Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Sunday, August 17, 2008

City officials in a Seattle suburb have shut down the Hardwood Cabin, a swinger's house where up to 60 guests aged 22 to 80 came to mingle, sunbathe nude by the pool and have sex. Neighbor John Rosenstiel had to sleep with his TV on to block out moaning and slapping noises. "Once in a while it sounds like a raccoon dying," he said.

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have you seen the chix in Seattle? not missing much!

Move along! nothing to see here!

Hmm... 50 sheets a week divided by 15 mattresses = Ewwwwwwww!!!!!

"Once in a while it sounds like a raccoon dying," he said

I wonder how many Raccoons he's heard die?

The property values probably went to hell when they moved in.

Here's the photo of the owners. No wonder the neighbor thought these two mating sounded like racoons in their death throes. Looks as though these two swingers never bother to put on clothes either -- even for their photo in the article.

Couldn't resist posting this sentence from the article --

The couple hosted a naked rally for presidential candidate Barack Obama and naked karaoke nights. A friend's "mobile sex dungeon" created in a small cargo truck was parked alongside the house....

Haha! I hadn't delved that far into the article, CC..looks more like a bleached beached whale than a raccoon to me!

"mobile sex dungeon"

Otherwise known as "My car". : )

The neighbors in the article complained because they weren't invited.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-08-17 11:23 PM


FF!

What does a raccoon sound like when dying?

"Call off the dogs! Call off the dogs!"

"mobile sex dungeon"

Otherwise known as "My car". : )

Posted by Alexandrite


Hah! And you probably had one of those bumperstickers --
"If this dungeon is a rocking don't come a knocking"

Hah! And you probably had one of those bumperstickers --
"If this dungeon is a rocking don't come a knocking"


Funny, Chris. I used to drive "West Coast turn-arounds" from Missouri in the early 80's and I had a cab-over truck. The cabs tilt forward for engine servicing. I had a custom plate made for the front that said "Tiltin' Hilton"..I had forgot about it 'til now! Damn! Last 25 years have been rough on me! Haha!

American1st

Yeah, I think every guy back then who owned a van had one of those
"If this van is a rocking...." bumperstickers. hahaha

Hairy armpits all around.

American1st

I had a custom plate made for the front that said "Tiltin' Hilton"..I had forgot about it 'til now! Damn! Last 25 years have been rough on me! Haha!

At least the ladies who got into the "Tiltin' Hilton" had a warning of what they might expect if they took a ride in your truck!

Good. I thought that kind of swinging had gone out of style.

"Everyone wants a private place that's safe to play."

www.mon-chalet.com


Good. I thought that kind of swinging had gone out of style.

Posted by hamdan

Are you kidding, it's bigger than ever.

In a related story, The Raccoon Hospice Organization has issued the following statement;

"eeek, gurg, bleeble,,,,rwwwwakkk, blurkity bluk".

some see this as a damning praise, but others are sure a compromise can be reached.

whattaya tryin' to make me sick?

Now we add another group to the Obama "rainbow" of supporters, the sado-masochistic fetishists.

The couple hosted a naked rally for presidential candidate Barack Obama and naked karaoke nights. A friend's "mobile sex dungeon" created in a small cargo truck was parked alongside the house.

What is this affinity that draws so many diverse people to his camp?

We have the condemned murderer contingent, whose priority while being executed is to make a dying declaration urging people to support Obama.

We have the hatemongers, Obama's mentor whose doctrine is hate-America, hate whitey, hate Jews, and his cohort, Minister Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islam.

We have the unregenerate domestic terrorist group exemplified by Bill Ayers and his wife.

We have the personal corruption and direction of government funds for special personal enrichment payoff group symbolized by Revko.

We have the indigent gimme welfare group, paraistes living on the work of others.

We have the "special preferences for blacks" group.

What is the attraction that Obama has for all these people assembled under his rainbow coalition? It certainly seems to be a group of degenrates, whose "ways" would destabilize society and lead to far less productivity, and less security for ordinary folk.


The McCain naked karaoke nights were cancelled due to a lack of vomit buckets.

and also a lack of Viagra!

Fat naked swingers! Obama's core constituency!

"""What is this affinity that draws so many diverse people to his camp?"""

I guess it's the same reason why toothless hillbillies, war mongerers, neo-nazis, borderline retards, old men, scared women, fucked fundies, ceos of multi-nationals, mercenaries, fascist dictators naturally gravitate towards refucklicans.

I guess it's the same reason why toothless hillbillies, war mongerers, neo-nazis, borderline retards, old men, scared women, fucked fundies, ceos of multi-nationals, mercenaries, fascist dictators naturally gravitate towards refucklicans.

Posted by panchovilla

You forgot talibaptists and professional closet queens.

You forgot talibaptists and professional closet queens.

Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-08-18 03:17 PM | Reply


If you have something of substance to say, you better say it before the stupid starts.

Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-08-18 03:14 PM | Reply

professional closet queens.

Posted by Lipzoidial


That about says it all.

Posted by panchovilla at 2008-08-18 03:05 PM

I guess it's the same reason why toothless hillbillies, war mongerers, neo-nazis, borderline retards, old men, scared women, fucked fundies, ceos of multi-nationals, mercenaries, fascist dictators naturally gravitate towards refucklicans.

Come on now, Pancho, you know that the fascist dictators have all been leftists. Mussolini, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, you know all of the leftist worthies. Or are you going to be an historical revisionist and claim that your ideologues are something other thqan they are?
... refucklicans.

Oh yes, add the orthographically challenged putative pseudo-neologists to the list of endorsers of Obama.

Every now and then, it seems that lefties try to create new words since they find that they can't express themselves using existing English.

What is included in the new category, a classification that exists only in your own seemingly addled mind? Is it meant to be a portmanteau word? What? It fails to qualify under any standard.

Well, keep on confabulating there, Pancho. It's unfortunate that there is limited use of HTML here, or you could be more expressive with use of other founts, different colors, and other "creative" methods to distinguish you, and communicate your discontent.

"Hardwood Cabin" Hard Wood.... LOL

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