RIP, Chef.

Goodbye Children!

chocolate chip lp for the win

Snake in the mailbox?

2 tablespoons of cinnammon,

And 2 or 3 egg whites

a half a stick of butter

melt it

Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls

sniff sniff sniff

Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin

Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!

Oooh

suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

BLOW EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WHOO!! WHOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!

Black men are predominantly bi-sexual. My guess is that he had AIDS.

Sincerely,
AmericanUnity

Where do scientologists go when they die? UFO comes by and picks them up? Comets? Buried under a pyramid?

What a shaft.

Black men are predominantly bi-sexual. My guess is that he had AIDS.

Sincerely,
AmericanUnity

Posted by LeeAtwater

FF..:)

I loved Hayes as The Duke on Escape from New York. "They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street Bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way ... from the neck up! On the hood of my car!"

Mmmmmm.....sometimes.

RIP Isaac

RIP

"He could not live withour his lover bernie.. gunshot to the head... FAGGOTS"

OMG, people like you are still drawing breath? In this day and age?

I'm not sure "drawing breath" isn't too generous, Danforth.

"The boys made the point that they would always respect and remember fondly Chef as Chef and not as the brainwashed cultridden doofus he became."

The funniest bit is as Chef dies and shits himself, the last thing out was the big stick up his ass.

Gygax, Hayes and Carlin.

Wow. We're losing all "most fun" people lately.

Sure, Hayes got a little weird towards the end; but let's not forget his sane lifetime of great music and good work. Rest in peace, brother.

Goodbye there, children :(

I wonder what makes the talibaptists think that scientology's crazy shit is any different than their crazy shit.

Ironic that it's the jesus nazis that are criticizing 2 good dead men recently (and for no reason I can tell - oh, yea, they're black, right?).

And why all the taking a shit all over AIDS sufferers? Do you nazis think that Issac hayes and bernie mac couldn't have died of anything else besides aids?

Are you that racists or are you just that stupid?

"I wonder what makes the talibaptists think that scientology's crazy shit is any different than their crazy shit."

Personally, I have no problem with the beliefs of Scientology. As far as I'm concerned, if you want to believe that pink flamingos look down at us from the sky and guide our actions with the help of invisble lasers they shoot out of their eyes, then fine - if it helps you sleep at night, then believe whatever you want.

My bias against Scientology is against the organization itself - the Church of Scientology, that has a history of suing, slandering, and threatening people who so much as imply anything negative about it. Combine this with the insane amount of money Scientologists charge for their "services," the cult-like actions of some of their members, and mysterious circumstances surrounding the deaths of some Scientologists (Lisa McPherson being one), and you can see why some people are a bit derisive.

And for that matter, why do atheists or people who don't believe in a certain religion always seem to dismiss it as "crazy shit"? Why does your belief structure (or in some cases, lack of belief structure) have to be right?

Hayes...gone to meet Xenu.
But most important...
did he pay the necessary auditing fees ot get to OT7 or higher?

*chocolate salty balls*...sniff, sniff...

I never be able to watch South Park again...

Damn, their dropping like flies.

Since I can remember him in his heyday, are we next?

Isaac Hayes
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

On March 13, 2006, a statement was issued in Hayes' name, indicating that he was asking to be released from his contract with Comedy Central, citing recent episodes which satirized religious beliefs as being intolerant. "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," he was quoted in a press statement. The statement, however, did not directly mention Scientology. A response from Stone said that Hayes' complaints stemmed from the show's criticism of Scientology and that he "has no problem and he's cashed plenty of checks with our show making fun of Christians, Muslims, Mormons or Jews."[20][21] Stone adds, "[We] never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did
Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin." Stone and Parker agreed to release Hayes from his contract per his request.

On March 20, 2006, Roger Friedman of Fox News reported having been told that the March 13th statement was made in Hayes' name, but not by Hayes himself. He wrote: "Isaac Hayes did not quit South Park. My sources say that someone quit it for him. ... Friends in Memphis tell me that Hayes did not issue any statements on his own about South Park. They are mystified."[17]

Why does your belief structure (or in some cases, lack of belief structure) have to be right?

Posted by Kinger

It would be kinda dumb to have a religion that you don't think is right, wouldn't it?

The thing is that athieists and agnostics and almost all deists (which is what i am) don't expect the world to re-mold the whole society to accomodate them. Christians and Jews and Muslims do want exactly that.

"The thing is that athieists and agnostics and almost all deists (which is what i am) don't expect the world to re-mold the whole society to accomodate them."

Maybe it's just me, but I've encountered exactly the reverse. I don't know any Christians who insult atheists for their "crazy shit" or their lack of faith but I know a metric fuckton of atheists (most notably, my younger brother and his friends) who consistently deride, insult, and basically stomp all over the beliefs of anyone who isn't an atheist. Myself included.

For the record, I went to a very strict Roman Catholic high school as an agnostic, and never encountered any bigotry based on my beliefs.

This is an alert to a life-threatening situation. Hayes' body was found next to an operating treadmill. So you can recognize the dangers of exercise, which "they" recommend for "their" nefarious purposes.

It's similar to the situation in regard to water. You can see that water rusts - oxidizes - iron. And you have been made aware that free radicals can compromise your health. Yet, "they" recommend that you ingest water.

Someone needs to look into this. It sounds like a job for - Buffalo Bob.

Wait- maybe he's not really dead. That last thing you do before you die is you sh** your pants. maybe

"PPPPPFPPFPPPPHHHHHHTHTTTTPTPP
PP"

Oh never mind.

Funniest moment on South Park.

Bye Chef.

"I'm as big an asshole as the original Lee Atwater"
Lee Atwater

Wow. That cut to the bone.

It's a shame that AmericanUnity doesn't realize that personal insults are no way to express yourself on this site. I'll bet he doesn't talk this way on The Kos. It's so much easier to just admit that Lee got you good and move on. The funny flags don't lie. Have a nice day, AU, and I hope you can drop the angry tone on your future posts and join us in a healthy debate on the major issues of the day.

Any one of you snarky idiots is a fool if you think you 'got me'.

I sit here and laugh at your juvenile antics.

FreeRepublicville

At DailyKos people actually discuss topics instead of clogging up threads like you Rushnuts do here without a reasonable comment ever.

Snark Snark Snark. Your mantra.

One day you'll grow up.

At DailyKos people actually discuss topics instead of clogging up threads like you Rushnuts do here without a reasonable comment ever.

So, it would seem that you wait until you come over to THIS site to make your foul remarks and insulting comments. I believe that shows a total disrespect to the people here, and especially to Rcade, who has tolerated your antics like a good host. Shame on you.