Though as you can tell.. we had to pick up her gloves at the last minute. Poor fit.

Since you have no idea how vulnerable you left yourself, I will wish congratulations and good fortune to you and your bride.

Enjoy your time of happiness.

I phenomenally don't care that people know my name. It's not hard to find doing a web search of my screen name anyway. Not to mention it's right there on http://www.townparkradio.com that I own and am always promoting.

Unless you're referring to you believe our marriage will end in divorce and my finances are shot. Also don't care.

Congrads!

You're not a Hank Jr. fan are ya? LOL

Is that you way of saying thank you?

Congrads!

You're not a Hank Jr. fan are ya? LOL

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-08-22 12:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

Nope. Don't like country at all, why? Cause I got married with my hat on? Lol.

Na man. Just the overall Hank Jr. look with the hat, beard, and shades.

Anyway, all the best and congrads!

Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I guess I do look somewhat unusual. *shrugs* It's Montana. You kinda look like you want to, and nobody cares.

Sorry man. The glasses looked more tinted in a couple of the pics. I can see from the closeups they're not shades.

Sorry man. The glasses looked more tinted in a couple of the pics. I can see from the closeups they're not shades.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-08-22 12:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

They do tint up in sunlight, so it's an easy mistake.

Maybe I shoulda made the headline "proof that girls WILL touch a Drudgie's Dangle!" heh

Kinda of a Bocephus/John Popper thing going...

That's cool.

It's Montana.

I spent some years at Crow Agency.

Congratulations.

Soheifox

Congratulations to you and your new bride. All the best.

I tried to open the link to your photos but my computer froze up. It happens for some reason when I go to certain links and/or websites. It just makes like a dull "bonk" sound and then I have to open up a new screen or else reboot it. Has to be something with my Windows XP. I have Service Pack 1, maybe that's the reason. Otherwise I would love to look at your photos too. Again, best wishes to you both.

Anyway, final post.

Congrads and all the happiness a Republican deserves!

LOL

(seriously, I wish you all the best)

Great. Just got the photos to open by clicking "open in new window" with my mouse.
I'll go back and check them out.

Great. Just got the photos to open by clicking "open in new window" with my mouse.
I'll go back and check them out.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-22 12:25 AM | Reply | Flag:

I was gonna say, the photos on their own open a new window when clicked. If you have a popup blocker, it may stop it from doing so.

Pretty bride and cool hat ya got!

society wants you to wear a tuxedo, but that's not how you roll...

Looks like you had a really nice day for your marriage.

Thanks for sharing them with us.

You're an asshat, rob.

Congratulations on your wedding, soheifox. Now all that fucking aint a sin anymore! ; )

Hey, thanks AU. It was warm and clear and WAY TOO BRIGHT. I recommend an outdoor wedding for everyone. Though you might have to dress a lil funny, it's just a lot more.. pure then being cooped up inside. No sense in renting a whole hall when the wedding is less then 20 people anyway.

You're an asshat, rob.

Congratulations on your wedding, soheifox. Now all that fucking aint a sin anymore! ; )

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-08-22 12:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

Lol. Would you believe she actually saved herself till marriage... and I loved her so much I honoured that?

...she was about 10 years too late for me to be so pure, though.

I know it's too late, but there may still be a couple of pointers here you'll find useful LOL

Italian foreplay:

(finger snap) YO!

SOEIFOX

Isn't it time you two kids got to celebrating your 104th day anniversary night?

"Montana sucks..."

Oh, my...you've been to the wrong parts.

I'm not married, rob...and You suck harder than a tijuana crack whore.

You're just not funny tonight, man.

Would you believe she actually saved herself till marriage... and I loved her so much I honoured that?

Well...it is Montana, dude. : D

In this one you can see the helicopter with the paparazzi hovering in the background. Were they a real pain? LOL

I'm not married, rob...

Did I say you were?

and You suck harder than a tijuana crack whore.

I've been to tijuana... I think we have different definitions of fun though...

You're just not funny tonight, man.

Posted by Alexandrite

Now that's just silly...

Montana's a beautiful state.

ROB'S just too used to 1,000,000 people per square mile (plus I suspect he's drinking tonight)

Well...it is Montana, dude. : D

Posted by Alexandrite

You were saying something about "funny?"

I decided to be NICE since it's a thread with his wedding pics, rob. Didn't opt for the "only other thing to fuck is cattle" jokes.

You should try that. Being nice, too.

ROB'S just too used to 1,000,000 people per square mile

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Jersey sucks too... I grew up in Central NY... there's about 8 people there.

(plus I suspect he's drinking tonight)

Nah... unfortunately not. Tomorrow though...

Would you believe she actually saved herself till marriage... and I loved her so much I honoured that?

Well...it is Montana, dude. : D

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-08-22 12:44 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yes, I know:

"If she warnt good enough fer her own kinfolk then taint good enough for our'n!"

What's sad is, there's a little town about an hour away, Libby, where all the weird jokes about Montana are true. Everyone in the town is blonde-haired blue eyed; looks like Children of the Corn.

Then a lil bit further is Troy, where everyone looks (and is) blood related.

I decided to be NICE since it's a thread with his wedding pics, rob.

That's why I'm only going after the douche in the hat, and not the wife... oh, and Tim. Go to the site and find Tim... holy fuck what a toolbag. Nice of him to dust off his 4th best leather jacket for a wedding. Nothing says class like a t-shirt.

Alright, I'm outty... congrats on the wedding.

PS George Lucas couldn't write a script to save his own cock, which I'm pretty sure he sold along with his sould to the devil when he made Ep. 4-6. Too bad he had nothing left for Ep. 1-3 and this new hunk of shit he just released.

Anyone that is a fan of those movies deserves to spend the rest of their life with Tim the toolbag...

I"m sending you an Obama yard sign for a wedding present! 60' X 20' ('cause I imagine you have a big yard LOL)

Come one now. As a good Democrat you'll be a pariah in Montana if you don't vote for him. Also, your wife may cut you off!

Plus, I'll tell Ted Turner... Wouldn't want that would ya? He probably owns all the land around you and all those buffalo too.

-------------------------

I'm hitting the sack. That was cool you shared your pics on here. I don't know if you saw my earlier question, but I was wondering if the paparrazi in the background of this pic caused any disturbance? LOL

The company's filter won't let me see your pictures. Are they x rated?

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Your request was categorized by Blue Coat Web Filter as 'Games'.

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(paparazzi riding the helicopter in the background like the Hollywood weddings)

Do you raise dental floss up there in Montana?

Congrats!

I absolutely love the cake!

May the Force be with you!

Everyone looks great!

Maybe you didn't notice the paparazzi in the background. Look for your wedding in People magazine SOHEIFOX LOL

...Yeah, Timmy's a tool. Total Weaboo. Barb has talked to him exactly TWICE since the wedding because of that. He couldn't stumble his ass away from Final Fantasy XI long enough to find the shower or clean clothes, he even brought a fucking katana.

I wanted to have him thrown out, but I held my peace, it IS her family. I mean, Barb is a huge Star Wars fan, but she didn't wear a stupid Jedi costume or anything. Why couldn't the Weaboo at least shower? But, every wonderful day has to have an annoying spot.

Right along with the dumb California lady who tried to jog through the wedding over and over.

"OMG! Like my GAWD you are so SELFISH! I jog here EVERY DAY!" Yeah.. and you get married only once. A park staff member actually called the cops; as we did pay the fee to rent the garden to ourselves. She made a huge scene, swearing at the cops and such. They lead her off in handcuffs.

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

zappa

I'm not seeing any paparazzi there. I see a street light though, that may be what you think is looking like a chopper. The cameras aren't the best.

SOHEIFOX

That paparazzi chopper is right above Emily's head.

Long lens. You must have had Apache security choppers keeping them a respectable distance away.

OK, now off to bed for real.

CONGRADS MAN! All the best to you two young uns!

Libby

That's where the mines are.

They lead her off in handcuffs.

Posted by soheifox at 2008-08-22 12:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

You never get police brutality when you want it.

You never get police brutality when you want it.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-08-22 12:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

That woulda been pretty hilarious, actually. "Oh my GAWD!!! That Selfish bastard is getting MARRIED? Where I am supposed to JAWG?!?!? I'll just- *thud* ahh! *thwack* waahh!! *whap* I'll sue! *Blam Blam thud*

*Cop* Welcome to Montana, Princess. Where nobody saw anything except her tripping, right? Ya'all have a nice wedding now.

Tim brought a katana to a wedding?

What a doorknob.

That's where the mines are.

Posted by Pinche_Mao at 2008-08-22 12:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

That's correct, Mao. That's the site of the superfund cleanup. I almost bought a house there for dirt cheap. I was minutes away from getting a 4 bedroom house for 13K. Good quality, too; just crap land value. The commute to Kalispell woulda lost in gas what I woulda saved on the house itself. The wise investor with more money then I would buy up land there now in hopes the cleanup actually finishes with success.

a 4 bedroom for 13,000...

Damn, I gotta head westward.

Damn, I gotta head westward.

....to the Land of Children with 14 Fingers...

They lead her off in cuffs!

I guess Tim lost his light sabor.

buy a 4 bedroom for 13,000...

Damn, I gotta head westward.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-08-22 01:07

I'm going to saddle up and ride to Montana too after seeing that price for a 4-bedroom house.
You can't even buy a garage in Los Angeles for $13 grand.

Montana is a beautiful state.

I'm going to saddle up and ride to Montana too after seeing that price for a 4-bedroom house.

Come talk to us about January after you do, Angel :)

Don't get me wrong.

I love Montana.

Especially eastern Montana.

Its really good cow country.

Wheatgrass cures on the stem.

Google a Charlie Russell gallery.

"Happy Together"

Come talk to us about January after you do, Angel :)

hahaha, you're probably right, Pinche,

This California gal might not be able to handle 10 feet of snow for months on end.
I had forgotten about those Montana winters!

For me, it's a daylight thing.

I don't undertand how anyone can function with days that short in the winter.

We manage. I actually miss the snow we used to get around here. Now it's just kinda cold and not much else.

What state are you in, Alexandrite? For some reason I thought you were from Texas.

Michigan.

I always pictured Michigan as having a lot of snow. New Jersey is the same too.
It can get real cold but not the snow they used to get. Snow sounds so nice - -especially around Christmas. But then living in it, and driving in it, ever day get to be another story entirely. Not so glamorous anymore.

What state are you in, Alexandrite? For some reason I thought you were from Texas

No, he's one of those Texas haters.

Soheifox

You'll have to print out this thread and paste it in your wedding album. But then again....

Would you believe she actually saved herself till marriage... and I loved her so much I honoured that?

I think that's sweet. Sounds like you picked a very nice girl for yourself.

Goatman- I don't hate the people from texas, just their shitty courts and silly laws.

OK, so that means SOME people. But you, zat, and betelg are from texas. I also have some friends that lived there.

But rogers must really dislike your state, there's a new story about it every damn day.

CC- The UP still gets some snow, but really...within my lifetime, it's gone from lots of snow, to damn near nothing. Doesn't stay cold enough for anything but sleet, rain, or hail for the winter.

Same way in New Jersey, Alexandrite. Even back in the 1970's. Just not the same winters anymore.
Do you think it's global warming? (Although I'm not going to hash out the pros and cons of global warming tonight!)

But rogers must really dislike your state, there's a new story about it every damn day.

Rcade's no fool. There are certain key words that get threads jumped on right away.
"Texas" and "Texans" happen to be two of them and he knows it. Used to be everyone loved to bash California all the time. Now it appears Texas has the honor -- at least it seems that way on DR. Don't know why. Texas has such a rich heritage and so much history to be proud of but it attracts the liberal Texas bashers like bees to honey. They just can't help themselves. : )

But rogers must really dislike your state, there's a new story about it every damn day.

There's no explaining some expats.

He must miss the sordidness a little, though. He moved to Florida after all. *grin*

I'm going to saddle up and ride to Montana too after seeing that price for a 4-bedroom house.
You can't even buy a garage in Los Angeles for $13 grand.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-22 01:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

Uhh, I wouldn't. Remember in another post where I stated how craptacular the job market is in Kalispell?

It's a worker's paradise compared to Libby. In Libby you can work at McDonald's, Pizza Hut, one of the two gas stations, the supermarket, Pamida, or the diner.

That's it.

Kalispell is beautiful, but it is a tourist area now.

Not much there other than service jobs.

Congratulations and best wishes.

Any chance of getting ELO back together after the honeymoon?

Michigan.

Posted by Alexandrite

A Yooper?

Congrats dickbag. I've got all sorts of rotten and vile things to say, but seeing as though I'm a classy fucker I'll wait until your marriage fails before I start.

Ahhhh...young love!
All the best.

"It's Montana" looks absolutely beautiful in the pis.

Fascinating.

If a lefty posts his wedding photos on the internet, and manages to make a snide Bush reference--against Bush's daughter, no less--in only the second line of his post, I know two things: his life is pathetic, and it must be the Drudge Retort.

In most cases, marriage helps to civilize a man. Your new bride has her work cut out for her. Congratulations to you. To her--not so much.

I'd love to be the family dentist.

If a lefty posts his wedding photos on the internet, and manages to make a snide Bush reference--against Bush's daughter, no less--in only the second line of his post, I know two things: his life is pathetic, and it must be the Drudge Retort.

In most cases, marriage helps to civilize a man. Your new bride has her work cut out for her. Congratulations to you. To her--not so much.

Posted by rightisright at 2008-08-22 11:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

I'm not seeing where I lied about her anywhere though.

Don't be jealous, RiR, some day a woman just MIGHT touch your dangle too. Keep reaching for the stars, and try showering at least once a week.

Congrats dickbag. I've got all sorts of rotten and vile things to say, but seeing as though I'm a classy fucker I'll wait until your marriage fails before I start.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-08-22 09:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

Much appreciated, my good man! Your fuck stock is rising, cockbag!

"Don't be jealous, RiR, some day a woman just MIGHT touch your dangle too."

This coming from the guy who didn't get to fuck his girlfriend until they were married. You sound way too proud of yourself for finally getting laid, sort of like a teenager.

This coming from the guy who didn't get to fuck his girlfriend until they were married. You sound way too proud of yourself for finally getting laid, sort of like a teenager.

Posted by JOE at 2008-08-22 11:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

Aren't you supposed to be right wing, Joe? Doesn't that mean someone did the right thing, holding off on premarital sex? Or can you righties ever figure out where you stand on any issues?

I wouldn't call myself right wing, certainly not on social issues. Aren't lefties supposed to be understanding that there are more than two worldviews out there?

soheifox,
You make a common mistake. Just because somebody pokes fun of what passes for liberal thought here on the retort doesn't make them a right winger, bush apologist, or extremely religious person.
It makes them normal.

Aren't you supposed to be right wing, Joe? Doesn't that mean someone did the right thing, holding off on premarital sex? Or can you righties ever figure out where you stand on any issues?

Posted by soheifox

Touche!

soheifox,
You make a common mistake. Just because somebody pokes fun of what passes for liberal thought here on the retort doesn't make them a right winger, bush apologist, or extremely religious person.
It makes them normal.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-08-22 11:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

It just always strikes me as strange, 101, how so many people are right wing... except on the concepts that require a little self-restraint, like.. drugs, or premarital sex. I realize I am flawed in thinking anyone who's clearly right wing on everything else would practice discipline; but I can take a shot in the dark that I might have run into the one single rightie with a little bit of integrity.

Oh, shit. Wedding pictures.

Would you believe she actually saved herself till marriage...

Double shit. I'm really trying...trying hard...to resist...

Steady Lee.....

"It just always strikes me as strange, 101, how so many people are right wing... except on the concepts that require a little self-restraint, like.. drugs, or premarital sex. I realize I am flawed in thinking anyone who's clearly right wing on everything else would practice discipline; but I can take a shot in the dark that I might have run into the one single rightie with a little bit of integrity."

The only reason you are thinking this way is that you are falling into a logical fallacy. You are basically saying "If someone believes X, then they must also believe Y and Z." Just because someone is agaist entitlement programs doesn't mean they are social conservatives. I've never got any impression from Joe that he's a social conservative.

Now that the fact that I am not a right-winger is out there, we can get back to the point. Why is soheifox so proud of finally getting laid that he repeatedly accuses others of being unable to do so? And why does he refer to his dick as his "dangle?"

Are you seven years old?

Now that the fact that I am not a right-winger is out there, we can get back to the point. Why is soheifox so proud of finally getting laid that he repeatedly accuses others of being unable to do so? And why does he refer to his dick as his "dangle?"

Are you seven years old?

Posted by JOE at 2008-08-22 12:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

...and furthermore, Joe, I clearly stated that while she was a virgin, she was 10 years too late into my life for me to be so pure.

Reading comprehension escapes you on a regular basis, doesn't it Joe?

Nobody said you were a virgin. I fully comprehended the fact that you didn't get to pile your girlfriend till you married her. Now you're on a message board pounding your chest and talking about your "dangle." Sad.

And Sully, I stand by my statement.

I find it amusing how so many people who are otherwise right wing, stop the philosophy of personal responsibility at anything that requires them to practice self restraint. My statement points out that right wingers never seem to live the lifestyle, not that "Because you do believe in one you MUST believe in the other." I know that most people who call themselves right wing are really just essentially lazy persons, who care that the government litigates into other people's lives, but will make no attempt to govern their own.

Joen ins specific, once said

"People are liberals until it comes to themselves. I have no doubt that if a liberal were shot in the back, he'd want the guy locked up for life.

Posted by JOE at 2008-08-21 05:39 PM | Reply"

And my retort that "People are right wing, right up until it requires some self discipline" is an able retort to the person who spoke such nonsense.

"Nobody said you were a virgin."

Actually, you did, Joe. And I'm now done responding directly to you because, like your inability to take any personal responsibility for your actions, you can't even comprehend your own statements.

"you did, Joe"

No I didn't. I said you "finally got laid," but it was clear from my prior post that I was referring to your current partner only. Leave it to this dipshit to focus on (a) whether I'm a right-winger and (b) whether I incorrectly asserted that he used to be a virgin. Anything but owning up to the fact that you are a putz who talks about his "dangle" on the internet.

"I find it amusing how so many people who are otherwise right wing, stop the philosophy of personal responsibility at anything that requires them to practice self restraint. My statement points out that right wingers never seem to live the lifestyle, not that "Because you do believe in one you MUST believe in the other." I know that most people who call themselves right wing are really just essentially lazy persons, who care that the government litigates into other people's lives, but will make no attempt to govern their own."

Well if its just a self restraint issue then why limit your criticism to people you call right wingers? Why shouldn't everyone show this self restraint you feel is lacking? Obviously, you seem to believe that anyone who expresses what you deem a "right wing" viewpoint must then also believe in certain "lifestyle" you've assigned them.

And actually, wanting the government to stay out of one's life fits in perfectly well with having crazy personal habits.

Well if its just a self restraint issue then why limit your criticism to people you call right wingers? Why shouldn't everyone show this self restraint you feel is lacking? Obviously, you seem to believe that anyone who expresses what you deem a "right wing" viewpoint must then also believe in certain "lifestyle" you've assigned them.

And actually, wanting the government to stay out of one's life fits in perfectly well with having crazy personal habits.

Posted by Sully at 2008-08-22 12:19 PM | Reply | Flag

Oh I won't. I find your average Democrat to be just as lacking in personal integrity.

Begs the question a bit, though, you know. Do they vote for the party that insists abstinence is the only answer, and the party that wants the most fascist measures in the war on drugs? That would be the right wing people who vote for that party. So of course they get the finger first. They vote for the people who stand against the whole package, not just fiscal responsibility. If they voted for someone who was fiscally conservative but much more liberal socially, they'd be stumping for Ron Paul, not John McCain.

(Side note: I have openly stated I'm not voting for Obama, either. He's useless. I'd like to know where he stands on some issues, but I can't pin down his stances on anything. He's a wily, weaselly politician; willing to say whatever gets him elected)

It's like how when I heard Edwards had an affair on his wife.. I thought he was a scumbag, but it lacks the "Ah HA!" factor of finding out Newt Gingrich did so. Why? Because Edwards doesn't belong to the party of "family values".

"Begs the question a bit, though, you know. Do they vote for the party that insists abstinence is the only answer, and the party that wants the most fascist measures in the war on drugs? That would be the right wing people who vote for that party."

Well to the extent that someone directly criticizes their own stated beliefs they are definitely hypocrites. The examples you give are valid. I also know people who claim to Democrats almost as if its a moral issue because Republicans are elitist scumbags. But the same people routinely treat waiters, doormen, landscapers, etc. like shit wherever they go.

You just have to be careful not to assume you know where someone stands on an issue based on an unrelated opinion.

I also know people who claim to Democrats almost as if its a moral issue because Republicans are elitist scumbags. But the same people routinely treat waiters, doormen, landscapers, etc. like shit wherever they go.

You just have to be careful not to assume you know where someone stands on an issue based on an unrelated opinion.

Posted by Sully at 2008-08-22 01:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

Indeed, I do. However, as stated by quoting my other post, it applies in spades to Joe.

Now as to your other point... yes. A whole lot of people claim Democrat, and they don't have the slightest bit of compassion towards their fellow being. You can see a lot of them over on the John Lennon thread, stating that someone deserves a long sentence because they killed John Lennon as compared to someone killing Joebob. By stating so, they completely miss the point of everything John ever stood for. As there are a laughable amount of people who are Republican only until it conflicts with their own personal desires, there's a lot of people who are Democrat until it actually comes down to doing something that requires you to ACTUALLY treat people with equality.

I think I've said before I'd rather associate with a hundred people like bOoB, because although insane, at least he has integrity to his left-leaning ideals. I used to claim myself as "essentially leftist" and stated I would always vote Democrat just because Republicans scare me.. but right now the Democrat candidate scares me just as much.

So... I stump for Palpatine/Skywalker(Vader, not Luke) 08. I couldn't decide which was the lesser of two evils, so I'm swinging the other way and voting for the greatest of evils. :) They've got sometihng to offer everyone.

To Republicans: You wanna vote for an old evil man? Why stop at McCain? Palpatine is your true destiny.

To Democrats: Since you're so irrationally hung up on voting for a half-black guy anyway... why not vote for one who is LITERALLY half black?

To Libertarians: it's not like you're not already voting for a fictional idea anyway. Why not vote Palpy?

Green Party: It's not like you're not voting for a fictional character already, why stop at Nader? The name already rhymes, vote for Vader!

Anarchists: Palpatine has superweapons. He will blow shit up.

Fascists: As close to Hitler as you'll ever get.

Socialists: Palpatine belives all are equal under his Empire.

Conspiracy Theorists: It's not like your vote counts anyway. Diebold has the election sewn up. And, furthermore, Palpatine and Vader believe in ET's.

So... I stump for Palpatine/Skywalker(Vader, not Luke) 08.

You say Bob's insane?

Is this what people in Montana are like?

They are close to Canada. That may explain it.

Frankly, I think my wife looks a lot better then the fat lil Bush twat who got married the same day

posted by Soheifox

SOHEIFOX big balls rating = 100

all other DR posters who left this alone
(including me) big balls rating = 0

Fredo C,
I concur.

I just choked on my lunch reading the 1:48.

JOE = 1000

All right, guys.

I apologize.

NO I DON'T!

Godamn it!

you guys are just wrong.

The man's in love and newly wed.

So has "dangle" now beome a permanent part of DR lexicon?

so nice going..............you got married.

you poor smuck..............no I m joking..........

have a good life

I'm sorry, I just can't help myself.

"Dangle"

Are you serpent or you just danglin on me.
I watch you sufferin'
Hands down swirl ... soul
From the things you Could not receive
Hard to say but I can't
yeah dangle on
Really lie

Keep danglin on me
I feel I could really harm
I love to watch you suffer,
I love to see you crawl
Crawl through this - watch you dangle
I love to watch you dangle on above these walls.
Cause when all my days are gone - you all
will see - my love go walking home

Well when I run I dangle on a string,
as you cool, you cool,
you cool my body down,
when I want to run & when I want to hide what I want,
well I dangle, I dangle on a string.

Dangle on - on a string; dangle on - all you bring;
Dangle on - on a string; Dangle on

I dangle on, as you cool, you cool, you cool my body down.
As the clay has crusted on my wings I feel
I've been buried yesterday
but I'll heal by the gorgeousness of my eye,
I will heal by the gorgeousness of my eye,
Well be strong, be strong - till this
second wave of my love, of my love

Well dangle on - on a string;
Dangle on - all you bring;
Dangle on - on a string; Dangle on

-- Rusted Root

-- Rusted Root

Posted by CalifChris

F'ing Hippie Flag!

Calif Chris you post every minute of every day.
Dontcha' work for a living???

It took all the restraint I have.

FUCK SHE'S UGLY!

Godamn it!

Posted by LeeAtwater at 2008-08-22 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm pleased you think so. She also has an IQ of 132, plays at least 10 hours of video games with me a week, and doesn't care if I watch sports. She's actually GOOD at video games, appreciates a good motorcycle, loves 80's cartoons, and has absolutely no hangups in the sack. She's never lied to me, not even once (even if that means hurting my feelings), and appreciates good cooking. She has her own interests and job, and supports me in mine. She loves a good violent movie, in addition to the chick flicks, and brings me a beer after dinner. Heck, she even came equipped with her own Atari 2600.

Even if she's the ugliest woman alive (oh and she's not.. she has legs that go on forever.. sexy rounded hips...), I still have a better wife then you ever will.

Posted by soheifox at 2008-08-22 02:36 PM

You really didn't have to respond, sohe.

I apologize, Fox. Sincerely. I wish I had a woman like that. I'm happy that you found someone that could make you happy. That's very rare.

I can be a total jackass. I write stuff that amuses me. I apologize that it was at your expense.

I'm sure she is a lovely person and my apologies to her.

Best of luck.

You're gonna need it.

Damn it! See?

Especially with more details.
I'd suggest that the fact you haven't been absolutely savaged (which you really should have been for being so forthcomming with information) is a pretty rare occurance here on the DR.

I'd be a little more guarded in the future if I were you.

You really didn't have to respond, sohe.

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-08-22 02:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

I just think it's hilarious. While all my friends chased the perfect cheerleader make-up laden whore types... I found myself a pretty girl with a brain. My friend Larry made some snide comments about her; then later that night my wife and I took him on in Battlefield 2142.

The next day at work he was hanging his head and going "Dude, you win in the wife game".

And I did. You all go ahead and chase the girls that spend 2 hours a day putting on makeup. I wanted something better. I wanted a beautiful soul and mind to go along with a feminine figure.

"I'd be a little more guarded in the future if I were you."

Does that mean you won't be posting any pictures of your, um, "partner" any time soon?

Ah, the old "no hot chicks are smart or interesting" self-delusion.

Good for you, soheifox.

SoHe,
Please, you're only inviting trouble.

Calif Chris you post every minute of every day.
Dontcha' work for a living???

Posted by Fredo_C at 2008-08-22

Retired early to move back home and care for my Mom these last few years. Wasn't able to take care of her and work too as she needed full time care. She passed away this past March. I'll be selling the place and leaving CA soon. Then plan to work at least part time wherever I move to. Don't want to just stay home -- too boring. Next year you'll probably never see me around here much. It's just been because I needed to be at home all the time these past five years that have allowed me way more time on here than I normally would have had. So y'all enjoy pounding me on the head with your keyboards while you still have the chance. (grin)

I'd be a little more guarded in the future if I were you.

Yeah, Soheifox, we're all pretty cool here on DR but there are a lot of wacos out there in cyberspace. TMI isn't always a good thing. Did enjoy your wedding pictures, though.

Yeah, Soheifox, we're all pretty cool here on DR but there are a lot of wacos out there in cyberspace. TMI isn't always a good thing. Did enjoy your wedding pictures, though.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-22 03:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

Never been afraid of that sort of thing. As before stated, if you Google my screenname you come up with all my real information anyway.

A final congrats on your wedding, Soheifox, and best wishes for a wonderful future with your new bride. Later.

SOHEIFOX,

You have a lovely wife. I'm sure she's a wonderful woman, too.

You on the other hand are one ugly son of a bitch.

SOHEIFOX,

You have a lovely wife. I'm sure she's a wonderful woman, too.

You on the other hand are one ugly son of a bitch.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2008-08-22 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Thank you, my good man. I've been told as much before and I have no idea what the hell she sees in me.

My friend Larry made some snide comments about her; then later that night my wife and I took him on in Battlefield 2142.

* * * *

The Dorkage Filter (TM) on my computer just exploded.

Thank you, my good man. I've been told as much before and I have no idea what the hell she sees in me.

Posted by soheifox
* * * *

Some women dream of a knight in shining armor. Others of the jockish, quarterback type. Others more go after the rich investment bankers. A small handful want a guy who is great at video games.

Lucky you.

if you Google my screenname you come up with all my real information anyway.

Posted by soheifox

okay...

Kalispell? Great country, sohe. Lived downstate near and in YNP for six years. Best friends in Missoula.

God I miss big sky country.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-22 02:56 PM

CC,
I think you are blessed to have been able to stay close to your mom for her last years.
Cherish her memory. I wish you the best in your next step, your next chapter, in life.

(Even though your a fuckin'lib)

Come to NYC, we'll party.

Some women dream of a knight in shining armor. Others of the jockish, quarterback type. Others more go after the rich investment bankers. A small handful want a guy who is great at video games.

Lucky you.

Posted by rightisright at 2008-08-22 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

...she's actually better then me at some. Infuriating and challenging. I've never seen someone so good at Millipede on the 2600, and she beats me a good 7 out of 10 times on Smash Brothers Brawl, as well.

Wow.

So how do you decide which one of you gets to wear the ewok costume?

Jeez, fredo lives in NYC too?

Now I really miss big sky country.

Wow.

So how do you decide which one of you gets to wear the ewok costume?

Posted by rightisright at 2008-08-22 03:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm betting our firstborn will "win" that competition.

*shudders* I live with her being a Star Wars fan. Small tradeoff for the rest of the package.

Soehifox

Not to get too personal, and you needn't respond, but you remember what I wrote you about your Mom in a post the other day? Think about it. I never regretted for one minute making some major changes in my life in order to take care of my Mom. I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat. You don't have your folks in your life forever and once they're gone that's it. So think about maybe putting aside your feelings and at least tell your Mom you love her and keep communication with her open while you still can. You'll never regret it. Just my two cents for what it's worth.

Not to get too personal, and you needn't respond, but you remember what I wrote you about your Mom in a post the other day? Think about it. I never regretted for one minute making some major changes in my life in order to take care of my Mom. I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat. You don't have your folks in your life forever and once they're gone that's it. So think about maybe putting aside your feelings and at least tell your Mom you love her and keep communication with her open while you still can. You'll never regret it. Just my two cents for what it's worth.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-22 03:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

Chris: Notice she's not at the wedding? Notice none of my family is? I invited every one of them. grandparents, parents, the whole nine yards. My brother couldn't make it because of finances (legit) but my Mom and Dad couldn't make it because they were going to an Indian Casino that weekend. The Grandparents decided years ago that I'm not related to them because I chose to join the Navy way back when. They were severe hippies that never learned the true lesson of what it means to love your fellow man.

I did actually send her an email stating all the necessary fluffy stuff. In retrospect of the situation and giving it deeper thought, just because she hasn't been my mother is no reason not to allow her to have warm fuzzy thoughts as she prepares to pass on. It was never a big angry point; I actually told my wife I EXPECTED none of them to show up. Because these people just aren't my family. (Save for my brother, who has since showed up)

So why should I deny her the warm fuzzies? Just because I don't mean them in the slightest means I need to hurt her by withholding them.

"Thank you, my good man. I've been told as much before and I have no idea what the hell she sees in me."

Posted by soheifox

I posted that because it's nice to know I'm not the only ugly son of a bitch that somehow landed a good looking wife.

Regarding Sohe's appearance in these photos: I have to admit, I'm a little bitter that nobody said anything about my Jeff Lynne (ELO) reference from this morning.

Jesus, RCADE just tossed a bunch of this thread.

Especially with more details.
I'd suggest that the fact you haven't been absolutely savaged (which you really should have been for being so forthcomming with information) is a pretty rare occurance here on the DR.

I'd be a little more guarded in the future if I were you.

Posted by 101Chairborne

He and a couple of others are the ones who'd do the savaging as I'm sure you've noticed by now. The guy can't help being an asshole every chance he gets. Thinks he's funny.

Some people can't help being a moron. 101's one of those. I suspect it had something to do with mother/his head/hard floor/freefall.

I'd suggest that the fact you haven't been absolutely savaged (which you really should have been for being so forthcomming with information) is a pretty rare occurance here on the DR.

I'd be a little more guarded in the future if I were you.

Actually, I think a bit more openness here is not a bad thing. After all many of us have talked to each other for years.

In the spirit of Shoebox's openness, here actually a picture of me and a few of my friends that was actually in the newspaper.

She's actually GOOD at video games, appreciates a good motorcycle, loves 80's cartoons...

Soheifox has totally found a keeper!

Good on ya, man!

Congrats on all yer nuptial bliss and kudos fer having the courage to post yer pix on the DR.

Luffed the cake!

Be Well.

Some people can't help being a moron. 101's one of those. I suspect it had something to do with mother/his head/hard floor/freefall.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Here's a really cool video to help him re-connect his lobes:>)

really!

Talks Jill Bolte Taylor: My stroke of insight

congratulations! but are you sure this is the type of community you wish to be forthright with? a lot of jerks post here. just look at some of the other threads.

She's actually GOOD at video games, appreciates a good motorcycle, loves 80's cartoons...

Does she have a sister?

It's good to see you Alex. I was missing you, how you doing tonight?

I hurt bad. Just spent the last few hours helping my buddy move everything he owns. God damn exercise bike weighed 2 tons. Fucker had stone furniture too, and since he's smaller than me I had to do most of the lifting.

Next time I'm giving him money for movers.

I hurt bad. Just spent the last few hours helping my buddy move everything he owns. God damn exercise bike weighed 2 tons. Fucker had stone furniture too, and since he's smaller than me I had to do most of the lifting.

Next time I'm giving him money for movers.

Dude, because of my knees, I get sick when I move...It fuck me all up and I actually get ill because of the exertion.

Im in decent shape, but I thought my heart was going to explode once that eliptical machine got to the top of the stairs.

Then his girlfreind wanted it in another room. I said "fuck no".

Post a song dude...Let loose and post a few....

Next time I'm giving him money for movers.

I need that bumper sticker: "Yes, it's my truck. No, I won't help you move"

Actually at my age, I can politely decline and get away with it. But I do tell people I don't mind driving, but I will not lift or carry anything. Good compromise, IMO.

In my neighborhood it's well known that my pickup and I are "for hire."

I don't do "favors" for anybody but close friends that I know from experience would do the same for me.

Being up front about it cuts through all the bullshit I get from people who come knocking on my door because I own a pickup.

Of course, community projects (like cleaning up storm damage) is a different matter. People helping people with no questions asked has a reward all it's own.

Does she have a sister?

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-08-23 01:17 AM | Reply | Flag:

Two, in fact. One is one of the chicks who spends 2 hours a day putting on makeup (and is 14) and the other one thinks video games are for losers, but sure loves her some crystal meth.

Go get 'em, boys!

"Does she have a sister?"

Who's Goliath on the left?

Regarding Sohe's appearance in these photos: I have to admit, I'm a little bitter that nobody said anything about my Jeff Lynne (ELO) reference from this morning.

Posted by sully at 2008-08-22 04:06 PM

"Does she have a sister?"

((ShUDDER)))

But the real questions remain unanswered. Can Soheifox sing?
Play a guitar with one his hand while playing Battlefield 2112 with his other?
Is he even old enough to remember "Electric Light Orchestra"?

we wait for these answers with bated breath...

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-23 01:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

In order
1) Yes, a baritone.

2) Only if playing against my brother, lol

3) *sighs* I'm 31. not sure if I'm supposed to remembe rthem but I do.