?" -- Greg, Age 5

Praise from the master.

I'm humbled.

Gracias

"Will there be a Kool vending machine on the White House tour?"

Roscoe
Age thoiteen

FF for you Pinche!

No stupid. Kools will be free.
Roscoe's Absentee Dad, Age 18

for your 1:16

"Does the Lay-Z-Boy on the White House porch get stinky when it gits rayned on?" -- Sam, Age 8

"Can you visit Obama for free if you can pop-lock like dis? Dat be Jim Dandy."

Nosmo King
Age elebin

"Does your exhibit close if it rains out?"
-Scott, Age 6

"Here, here! That'll be enough of that! Too much fun going on here. Everyone out." - Monty Python Skit Police

i'm wondering if there are similar letters to the rnc from children? anybody heard of any?

Daddy, does God want John McCain to be president too?

Mommy, who will be the Republican VP? Did John McCain look into Mitt Romney's eyes yet and see his soul?

Daddy, what's a mental recession?

Mommy, Bush said being president is hard work. Grandpa retired and likes to take us to Disney World. Doesn't John McCain like his grandkids?

Who Obama?

Kareem A-Wheet
Age 9

"Will I have to wear Birkenstocks if Obama wins?"--Pinche Mao, age 8

-"Will I have to wear Birkenstocks if Obama wins?"--Pinche Mao, age 8

Yes!

Mr. Obama, what's a payday loan?

-Tamica, age 6

No stupid. Kools will be free.
Roscoe's Absentee Dad, Age 18

Posted by 101Chairborne

Please tell me Obama doesn't smoke the menthols.

this isn't even the slightest bit funny. if these are in fact true questions from children (which I doubt) it shows how horrible hatred and predjudice is, and that it is in fact a learned behavior.

Don't they all?

Shut up, Merle.

hey gal - start your own post!

Can we play with Cheetah?

Joey Weissmuller, age 5

the 1:16 will become famous.

Yes!

www.birkenstockexpress.com

Posted by Corky

I initially ignored the birk link figuring it was a hippie joke. but the jackboots?

shame, cork.

I might think it, but I don't think I'd ever type it out.

I really do hope Obama wins, and every single one of your worst nightmares comes true - you will be governed and ruled by a non-white.

Bwahahaha!

careful what you wish for, taxman...

"Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot?"

Al
Age 56

"will you make BET free?"

shaniqua, 17

Can you bring back Bernie Mac?

-All Blacks

ff this:

Shut up, Merle.

Posted by LeeAtwater at 2008-08-22 02:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

I really do hope Obama wins, and every single one of your worst nightmares comes true - you will be governed and ruled by a non-white.

Posted by taxman at 2008-08-22 02:20 PM | Reply

I can't speak for the others, but if an Obama win provides threads like this and other such opportunities for ridicule then I hope he does!

Can you help my Daddy?

-Tony Rezko, Jr.

that's "diddy" wisgod...

will you pardon my diddy?

mumia, jr. age 23

careful what you wish for, taxman...

I have no problems with a non-white or female being elected president. Obviously you bigots do.

Can you imagine 4 years of this? I pray to the deity of my choice that Obammy wins.

shame, cork.

lol! I wasn't EVEN thinking jack boot. It was the closest thing to cowboy boots for Mao that they make.

hey gal - start your own post!

Hey, hey, Gal, you get off of my thread.
Don't hang around, or my face will see red.

There once was a woman naned Nancy,
who thought her threads were so fancy.
She asked for feedback,
then gave me a whack
when I answered her question so chancy:

i'm wondering if there are similar letters to the rnc from children? anybody heard of any?

I wasn't EVEN thinking jack boot.
Posted by corky

LOL.

I know, that's your story and you're sticking to it.

I pray to the deity of my choice that Obammy wins.

Posted by LeeAtwater

Me too, I can't wait to hear the sound of all those heads exploding on the second Wednesday in November.

gal - i hope you know that i was kidding. my apology - you usually don't show up on anything i post.

btw - i've gone looking for where this originally came from and it appears from someone spoofing christians or a fred phelps sort of group:

p.s. - i hope there is a similar letter to the rnc. imagine the venom!

My daddy says that Mr. Obama and most other black people should be in a car serrated. What does that mean?

--Lil' Toby Keith, 11

gal - i hope you know that i was kidding. my apology - you usually don't show up on anything i post

Nanc,

I did and wouldn't have cared if you weren't, btw. Apology accepted but not needed. Happy researching!

My Dadday says black men have big wieners, but you don't. Do you?

Lillia Byrd, age 6

to be fair - here's one for old white fartz (aka: mccain):

john and cindy in their latter years watching chickens in yard. rooster goes from hen to hen taking care of each one in turn. cindy says "john, why can't you do like that rooster?" he answers: might could cindy, if i had a different chick each time.

My Dadday says black men have big wieners, but you don't. Do you?

Lillia Byrd, age 6

Dear Lillia,

Yes. Yes he does. And it has an aura around it. It is the one we've been waiting for.

Sincerely,

TonyAmericanDocBoydUnityRomaSa
rvisBetelG

john and cindy in their latter years watching chickens in yard. rooster goes from hen to hen taking care of each one in turn. cindy says "john, why can't you do like that rooster?" he answers: been there done that, Cunty, I just stuck with your funky ass because you lay golden eggs, Cunt.

Damn italics should read:

john and cindy in their latter years watching chickens in yard. rooster goes from hen to hen taking care of each one in turn. cindy says "john, why can't you do like that rooster?" he answers:

been there done that, Cunty, I just stuck with your funky ass because you lay golden eggs, Cunt.

And it has an aura around it. It is the one we've been waiting for.

Sincerely,

TonyAmericanDocBoydUnityRomaSa
rvisBetelG

hahahhahaha!! FF

Wait! Was that a sexual reference?

corky - i believe it has to do with his false messiahship?

So when hateful racism is expressed in the form of humor every one is supposed to laugh? Now I get it.
Experience long ago taught me that the most vile forms of hatred are often stated in a humorous way such that a person is derided if they have the temerity to point out that it is not funny, and is in fact extremely offensive.
Not that I suppose any racists care, but I have lost even more respect for several posters on the DR.

Gash Flag!!

john and cindy in their latter years

you mean yesterday?

This is without question in the top 5 of funniest all time threads...

"If Obama wins do I automatically get whistle-tips for my tricycle?" Bubb-Rubb jr, age 5

letters to the rnc from children?

You did ask...

"How old was John McCain when he crashed his first Pterodactyl?" Bobby Age 10

"I just stole some Percocet and Vicodin and want to know if Cindy McCain thinks I should wash 'em down with Budweiser or Coors? Stevie Age 12

"Mr McAncient, If my mommy and daddy lose our house can we come and stay in one of yer 7 houses fer a while?" Amy Age 7

"What's a 'trollop'?" Janie Age 8

Thanx fer asking.

Be Well.

"Why does Obama let "doctors" suck the brains out of unborn kids"

Wille, aborted by the left.

What does my daddy mean when he says when 0bama loses he'll have to go back to peddling "Hope" on a Chicago street corner?

Timmy Age 9
Grosse Pointe MI.

What does my daddy mean when he says when 0bama loses he'll have to go back to peddling "Hope" on a Chicago street corner?

Timmy Age 9
Grosse Pointe MI.

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2008-08-22 10:06 PM | Reply

Means he's tired old fart who shouts outdated shibboleths to the wind because he misses his momma's tit and feels powerless, even in the face of a silly lookin' negro?

Just a guess

"Why won't Mark Foley stop sending me those creepy e-mails?"

Billy, Age 13

"Why are you guys running someone who's older than Ronnie Raygun was when he ran? Are you guys really that desperate or is it all a clever ploy so that when called to the stand during his impeachment hearings his "I don't remember"s will at least sound sincere?"

Tiny Tim, Age 7

"Does Dick Cheney really bathe nightly in the blood of murdered Virgin in order to prolong his wretched existence on this earth a little longer or is that just one of them stories ya find on the intrawebs?"

Jim-Bob, Age 9

Be Well.

"Means he's tired old fart who shouts outdated shibboleths to the wind because he misses his momma's tit and feels powerless, even in the face of a silly lookin' negro?"

tired - no

old fart - yes

who shouts - yes

outdated shibboleths to the wind - you wish

because he misses his momma's tit - nah it was kinda bland

feels powerless - doesn't everybody?

even in the face of a silly lookin' negro? - he's probably silly looking cause he ignored rule #1 of peddling 'Hope' "Don't sample your own merchandise"

Daddy say he won' stop beatin' mommy till the ho change. I hear Mr. Bama have lots o' dis change. Do he have hochange?

--Tyree, 8

Cookfish-

Do you have a soul, or just a hollowed out cold place where you plot to cure your petty racist grievances?

Gimme-
Damn. I didn't even think I was insulting you. I thought you were being ironic.

Yes, you're THAT good.

Nice letters. But they're too well written to be from corsi and the swiftboat gang.

Maybe murphy wrote them.

Mr. Obama,

Were you really hatched from a bowling ball?

Nannette Pelosi, age 6

"Please make sure that Mr. Biden doesn't steal my letter, and use it later in one of his speeches."
- Gina, Age 11

"if joe biden only likes the sound of his own voice, how will he hear the rest of u.s.?"

h. keller, age 128